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Ull gutu uvnlvu-vs: _&I y.:,._.._ -avg--- -- A3983 Hair Vigor-thgfnxigy dressing yotfrequire for the hair ` 7e 9. little, daily, to preserve the natiifai: color and prevent baldness. . nu.-........ 1:.....:I.... Qhai-nn (11-Ava. Km- IJIUVUIIU Uuvxuucauuu Thomas Munday, Sharon Grove, Ky., writes : Several months ago my hair commenced falling out, and in a few weeks my head was almost .bald. `I tried many remedies, but they did no good.` I` nally bought a bottle of Ayer s . Hair Vigor, and, after using only a part of ' the contents.` my head was covered with a heavy growth of hair. I recom- mend your'p1-eparation as the best halt-_ restorer in the world." ._- - 4 1 q C 1 an , 0; edPi_mp1esb and Bylotches, So disguring to the face, forehead, and neck, may be entirely removed by the use of Aye:- s Sarsaparilla, the best and . safest Alterative and _BlVood-Purier ever discovered. Dr. J. c. Ayer & cg... Lowell. Mass.- Sold by Dmggintn; Q1; nix bottles for $5. IUSIIIVIVJ III vnav vv Vanna: My hair was faded and dry," writes Mabel C. Hardy, of Delavan, 111.; but - after using a. bottle of Ayer s Hair Vigor it became blackband glqssy. A )/ er s %|j|ir'Vig9r,% L14-{IA Lu 1'\u-unun abs and nixuufulinnn Stock of TEAS in Town. COFF'EES_ a Specialty. Dunlap St.,% Barri; 11 -1 TRIAL soLIcI.1'ED.-A E.AE.E.IF3. G Then. as N. W. Tranarer. . A Montreal correspondent of the Em- -pire, says{ There is evidently some- thing to justify the many rumors respect- ing transfer of the N. & N. W Rail-way to the Grand Trunk. General Manaaer Barker has been here for two days. but will not talk to reporters. Mr. Wain-e wright, Assistant General Manager of the Grand Trunk, told your correspondent on Wednesday that he could say nothing about the rumors, -but that Mr. Barker had been with Mr. Hickson all day. `SQ; .Te.T.{..r2 ml LL7:in?:' _B. & O. L. Ssndexfa. ..-g_.._ - om by Druggists and Perfuxzgrs. FALL 1887. 90 Cents. ---AT THE -` FLOURS 41-1 R .\_:14:;g,'.-s , V` -- -- -v- vtw vv vwxp The business f8i.llll'BIfO(l0|Il'l'illg through- out the country during. the. last. -WOe_k,~.3 reported by Don. Winysn & 00., hhinlzer for the United States-261 sad for `cause. 29, or 8 total of 290, as c0g;pnre_c_l_ `wirthn total of 288 last. week snfd"254 forethe week previous to the last. ` ' " 111K 0611! ULI nu Luruugu bfllullllio First-class refreshment rooms at convenient distances. IMPORTERS AND EXPORTERS will find it advantageous to use this route, as is the quickest in point of time. and the rat are as low as by any other. Through freight s forwarded by fast special trains, and exper- ience has proved the intercolonial route to be the quickest for European freight to and from all points in-Canada and the Western States. Tfnbnfn vnnn Rn nhfoind GT1!` nlan u-ufnvwnnfinn nu DUIDLH lll'L;ll.I|H.ll& nuu [116 V` GELCPB DH!-L65. Tickets may be obtained and also information about the route and about freight and passen- ger rates from ROBERT B. MOODIE. Western Freight and Pasaen er A ent, 93 Rossiu House Block. Yor st.. oronto. D, POTTINGER. V Chief Superintendent. `Rnllwnv nmm Mnnnfnn N `R Mnvm U116, ' "'irom'u{e'v'sre'stYor'.n p.;uIm' 1.7 ' ` New Brunswick, Nova Scotla, Prince Edward Island, Cape Breton and Newfoundland. _ All thepopnler sea bathing. shing and plea- sure resorts of Canada are along this line. Pullman cars Ianvimr Montreal on Mondnv. IIIIU ICURIFIB OI UDIIBUI B11`! B10118 I-l Llllu Pullman cars leaving Montreal on Monday. ` Wednesday and Friday run through to Halifax. I and on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday to St. \ John`, N.B.. without chance. ~ (`Jnnn nnnnnntinnn mndn at pninf. Tnvla with JULILI, 1V.D.. wuuuub UUELIKU. 1 Close connections made at Point Levis with ` the Grand Trunk Railwaynnd the Richelieu and Ontario Navigation Company's qteamere frnm Mnntrnal, and at Levin with the North count! AND Luna nuns. Only! nun.-..n..I...... `I).:.... on ......I inn ......o.. -4- 1 :-v:---u -w-j jv :----- . Sold everywl'1ere. Price 25 ;1: '50 cents per bottle. Proprietors and manufacturers. THE UNION MEDICINE C0.. Proprietors. Toronto. Ont. IIIXEBLSIHII Slllllll. MAPS! [size 4x5 rm. GE.o.T3U%D%Lgv,-, P*A:lN`TER -' 1 Eaten by Ross, Mrs. Sarah G. Ewing, aged 62 years. living near Shalbyville, Ind., was found a dead in her barnyard Monday morning. Her body was terribly mangled by the hogs, wht'ch could with the greatest diiculty be driven off. During the absence of her granddaughter and the latter s husband, the old lady went out to milk. The hogs pulled her down to the ground and killed her. When her husband returned and found her absent be supposed she had gone to her son's house and made no search for her. ' CATTLE CH AINS, DUO uruuu ].l'ul.|lS ILGIIVVGJ uuu L110 ILIUUUILUU an from Montreal, and at Levis with the North Qhnrn P nil wnv IFUID 1V10ll(l'68.l, Shore Railway. Eloonnt repr- 91.10150 nuuway. Elegant first-class, Pullman buffet, and smok- ing cars on all through trains. 'I1`in:f..nIn_sul rpfrnnhmnnf. rnnmq at nnnvnniamt I11 I aupermcenuen Rallwav Oloe. Monct.on.UN.`Ie3. Mav 26. 1885. Vjjw : ttvvwu av: Ta.l:e'-no o-t.'her. Sold everywhere. .171-ice, 75 cents per bottle. C111 T1-4-xix`-`<--I1-Irv f LIBERAL __DIscoUN'r 'lIl|_II.0_P_ smtr. arr. nanny: Ham. H..O1U$.E PAINTING ~ ~u_LAzxNG-. sIoN wmtlua, he. nseunmqs &. papsnummm; TARBED AM) PLAIN BUILDING PAPER, I I ROOFING PITCH, Mrs. Patrick Brennan, of Buffalo, celebrated Christmas by lling up with whiskey, and when her husband, , who is section boss for the New York Central Railroad. went home. he found that the turkey had not been cooked. Mrs.` Brennan and her. husband then indulged in a ght, and her dead body was after- wards found on the doorstep. She had a black eye and her skull was crushed. The police arrested Brennan last night and charged him with murder." A son of the couple, who manifests perfect indifference at his mother's death, is held as a witness. COAL 011.. % 3393-Q INTERGOLONIALJ RA! LWAY. T H E ..'T 3.9_T..[ 3.9 T E Those excel any Maps heretofore used. Many ` special features. llll_l_(_%IB%'S_ll[l1Ke_8'l lllB%. Purely `egetabl. Hihly Concentrated. Pleasant. E ect_ual. A Safe. ASK FOR mt t!ulin.E.n3stnMPn1INv~. PM"? T338 9% scHqoLs Emperor Wu-11-am Not Dean. `Y7'II` I v`_-cu f v . - v - - '- _IDiB.7 HODDER S `13ARRTE: C3-AG-2E3 S 4;: spncnu.?r~?rI V s, L-- `A"r-* $4.50 EACH; At J. HENDERSON S. D1110" BIIXB, _Sick Headache, Kidney Troubles, Rheumatism. Skin Diseases and all Impurities of the Blood from what- ever cause arising. Female `Una lrnnnaan IGURES sud General Debi- l W U8-K13 C8333 lity. fulnrl for the Week. Liver compms, Dysgensla. ilinnnnnnsr SAFETY OIL CANS, l-18 Weaknesses Inna:-n I nk`. L \J\Il-IIIJAIIQIAII, vs ensia. ilionanesa; Hand 3: nhn X CUT sgxws, . ` \ fl'0IIl I0 00 per %Permanent enlarger:-mats `new and beautiful prm:es.~'. _.._. ( :2. FIRST PRIZE anmusj ram, .83, 77 Wall be lound invaluable for the hair and scalp. It cleanses the scalp of all Dandruff, in vigorates the growth of the hair. and in cu.- [of baldness where there are the slighest aigns of roots -left itwnll produce good crops of hair. It restores grey hair to its originel color, and is an excellent dressing. ' _ DO NOW` IlT4`.l .AV if vnnr hnir in in n wnnlr xmoia her to: Drinking. an BXUBILBIIL (IYCSSIDK. ' DO NOT DELAY. if your hair is in a weak condition get. a. bottle at once. For Hale hv an lfnnlnnnn J P KM` UUHUILIOII gel. ll. UUUJC 111. LX108. For sale by Geo. Monkman. J. P. Ki-U. W. C. McLean, J. \Voods. Ask for it. A". 'I')B'1i`I:}-V'1V'W1'}'l;I-'I),._-:__S-<)V_i<;'1'iIanfr. lI\r\t\r\`vovI;-_ n. . '7r6hdi~zE~;. c.'x.{xi{. """" " A. Dorenwcnd is the loading mnnumcturer m` Hair Good in Canada 10-lv. ..._v ...v I>A.1Vr1:_">j-liE"rE-F DR. DORENWENIYS . _--_:-__jj Who are Bald, or have Thin. or Grey Hm, who are troubled with The Great En Iish Prcscrjpuon mA successful edicine usetl over ,` 80 _yeujs in thousands` of cases. v n!-an adrmatdnma.-Neruol L 6`AKn~\ rwmzn ::uoiiiEss','"- BI'iziiv'i:'s.' ovsrzrsm onorsv Iumccsnoh. FLUTTEKING mmmcz or me 1 snvsrrzds ACIDITY or sm mazu, THE sn `HEARTBURN, DRYNESS HEADACHE. % or THI A mom War Inded. CREAM! And every speciez of disease u-isil tmm disardend LIVER, .$NE'Z STGBIACIH, BOWELS OR BLOOD. `In CDC. RTI I, ll L_-_._l-L--n own;-v-- -r '1'. msum mg: PUREST, smoucesr, asst; PRIITA Ill [IR _ v-----' --_v-- -w-,----' EONTAIN;-NO ALUM, AMMONIA. LIME, PHOSPHATES, A. than ininninno -nnnnlnlg `W " "'I'<>'n` 2.-`T . . Ian ?! ofthu CELEBRATED ROYAL YEAST CAKES lMf_(_IR1_'AN_`_f T0 ALE CHOPPING AXES, &c. _8t6rIzn-'.PI1-I,I50.d up an ` ~-wo:-m`om-. IX? CCUYIKCXTT D- C. C 1 QURE OR RELIEVE nu-uvuvuvun, 5.:-nu.` I ll\J\lI or any injurious materials. -:1`:-.-`o.-. January 5, CA RP!-3'1` '}EI.T, nuulu UI" 7 . STOMACE THE SKIN. I3I'z'z'INWSj.T rLum:r!mc or Hzmff IDIHITV AB L A N '1` F. H NS, ':3'pT'." ; F r drozen. The Nev;-(;vernors. --- -- v-vuvu--w-~- A The appointmen; of Senator Shultz to. the Manitoba Lieutenant-Governorship is ' looked upon with satiafacaction by Mani- tobans generally. It is said his appoint- ment was decided on before the close of the last Session, but that he will not enter upon his duties till next. May. It is also announced that Mr. Royal, M. P.. will succeed Mr. Dewdney as `Governor of the ANorthwest Territories. 5, 1888. T0 I835. ably in lieve it. this ch time-r novels, mental At. the in year" thought lbereaa my star 71`. 1 - lines as % T3i, had bee ly cross to my f` love tn) and WM for the of at her were u comes f great ls- of his {V and of L; ed fdr d to lug fate of married for a years af that I come general house at blush to -hie k for `him hard b faith in iinmens He wa were al have m pilgrim of one b as Lam" apecime best an Pall M to my c Willia thought though his cm for W'1l the wor 0118. . his eoci was so and he -10!` 'soci Timon gaiters large f0 Y17 I|1 Cam` very 01 after all a long. youth 21 trexmezui and tho: teen, 1}) A Fatal ;;;;_;.1.a' wbosu 5 from nn contest But Ar even w turnml ( took his to meet ivivxilf pfetty . _My hm stepped Arthur, plainly tip, ova Arthur way 3 things Arthur that be never q it stru oppoin when I I0 bu wdaker `to `poo L_.I `W111 and his " Andi staid a ` method His is: Gantaln hug , '1` mu. 1:] uonrsunojal M An Iowa Blizzard. There was a blwgzsrd nearly `all over Iowa last Tuesday. Trains between Dnbuqne and Sioux City hp_v_e all gtopped runninz and nrebeinz h9"!.. 99'?!-riolll ntitnone until the stern; blown pyer. v- -_ --.-_-_-, -- - v---v-_ wu--wart. V The Manchester `Courier. which _, stated recently that ` Lord Stanley, of Preston, was offered the Governor-Generalahip of Canada, now declares that_l_1e.haa ,accept- ed in. and will auooeed Lord Lanadbwne in August. . . T . A To the `Yukon, `L A party to go tdtha Yukgn nextjpring is being `organised at Edmbnfon. The idea in to go down the Athabasca and Maclivvzieqnd up either, the Liard or the Peel Rivgr to reach the waters of the Yukon. A Destructive storm In 70:-eooe. A erce hvnrriqane fr0n::; the west accom- panied by a severe anow storm prevailed ever the whole of Greece on the 26th. Twemy-ve vessels were driven ashore ind `wrecked in `the Gulf of Pat:-a_a.e Mr`. S/Da.i_2_ht,V a. magistrate. and his `wife were "fired at while driving at Killaloe, county ;Ligxe2io|.=...Ir919ad.-.3911 Monday. The ham Inc; ki`1l9d..r ~.hI9_.m:e.o9I' hsve . ~12.` ' I ` :V ~*:.M.':').=; oen-'.1i'Igd(.'. ' ' The Fisheries Communion. Mr. Chamberlain and his secretaries left Ottawa on .29th, for Toronto and Niagara Falls `en `route _toWashington. The date of"-the reassembling of the Fisheries Commission has been changed from the fourth to the seventh of January. The 8au1tGra:Tto the c. P. R.` - The by-law granting $20,000 to the Canadian Pacic Railway was carried at- the Sault last Monday by a large majority. The company will proceed Wlth the erec- tion of their buildings immediately. A passenger service has been established. There is great rejoicing. cum and Ao'o1ao`nu-ru-o. noon and QA.'..... - 9:33.... anus duh` - IUVWU GVII 1133 I parted from they that China Iunnlu UE-` CUT` VIVID ` _' .- pleoethe_'___h ger_ `o '{vi1T'i"e' mult;pll.g`_d:?;A;imny` 1'; ` ` V --w arinig Inen geuer|lly1de'oleret - ly pouible \ ' .3 _ A M V` ,. locality where it was gbeudoned \ on would. then beoomeebatteting V .5 ght in the path of the ocean steamers plying between New York, Philadelphla and Baltimore and Europe. ' he Times, referring to the snowballing of Mr. Gladstone last Tuesday, says it was a discreditable act, though the Glad- stonians set the example by their doings at .Un'ionists meetings. 4 The position and age of Mr. Gladstone. says the ~ `Times, ought to insure him against such insult. NOW UIDIIIQY . Joseph Burke, jmeI_n,ber.of Parliament for St. Francis Xavier,-has been .`taken -into the new Manitoba `Oabinet airlifte- vincial Secretary,` The new memliers were sworn in by the Lieutenant%_Gov_er.- nor Tuesday night, as follows Har- rison, Premier. President of the;Oouncil, Provincial Treasurer and Minister of Agriculture ; Dr. Wilson, Minister of. Public Works and Commissioner of Rail- ways: .Mr. Hamilton, Attorney-General; Mr. Burke. Provincial Secretary- Nor- quay said he would vacate the Premiership atonce, but would remain in the Legisla- ture and give -the new Government a hearty support. He saysthat after four- teen years as a Cabinet Minister he goes out of ofce without a dollar. A Huge Destructive wave. Aquedilla, a small port in the Island of Porto Rico. has suffered from a huge wave. Fifty-three houses were swept away. The wave destroyed the solid masonry m the cemetery and eleven bodies were washed out to sea and lost. The wave was due to a Norther. - The much sought after Barker was -interviewed by an Empire reporter the, other'.d`ay at the Windsor, `Montreal. The Munagerof ` the Northern & Northwest- `e`rn' delivered himself aa'follo w'e : Ne- gotiations have been going on between the two companies for some time, but I am not prepared to divulge their nature. It, may amount to something and it may not; People have called its transter, ` but itis not. ` ` ' - 0 Amsgraoetul Russian Plot. An Austrian officer, who was formerly in the Russian service, sought an inter- view with the Sultan, for the purpose of imparting the news that 2,000 ries had been smuggled into Constantinople from Odessa. to enable Bulgarian refugees and Russians to foment a revolt in Bulgaria. Michigan Farms. ' x The Michigan Commissioner of Labor shows that at least one-half of the farms of Michigan are mortgaged to one-half their -assessed value. Assuming that their assessed value is one-half their real value, it follows that one-eighth of the farm lands of Michigan is owned by mortgsgees. Diphtheria In cavalry Rezlmentm French army surgeons say that diph- theria 13 more prevalent in cavalry regi4 ments than in am; other branch of the service. _ This piece of information set the specialists` to work, and it is now said they have found that diphtheria lurks in the manure heaps. - -V`? When will you be in 9. position te give the Empire full` details 'I' _ asked the correspondent. `. DA-`inns :u\ an `nunl-`:5-`.5 -34` '..A_`.._. Mr. Thoma: Thompson; of Adelaihdew township, Middlesex, met with a fatal accident Monday night. He was going down stairs when, by some means, he lost- his footing and fell to the bottom. Medi- cal aid was summoned but nothing could be done to assist, him. "He was 54 years of age and had been a resident of rthe place for 50 years. The Archbishops of Quebec, Montreal and Ottawa and the Bishops of Three Rivers, Rimouski. Sherbrooke, St. Hyacinthe, Chicoutimi and Nicolet, and the Vicar Apostolic of Pontiac, with the Apostolic Prefect of the Gulf of St. Lawrence district, have sent to the Pope addresses on the occasion of his jubilee. C9559 \lII\IVII'l -P51-hapa in a fortnight and 'perhaf)s before, but nothing more now." Q ' if A --The British no-amo-r Lurd Gullah. which 3}: ilg _ ' Dec. 15 for Qua-elmown o sung): yet arrived, and xiety in felt; on anoounot `I Lord stu_n1e_y Govornoxr-Gonojral. Mr. Gindotono snowbaaioa. `us-. nu-nor xnomgwqa. unnltobn New cubism Addrehul to the Pope. _ g,- h 3!"? `._!a; '!,l}j1_' . `n `I; _ '3 ix __V , .. ountol T. _ mm . .- i _, _,..'..,j;j;; lklm. ,. The Emperor William who was report- ed to be dead the other da is now said to bein excellent health. e attended a performance at the opera on Tuesday and the next day devoted several. hours to the transaction of business. It is said that he can mount his horse as quickly as any of his aides." T '. I punts, _ qguuI'dvoy\ vuI'uu,_. nun. ,_upuul' B01168, puns. and lameness, may. throw ,aaide his Acmtohea if hewill try H.9gyu-d : Yellow Oil fIit_;(_Il!y.*l "- :` .' 5 ""2 ',,KYQIIQPliIIt0r I 3 C " A jhnthqr"S!rid_i?-17'. . , . . `our mic aim. ._t.~.vo and athdf yI.N'w|d.- ha: }. tally developed `Q-s*Md-y;;=-ihon=I` im-nan. ' av; mg` in" 1-Bmmm` '9... = `h".i&'.I ll II-Illsv UIUIIIIIWUI .. ' Scnorum is known; by. swelling of the glsndu of the neok,~ ahcouucraorea, a pale countenance, low.v1tslity..-indnenernl organ of had blood. . Burdock Blood Bitters cure: the scrofulonny condition by ._pnre hellthy 519.04-=o 1 ; , ; - 9'nOh0IRQdOfOd"uIOlOjq _ A The poor crivpl whohaq to V nan gcrntohea my account o:_Ii!Ie.I;mIe*.`iI!l| 9915- S04 !W11.n. jomu, V: cordawsnd ,jother aches, puns... uul~_lsmeneu,a.m|y. throw .. "aside his .....-.|_.. :n' .. _:|i ...... t:r_`.`_-...n_ 1r_n,_ A-1 summon nan rum "Old Running sores. Sores and Ulcers, or` Absceases hard to heal, aretdue to bad blood or Scrofulg. Purify the blood with Burdock Blood Bit- ten and the worst soreaeafeedily bed as the general health in reator . ~ Il'u1vubn : Vlmrnw nu. In muilzhulo SUIIUIVCI I-IUDIUII II IVUUUICUJ HAaYAnn s Ynuow On. is positively guaranteed to relieve or cure Rhenmetio Paine, Sore Throat, Group, Deafness, Oolde, Cramps, Aches, Paine, `Brniael, Froltbitee, Ohilbleine, Si O01-de,`a.nd all llemeneu and eoreneee, when need internally and externelly node:-ding to direetigne. ' ' ' ' ` . $1.: _-_-I an At this ueuon o the your ` Qninsy and vanoua.iarms.of Thvout Colnglainta prevail. Hsgyufdb Peouonl Balsam u an excellent throat and lung medicine, that cares Qmnny, Coughs, :Oold|.. .~Bronoh.iti:, and; `all throat and lungtroublea. - ' Qnnnunrn `I In-inns-I `nub -1;:-an A` `LA Her Puppy Love was Strong} - "Where are the. children 2" inqnired a husband and father as he came into the house. They were so noisy, replied his wife, "I sent them out with the nurse. Onr sweet little poodle. Fido, has just gone to sleep, and I didn't want the deer little fellow tdinlanv-I-ant` - 'f`:?:;;;\ Q61: 3} . .. -IJIIAVIIII-I,-Io 4 9 Thin prevnlent in, the parent f Input of; ol13ho_dily . ills. One of the ,ba(I)t rlgea known for L_Dysp6_po`is in Burdock Rhatnrn, it hhlilna hut.-n 4-Jun uininl-. - wn u-1-ct--- uqwvou v--3 vv jvuvvu-g On account of their inability to digest ordinary food. Scott s Emulsion can a be digested and give strength and esh when all other food fails. See what Dr. A. H. Peck, `Penn. Med. College, Petitcddiac, says`? I have used and rescribed Scott's Emulsion of,(}od Liver Oi and find it an excellent preparation, agreeing well with the stomach, and its continued use adding greatly to the strength and `comfort of the patient. Put up in 500. and $1 size, ' The wreck of the Cordelia Found. Capt. McKinnon of the schooner Ada M. Hall, from the Great Banks Tuesday, reports that on Dec. 7 he boarded the schooner Cordelia, dismasted. waterlogged and abandoned m latitude 43, longitude 51. The body. of one man- was found in the cabin in a decomposed state. The schooner is supposed to belong to Shel- burne, N..S., as a vessel by that name was lost on the Grand` Banks in the gale of Augnstlast with all` her crew. I "The MoBattenber:z is Punoh s' name for Princess Beatrice ; Scotch baby. . 1- I "7r'{gi "1.;;i;'m -S c3H, 16}; "mm. whiskey; whiskey `makes a man tiahtm hlsboota, ` j rnxg- 2 ;|,_ .3___ A A,,__ _|____ ;1_,_ mi "JOSE ".12; 7'77; '1{1'J sI.}.;r on I ' shall find rest. Keep him moving. V _. _I_-_ Knew What no Had for Dinner. i "Will you dine with me to-morrow 2" said a Hibernian to his friend. Faith an I will with pleasure. Remember, tis` only a family dinner I'm asking you --to. "And what for not? A family dinner is a mighty pleasant thing." What have ye got?" Ooh, nothing by commqi. J ist an ill snt piece of corn. beef and potatoes. hat beats the world. Just my own dinner to a hair- barring the beef. ` _ HID UIJUIlI~ This ii the time of year when the sportsman who has bagged no birds tries to mike the inoensive rabbit quail. :.acou . 1, ____ mamma? , They : all the feet I have got." " TvT;.',;i'.;:{.;*;;;.` 115; `;,'.;c,I;,;.e;.1.oe.. on the wrong feet. What wxll` I do, JV: Father-I never imagined that your studies cost me so much money.* Stu- dent-'-Ypa, and I don t study much. Oithgr. ' ' ' If . rn ,,,-_ I __I_-.. I am feehng very blue this mornfng. Doctor---Wha.t a the matter 7. Every time I feel my nose It hurts; me. But you are not obliged to feel your nose. But how can [I tell whether it hurts un- less I feel it '1" ` T-TZ(ee:TZJonee:DZon t teouble to see me to the door`, Mrs. Smith. Mrs. Smith- No trouble, quite a pleasure, I aesure you. ' ` unbknu T nnwnn :vv\nlDII\l1A Iinlll` Famlly phyaician.-I am afraid you have been eating too much cake and candy. Let me use your tongue. Little girl- Oh, you can look at it. but it won't tell ! onthe ' A throngh train -on the Long Island "Railroad ran into the rear car of a rapid transit train at Ralnh Avenue. Brooklyn. on Tuesday, in a fog. One car was; tele-K scoped and a dozen persons injured. A The passengers had warning enough to xzetjnto the forward nart of the car or theaslaughter would have been terrible. ' ` ` ' " Ayerfe Cherry Peotorel is recommended by eminent phyeioians, on both sides of the Atlantic, to the most reliable remedy for oolde, ooughe, and all pulmonary disorders. Inquire of your druggiet for Ayer e Almanac. UIUIIUIO Come now, Master Tommy! when mamms gives you a` real nice piece of cake, what do you any 1" ' "P188-I9 mamma, give me some more. "dog whose master owns the pond. A`:';{';;{."}i.};v;Eh.'n a_ private pond in a suburban town complains that he only got one bite, and that "was from 3 A female lecturer said :--Get married": young men, and be quiet about it. Don't wait for the millennium for the girls to become` angels. You d look A well beside an angel wouldn't you, you bruises? I-I Health is impossible when the blood is im- pure, thick, and sluggish, or when it is thin and impoverished.` Such conditions give rise to boils, pimples, headaches, neuralgia, rheumatism, and others disorders. Ayer's Ssrsaparilla. puries, invigorates, and vitalizes the blood. ` ~ I ahouldn t care to marry a. woman who knows more -than I-do, he remark- ed; Oh,' Mr. De Sappy, .ahe replied, with a. coquettish shake of her fan,` `I am afraid you are a conrmed bachelor. ' ..u- . u on J An umbrella dealer tells us how to open an umbrella without damaging it. It would be more important to know how to take your eyes 011' an umbrella. without losing it. {When Bsby was sick, we gsve her Gestorls. When she was a'C_hild, she cried for Castoris, When she became Miss. she clung to Cnstoris, When she hsd Children. she gsve them Csstorls, lorchildron Starving to Death. A `AI, ', !_,_I,!I'A,, UH` QIIUIVII IUI. JIJDIIUPUI. II Bnttera, .it_ havin cared thp .W0'l'lt nic form, after all; 9 so had failed. A Kiuggtpp, was ck1lled`by.:t.!is.olu'in_,~ qyhiohi . *n:id"'.ino`w. _ ;1.'V - Edward Mciman. of ;7Em1estoIfr,n,`:nel-r was holding: th iroah ibhi 'wigo :r,' breaking ind hitting him on the hood.-- "3. % aw -mm:-=wm&w-mm _r I THE NORTHERN ADVANCE. --oq-vs. no \z'ci' J. l=l J-`- 1:)` en nndllnnitohbi gii,` ,';'f.'*'4`s -~- ..' gg -... ` j"'- ._- . Z r 3' SRTISFAOTION OUARANTEEDI 3E.@:.@;W;.@?i| ` MAY? TAILOR %! COMPLETE STOCK SUlT|NGS-=-AND%=-1W309ATlNHs! } `T-`$i_:'iE. lc)`tI1'TG:F-I.: Ji"Ij,V;`\_k;;1:_s:-1_:_s':_ `hi nII~'ti|l~nn\-E:-0' `um um... -_;.~n_._..-..`.. IJ-M-BQTBWELL |w._IL &nIYJIIIs& sun :1 Rev. Lyman Abbott has been selected as pastor of Plymouth church at the same salary as was paid Mr. Beecher. No de- nite term of service has been xed and it is probable Mr. Abbott will remain per- manently as the great preaeher s successor. He has lled the pulpit most of the time since Mr. Beecher s death and the church has shown unexpected strength under his administration. T - OTHER PEOPLE OFFER THEM "AT 31. 95. Vlom. seamless Boots Special Prices to dealers and { others taking large quantities, ` [M) l`El) CHEAP MUSE The Choicest ABrands of Roller, Patents, Pastry,Family and Stone FLOURS. Mon s Frost-Proof. i Felt Boots women : Felt Sllppers 10 Cents THE LA RGE.s`T,_ THE CHOICEST, 'l`HE.CHF.APlST, V-- -an % `II can uvinunvuno Sign of `Two Gold Watches . and Spectacles,` and`lrge ` Regl;1lator`in%do_orway. V .. Uni ` yonr~- hair Md gray before` giving the n5d.`.1. to preserve its bea.utjy`;.;:3ah'i|V'gle`vita1i_;t:3'rV. Keep` on your toilet,-taLbl;e.i:i `bottle Of A~-...-_s.. "ah VI.-np__th ii3'iriHriI1idrnnnin|1' on t U_n bee ` ' l~D-~_~.. -- ...... o1 Advices trom Guatemala say :--~A revol- ution, headed by the ex-President of Guatemala, Vicente Castano, against the Government of Gen. Barillas, for having proclaimed a dictatorship June 19, lately suffered a most humiliating defeat. There were two disaected factions-one work- ing from the eastern department and the other from the western-the former under the generalship of Castano and the latter in charge of several well-known military men of the Republic. In a . range: of mountains near the city of Guatemala a few days ago a desperate battle was fought between the Federal and revolutionary forces. the latter suffering almost com- plete annihilation. The battle was desperate and sanguiriary from the com- mencement, and lasted over two hours, the eld being strewn with the dead. At the conclusion Osstano was routed and other revolutionary generals were cap- tured and shot. This ends one of `the most bloody wars the country has ever seen.