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Northern Advance, 5 Mar 1891, p. 7

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UWUl' Clllllsi ' } Ay, ay, cried the angry Judge, you } will have proof of that by and by. An:-I 4-n I-Inn nafnniuhrnnltlh lial nhnoi-{n A ` vuu uavv PIUUL us. uuuu nu. s11\:. u. \ And to the astonishment mul chagrin of the young advocate and the intvnse interest of others, Newton luminouslv reviewed the case, and gave a decided judgment against the too sanguine counsel. Even the cleve.rest 1a._wyers have been set down in open court by equally reax1_ly wit- nesses. ` - . ' A_-~I\- 1 ____- -4- 1.1.2- 1.....- LL44. 1... . 1...-.- ._.-.. ' Di;1ydu saejjhis tree, that has Beu men-. tioned, by the roadside? an advocate in- .......n.I ` Yes, sir; I saw it very plainly. It was conspicuous, then? 9 . The witness seemed puzzled by the new word. He repeated his former assertion. Sneered the lawyer: H1`lTl...L 3.. `kn 4`I.mnI1nr\l\n Hnfnynnvu n]n1'n ant` out-Juruu uuu Law J U: i What is the difference between plein and . conspicuous? Du |n`1!rnQ `urdaf. IlT;+"| `11. ntvn cu: ' I can see you plainly, sir, amongst the other lawyers, though you arenot. a. bit con- spicuous. - . In another comical insta.nce,the attack was directed against the character of the wit- ness. But it recoiled. -,-_ 1-- LL- _`_..__`_._.__ -1 4.1. .... ..- UIJLISIJIU UU U3 X But he` was hoist with his own petard. The witness smoothly and innocently answer- NUDE: .IJI.l._u III a vvvpavun You wje;-e in the company of these peo- ple? Of two friends, sir. lL'l2\.J...L..I.. I J-c-nu I-I-rfntvnn T aaunhnan 17!! unu .LI.|IJ- us: av, nun v-av V... -v---- theyowem both.1aw`rers." . The b1o'w4that destroys, the effect of an pdvexjse examinat1on.is occasionally _mo1je accident than conscious effort. In a trial not long ago `a. very `simple witness was in the I... -nA gum. mrdna 4-.hv-n11cr`h'I1ie nu-dual, WAC ' long UEU ll: VUIJ BILIIPLU vvluuuoo "an 1.1.: va-Iv box. and. attersoins-through his ordeal. was ready to retire. ..One question remzyined. _ ' Now, hqnot an attemptbgen made to' induce yin; to` tell the court a. diero r _en6 t0i'y ! : . A different to. hat I ha.v`e 631d-. Sil?" . i : - V, ' - . . . ` Yes; is it not B0?" A ...Yes, sir. ` f Upoxi y_ou;- "oa1n3,i`I demand to knowwhb the pbrsona are`who attempted this1.- I '1 Well, sir, gu vo tried as ,ha.rd as anymt . 9m,? ; was the unggpocted w `\" \ .- ROLL I `V Illllla, U :tl:sixiebt ot..: A._._.I__I_I- .-...`I . L UV"J LI [VII LIN D150 Friends! two thieves, I suppose you noun." . \ - - That ma.y..be so, was the dry retort, _ 14.1.-.. vurnvnn kn!-`la Innnsnrn ` John Jacob "who; .18 n__ -nr.-n:.... -0.-`nkadnirshld. {:5 - RETORTS TO LAWYERS. use. as you `.1 Bailey, so nZlbg.w'a:i;_1 ti;I\.t, thing . ec.b,4 : V . ' "1i2{x1$1gL;"{)"ux{1T i; Erie" p3,3;i;;i.evemge at afternoon and evening entertainment-s. ` A A,__ -__.L-__L_.I _.I_.. AlT\_.__A.I___'-AI.- I-L-_L A concentrated odor of Dorothy is the latest handkerchief scent, and the fair British bride is said to have indorsed it With the word delicious. - nentul. The fastening, or rather the place of fasten- ing, of the fashionable gown remains, at least to the untutored eye, a mystery deeper than those of Udolpho. mL- '_._.-_'-__;. 4.1- -1: 1.-.-___I_.__-_-____ -1_._-_A. ._.-v . V ~.._`._.. The present style of hairdressing almost demands a. comb, and one of the newest is after the Spanish form, made of light colored tortoise shell, with a large y in garnets- Beading is in greater vogue than ever, and cloth costumes are embroidered all over with l patterns. the outline of which are worked in small beads instead of braid. The effect is extremely pretty. T TI___`I_`____ ..____ .`l_, , __,..`l._. `l... 1_.I.._ `WAYS OF WOMEN FAIR. Beading in Greater. Vogue Thin Even- Bowling fog Ladies Becoming Popular _ -*-Co`mbs Used with theT'x-esent Styles of Hail-dresslng--The Price of Beauty, V Amixture of rum and" quinine is now ad- vocated as a hair tonic and dressing. M 111;.--__-__ __,- _ -,_,__ _L 3. LL _ _ A_;,_1__`_ ~|_ ______ __ FADS, FAsHI(5N AND FANCIES or THE GENTLER sax. Bowling is extremely popular for ladies this year; most of the fair devotees of the alley wear loose annel blouses, straight skirts and tennis shoes, and the record-mak- ers roll without corsets. u are no longer good style. It was a. foolish fashion that lasted only for a time. The combination watchand card-case is a pretty conceit, and would be i just the gift for a bride. __',.L__ A_ J _A__L_',_ .._ A__-.._-_I 3.. _.1_2L.. :A_.J iv... v --v _v_ -v._._. Prigts and etchings framed in white wood an inch wide are considered very choice. Those combination frames with horns, oars, brush and shing nets for marine and sport ing subjects have had their day. A \Y___ TT-_.`I_ _.`I___,____-_. ...L.... ..._1-.\.J ,... g--5 wnndvvuu -..u- - V A New York physician, when asked for thebest remedy for rough skin and muddy complexions, prescribed a sea voyage in Sum- mer and a. Winter residence in the south. Verily; money is the price of beauty. H11. _ LlJ.-___1..`l....H _...._.A. `-..LL`,\.. 1..---- ...L.__.....-..... _ ~.-.v.. v.-J . . .,---J , -..v.._.J -.. v_.`. r..... .. ~-.-..--J . The tumbler scent bottles have stoppers now, instead of silver or silver-gilt tops. The stoppers are just like those used in large glass bottles, and fall into the neck, the only difference being that they are of silver. umanl __._-_ _ , , V Sachets for house linen made of sheer ba- tiste or lawn, and lled with orris, lavender or almond, sell by the hundred, and are bought by women in all stations of life sen- sitive to the renement of sweet odors. There is no gainsaying the fact that wool- lens have a great future, and this comes from the fact that the most artistic confectioners of female dress are now able to make almost any woman look well in a cloth costume. 111-1 0-: ___ ____A __V _1_A ____A`_ _______ When a. widow marries she never wears white, nor would she wear orange-blossoms She does not have bridsmaids. It is not usual to remove tlie ring of her first mar- riage; the second ring is put on above it. III`! _ , .1- -__1_. L_'__L...'I -.._..1 ...1.:..1- :.. ..1---.1.. 1...; 9-aw ~-W -vv-- ---o -v r~-~ v-- ---~ - v -~- The deeply tinted coral which is slowly but sur aking its way is another skin beau- tiu. Young English matrons are intro- duci artistic pits of this ocean lore as a. means of enhancing the toilet of pearl gray, `IN ___I__ L-__- ._...._-1.._. 4-....L._-..._ ...,.L la.n\ruu._-a V- ....._.-------c ._- --__-_ . _,_,, G, ,,.I_ For those who have regular features, not too large, and a naturally sweet expression the little at toques, nearly the shape of a. brimless sailor hat, are becoming, covered plainly with sk or other material. In the front may be set a cock`s plume towering saucily erect. a 1171.-.. L._.1:...... ...... .~....1- ...:u..\~.l 1`.-...-.~nn_~ WDIAVLAJ \.A \..\.rI.o When bodices are made without basques they are sometimes trirrmled round the waist with fringe. In this case they are out rather M long-there has been a. very decided tendency of late to lengthen the feminine figure-zmd thick chenille fringe sewn on the Czlgf`. docs duty for a basque. o . . l\..- ._..__.... ....A.-. A-ptunvsann In-\ 4-'n.~1u.u-\ 1I1\f\'I\ uully IUIV an Uaauuc. One never sees extfemos in fashion upon the woman of renement and taste. It is the t woman who is ambitious beyond her means and who is bad form in general style and language who presumes to wear street gur- ments as they are worn in Paris or who gots to the utmost height permissible in 1111}-'t1111g. ,AA,, ,,,,I __`l_I hI._/. L` . .1--- .-.....,_ A very pretty and odd shoe for d_anc51ng parties introduces a delicate small-.fig1'1red brocade of gold. The shoe is laced with gold cord, nished by twosmall tasscls. An- other novel shoe is of patent leather, for home use. It is very broad at the instep and very high. The latter applies to the price as en.-CI I } vv V1.1. 3 Jackets still -show a.,tendenc-y to be very sung in the body and very large of sleeves. The loose-fEonted coat is worn, but always with deep revers that are lined with fur and which will lie smoothly back on warm days. The tight-tting English jacket is double- breasted and secured by frogs across the front. ' * 1 1111 an. V...-u 1 Society women are moving woods and dolls andsylvan abodes to find :1 spot Where grow- eth the asp that will not sting, neither be cold, slippery or clammy. It is the style to have 0. pet asp or two, and if some will only be discovered in a. state as cooing and ami- able as that of a. carrier dove or a homing pigeon, what more could the godglesses ask? I\._.. A1,! fnnkinua I-inn knows I`Q\7I.l.`At` nn fhn Plscvu, `vvuuv .uu.v vv-.. ....- a\'\4-\< One old _fashion has been revived on the skirts of evening gowns-that is, ounces. Many ball room dresses of the dancing length terminate in deep ounces. The pre- vailing form is a ounce of the self material, commencing very little below the , knees, looped up at intervals with bows of ribbon. Often it shows a similar effect; to bone plaiting. A _-..-.-- .......u.-. .`.........,n.. A! nw.-nnn-1'nn- Gnu.-arc: yxuxomg. A very pretty manner of arranging owers for table (11,, ration, which is also a novelty is by using me slender cut glass vases which come for this purpose. At a dinner last week fully fifty of these mses were used about an oblong mirror in the centre of the table. This method is particulrly pretty when ne owers like lilies of the valley are employed. _- ____n_:_....1-....... 1.1.... 1...-.. .'...-.1...4- in in V-I-IIIJJAJJ \r\Ln For Walking-dress the long jacket is in great favor. When the material is neither fur nor plush, nor very thick cloth, the basque is cut apart and put on in slight gathers or plaits; but when the thickness of the fabric or fur employed render this impossible the jacket "is cut all in one, like a millitaryl `jacket. It comes about half-way down the U0 It onions are to be used for sauce, stumng, _or tobe boiled or. baked, take off the outer skins, and let them come to the'boil in water in which as much carbonate of soda` as.will till a saltspoon has been dissolved in a. quart ofwater. After eating onions that have not been carefully prepared, rinse the mouth withVa.:lit}tle permanganate of potash. About. .15 grains of potfeh to 1 ounce of water would - bathe proportion with which to rinse the mouth. ` . - ` _a u. no . , o.` , __ _.7_.__ -_ T Flat, straight skirts, with a. suspiion of drapery, opened` on the sides, panelled in front .an set'o{ by 9. Louis XVI. ornament at the fbotbom, such are. the characteristics of ele- gant outdoor costumes, yvhile the _cm'sa.ge Lstill relnains the terrii3m'y'fo1' thcylisplay uf rm- . ,, __;n1. e__~_-__;.:.- . .- I1.-.3...` '~.\ .. elegance and 1`ichnuss in the may of m'm=.- men `Lion. The st.rui;;u:'. waist and rouzxd . 1. rA\I|('| nun I.lIDLlllIUu. J.uo Dvltalpgunv --u...... V... .v..... btiqu vrithi;1:ae1`ti1 L c .11r~.:'o' lie 09., c..>u1i.r.:e `Ji1yogu`o,Awhi1e_tl_1e kHxe~m-y 1!. sleeve. raised, 1.1155 a.kua.~i_;iex-.., dmpexl z`.bm'e the .ti5}1t. 'L;eimv, v.-umuius the modish thin: to affect. - ' ,T'uEo'oK'sBE, ggagfb nr\BE&1'=AIE' .5 A STAPLE AND rnucv GROBERIES. GHOIGE TEAS QUALITY HIGH. I-J.M.BOIHWELL |'n-us ADVANCE. DESTROYS AND REMOVES WORM 5 OF ALL KINDS IN CHILDREN OR ADULTS SWEET AS SYRUP AND CANNOT HARM THE MOST -2-DELICATEZ CHILD -1- The success of this Great Con 11 Cure it ~ without a parallel in the history 0 medicine. All dmggists are authorized to so}! it on a pos. itive arantce, a test that no other cure can sue. cessfu ly stand. That it may become known,` OI-an Do-nnv-hainu-c at an nnnrnnnnc mznnnsp- are \v\i3l|Ill, Dlyllklo A II`-II l|- ILJCIJ Lluwvuanw guogv vv -1 the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, ar placing a Sample Bottle Free into every home in the United States and Canada. If you have a Cough, Sore.Throat, or Bronchitis, use it, for it will cure you. If your child has the Croup, or Whooping Cougrlg, use it promptly, and relief is sure. If you ad that insidious disease Consumption, use it. Ask your Druggist for SHILOH S CURE, Price to cts., o cts. and $1.00. If your Lungs are sore or ack lame, use Shiloh s Porous laster, Price 25 cts. I-`on BILIOUSNESS. CONSTIPATION. INDIGESTION. DIZZINESS. SICK HEADACHE, Ann DISEASES or TH: BTOMAOH. LIVER AND BOWELS. 'l'HI:v An: mun.-moaouau mo PROMPT In ACTION. AND roam A vALuAaL: AID to Bunnocx BLOOD BITTEHS IN THE TREATMENT AND cum: or CHRONIC AND OBSTINATE DISEASES. III-9VUl\VlJl.\I I I III:-III LARGEST SALE IN CANADA. The largest and best selected Stock in . town of mnozl f A diam BEST PAPER IN sluogm SH|LOH S CONSUMPTION CURE. LESS THAN TORONTO PRICES --GO T()--- J. LEEW& sou 2| 54 and 56 Bayeld-St.. next to Ba.ll s Factory. This is the place to save money in buying as we are trying to sell out. 1\v\vn--vn1m mnrs Q A `I I1! )I=uRm`ruRE| ' PREMISES FOR SALE. 9 1. A SURE CURE ME, A SPECIALTY. SUBSCRIBE FOR RIGH COFFEE-IS IF YOU VVANT tt PRICES LOW. lhlllo Except to themselves and some girl or two, 1110) are the most) u11iube1'esting` creatures of j the human race. Their talk is egotistio, crude, limited; their opinions hackneyedA!`e- x)Ctit`iQ11s of the latest, not always the latest, }`nshirms in ideas, caught from recommend- _~.1 uut_h0rs. OF- WHEN BOYS ARE RIPE. Boys I like, under 17 and over 45. At the lntter period thoy begin to feel the sun, to ripen, Colol`, and take avor. `V1101! the mouth gets its grip and the eye its aim, from that time up to 80 and into the eternitlos men can be imemstiiig out:-aide their persoildl and rlos0stL'i1`('l0, not much before. They have to bo tolm'ut0d, uiuler conditions, ht meal times, and when there is nobody elsearound, and it will never do to let them know indiv- idually just how perfectly their places are. nllml by vacmicy. When I think of the hours of submissive homlcnn I have endured with affable and uo1il<-scoiitliiig young men I feel tired. Iixn-options prove the rule, and Iain happy to think of n few lmrd working, intelligent l.-uh, >`ill L'\\'(1 with native intelligence and mum goml fooling--one a sherman, one a. . . lurk in :1 g1`ocery, one it working clruggist-1 uhh whom it was possible to talk cheerily, llll HUIIHL` of l111ino1'm1(lg`ai11. WHEN A `MAN Is INTERESTING. . llut they had all worked through from <`mir 14-mus, tho young diwiggist allowing him- ~.h' `hm so cents a week above the cheapest M.-n-.1 1m..~.i1le in pay the rest of his salary or his .~i.~l`~1"s (`I1ll('f1ll<.)'ll. A man like that I in-\n-1' 1lllllll(`l'USlill`,;`. .l n ihv socoinl plan-e I don`t see why, in the lnllllv mt` the lnunnnities, any one is called on 7. 1'.--1 or exert i11t for a halo. sound \. u1n;.; mun. ith use of his limbs and ',h-.n e(ln0ute(l" lxo.s'i(les. \Vlmt more =;`_-ht h-: to llL`(`Li. What is his S1nl(m(lid edu- Ellitvll good for, if it has not plucml him at ;-n 11`.'1'I':lg(,~ owl` the rest of the world? That .1ln-rsnmy well ask of him, not he of the wrlnl. `A ,,, I,_1 ,IS._ L`lU'l1(3 U) Luv pnuu. Ull uuc uouu 1Ju.h_',\ uu ~-V "-- .\`:;-w I am going in interest you in a young man, it ynu nrv so sitimtetl as to be interest- ed. .\`1loiilli11y educated, literary.t1stes,but does not seem to find the right place. I iil(:in.~:L! his address. I 1` you can do anything for him I um sure it will be app1'ecia.te(l. Tu this and all similar applications. for this is nut It solitary one by some dozens, I mg to 24:1)`, in tho rst. place, I decline to feel me sliglm-st interest in young: men as such. Fur um reason, they are able to take stifli- --ivnt int_-met. in tliemselves to oxoiiemte the l`1`>f of the worlil from soliciturlo in their be- half. A` I H 7 V. J _ -'_--- ___o_,I .._- 1.--- u1]{,3n iutvn ('0H(]0]1l L` (\`.)(\Ut 801113 Of thesa letters with which I am favored, in town If the dual` 1'm"~lic grows tired Of W38" ,,m.ung phrases, let. it be manifested." Ifa.l- Ways did mu. tn knnw wlmt various. human l1&t11I`(+ is capable of, and my tast` 18 in it fail` way to he gratified. . .\...:..n.\ ;.. zlunnfo fmnininn hand. flu , I to D0 gruuucu. I . . The last opistle, in rlellcnte fenumne hand, "after polite and cmuplin1entu1'y Pllmsings-` on me to the paint on the last page as follows: \7...n T nv\\ /m\1'nrr 1'11 1'nfa\'uHf.Vn1l in B. Vollnlr (4:-;ulu.-mm in \Vzmt of Pup--Wm'ln~` `to r \\'uuwn who Slave to Help Youths \v1.u..~u .\'u.~ws ought to no Put to tine` ,.l L .. .e nuxv ....... ...e .. \ 2 \\ iH"il('l' he got work to suit him, .' \\ilt'iilU'l` he can do work .to suit the will. (Lilli, if not, the sooner he learns or ~:.`..-s l.im-`ll out of `the way the better. If .- mun ;.'~-1 l:1.l{L'll on trial in any low posi- '$n in llw wurl great business, on food mill ll..l.;in;_r. it is all he has a riglit to look :-~riil1 hw [l*u\'U.*s` his fitness. lVl1eu he has luoliul [lw \\'u1`ll well over, he will conclude -ii`, ll:->1 1:1.-we that offered was the right; yI:1r,'C, only he was 1mtma.n enough to fill it. 1'1-Ml.-ll.l,\' M(_.s'es keeping sheep in the de- ms of .'\li<.1i:m, or You Moltko as it subal- :.rn, flit that he was not in the right place, but lhuu had other viewsfor them. "Neither i-.:u1llin`,: trunks as 11 hotel porter nor keep- iii}: In .l<.< in a corner grocery has ever kept :1 min .,t real ability from being a general or .x <':.Llin<-l ministe1'. 1mm in willingness to take trouble and \\nrr_\` zm-1 otlhrt for iiiexperienced women .-m all li. folk, even though as general- ly ll:xMm1~<. they turn again and rend one, or ~......`-.. 1...u,... ..m,. `A ...1,.. Am.-m+ hm A y uulrln 1|". L|u'_y Lulll l.lr5(lall.l uallu lUll\I \I|lU, vb 1l u\'(-1lIl1".l better able to make effort for 1'm-Ins:-lxw. than others are to take it for aln-n1. I J .-ut an z.1.1--1.. >diL- young man, depending nu w01nm1`.s' inHum1('(s and care to help him, ".\'('itcs :1 c-11ri:m.s' contempt in all sane minds. 1 l1:1vm1`t the slightest; hesitation against }-.'1vir1g sut-h :1 one to his chances, because he is sum to fund misjudging women and white- rhmatul 1niI1iSt01`:! enough to help him to much betwr things in this World thtmhe dc- : '..`I'Vt`S. March 5, I WIXEIKE VVOMEN ARE WEAK. VVoxnen 0fl'u1` premiums on worthlessness. The most utterly good for nothing and loath- some Scamp I ever knew of crowned two years of pretended reform, after sponging on church people through a short cut semi- nary for Christian workers by marrying a girl of one of the highest families in the State with to her fo1't;11ne1astyea.r. He professed to be it ref-armed gambler, but V he never was anything as decent as a gambler. ml1n\\n -in 1\ riavx`-`i -0 J..0...--.. --.1-..,... `Luke, I SHIRLEY DARE Am/Is:-.s._ THEM suave FOR `THE WORLD'S eqotg _. unit: on -vavn c There is a depth of infamy whose wages even a small gambler will Spurn. q`k{o I':(`r`1 kw-AA n-1'-J -rs-r\uun n` -u-{LL 4.1..` \ V\ .. .. ,,..........,. .,,,...... This high bred girl, pious girl, with the wilfulness of her sex and piety well develop- (-(1, led away with a pretended coat of "arms which the fraud showed her and 8. pretended reform from high caste gambling, must marry him against the prayers and protests of all her family and friends. She knows by` this time what it is to be married to a beast, '- incapable of honor or deoency,'whose only pretcnceof treating his Wife decently is to: keep ahold of her income. I never gained such an-insight into women`s weakness as in" the details of this affair. A ' USES or STARVATION. ; One who knows the world grows very? much hardened to the result of starvation. Ifaneducated or sane man in this day_1nA.a-A civilized country ca.n t u conntortaw` h thinsho cen do..!0r~th9 `wor. j ; angmw ti 181:0 \ ":_ '.'.::`:Ag a on t . open , mo. r. P'Y1deea'nd:w` size ?-1!I`$ the boat together. zund.-it fwilimgl at the "<>t 5'II, mundhret)t`;!hpd3i`.:umm9?f:_:?r4g:e:?t:n5 J... "I nu. W--1-v he :1 woman Ilntzmght or half dis- *`.-1 wim _v<>ux1g children and helpless ones ;~-mh-nc on her faltering arm, or an old .111 11mkin;_: \1Yl(1L`l` the buffets of misfor- nw, 11, would have right to help; but'a. vn1n,.: man of ahilities and advantages above `;.- L->1mn:_n, or so esteemed, to go about Lin,: muoncu at second or third hapds to ~ t :1 lwllvr lu~lpi;1;:1hu11 fnto serves `out to ..m, In m`: not excite Onthusiuslll. w.x`=;.'; Grimlstone. '_\'m-as FOR THE YOUNG GRADUATE. ~it-.<. if.'11)p(`.'11`S that the. "young man is \\'iIlmI1t work and duty, only he has not :~i~xm plum-tn suit his taste and terms. 1 1-;-~1l- rlunnt nd the right place till 'l::m- In-vn lmking for it twenty years mu-, mu! are tlmukful to get it then. ` '1mt }.I1.~\im:.s`s has :1 'ounrr rzuluate to D , wt :1 }n1.=u-- to suit him? The question is \. 1 1 I. ... `V11 n-.\+ 1Ivnu]r in u11:` `1;V\`I 'orbop.x`d asjixot wpyth gV1'i] r htd %b9*I 135; 'Esv ETOE :_v up ll _; down wag iiers,"ii}1 o1:1'b_.. 3 to so his hands with ything outside 0: br7!be`:s` eiibfithm.` _ ' . tkeerourg. `didhand iv *s'inus-Bsm:ev2sywomr`; to L eastbrhaae Wshr ;,;' 003d 8`. Spruce young stu on who` d` - li(erature,-- makes. sound headed people feel` Eyv ` - . - i Lastly, what right has.t,hi_s young enter the higher calling of e.lliterature:at"all` .for ten years to come ! What has he seen -worth describing] Whatghas he thought out and put td`test worth our hearing and think- , ing.-over? What can he;_dq that.he;can_teach _ us to do; or, with what even can he entertain tra which it oomznonly doesn t get; - l I 0 vv usinthetellingi , _ _. , _ He7'is like an art student who had learned to copy pencil drawings who wants work as artistat onee. He is empty of experience, V void of suggestion. What hashe but a taste "for literature, which, forsooth, we are to turn out of our berths and poke about to gratify? He passed that sort of thing when he grew too old to wake up in the night and cry for a drink. _ e ,_ I wishthere could be schools of literatiirej established where all aspirants had to go through at least as thorough training as they are expected to for art. At the pros- pect of a seven years course most applicants would find the taste for literature had de- serted them. The only reason why literature is in esteem and held higher than manual labgr is that it requires longer, closer, ner. Most masters of it have `taken a twenty years ~.course of observation of human na- ture and the world, b%%eg study % histor and the mere art of e essiou, ne ore th animal` +,\() nrrI\6- hlonn An.` OI-noun howls wgicllevaciutt eon V61 VVVII WWI, `V Y' ICCVII Vb \bl`DUInI>5\/VII-ll` Jlul I-l\J VV Li paper writing, even, who were not men of affairs as well as of the pen.. Tannin `nvnn/an `an an 1-uunn .n0 `-n1n\\I- pn 5~C`` `US 7' VII 6% \JI- UIQV rVlIQ. Innate laziness is no proof, -of talent for , literature, though it is a frequent pretense for it, P11 venture tosay that this raw graduate, with his ne ' handwriting and splendid education, would not be worth his salt in any newspaper office, any publishing house, orin any literary work whatever, except the mere hunting down and catching by the tail of his pet ideas, which are the -same breed as his favorite protessor s, and the world has too much fresh good thinking i nowadays to tolerate wornout strains. ' TO LITERARY SUCKLINGS. 7 He might go to Boston and write that sort of, thing for the Weeklies and get $3 a column, and compliments once a month. But I don t think he would feel that was the right place. - A "Wanna axoon 9+. nnnnnv 1-n hn {HIV D`l'P.f. (18- Inst 56 uvvuvu There are, I repeat, enoug with children to be helpc_3_d,,. down fdliohnm. niui nl.-I Irma: h weakly women V riguu place. v There.doesn`t appear to be any great de- mand for suckling literary talent. The cen- sus shows about 10,000 persons in this coun- try who call themselves authors, and adding up the syndicate and magazine lists of writers and the best known newspaper men and women, you may account for 500 of them. Perhaps there are as many who i earn $1500 a year by their writing alone, perhaps 100 of these earn more. If the rest of the 10,000 average 310 a week they are doing far better than the publishers give them credit for. That sum is what every Irishman who handles a spade in this State can make fty weeks in a year. 'l:V,l......&.-..-I nnnrn rnnvy nnrann `Hl: anrf. hf can IIIELKB 111 uy w<:v:usa Lu. a _ycou . V Educated people may pursue this sort of ~ life and call it love of litemtnwe, but it is really laziness and a sneaking desire for the credit of a high calling without the combined bodily and mental effort which real affairs require. _ A rmna mn+.+m- ie nn+. an wlmllv fnroirzn to I'C(lll._ll`U. This matter is not so wholly foreign "to general readers as they may imagine. These 10,000 writers, or rather 500 of them, `actu- * ally have more inuence on the sentiments, ` principles, and business-of the world than all the rest put together. If these writers knew and grasped their power they would be the worst autocracy the world has ever seen. It is as well they do not know it till they can use it better. It is of consequence that they, and those proposing to join them, should at least have some notion what is due the. methods of work. Truth in that may breed 9. taste for truth in its matter and spirit. -Shh'ley Dare in Philadelphia Press. A Simple Device That \Vlll Reveal Any Number of Secrets. By use of the table given below you can ascertain the name of any person or place, providing the rules below the lettered dia- gram are strictly ohserv_ed: A 1) T1 , 1-1" 13 [LEAsna| 1 . . . . . .a , Have the person whose name you wish to know inform you in which of the upright columns the first letter of the name is con- tained. . If it is `found in _but one column, it ; is the top letter; if it occurs in more than 5 one column, "it is found by adding the -1,_L_L..A..1-..I ......~.lnnna nf I-I-In inn Infnr hf alphabetical numbers of the top letters of ` the columns in which it is found, the `sum being the number of the letter 1 sought. By taking one letter at a time, in the way outlined above, the whole word or name may be plainly spelled out. Take the word June for example. "J is found in A ,7 --s-_...__-n......:.....:..... ...-M-on R and I-1' which \ the worn dune 101' example. u In .u....... ... ` two columns beginning with B and H, which K are the second and eighth letters down the alphabet; their sum is ten, and the tenth letter down the alphabet is J. the letter sougl. The next letter, A, wppearsin but one column, the rst, where it stands at the head. V N is in the columns headed B, D and H. which are the second, fourth and eighth ,_.'__ -l LL- ..`..n$un`u-1`-I ma H, which we seoona, Iuurou uuu u;.,...... \ letters of the alphabet; added, they give th L fourteenth, or N,` and so op. 313$ :30 ugsu unv- .,- .i :'rL.. :'v _ a ..; - The Claims of Ldve dud Lucre. . The instafncea are very rare in which two strong wills can harmonize in close compan- Ionship. Most young men. study the `character or 3 men but little, beca.use`they have but little ` -.... __4_-_.lA... 0PP0!'W11,1W- , A 7 . A brilliant match, in the eyes of the world, atones for,low -morals, uncongeniql tastes, andluk6warn1V_hea1fts.. _ % _ _' _ ` _ - Awoman possessing the .best;e1em6nta of womanhood cannot `be happy with a `man who has not a._ sound g, u_-_,.1 L- -_-.....l...- nhdmnkfi nnvuniqnlf, who has not a sauna cuu1'wwn_.h _ .V _ ` It is hard to examine character, and prot by the" study, after the `heart thee become the seat o`a.n abedrbing passion. _ _ . , Wealth in hand, without business habits, business taetecand businereeinterests, is the most unreliable thi n the world. ` Love inie cottage! is laughed at by very "judicious A'people,L but it in la very; sweet thing by tl1p_side.o! indifference II. - bbiut. -'Ed h3."."t1': 93' W te'rprise,*embitio1i-.`-en these'combined-o.re ialmostuuretoeecure oompeteueeeud sue,- ; *u..u-_.A.x'.7"-'13.:-.5.~ `..`."' i 1 5 .5`? 3 .3. " YOUR NAME BY MAGIC. . V 4 v M I - Iubtmwes of Mental Ilallltolnatloxns qfPr- l0nI of`80l\g}(.`_| Vligllnd-A Strong Plea fog . Cultivating 3 -Olmn and ' Wholesome` 1 Iab1totMlx'1d. ' ` -' ' r . _ . . '. ' . . - `I ' The delusioxgs and n4a.llucinations~ 01 insani-_ ty hate remavked upon by all writers on manta} glergpgemgxxt. But my inxentiml now i:_i_ to_'_ gfv u`ow'a_1xtheptic cases where i the `Excited imagination of `pedple with seem. i {ugly bound brains has played them singular ~ tlvinlra ' ` : , MAY PLAY YOUTRICKS IFTVOUITAM1 PER WITH `IT. T.I A report .has"gone' the rounds to. the effect that a.- lady residing -in Bridgeport, _Conn.,A called her. physician mortal agony because she had, as she supposed, swnli lowed her false teeth. She.could feel them fardown in her throat and was actually chokingjtodeath, Eminent doctors consult-f ed and agreed to resort to tracheotomy, to which they were about `to proceed" when one of them happened to step.`on"some object under the edge of the bed, which on examinaa tion proved ` to be the _ missing molars. As . . soon as they were exhibited to the patient hen convulsions ceased. and she recovered her normal condition._ Sitting the_ facts from their sensational accompaniments, there re'-'. mains the delusion as to the teeth,` the `calling for` medical aid, and 3 the nding 7of- the teeth before the doc-`, tor arrived". on the scene. But even `hue modied the was quite remarkable. It ...............4...` .l....4......-.. I\` ...w...,....I.-a M... ......... lllUUIl6UL GUI UB5 cu: \Jtl\-JLIIIIB vv uva v v-av` bullets were ying dangerously. He select- ...I ll ...-....-. L...un. 1-unnsn nn nnnnnml Irn n ' My clerical friend solemnly "assured me that | sations described. UIUIUUB WUIU uyaus uLu15c uuauy. I-I-I7 uvuauw ed a very brave, man and cautioned him as to his peril, telling him to ride for his life on reaching the open field. The ofheervwatched him through" his eld glass, saw him: ing himself behind the ank of his horse for safety, and finally saw him drop from the steed as if mortally wounded; A second man was sent safely on the same errand, while the wounded soldier was cared for. He had merely fainted. On coming to' he found the surgeon at work over him, and. anxiously inquired as to the precise nature ct, the wound. He was told by the surgeon that he had been squarelyhit, and that the injur-I ed part could never be made whole again. But rest easy, said the doctor, for the shot only took effect--in the canteen! The man had not been injured in the lens?! but had been deceived by the owing of t e contents of; his cherished canteen, which` under. the circumstances he naturally mis-3 took for his _heart s blood. He is living yet. 1 An `evangelist of remarkable renown and piety, he came to a sudden pause in an` : impassioned discourse to fully 5,000 people.` As I happened to be near him, he heckonech to me to accompany him to a private`! room, while the choir should entertain` the astonished audience during the interim.} he was about to die, and that sensations of mingled pain and rapture had seized him`, such as he had never felt before?and that` convinced him that his time had come to`! depart. With some diiculty he was led to, submit to an examination, when it appeared` that a vial of aconite which, for some reason he carried in an inner pocket, had been, broken by one of his more _vigorous ges-I tures, and the pungent contents. owing over his chest had caused the peculiar burning sen-. - .. u an. I QVV\lQ\J.~ua `.v..... ._ - V- A gentleman, now the ad111ii'ed editor of, a popular scientic magazine, "entered a room where some of his jovial friends' were having good cheer. ~ Being` himself, `at that period of his life,` of a. convivial turn, be readily joined his' comrades in cracking a fresh bot-3 tile. Presently one of them anxiouslyvlooked at the label, that had been modified for the` occasion, and exclaimed thatthey had been` drinking poison. The visitor grow alarmed,i manifested dangerous symptoms, took to his: bed, and his comrades themselves becoming; frightened, sent in haste for a. physician,` whom it took a long while to satisfy his im-: 1 ngiriative patient that he was not perishing ) from a deadly potion. , 1, , 1,__ 1..-__- __.1-- _.-_ co Va-no vw -- . . _ - -. vowvv J r 1 An eminent New York p1lys>i(_'i:ul, who W fond of experimenting, told a friend that he had compounded some wonderful pills, a` single one of which would cause certain de-' scribed symptoms. His friend volunteered` to take one. The symptoms followed exact-J ly as foretold; but the pill was afterward noticed in the tangles of a very full heard,` not having been swallowed at all. The` d_octnr s faith in the potency of his pills was` such as <`to make him think that their mere proximity to the mouth might prove to be: efficacious. But we bystanders attributed the unquestioned symptoms to the inuence: of an excited imagination over the physical condition. . - To the foregoing authentic instances now. first published might be added a long` list of recorded cases with every variety of delu- sional fancies, the victims being of sound mind andin ordinary health. These pheno- , mena cannotbe classed as morbid, nor can r they readily be explained by hypnotism. But they certainly have a value in the deli- cate task of determining the signicance of bodilysyniptoms. They teach that acute pain, great discomfort, deadly wounds, and also the benecent effects of curative medicines _ may simulated b experiences that in reality are purely men 1. To make light of such ills would be cruel. To treat them physicilly would seem to be absurd. Their rer'n-wily, like their cause, `must be mental. Herein is the secret of the bread pill system; A sidelight is also thrown uponthe marvels of faith cures, mesmeric healing, mind cure and, if we may say so, of so-called Cln`istia.n Science itself. And spurningl quackery and imposture, there certainlyis room, in a wise and sensible system of healing, for an agency known to have such amazing power as the imagination. V - . - A-cautionis also in ,order.of,a,ne_d,uca tion, all sort. g Constant appeals are being made to the imaginations of .-chilciren, some xiiai` .. be 'teii1porai',11y.`benial;'. but i1b_St,o`- u-LIAEA nn'n lhnIII'!|`I11 .>.'V`*. I'll` lt.` 7 4!-I 3V1?h`9n2%ti!4if!.! -. _ ..=is;p;'ohab1y;arht: ....`.. .1...1 in`-min! 1nuav1n.,.uu*. may be tempor arllyf benencmr, nun. pusn o . wmezr are gar- t1r.sv.s lest. we hold. olimborziswam thhthe win fall-; and g'i?1 nesmouaws, provoking the very evil" 11u11_,-_'; nod. Shout tojhe careless sv;hnme_rtho.16'ho,is* beyond hisdepth and cannot'pos`sibly`re'ach the shore, and he may xancy _ that his nose is` o reallydesp1'ato.undbe dx`owned,,wh,enonsid-1 ante `encouragement w,ou1d have strozigthon-, edhimtogain thestrand. Crumayoung mind` mm; ahorroro!n_1q'ddogs,. and iyateryoln: o iervoua systems may fonovfth . Al : of oz _ non-rabid animal almost as mo y&' phobia itself. The physical oi! . nioious` temture a.re'deploro.b1e;' as wall `Isl H-th.6 .d.epravuti'n .6! ,!iioraJss.`ifI.I1:I 81i0rt`.. the `wonderful -power 'IhOu1d`5b only-* `tori _ ~ ootehoo Zsaa:%t`.%;,:mnit.1n;zs::uoppnneua; 4 vtrt:'&m ` -` A,.'..u...' .--...uI1 aIun1.umu,tlmnnrInn*nn-_-s n the em an ofcer had` to senda: messenger across an opening where the ...'II..L.- -"nan J1-3.-non .-`Inns nu-Ann 1311*? Ha at-.anf_ . UIiV ywwv VI sou \-1|-Ill-NJ avulwl WHIP: J-ll instances of sqmewhat the samq 1`?,1`E:1TQ13?!HER 4 __r`;_4. AL-:_ ,;,' , - lg. I'1I"it3h 1811 '11 a Q, 13,11 "__` eachmanwasan Deaoon and the Lawyer. . . *- " i!16nt1ii,iZ,r1ve .ilaxido`d`Gam' Ho of-Draw Poker Up Town. It -was to be a gent1eIna.'n s game. Fifty cents was the ante.` and $10 the limit.` . Five men sat aroxm'd'a big round table in theback parlor of an uptown doctor s residence. Each a. man was able to draw his check for thousands andknow that-it-would? be honored. And A experienced, careful, gritty player of draw poker. The `party consisted of the Doctor, ethe.Major,-the Colonel, the For an hour the game had proceeded with- ". out any noteworthy incident. Then there was ;. jebkpoton the table.` It was a big one o and everybody yearned to rake it off. Tn `kn . nan` kg T411!-van Inn` 610:; r\nI'na._+nv\a \ I Feurm | fnV{H;":1:o;1M{:h.;vf.la:vc`e;ug:);;i;;)eI;,;`i;s-tem and sixes--but did not. improve his hand in i111: 1-`noun 'I"]-un Innyvviuu nnnnnal 4-I-so `A116-`nit |vl.|U uruw, 1 I16 .l&Wy8l' OPCIIBQ (I19 P00 101' 81. Of course all the rest came in. The Doo- tordrewthree cards to `apairoffoursand got another four; the Deacon lled an ace high strai t; the Major tried to do the same . thing but ailed, while the Colonel, intent on making a magnicent blu, refuged to draw a card to the three queens which he had re- ceived_ pat. A V . FULL or ACTION. With a careless air the Doctor bet a_ couple of chips, which the Deacon saw and raised to the limit. The Ma or covered the Dea- con s money andwent lobetter. Then the Colonel did the same; and so did the Lawyer. On the second round each man stayed in and went to the limit. Then the more timorous . fell out. These were the Lawyer and the Doctor. On_ the fourth round the Colonel T failed to see the Major s raise, and retired \ ...:4.1......a. .....'.... ...;..1.a..... .. ....n uuu macs--uuv U118 `LIUU. UHVIUVU I113 uuuu III. the draw, The lawyer opened the pot or .1 '09 nnlnnun 12'" {Jan magi nnrnn `'11 Thu nix III`-V 'IIIJh7\-" KHIIV-5 I V UL} V`! With unshaken c ndence in his straight `I-`A Danna An... ........'4... G.-. ALI 4-Ln `Ila-{nu VV IIIIL Ill-IDLIINIKQLI \I\JI.ILl\l\)Ll\J\J Ill LAID GUI!-lklatlll the Deacon camehgain. . So did the Major, who knew that hit`! 0.11.1) S&1_V8ti011 W115 in bluing the Deacon out of the game. But the Deacon was there every time. So was the Major, Back and forth they fought each until the chips were exhausted and ba checks `garnished the noble looking 3.. ..T.'....4. ' THE DEACON CALLS. Well, Major, nally remarked the Dea.- , con, with all the self-possession he could command. I think this has gone as far as it ought to among gentlemen. Besides, it is getting late. I call. Ace high," hissed the Major desperately. Ace high here, exclaimed the Deacon with a smile that came from his heart. * King next, said the Major, hopefully. ` King next here, returned the Deacon. Queen next, rejoined` the Major, with a genial smile. Queen next here," quickly added the Deacon. H1 . .1. ,, ._L In __-1-:___-.1 ;1_- 17...`--- .-.J.L 41... JJUGLUIJI Jack next, exclaimed the Major with the complacency of a conqueror. T H Tnnlr nnvf `\n|sa. uni nv-{>nr1 fhn T\na nnn ufh CUIIIPIGUULIUJ UL (I UULlLluU1 U1 a Jack next hereg retorted the Deacon with icy deliberation. BEATEN ON THE BUN DOWN. It was a. moment of painful suspense as the Major hesitated before calling his last card. My last card is an eight spot, he nally declared as he threw down his band. 119,, _ L-,_ \I\J\AI$Ivl\4\C Lou A-Iv vnnnvvv \.sv--`.3 Luau: ;.u...m. And mi11e, ? replied the Deacon, is a. ten spot. H'Dnn4-an nu H-an run nwrn hxr H111nr1A1`! k|Es| hllllllg Beaten on the run down, by thunder 1 snarled t-he Major,`ca1'eless1y. N 0, by jingo, he added as he again glanced at & Qrds, tli mrna1thing s a. stgaight. Why didn t you say so before, Deacon, and avoiq all this mummery? ((C`u'.n`x1vy "\l\r|l\I1nI\ T 1\n11nr1 1 71\I1 nI\1` 1-rnn kn!` but Luau Ba]. uunu Cvcxuus, ;uu.J\u, man u Au: But the Major was so hot in the regon of his collar that he didn t dare trust himself to ta1k.-New York Tribune. [LI |.lLlLl.l.LUl'J_ \ Simply because I called you and you had the first say. Cold evening, M11.jm', isn t it!" T1n4- lxn l/l'n`:r\1~ IIPGD on `\nf in {Ln 1-atnn A Amu.~'ln_v; Answers of \Vitx1'-,-4.-.-.- \Vhen Un- don` l*}xmnlu:1t.ion in (fuurt. It has smnetimes happened that :1 lawyer Inns. in the laulgtmgze of the .s'fl`PGt, given himself away to u'sn1:u't :x.l-A-1sa1'y, says (,`-uzsellis` StLtu1'day Jnunuxi. (arrow did this 01100 when exn1nini2-xg :1 witness in the cmlrt of Queolfs Bunch. ` Are ynu as f01't-11l1v-t<-.1191`5" `:2 \ asked. I am not, replied `the m`-.-.1: "but; I can tell yours. '91..` ulna-nun1 nnrnncn` +1-;n \ \ 1 0111` XXIRG IKILL yillll. , The sln-exvd counsel trip `A 1. and was w( )1`s'(ud. \\-'hut is tlmtto be?" said `mu At--M - V _ u_- _..-- \V\ll-`\\l`ll- \Vhy, sir, was the sly re ,:_; zz. made your first speech at the '. ." you will make your last tl1e.:' Tn H17.` rv1nnI\nI` tn-rrn1'n(r Ta:-'.v yUll W111 ulunu _)Uu.l Luau uu-.. . . In like mmmer, arguing 1.-1 r a jury of judges, an ovrslnart counsel stopped short in `s pleading. He was condmt: of obtain- inga successful result, and I mi-d Newton vexed him by seeming to be in deep slumber. i Addressing the other lords on the bench, he .....`l . My lords, it is unnecesszwy to go on, as Lord Newton is fast asleep. 'I`ITI__L___-_ l-.`.. ,..-......L.-u......&n.. uvhnn n`\ 4..., JJUI Kl JHUVV uuu an Luau $091`./\JxJ . What was his consternation when an an- swer came: x u A A -1. II _._.?...J 4.1.. ..--.....-. -....'l.....-. (loo-..

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