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Ocei-`.`Humph 2% from ? `THE IN NEWEST TYPE assr PRESSES Low:-:s'r nmczs . ; . .. S'epE. Sept; -28, 29 Sept." 28, 29 Sept. 23, 24, 25 ,Sept. 29. 30, Oct. I ...-.;...-Sept. 16, 17- . . . . . .. Sept. 23, 24 . . . . . Sept. 2I Sept. I4, 15, 16 . . . . . .. Sept. 23,` 24 . . . . . .. Sept. 28, 29 Sept. -29, 30, Oct. I ' no!- A I: THERE'S THE TOUCH OF CORRECT .WORKMANSHIP A'BOUT ALL OUR JOB & COMMERCIAL PRINTING WE HAVE THAT RERUTATION AND ARE _JEALoUs TO MAINTAIN IT-' my U5. woonoonoo \/vb. -7, Sept. 21, : .nOct. 5, H ` El5l|Si0,n cf `trade always follows j.,di.i0_\ IVS Ddlvertising--3 fact of which _flfi8ing merghant is full) Lord Rosebery Tells of a Tale by the Great Beaconseld. Lord Rosebery, in his" life of Wil- liam Pitt, the younger, relates an ex- cellent story that he `himself heard from the lips of Lord Beaaonseld. The anecdote cannot be better related than in the author's own words: a T I`n :n-nA`2 L- 4;-3L`-- 9-~ aware. using THE Ad. Columns of a newspap ` .~13re` a reflex of the busineS3 spirit of the cdmmunity. 2! '{*-`. 0., oo oo.- 3 09 I`) sept KID!- Sept Scot V(3ct .14". Oct. 7,, Sept. 22, 23 .. Oct.'\5. 6 Sept. 23, 24 an oil 00 . '27)" 28} 22, 23, Oct. 4, __L /I Cehfrgl S_imcoe s Mediuin. 27: .14, "`";::z-uit-`My name is Watt, sir-.-_i W-a--t-.t. ' ~" ' ' ~ ` '1\4n--_. . l(`I I',______L n 1111 -.,- . ,1, ____A ` -.1~7. YfoWu7can % dmoinstrate this by '23 29 22] pA.jF7.".E.i.s.s,i'CANNOT BE 1 1.oc`al.applications, as the reah wlte, `diseased portion , eat; here is only one W .deaifne.ss,,` `-and that is by _.tional`_`1;eme"clies. Deafness is ca ,:Aby"an.;.1named condition of the used V_c|ous;iI1n1ng of the Eustachian Tmu` `.,-When this tube "is inamed W3 lube. wg-.1-_umb11ng. sound or imperfect ve w_1ng,_'and when It is entirely deafness IS the result, am U, the inamnglation` can be talacnd as ` and this-`tube restored to its 110-O~ut condition, _hearing` will be (l('~{tr{:)l.],Ial eeforever; nine cases out of LL. {U1 `caused by Catarrh, which is n.,[h`:"e ' but an mamed condition `I mucous surfaces. _We `will give One Humlmi Dr] lars for any case of Deafnc- (mi; ediby, catarrh) -that Cannot mi (.;t'mA] by Ha 1's Catarrh Cure. S.-in ff`, circular , free. ` 3` F. Cheney & Co 'j`(,]%xQ 0 Sold by Druggists, 75:; ' Tak_e Ha-11's `Family Pill stipatxon. ` CURED Y Canot Of the ay t0 cur`; COllStitu` (`f ll}:- R fV Con. .H't}`\R`!-DA.-, 4 `AUGUST ,2_ Uttersog . . . . . . . . . I Wbbdbndge . . . . . . ADVANCE PFHNT WESLEY &. CREW CIVJIII 5 Iecruit--I come` from" tha town".;ot -are, sun ' j .- . , ' .~nm...,..._,_ urn. u...un .1. 1 -m;.....;..... Is the best range to buy. Fitted with or w1:E1e>'.:t reservoir, patent hft up broiling top, new rever- sable grate, that pulls out. easily changed for coal or wood use. Perfect b:1`;<- _i5g oven evenly heated, large warming closet xv-.th drop door, when demn "can be used for dishes to rest on. Made in (lif- erent sizes. . Call in and get our prices. ---~- ':=noPm.<.-:ToRs 2, I909 QOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOQOOOOOO OQQOQQQQQOOOOQQOQOOOOOOQOO . Prot in Hogs.` ' so or small that a. minute particle of _ one ma,- in"Ju1y, T`, G; A113,, 0f dust may be the steed which `carries Innisil, put 40 hogs, averaging I09` '3 half. dZe`_` _.f`- thm<>'a`" the ]Ve,5 lbs.,von a second crop of clover in a of mdlm 5`e"e.' .Ree`-`t _exp' ve acre Field`. Later on heflet them men: h'WeVe?" md``?'te. that [the harvest three acres of peas and three `?ha"3'e f,mak`_8'_' the milk `istrlngy of corn. They had the_ run of the m3? be land at the d.'r' `The bu` stubble in other elds. On` thecrstiterfa `h`ch- ca-Se mk `-9 become of October he marketed the1n'at an'St."mg3' are Often} found 111 abund` avera.g'e of 210 lbs., the price beinggance +'=Pr""d "lthy 91.39- 5 I-2c. per lb. Leavinge the valueofl The `special germs "which cause the glcallings from the -stubble outistringy milk have been is61a.ted and of account, this made a return of $22] then planted in pure .mi1k -again, P81`. 361%` 10? the COT, P685 8fld.Se-`making it stringy, thus proving `that com] crop _of clover. -Last.spring,!the diiculty is due to bacteria, It when weaners were very. high, andlhas. been lishown that stringy `milk feed less plentiful, M'r.`A1lan sold!can be prelventedi by thoroughly the litter 05 0116 50W. at 5'1?` We ek5,3cleaning t_ h`e_ cow s- flanks and udder f0!` $50. ~ .'befo_re`_.m1lkihg, carefully sterilizing FARMING INTERESTS VTTCVTCtTTVTTT??77TTTTYVTTVVTTVTTTVTTTT?7T?T77TTTTT C O -'vruJ..yUu., 5_1vc xuc: ywux l.lMuu' -.;_[eor11it--My.:` `name, air. 5 is `John nag". nnAn"ox'=1=Ic`ii.Tono:tTo ` a 7 V i1:s1~_;._:_: ;5_1 s%:x1::1> , 5. 1;. wanna,` Preldoht ' `Paid-up Capil, $1 nzxmprgn LAmn,Genm1 manager _Reserye`-Fun' d; " ; 3V,o'go ;0oo- {way with equal _faility; co NIBYT ABUS I N Es % Every raci1stjyaroEded tosrgcmers and . others for the transacgionpofl thir banking business. `Sales noteswill be cashed or taken for collection. pcoooooooogoooooooopooooodocooo6ooooooo9oo9oo6o9d` BANKING BY MAIL Branches throughout Canada, and in th Uni'te d States and Engiand `Eiaperating ~"the hdfcer. _-__ '_,.`i-1.n,_,,. :1`nIz2v's" s'ronv.: new `oi-wtc`ii`. TOROEITO Stringy Milk. said Disraeli, `they : Oh, my country! co'untry!" for that `fhnrivznri vm-9:-inn -` BARBIE BRANCH % .5 A H. `J. GRASETT. Manager. %Accounts may be opened by mail" arid monies deposited or w`ithdr'awn' in this ' `T - 122' -._.---- V... - c---we-u A r'c?cruitng*-`of{ic'er; who is of a rath- ` er choleric dispositi`on, questioned two % recruits just brought in by `the `set-A geant. . . - r'\_:'...,... `/4... &:....L. ...........:4.\ n'n.-u.. " For thirt `yea'.rs.4it has been the stan- dard 1_'ex'nf y ;f}o_r. female __i1l_s, ,a.ndrh,as; positiively,_1-`catered the hea.1;th4of_tho_n,.: v33nd30f*WQ..n1.3113Wh:fih.VQ ;b%eI1.tro3!V9led%: displam. . , wk . ` By Lydia E.-Pinkham s Veg= !etable Cqmpou`nd * T % ` If you are ill goonot drag alontat` home or in your glace of employment until an operation is necessary, but" build 11 the feminine system. 19-` move t e cause of-_thoso_dis.tto,sa1 aches ai_nsb ;t3FiD8 Pi.nkham s. 9 tab ecomnonn made f1`om1 joo,ts a'._n, herbg _` . , g_f 3` THIR OPERATION PREVENTED Chi_cago.' Il1.-.`I want to tell you ` what Lydia E. Pinkham s Vegetable | t Com ound did for me. I was so` sick 1 ; that wo of the best doctors in Chicago 1 said I wouid die if I did not have an. -- a. read had twg opera ons, an theivhwanted me to, go rough athirda one. : I sueredtday ` andnight from in`.-' ammation 'a.m1;,a 1 small tumor`! and; _ never `thougfnt of *2. * x:`..9:s: me1_zow`L -I . .rmmms as-t .otablVe Compojnd.vha'd he) , V e ,_gnd-: I tried: it, and after the . 1:1,: ttIo= i"?:2 a`i.";Ii`5`Ee`F`n`` mn&`Bb`1 $! was cured.-M1fs.ALvnNA Srnnpme. : 11 Langdon Street, Chipago; BL; I . 1-: _'.-'. -.... `an .1- _-a. 1-`... ..1-._-z--4. ` * so a. minute particle dust may be Jwhich ca.rries half dozen o_ them, are! elves `science. = Recent experi- ments, however, indicate that the charge of making V `stringy maybe laid at "their door. teria vuhich, cause X0 _.becom,e .stringy often found in Eance around places. stringy milk isolated and `then. planted" in -`again, [making it stringy, `that .the :has. been shown that -can be` prevented icleaning the anks and `before .milking, carefully sterilizing Iwith live steam_ all the tin-ware, strainer cloths, etc., through which the.milk passed, and-thus protecting the milk from'the outside `contam- ination byg t_hese germs `which get into it after the milk is drawn. from the cow's .udder. There is, no doubt about cleanliness being an efficient i The H` special -gi;rz}i "which cause; I i time spentin washing up and pro- tecting the~.cows from dirt is `more [economical than the buying of medi- rcines for the cows, as cow medicine will never have any effect on `stringy smilk. `It is the elbow grease of. the.` milker and the constant we-verydaiy-' cleanliness in regard t'o'mill that iwil) overcome. this diFcuIty.--Ex- remedy for stringy milk, and the` 'change. i vvu:Lu uvunsze LILJIVIJBCD, IV 15 IIUII ca 6 `D to say. Miss Ada Reeve and Mibss 1 Vesta Tilley-, however, must be very inear the top. A recent law case re- v vealed the fact that the former is ac- customed to obtain engagements vat ;.$],500 3 `week, while Miss Vesta Til1ey s .`turn is placed at an even =g'reater..,value.v There are quite a numbergof variety artistes--Mr. Geo. Robey,r Little Tich, and Miss Marie . Lloyd included-whose salaries ran e from $500 to $75 and more per wee . . SC-'(3l||-o Officer `(to rst ; recruit)-What's gyour na.m?' ' ' Recru`it--Watt. sir." ` - _ Officer--What is your Ymme?" 'Recruit--Watt, sir. . A - _ , Oicer (impatiently)-V--"W-_h at'syour. x`mme? ' - - 1 . 11___.___'4 (11,, _-,.- -, 111 AA `.-..-v- vwwu vu- A partyof minegs calling at an inn in Llangollen dunng the absence of the landlord-were shown into the best room which, on his return,` caused `him to remonstrate, His wife, how- ever, explained thatva lot of money had been spent, and that ,.eeven bot- tles of claret had already been drunk. r`.|nrn.l mm 1.. Hun... 1 ...u AL- moo U; ugcuun. uau aucuuy ueeu (lfllllll. Claret! said be. Why, I sold the last` battle the other day; you've. bean giving `em catsup. , ' - mVa*I.':tyWA.-rt-ise`; Sa|;a`fie;.; Exactly who is the highest-paid variet.y~ artiste next to Harry Lauder, % who received close upon $4.000 a week * while` touring America, it is` not eaay sav. Miss Ada Reeve and Mibsza Ql..I'eer Claret. I IIIELIE 111 Uclulally. ~ Though Bill Sikes probably knows as well-as anybody that it is danger- ous. to leave his handwriting about as his nger-prints, his sense of hu-I rnor, as is evident, often overcomes` his sense of security. There was +1 man who, disgraced in his practice as 3' medical man, gradually drifted into burglary, and in due time be- came knownto his intimates, and then to the "police as Dr. Jack. One 7 niht the doctor and one of his friends entered a house. Having made :: good haul and packed up, they went down into the lcitchen for supper. All that they could nd for the meal was `apartly-consumed tin of salmon.. _ This they scorned, and the doctor.lLel't ; . behind half a sheet of notepaper on 1 which`'was written: f`D_o you expect; a us --to eat tinned salmon after what the d9cto\rs.Vhave said about it? .Un- ; happily for the fastidious doctor, the 3 detectives knew his_ handwriting, and presently he was `sent where even tin- 1 nedsalmor; would be regarded as a ` | veritable dainty. Q...~..{ `At `kn `-CJl'|\l\ll_II' 11 uhnn An Amusing Piaf. Notice. : It" has. fben decided to,:remove the notice` 'o'n:-the pier a.t.Yarmouth, Isle c ofjwight, which folIows:,; ~An.`yV person. going on. the pie: with- 1 ,_.out rst.- producing his-x-_a.il1iva.y- ticket. ` 'I:o rA paying} 1-he._,a.uth,o1fied fall. or. in- % .i"sultingfor'~aAm'1oyingA thecipierx11'8'8ter_ or : ` yo "`o`the1_`-Uiciailg;-. is;-liable. to Ia ~ane 4 L V _ : Thq ~n;'att.eI_',; mas" ` mentioned I x t'1eet`i1'igvf_7of;-_-vthel Yarn`51`o'uth' 1 - h _ thec'.,,;cbaitmai;,.1 ' g e "the ` HBIUBE cash.f \ vtuuuun: uzyuuy. . 1 Some or the scholars,- as shop ithieves are called by their friends, lhuve given .an Islington, tailor a ;quaint` notice, which is attracting gv many, people. It `says: % Messrs Help Yourselves-"& "30. _._ _. . _..-- `_.-.-u:- 115L%zA`sE TAKE NOTE. ; If: the two light-ngered, smart vyoung gentlemen who helped tl;exn- j selves ._t.o.a, 17011 of green suiting on 4n; n June wlll kindly goturn same, `we wil. L make tliem each" "a suit "of clothes i which will cexjtainly help them to 1001-; rsmarteyg V e ,5 xi .- . ` ` f3l11l.'l/Ufa ' ` , ~ ._ L But.-instances of the huznor of bar- eglars could be-multiplied almast in; idenitely, ao this article had bettel, {end with iagnote "left behind by one.- %who had operated inrthe house of a ;Scottish trader: I.0.U. for silvex. bpoons, ditto forks, , 2 ditto candle- sticks; ~1 dim:.,irx1;stangi,_ and. 15 gp e .;...,.|..n ' 'Strin.gy' milk is not uncomlmo-n`| ground for complaint in many locali- ties. It has been attributed t`0"many causes." Formerlyit was a taken for granted that it was -always caused by an injury to the cow s udder, al- though sometim-.esi the feed `which she ate was blamed} Recently in- vestigation has trace-d out a theory for the cause of stringy milk in "at new and more recently popular -quaArter'--bacteria. About`all that. was once blamed upo-nvwitchcraft and black art is now` blamed upon bac-. teria. These little fellows, whos,c; insign'icant'size makes it impQs-- sible to keep them out of any place,` ` DILUIJUCIL Ulbvlx . LIl\ Jvu uunx. |AA~I. ;. have forgotten nothing else? The humor of the burglar often comes out in his disuppointrnents, as well as in his grateful realizations. He enters a house expecting to find valuables, and disc0'_ve1'si nothing for his trouble and pains` except two- penny-h penny knick-knacks. 1\`.h<-. writer` remembers reading a` while ` back of a case of this kind. By your deceit, so ran the note which tho` burglars left behind on a table in tho house, you have caused us consider ` sable loss of valuable time; Your plate is cheap electro, and your candelabra } made in Germany. ; VIVI..---..I.. D31] Qmpnn nnnkinklnr lIl1t\I\!l:\ [vmmuns A`orsussLm l EIJIWU V7 l.5 VV KI| Ill] UIJIXLLIB, ULILIIJ 11:0 ` ` A` grimmer sort of humor, however,` { is V` sometime evident. `Even Mark i Twa1n,- that rn.-an of ten thousand ](){{E`.~`-' +l1ifnself b'urg)d more than once---~ would. probably 1z1ugh_at the joke of `:5 'b,urg1ar who got into a house in tin- north ot Eng":nd so-me time ago. His valuable haur stone bag. Just as he was coming downst-airs he was met by a substan- .'-.1 L'.....-....-. ._ ...1sLn ...lLL .. -51.-no. an... was stu1""ed.iz1to a G1:-.d-V I L on] , UULLIC uuun, Jvu . 1 `-`I beg your pardon, burglar, as he ofxcv;-. niore mounted the stairs to where the butler stood. Ah. thanks. Of course--the silver candlm I answered ti`.-.1 stick. . Instantly blowing out the .light, he seized the c:md1esticl< and made his way, swiftiy to the bottom 0:` the stairs. Then with his hand on the udoor-handle he paused a second, and shouted back: Are you sure that 1 have` VHI... Innrunuu A3 Olnu K-1:-n-`qr nF9un .\.&UYVAlOU(laIl'D LIE: Vvtl lLA.\/la LI 0! O\J\lk`l'l.SlA` tial grae in white, with :1 silver can- ;dles'tick in hand. It was. that uf the but;ler,- who cried outi Here! Here. I say; come back,`~you! ` )5 I. Rn" syncs}: rxnv-rlnrx nna1lrn1It)(` `hm I.AIJ\J\L L `Jill. Q ova Iii another insteiice a certain Mme. David, concierge of the Boulevard Voltaire in Paris, having business on the top floor`. of the flats of~ which she was in charge, `hungup 'this no- tice: The concierge is upstairs. lu _'v the time; she cun1'e_clowz1A2.gaiz1 the- contents other apartments had -been rieLl,`and, glancing at the notice she had put up,*'fo1'1nd it had been re- versed,` and that Bill Sikes had writ- ten on the brick wmemorendum 01 his grateful thanks. Much obliged for the tip, were the words; all has gone off well. And `-it-had, too; all that was W()lLh taking, thatis. ' A` tI`|i;rv\vvur\|n (`.1\|I` A: `\\1VV\(\'|I `\l\1I-'r\vvr\II l&ot5q.: Pnyere in-my Had His Shop ' Loiitgd Evefpyichi-istmas_'For Thirty : Ygara-Parisian Qonciierge Supplied A lhformation Gratis --`The Rales' Guild Become Grim In Their Jest 5 ing"at Tifnes.` Whatever other people may dd, it is improbable that Mr-. William Mc- Greg'or,. "Father 4` of ' the ,Footb;.l:_' ague, `will appreciate the humor of Le the busy burglar; says Tit-Bits. Every Christmastideufor thirty years Mr. Bill Bikes has celebrated his merry Christ- mas by visiting'Mr. McGregor s shnp `lat Birmingham. Last year he turned up as usual, probably with a naughty little twinkle in_ his eye, onl , how- ever,Ito nd the shop stri ped of everything: worth taking away. 'l`h "wily Scot, having had enough of him, had remaved\ into -new b1'n'glar-prooz -premises. ~ l`l~m kiilunlnvn -in nnl ,..r.....\_..II..- ..-..,., I 1 it svunaqvo ' i The burglar is not generally regard- ed as a funny man. _, But there are oc- casions when he, seems as fond of cracking a joke as of cracking~a crib, and this amid circumstances calculat- ed. to depress the gayest heart. Some time ago one of the craft broke into a village school at Oxford, and having- selected such articles as attracted his attention, he espied :1 biackboszrd, and thereon chalked the V old famiiiar I g'r_eeting,'- Good morning. Hav you used Pears soap? Tr} unnnfknr I.Y\t`I`.(II`\f|I\ n I\r.-`n:v\ T\f....... %w+-nan 'rH5cRAcKsMEVN Become -' FACETIOUS. - uuau in but: uuhuur 3 Own pworuszl Mr. Disraeli, he -`writes, in the more genial and less majestic days before 1874, used to tell a sardonic story of this time. When hefrst entered Parliament he used often to dine at the `House of Commons, where he was generaly served by a `grims old waiter of prehistoric reputation, "who was supposed to possess a secret `treasure of political tradition. The young member sought by every gra-- cious art to win his condence and partake of these stories. One day the venerable domestic relented. `You hear many lies told as history, sir,` he said; `do you know what Mr. Pitt's last words were? ` Co` f(\ -__ -_ :1 _,-1 1\- ,1: n`- *7 i%T~HEQ 1\jORTriE:R1 ADvANcE .- -v'vv----u-_=v-- IlII\ll Ella -rooms for children were opened about two weeks ago in Copen- hagen. The idea" originated says a correspondent in that city for a Vien- na paper, with the author, N. K. Christiansen, and . has been carried out by School Inspector Veggef. We _are interested in this unique move- inent, says one of its supporters. because experience has taughtethm. the twentieth century" child is not in- terested as `we were in fables, and`de- .ma.nds better reading "matter. The child has become more mod__er_Ii, and instead of poeticfand moral fairy` tales of the Hans. Christian Anderson kind it asks for exciting reading of the Huffalb Bill -retype. ,At'- theseveral reading rooms __ in various ,;parts*of the ._cit'y . "adults will aid the` children in the selection of books and i will dis; cuss them with the readers; They will 190. ,read ? for- _. the `children - suitable: ' lays", andfthe-,systeim; wi1l"undoubted~ `Qv kn `K5 manna n"A:u:own`:oin --(.1 .`r. tr\.IVV ll- Jsowhere in tho Flowery Kingdom, in-the province of Hanan, there `is a' =;p`2t.},' calied U, and in France there is :1 river, and in Swe-(len*a town, rejoic- l`in-.2' in the nafne of-A. T)..- ,-. ,. L` 1 ',0 A Vandals ln ` St. Peter's Let no one say that it is only, or chiey, the Englishman who, climb- ing Alps, crawling into belfries, creeping into caverns, or invading tombs and churches, writes Robinson on any inches of available plain sur- face. Wandering down the nave of St. Peter s, writes a correspondent, I paused rat the great gates of the choir chapel, because parts of the spaces between the uprights are,,tted with glass, and this glass had a, strange look of grisailie. It need hardly besaid that the Renaissance architecture takes no note of win- dows, and St. Peter s is lighted throughout by perfectly plain uncolor- ed glass in square panes. Therefore this ancient looking, darkened gray glazing called for inspection. Its de~ coration proved to be the- na'mes- names of all tribes and tongues, scratched upon ` every inch of the glass as -far as hand could reach, crossing each other, eacing each other, with every impertinence of. ourish of, which handwriting is cap- able, and, with the names of fools, the dates of their folly. " ()n entering-"l7(.c;1v-t.;1:g`;'.<) the traveler goes back ` a cqnple of `centuries . At the Montenegrm-Albanian border he nds himself in the fteenth century" and can wa tch,~if'he `is lucky to_ cc_me_ at` the right time, fborder raiding and acts of vendetta such as he has read {hoe t 1_ ancient histoty`_ when Eng- 1is h;1nannand'Smt indulgeci `in-this ' i ` ti1ne.-_g-Wid`e__1Vcrld Magazine. H _; ` \JUU\.lr I163: 13 IIUVUI (Iul{s|L.LllCl..lUaIl_Lvc, unduly aggressive or `ruthless of others feelings. To needlessly wound. to pattjonize, even to . be gushingly kind, are impossibleto one who has an inner sense of propriety. There `are people whose favors we scorn merely because a lack of delicacy in offering them hurts our self-respect. (In.-.:J 6.-.,aLn C_Au.o.-n) nun vv-|t\1:I'A;I\1`I l Missv-.FlorenceV Nightingale has just pagsed .her `90t_h birthday. It; is re- that she` received a. vast. num- ,. i - i~ipre$9nt8i ` midi f0nsri11t91"i9 - J. `:4 5 l.l-L\a- An amusing incident is recounted in connection with -the. impressment into the military service of the'son of one of the members of the O "fam- ily. The young man could not write,` and so signed his naine on the mili- tary papers with `a cross, it not oc- curring to h-im or to any of the of- ficials how easily he could have writs ten hi` name. yuayu, uuu lo.l.l.C.D DII'CLLl. WILL uuuUuUlrUu*' ly be the means of cultivating. and de- veloping. good tabstaeCin r _' .* think I `could eat one of Beliamy's I. -post-haste. When we arrived Mr. Pitt wan i-ucu mic uubllurllicu VUIBIUU.` `Nonsense, said the old man. ` I'll tell you how it was. Late one night 1, was called out of bed bya messenger in a post~chaise shouting to` m'e"out- sidethe window. What is it? 1 said. You re to get up and `dress and bring some of your pork pies down)` `to Mr. Pitt. at Putney . So `I went`; and as he drove along he told me that Mr. Pitt had not been able to take any food, but had` suddenly `said, "1 I pork" pies. And so I was` sent for was dead. Them was his last words: -I think I crsu'jeat one of.Be1lamy s | 15!! perk pies Brief `Proper Names; In the Zlljfdifr Zee thereis a bay culled Y; and Amsterdam has the river Y; while, strange to say; in quite another part of the earth; in China, the s2'.II1- brief name is given to a town. was 1 o ' .1 vs: --o 1 41),. .LL 0110 Ll\lALA\; VJP'Il. Proper names of this brief nature are not, .however,, monopolized by, places: instances are on record where individuals have been similarly named. Some years- ago there was a shop kept on the Rue de Louvan, Brussels, by Theresa O, and there is a Mmlame O `in Paris who is well Z-mown is the proprietor of a popular c-axe. ` 0 I 1 1 - z 1 . in grit` essive 3: -he 3nuthi.*s"i. -`oi? 3 ` Others` `Feelings. ] v The _te!"m good taste is hard to dene. F91; instance, a woman has good taste, who- wearing a_cr1mson at on red hair, and unconscious that the colors of her frock ght `and that a flat cdiffure is hopelessly un- lgecoming to` square jaws, couliii nevr| e gui.ty of wearin a iamon `nee - ilace over a shirtg waist, directoire jgowns exaggerated to indecency, or 2 soiled nery and frocks that are not 1 in keeping with -her income. ; ~ rlnn lnqfn Cu-nnyvua nn Iotriah (1;Q. UGl.1\ \'l.ll\L G. LJIUI IVJIIVJIJ U1 DUI! V `Cl Bautuxxn A There is small taste in a faultlesslyl furnished home out of keeping` Withl one s income. A ls`ronch drawing` room fo`r which the bills `are unpaid" after months of dunning is bad taste. So also -is a luncheon which one can "not afford to give, -though its ove.r_v appointment would ` set, connoisseurs 0 aoog. : (3,...,J A.,.,.L.\ :... :.. L..--.....A. .... .. :.. .... I IICV Dllslllla The woman who has really good` "t':3st.3 never jars. Instinctively she says the right thing and could not be ,r,tui1t;.' of thought`mss rudengss. 1 {Good taste never, boasts, `avoids f!%,>.unti1~.g, never parmles superior ad- vantizgu-s, is reticent even to a fault :z'r';out happeziings and honors in her life that others have not shared. l 111 556111118 Wlll "1181" ILLUIJLIJC. ' Good taste frowns on lavish dis-"i play, even when` money is not Jan ob-. ject; it fofbids personaliti s in pub-I he places, loud talking o laughing at any time; it puts the ban on being conspicuous. (14-sq-u-I I-nnlvn in -\t\V9r`\$ 35-191!-rv\l\\`)`;lIl3 Ullblllb IJIRCLIJ. uuu. DE Uul DC11'lB1.IVb-II. I ViGood- -taste frowns on malicious scandal and hesitates to repeat even a witticism if itfcarries a 1--r.=0n:'.l sting. Nor does it smile on showy talk and a monopoly of conversation. 'v`1nI-o 1'1: avv\n 6.-unlrn ';n .. 3nn]f`na`t1. llehfn - I Good taste in its truest sense is an mn.-ate sense `of tness. Possessed of -it we need not fear proprieties being outfraged, though ,<.oc1'al~ training may be shght. ` '!`k.. nu-nun...` .1... 1.... _,\..`l1.. ........1 Reading for Copenhage Ch`ild'ren. `DA...-l.'..... ........,.... 1.... _L_-1,1,, OPIUILU I13: Good taste is nv'r `argumentative, nrilv natrv-can-inn nr rrathloc Of luau vv vtua \Vt7ll`7:' `Of course, `ti are well known: count How I love my country !" t was then the authorized version.`- urxf ..... _..3__.:,1u.; ,1:1.__,,, 4 .W.`li~A1`V6`99i3?.| ASTE IEAIS. _A Ho:-Aolno `ls Aitfg. I ___-_~_ -._- --|v:.`-1_A_-_ '__1-- Montenegro. ._ `lI-.;.L-4_"_.;, [B racbridge . . -.*._V Bolton ` . . . Brampton .. . . .`. .. Beaverton .. Bradford ., . . . . Clarksbqrg . . . . . . Cook,stown~ . . . Emsdale; . . . . . . . . Elmva1e' .' . . . . .. Gore Bay . . . . . . . Haliburton . . * Huntsville . . . . . . . Lakegld . . . . . . . .' Lindsay ..T . . . . .. Newman-ket ,1 Liskeard . Ofgngeville .. . . Orb Oxivn Sound . . . . I A11iston_ 'Ai'tI`Iur . Acton . Burk s F 1\ A."I1\TT' A \6IJex1US')t.1;1.cf.` """"' I Otillxia. . . . . . . . . . .. Powassan . . . . . . Parry Sound S Sundridge ; . . . . . . . Sturgeon Falls; .. . . Shelburne .. . _. . . . . Sprucedale AScI_'1omberg . . . . . . . Luunou & FLESIIEB, solengems, Barrie w . T ' O OICUCCOOCOCOCOOOCOOOOG8000 V V 'I}'Il'.V Oicetr-'-Humph ! Where yo}: `come from? Recruit--Ware, sir. I , Ofcer--Yes,4 where` do you ' f1*om,? `l'I-,-_,_:A u-r -_ ,, _-I 4. , 3;: - 1' -dc` -.. . _ " " "' **" ' * --~- - ____T `L ' g .mRs VANVDI Ex:-Ln13I'rIoNs.` PAPER: The CHANGELLOR Steel Range Ho.Me:s, BEST BEST THE *0icer---Oh, that ll do._ Turning to second recruit. Whatfs your, `nam."?" . - -_ . ` V Recruit: Mae, sir. Qicer--"Yes, you -Whatfa; your '-I-' . Recruit: ".`Mee,- sir. : _ v . , "0I"ticez' (by this` time L.f,ai1,'li.,out. oi`: evidently; thin ing- the" `;~,mie.n -w`as w`_orkin_g:a-.3o'kefs _ s.h0.I_1tAed)-%,-~11 '="-`~Wgi1`l`;you.g1ire.mq.Ayur`nIm0?7" ~ n2:inri1`|"_.._`-Hlo`. hnnvun - 'n~:o. in