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mu UIJLUIIUB Uuu uvv |.'Ipu_ w an... ` The clerk explained _tha`t;V':/'i;:e vrsa. was l"renchT for seven bu1tton__s,. and Mrs. I Snaggs bought the gloves. -O0.-~ 'C9U-"` _ Be on _ Your Guard. Don t allow 9. cold in the head to slowly and surelvdevulope itself into 0atz_=un'h when you can be cured for 25 cents. . - A en... ..m1;m.+.annn will cure mclment can be cured tor zocenns. 'A` few. applications will cure incipient` Catarrh. "One to two boxes will cure or.diparyv _Ca.- tarrh. . _ n-.. 1... n....l.nunu mall nnrn chrome Ca: A tarrn. One to five boxes will cure chronic Sold by all dealers at 25c. er box. Try Dr. A. W. Chase's Canadlan batarrh Cure-- ` take no othcr- it will cure you. For sale by all dealers. -:..-----o`O-------_- or-----000-------- Simply, an Intlmatlon. Oongratulatory Friend'--I hear you have received a. call to _a. prominent church. - - Rev.TMr..-Pemberton--"Ah! I didn t so regard it. -Why, I thought th_ey $1,000 salary?" , A - _. mm...4. ........'+. a call. It was a mere..'1n- obrd . you ` 3`,U,UU_U sa.1u.1'_y 3 . _ That wasn't a call. It was mate, in- timation. - V "V . Oh! And what would you consider to be 9. call? . A . Treble the salary--the ` parsonage in- Q A Lady's Secret. ` T I'd give a. good deal if I had such 9. pure, healthy skin as you have, eaidelady to a fnend. Justlook at mme, all e ots and "Dr. Pie'rc_e a `Golden Medical Die- cleansed my bllocaci, and when tlllxat w 1c was worse an kemooth and healthy, as cover ` . was one, my skm, yours, began to 100 . . A . . n no n! , There is no secret about it was the` ');<;i}r; be'gan' 14 you see it now. -:- -----.----QeQ------- Soolubultyand Spelling. L There is said to be in one of the German waxds of Springeld, Mass, a. liquor club called Wigsenchaftlichekartobl fa.nnen- kuchenV_e__rein." 0119 of t._h_e bv- a.ws__ re- quires that a.mbmbet imust ape `of the club after everydrink; If he! spells it correctly, he" is _aober e_nough and thirsty enough for another dr1nk_. ? . ll th'e nam_e_ OI VH3 ULLIU cuvvn .- . 11: 1 thirsty ar tog ray ve in laws: -_..___-, , A year ago my hcnd was `covered with sores, and the eruption covered my face also, and spread even until the backs of my. hundewere sore. I became weak and 'ill.. Finding no cure I tried Burdock vBl`ood Bit- ters. Two bottles perfectly cureg. me. Sta.te`ment_`-`of Miss _Minni'e Stevenson, Cocayne, N.B. `O. f 7 Iady, I allers ask for what I want, and 1f they have it, and it's cheap, and i s `suitable, and I feel inclined to take 1t, and it ca.u t_ be got `at any place for less, I most allera take in day, as most people d . -For.-pfnfecil _ "` I so to Gruv 6: Co 9. without chaffring all. C7v~* A Model Shopper. ` 9 9! ,, - . o . _ .1. Mn -iv In Bad I-Iumor. '--J -nan V1 IIIVIUIVO I was wzth ._......\A null futon TF9 Greet to". From, the -_ The 339 and `the ~p1o,ugh.ai-e annually making vast inroads into the wildei-nesses. of the western world. - Forests, as if by magic, are. changed into cornelds, and P331310! Swamps and canebrakes - into arable land. But these conquests of in- dustry. are not achieved without loss. Hundreds, aye thousands of the energetic Dlpneers whose labors have caused the wilderness to blossom as the rose, fall a sacrice to the terrible diseases engend- ered by the miasma of the soil. Violent intermittent and remittent fevers, rheum- atism, neuralgia and affections of the stomach and bowels, are the most inevit- able penalties incurred by families who _ settle on new lands. Hence it is that the demand for Hol1oway s Pills and Oint- ment in the far West is so large in pro- portion to the population. The cultivators of the soil on the outskirts of civilization look upon them, and with reason, as _among the prime necessaries of life. In the more densely; populated regions of the West, they are universally considered specics for the diseases we have named ; and every provident farmer takes care to fore-arm his family against the prostrating inuence of an insalubrious atmosphere and climate, by keeping a supply of the remedies constantly on hand. This will be no news to such of our readers as have travelled in the` West. There, as in the North, the East, and the South, the prestige of the medicines is constantly in- creasing,-and Holloway s success in the glorious work of mitigating human suffer- ing, and saving and prolonging human life, is_spoken otamong all classes with wonder and gratitude. We believe that there is_ scarcely a family in Europe that does not keep these medicines by them; the soldier carries them in his knapsack, and the sailor has them always ready to hand in his chest for every case of emergency,either from internal or external complaints, knowing that by the aid of these wonderful medicines he may brave the disease of any climate with impunity. Consumption can Be Cm"-ed. Not by any secret remedy, but by proper, healthful exercise and the judicious use of Scott s'Emu1sion of Cod Liver Oil and Hypo- phosphites, containq the healing and strength- giving` virtues of these two valuable specics in their fullest form Prescribed universally by Physicians. Take no other. ' -4 Soothing a Horse by Song. A minister named M. 0--, who has [since passed into `innocuous desquietnde by falling` from grace, had a circuit in Southern _ Indiana. The horse he rode was a. spirited animal and would not let a. blacksmith shoe him. `tn: I , I , * `I. n .1 VKIIQVIXQIIILUIL IJll\JIJ IIIIIIO ' Tl1e preacher was a great revival'ist,a1id singer of revival songs--nuted for his power ofAscmg, in fact. A- nrv\:+1\` -:11 fkn nnnnfwv con` I1\n.n;.nv`n J\:l_V1UL U&'s)'.IlI5, ll-I tuuvg A smith in the county seat, UlB'CL-I1AfI`O of the circuit,1earnin;,r th:1t tl1e_preacher's horse "would not .-be shod, n1eeting'the{ divine one day jsaid : _ _ ; `ETC -.;.u"` lsuu:-nu I-Ln` `\nwnn.+.\ `K111 n11n;\ 4` 10 the inss ' eyes,- Uut at a lad .. h the UIVLUU U.l_.lU um. _s3cu.u . _ 7 If you _ll bring that horse-to my shop 1 on to-morrow, and follow my instructions, ` I'll shoe him `all round, and it won t cost \ vou 9. cent." A..-.._.I....'I.- LLA uxunnnknu uvnu An 4-{rho yuu u ucuu. Accordingly the; preacher was on time at the emithshop with his refractory steed, and `after the animal had been divested of saddle`, _bla.n-kets, and all but the bridle, _the smith said: A ` ` . e e uxv- ,_ 1, ,1) -_--_..L......- 1..-- 1.1.. ....t.` -1,-mun` 1.116 5l.l.llL.ll. muu . V . ` `N0 w, hold your horse_by the rein, close to the bridle bit, and sing one of "your livel_iest`ca.mp-meeting songs, and when that is ended, strike` up on another, and keep on singing u_ntil-I nish shoeing the horse. ' ` 1 ,1@__-,1 __.z ;. u.. ....L,\.., llUI{Uo The preacher obeyed, and to the aston- `ishment of all, the animal was passive until the work was completed. . 1 A _ LL- L`|....I-.......ZLL Anna]-anr'I #1) ]'naI> nos] I16 uruypuu uuu unuuuu n Luvu, v.auu........b . 1 There, I knew you could sing rel1,c.v,ion.: mto that _horse. A Ubll. hue Wulfn Wan Uu1uyu:wvu- As the blacksmith clinched the last 219.11 he dropped the animal s foot, exclaiming : H'I\Im.... T Irnnur vnn nnnld nina rnlioinn ` Headache Biuousness. Whenever I feel out of sorts, bi1ious,'my liver not working right, or racked with a headache I take Chase s Liver Cure. T here is more real benet from one dose of your Liver Cure than in many bottles of some medicines.-Jno. -McNass>er, Bond Head. 11 -1.` L..- -1` 1\....nn:aJ-I: lIlCulUlllCBo `U I-I\.In u.\.r Sold by all Druergists. Net maid of Burgjsrs. It's a joke on me, of course, but I ll give it to you fellows, said a Cass farm man to a little group in the City Hall yesterday. I have a great fear of burg- lars-. When I go to bed I want to know` that every door and window -is securely fastened. About a mo_nth ago we changed hired girls,.and the new-comer was very careless about the doors 0 nights. On two or three occasions I came down stairs at midnight. to nd a window up or the back -door unlocked. I cautioned her, but it did no good. I therefore determ- ined to put up a job` on her. I got some false whiskers and` an old rig, and one night about 11 o'clock I crept up the back stairs to her room. She was snoring away like-a trooper, but the minute I struck a -match she awoke. I expected a great yelling and screaming, but nothing of the sort took place. -She bounced out of bed with a . `You villain ! on her lips, seized a chair by the back, and before I had made a move she knocked m.e'to my knees. Be- . fore Ioould get out of the room she struck me again, and it was only after I had tumbled down the "back stairs that she gave the "alarm. Then she went through to myroom, rapped on the door and cuollyvannounoed : T u an/r- -'m.mI: nInn.n'A mat nn--I ve lulled 0?`u`\Iar'I.`:!Il13ol`;tl:1`s -`,3(;)1;ease get up--I ve killed. a burglar. _ T ` V A Heavy Burden. Mr. George Russell, of Aurora, Ont, says he was a great sufferer from a running sore of the worst description, `which baled the best medical skill, and his life was a burden. He was cured by B. B.B , to his greats joy and the surprise oflhis friends. V nod Been Moving. ; A boy, otherwise well dressed, attracted the attention of` an Express man on Broadway, yesterday, by his stockings, one of, which was vivid yellow and the other_ a. aming red. Our folks have been moving, he explained, and ma- couldr1 t nd a regular pair of stockings for me, this morning. So I had_ to wear 1Ul' A0 I these. _ Why Is It ? - Why do so many limp and hobble on sticks and crutches, suffering from matism, sti joints, and cords, lame ~__.:.... .1 .~.+.hm- m~.haa_ using and lam` VVIIJ an Au 0 -Why about r'heu- . stiff back, sprains and other aches, pains and lameness, when yard : Yellow Oil, an unfailing re- lief, can purchased at the triing cost of `Lg-nnC-6V "manta V ADVAN CE-A R. A. ])utton s. IQBARS OFSOAP FOR '&_1-( "' A one con? vhab that oulcl con- FURI\'ITURE MANUFVACTURER IN G-. G. SMITH, UNDERTAKER, FOR soul) COMFOR'.!` LUBRI(`,A.'1`ING OILS, r\'nf.1 A1\ RUBBEB, ASBESTOS. :rn.|I'T For : :!`.~"-n`; KIT, _ `$1.5 srvgr `pr, " And all Funeral Requisites Furnished. __ Orders by Telegraph 'or Otherwise, Promptly I ` "' a.ttended to`- . ` G. O. 'DOLMAGE, Mgnager; Stroud. . j V STEAM WORKS AND SHOW ROOM, % R `R. I E , _ .'.=%-2" '. `er. . I 2 .~ . _,-..~./. _y~,.- n -4'-...~.-"s; `I2 ` ._),;.u ` . `1 r` I n 5 | I. :.~.- I "-f==/ `K - , *:~.\_ . , - ?:>[,.a;'::`.\" Q nagza ,. . . 1* . , ' 9 ' , QAF 4 S _ 354:` `Ml YDMNYU ' s moi}- 'smal 5 4. LL 150,000 `if? W0.00!0!AF!IE!1= C`-ROQ-UET smite, > __-_- JOSEPH g.EnnT0N, Two Doors West of Queen's Hotel, Barrie. BOOKS AND STATIONERY - 1"f\T T {A 'R(1'l'`. V AR TETY.' ' I`:U --------:0: "' V 5,-:|:-c`>vEsz s'1'ovEs- 2 2 I 1 ALL THE MOSTAPPROVED MAKES, WITH `THE LATEST AND BEST FURNISHINGS [ - A % AT -MA_NUFA_O'I`URERS ` PRICES. 1'n1:ncr nr Avmnm Put Mills on ohn Street, Barrie; 1p in hour, \01'd~: . IHJILCI twhich thexighest pricewill be paid in Cash or Goods. A ' choose from at manufacturers M soUT13:s1DE~ DUNLOP STREET, NEXT DOOR TO THE }CAN1_'_0N TEA STORE. ._.___..__.;g; SLEEP on THE woven WIRE MATRTASS. MILL sUP1g.ms. IIIIBEU I5 I Ql_IlI I vs: v v--g--.-- - - __ _ . ___,_ _ _ _ n at short notice. A full stock of Iron Pipe for Steam, Water and Gas,Globe Valves, Stop and Check Valves; Steam 0811268. and Wa.terG1n.sses. All work in thisline - - V promptly attended to. ' no.9.) JOHN rmxrox M|L1LS S GELEBRATEB summon-zs a -4..- Gnnvn urn mo nn nnmn-lnhA`Vn1vnn, spams Ann summan coons ALL NEW. #_ .._--A. BARS OF DINGMANS E ELECTRIC SOAP FOR: Zl'IIIII_I-Ii` I-II`: ._. _____ ___ . .-.,; VCOFFINS AND CASKETS 01*` ALL KINDS ` ` b In stock or Mad to Order. ` 7 Grape, 1LifL loud, *1 eyes. have uNDERTAK5m FOOT ' BALLS, SAWS, MILLBOARD, 62:0,,` CARPENTER AND JKMESEWILKINSON, Proprietor. SYI:E:1 M FI'I"I`INGS, -r\f\A(`1L'1 _-, 1L)L\JL1 i'I`AL,IAN HEMP, &c, BEL I`INGi,%BABBlT METAL, Sold by l).D()UGALL, -]; ASE BALLS AND BATS, % ~ . LUNCH BASKETS, TN` LEGE V::R*3?Y.'- 000 . .1. HE NDERSON S. iioT.4)T '11- 1 l.LI\JII..;, BRASS and IR()N PACKING, .9. Algrge stock of superior goods t'o rers pnces. OF MARKET BUILDING. ,;uLU.l U the i4`unera1s furnished com- and prices .always in `plete. Caskets and Cof- ns of various designs stock. All orders will re- cefve careful attention. fcongregatlonal Church, GDLLIERTST. BARBIE. OPPOSI'i`E THE RVUB-BER BALLS, ' has of T JOHN PLAXTON 10-1) THE Nolmusnu Anvnuca PRINTING HOUSE, DUNLUP ST.. BARBIE, HAS UNRIVALLED T FACILITIES `PROMPT AND TASTEFUL EXECUTION IBIIIIKANIIJIIBPIIINTINE. CARD& JJ.l.'ll..I.J.'lJ.\.' VJ] fRECEIPT& CHECK& ORDER&3 ENVELOPES i 1 respectfully` solicit an opportunity to furnish estimates for all kinds of \ } W work in all the styles of printing, such `NOTE HEADINGS, LETTER HF:ADI1\ GS, ' ` MEMORANDUMS. WEDDING INYITAATIUNS, - WEDDING CA1 {DS, VISITING c.w.[;s ;M'EMORIAM CARDS, ' % PROGRAMS, 7 ORDERS `OF DANCE, [ ' MENU cups, BOOKS AND PAMPHLETS, `AT TORONTO PRICES. DEEDS, E F MORTGAGES, ` CHATTEL MORTGAGES, A J QUIT CLAIM DEEDS, ASSIGNMENTS OF MORTGAGE AGREEMENTS OF EQUITY OF REDEMPTION; . ' STATUTORY LEASES. FARM LEASES, RENEWALS OF . CHATTEL MORTGAGE, DISCHARGE OF F ther, (ling one nish~ ASSIGNMENTS OF CHATTEL MORTGAGE. _ ABSTRACTS OF TITLE, ETC. DIVISION COURT BLANKS, MAGISTRATES BLANKS, SURROGATE CUURT BLANKS, CONSTABLES BLANKS. Blank Forms of any kind printed to order. ;POGKET DIREGTORY ! courr __o|:McoE, w-v---- -_, FOR 1886, Published by the Proprietor, S. Wesley, Barrie. Copies 25 `cents at the oice ; or `sent by mail, postpaid, on receipt of that sum. ` ' THE NORTHERN ADVANCE Is the best One Dollar Weekly Published in the County of Simcoe, and has the largest` circulation. ls. WESLEY, Publishar and Propriator JUDICIAL DISTRICT PQSTERS-Pla.in and Ornamental. -0F ORDERS OF ALL CLASSES 0F-- ` C0310 hero 9! orite cross BLANI{ FORIVIS STATEMENTS, BILL HEADS, NOTE CIRCULARS, LETTER CIRCULARS. I`|ITYI)7'l'|C4 `DODGER& ` FLYERg --$TEAM-- -- -FOR 'r1-n:-- Alwaybs kept in stock --01` THE: A full line of A full line at all prices. MORTGAGE. U34 made SALE OF LAND HOUSE LEASES. SNIPES, ETC. -LABELS. went cause 11.535 ER 130 ecu F t-`-. bsave` vb ull Fe of U1 4 { with `, l.\.u . with ' unlgu hniu. you get it In! (absently) :` rst week of .1 *SIiilol'1's C` cwmp,houph A sale by John n..J:., .-\ Hun W1.,L,t `.urm an eugugeumm. s .uu ab3c{11_y ) 5 <]ngagement? No; the M `m.k.(,f ._mi= honeymoon. * w.\`liiloli`s (`urc will immediately relieve slim. !lIl'_[ cougli and bronch1t1s. V For u.,up,\ 1 i, _ sa1L.1,,- John \\ nods, Barrle, and M. J.- H;.mlin., .\l'la1`itlI\1i - T V ' ' T __ _ ' Urcusml ti-..ns.~i's are fasluonable among the .\'u\-.' \'u~.-la HWCHB. Now, If they lwlll ` Ugly pm the ;jw:Ll of app1:ova,1_ `on baggy 9 l;nccs_ l:'1l~y um cnllllt us In with the1_n.- ` _ .. 1 u,- being.S-k_d " .L-oat, replied - , 2.. Lin \ .['u;s.|, L\1'-" - ,, ., ,,m,iI1tcx1 yL'1ll`5.- ' ' ` '.\ \'a<.'11 Injector free with each bottle of g} ],]1'g ("Lt'u'rh Remedy. Price '50 cents; , 1: - * ` I-`.rrsa1eb.V . . lhmlm, _\1lzu1J.u1n. - m,'y,- \ud that scar, Maj0r- Did >. - ` _ I! t'.ur1I1q engagement? .He ~:nl ':C.t. 1 HL`n.mnnmnnf, 7 N0 : the .lnlm Woods, Barrie, and M." J. `that Lczul we . A .'-lI aL-1-;n1g+;xul<," a lasting and fragrant perfume. | r1uu'. -)a,u(l`50 cents. For sale 1); ? Juhn Allandalv. _\ s`m1e\\1}m 1 uhztt wasthe matter with his being uslm .. 1 L'l'.unr\|u\i\I n `f h 9 V . man f, 11,; \\v1:nrL', Barrie, and M. J. Hamlin . ` . - I t weztther-beaten tramp " 2 114 ' So win` is that u Mrs, 'l`i.:nr ; yr?=.1Tarc-: r.f1a_.I to K I [Uh ..,\. tollct J11 xury skm dxsense. .;-5:; has `~:'.-uxuwcd the ball ! A nun. Ilrl mun U) U uuu vv -.:ux.~`, ....~--_--, ---~`--. .31. `J H. \!nHI, _-Hlandale. V,`-~zn..'.;I`!nfLtirI1 {lled every breast in Shzuxtytvuxvxn \V1_l(:lb1 thevleft-elder of the W." M x1i1'1(- mmea from the enclosure w:':c1'o.- Hm 1.1111 had been battered 1 Y61"11 EIELYIVU 1-:rc:{11 lcr game, fcllys. Finne.rty s rI.-m- W. (.\..1- 1';-ica McGrcgorA 85 1 arke's - :V2s:".3iir- ( `. mm for sums of uny kind? It is be- 3`rn~.i (10111,-I 1hu vmy host '1n'cpuration in th0 mnx'xI furln-u'li1I ;.: and Curing Sores, Burns. (`M9 | II.nlm.x Hint:-hnu nn in [h onlv DI'0'v A ivwdors v ' or` fretful, 'lQ,_\.\ 7`-W c holluu ` go fl long way, -\s sweet as lmn H11). _\`ct; 0)? is Dr. Lowas sure to destroy an leasant ` - (1 XDe1 \\'1)rI11 Ry \ym`n1s. . Forty rmls make on b ` T 6 1'0 mil often make one civicfd, but one rod. he small -boy Gpeclally in the case 01 t It call-do no 113 'rs"\'hcn _\m L. H , rm to try Fr . 1u'.`\d`t H` Cllihl is `a?:1gl1n f3.W70!`m ' 9V6rish 'hMlK('II|)I`h1`uHl|.f unu Uurlng aorcs, Duruu, <-ml. J';1..ph-.~x, ,1.5loI-Inca, and is the only DPO-g mm M ; .1~` 0 b1'cAcid. Boldat :\10ni\ l`1.;LI:(':~.(lJl'lt1Il:Z}313;?) 15:3-I"z'.'3;.` per box. 11-23 -Down you know how ma-D) th1'99 llllm.-:1 tun is! ' Now, Harry, said the Ititc1u_:1`,ifn1;0 loaf of bread cost ten fwrxts, \m_ul three cost thirty cents? ":\Iuybc 14) at yum` bakery ; but W9. deal <\';'.h 9, <;x1art<.-r. ' V` The L'hi<::u,;w 1uter'()cean: makes the Iullowmg ummnncement: The cheap- buku-r that-. gives three: for 9; eatlnxury mu can buy is`the Intez-`Ocean ` fwH`1ft.~L-nccnts a week. Our. telephone .n'-.nubcris six'ty., Indeed! We didn't 1 L}12ttt}1U' Inter Ocean publ_i8h6dT 9: . U:1ep1m'ne umuher.: This W ialor-4-r1.ify`.t]l&'tI have used McGrc8 BSL|`!`rlU (`nu-n ('nv- Ihrnnnnuin nn IJVBI` Why il hound .7 go long `~ em rouonm{aF amp , n I an . 4 ' I ' OUTCK (>I"B `.5`jz,f:`-.3; tflggt i) h8{)`c(;)gI518':e(!1),DJ(vll IAVGI` L'0"IIJlu':nr. um! do honest y say that if it cost H-' um: hundrr.-rl dullnrs ($100.00) I} b0tt'.6 I `~`~0u1d nu `'JdTtiK0ml man all the medicines I ever `used: `W 1'1,-I: ' 1 be without. It, as it. has`done me. I like {L new mun--Y0ll"B truly ALEX iSTE"31. (_?m~lL-ton l lu(-(2 Ont. This medicine 15 org - ' V . . -- k-. mangzlci ut..)(Ju/. uml M00 per bottle at M9332 NHL Htmm. man's l)1'u;;.` _. (g\f,_ `In skin He (after . .,\Iixe`,1_]..t 8. I`Ia1'd3173l;nE 512251 Company) . I . um (innocently) _ grlrilan in` the IS" av N10 , Dolble /_ __,_.:u.Li)U|':- 11 rp man` #39 . _. w `it. Bl)1'u;,' 51010,. la lawyer to 3 W - 1\If_ \Vhit0, 83' . pP" . tune these egg in N10 b(;;X `(Lt the latlg: , - J j , aspect! M ,9 111 were 6%-<,~I`_tt<.-(1 .8,"/"1 M-Br HYOU` we y- i_1 nut . in 4 . . you hat are . . And W U11 ) _ now7(" - l'an*=~ 95 me. V . ' choly rcp1Y- ` , (foul?- ., , 4301114115! Hue lxm;-at H-m( I13 f0` .\\'hoox- is Mo . cw`! cdy Cllltaisy no rem. - mg (.Ul)`g}?"`p}();i!(r)]l(\l. There i_S ,. uregox-`s nun: ` ."'- - `iX1l`._\'iufI|""" / j Ids. `~p'. - - . - '30UEh5v C10 M T110 I'l`Y11("1" ;)}l0|Cl|it-'18! ( 'g'I'1O remedy .\\'h0()xu.|[]g (`UU`g]? Ound. Lunar` `'.`p.mg Hy one o m L-..\;inmnr:c UOD` '4' inggwclicn C0111 } ~ Lung _ -Greg 9 ts coxnIJ0i -'7 ML `pg-_1nr1, so t` v ever) v-0-taken ld 0 ;01m 9} ), F0211 for yourggw M Ihinvunnl \'011lnL\`f3t-C ill be the 9 . :_;m1g`i., :md`yo11rUP"0n W nkman. hll\\r10h:W . b log by G00` Mo, 11`23 .`101d311.30c.1m 1-C91-00 1: 111.1. l)ru;zx,;i.~.I. toes - u\V1mLdo you ask foil` P232 peddle? `. . - an of 94 Pass m6rm' qmcd .u om bushel, _ 1.: "Two thousand dollars 9' . trie,` rush 1'ra<:i0us` lliut aint that 9* they a1'9 Yessnm ;' but `then you we peach-blow. A . _ 7 GiV.. re , me four bushels. ' j . t. ' j is *9 be 0 uBedA," viz . -Ari: 35011 `m .-m.st1'1mtim1, 1 u.n,.... '.'.n;:.; -, uI.u Hui T-Elli?-1.`. June 3; rm can see! .\llu1:u.ux. 1: av: \'m_'1: ]<;wc1ls. Wi1l `HI i1lUf(`1\1 approval `on (sud f1'..n1s:i`s aionxgv 131-\ y in .1 V5.1-;, (':1tnl`rh Remedy-a. positive :xt:mn, Vdiphthc-r121 and canker IV.!r;=alu.1y John Woods, Barrio, Ii L i='.:.u1`.iu,Allztxxdzlle. _ m_v!;~2*V:s::x:`. Mar 'friend,;Miss "High- ; wixh considerable success 1`. .\2;r;'ic.:. ls, eh? Oltlfl to she is singing?" "Yes ra: _\uu `made miserable by indigestion .r.*.ivn, C117./.ir1eas, 1088 Of 3Ppet`t9 3.~`.4in 3 .\`hi1oh sT\.'ita1iz':r is a. positive |"r sale: by John VVOOG-9.; B3-T1719: and- `[r.|..`.n. \nh:`n1D n... Hm. 1'1. Thayer, of Bourbon-,T A. ~ "l'..Lh myself and wife owe_ our \"m1}.'.-=. (`onstlniptinn Cure. -For Minx \\'om1s, ] :arrie,~ anal M.` .`S1}i1lAlkL1L'. - I 7 My :1 crunpliruetxt is` rarely made uf .\'~,'ducy Smith to his friends, [4110 and -Mrs. Cum) 1 Ah ! there nu.-- -..... ....\..'1..1 1.... Int '. Ha . ru . (in[]()clgn:'lFy;7lluAu|u..., , ` ll. v`.`? 6.`. I`? H0 UH `JVl}'H. L/UILU - LII; u tfgnvnv --1iuccntl't1mt everyone would be` mu-,= and the tie that no V one the time that the straw hat museit dld not succeed in its ,_,\'eve1nber te be felt. w s'.\`u1phur Soapis a delightful ry as wt.-11_ asa good curative for ready oarch long from ; mp of `loath I-7-nu 1 1*; Q1`); HELL Wild bun luucuuua "nan sun ` lnsmmlia; it hasn't had ' 1886. L5 lg . .u . w.'x11' cemetery in India. is 2 ..\1.sin==; epitaph :T Sacred ` ..i,. liev. missionary,- rJ.e.i`cL1 by his chowkidar. :1,.'-ML1 and fziit-hful fsor-? l.'lIiLllLl:l.:_ Uu \:v\.'L~y Lllvvynu u. 1-. {It nc-Vol` fa11_s to cure, .\\'uods, B;LI'l`lG, and M. J. |/ ' , . um] liyur cnmplinint you mrz1ntee_ on-every b_ott,1c of ._. .. l'...'1p. J-A /lnuvvn 1 --ou` Sl1iloh s Cute K-l.`.` r(-li-f.- Price 10 ct8.`, ~k.reale by John Woods,- H:L_mliu, Allzmtlal. ` . ff me \\`l1QIl,l.l1bO 1i1i1CS' lime Stone Blackwell in 2 1`im(s- De1uncra.t; . Alice y :=,."cti: ` _Li_l:1cs bloom is2_1_l than only for a. few 1 -~~We11, Johnny, howvare "2 at school?" Johnnvozo "I started on third; but I . -- Fond parent: Glald 1' V-6 ittle ime I I am an expensive dealer in fine horses, buy and sell as many as any man in New England. I use exclusively in my stables Giles Liniment Iodide ammonia and Giles Horse Powders to cure distemper in young.` cattle, sore throat, fevers, remove splints, puffs and wind-galls. The Doctor's reme-. dies are what I rely `on; no horse dealer should be without them. Frank Griswold, West Randolph, Vt. Sold by W. C. Mc- Lean. ' The Anglican Bishop of Peterborough ` is a great orator. At the close of his great speech on the Irish Church he sat_ l down amidst atempest of cheering, and : being somewhat urried, he took up Wil- r berforce s hat instead of his own ; but, as he was about to put it on, Sam,_" stretch- ing out his hand, said, .We will exchange Lnnpln .3 vvr.I'| `:`rA `\II`-'I1l\+ Rafa "I us ululug ave yoh any pain 2 Use Fluid Lightning. It will cure you the instant it is applied. Try it. 250. per bottle at Monkman s Dru Store. 11-2 Zeno, the `stoic, used .the following method to convince his servant that he ought not to steal.. Don't whip me, master_!" exclaimed the man, as Zeno was I about to punish himfor a theft. t It was t fated that I should steal. And also that I should whip you, answered the stoic, as he laid on the lash. . Ullo, Jones? You in P;:'is`l" "Yes ; I've just run'over for a holiday.; "Where's your wlfe ? Couldn't come, poor dear. u Had to stay at home on ac- count of the baby ? Why Nut holiday will be half spoiled !" Yes. .Mean to stay twice as long, to make up ! ' Have you Toothache ?. Use Fluid Lightning.` Have you Rheumatism? Use Flui Light- ni i a've you 5 sun Joint? Use Fluid Light- II D ' 1 {Elva vou Neuralgia? Use Fluid Lightning. Have you Lumbago? Use Fluid Lightning. Are you troubled with Headache `? Use Fluid Li hfning. ave vnn nnv nnin '2 `Han wlnaa 1'.ar..m...:..... llllll Ill lllI|l\-I, HGLLI V! U VVLII. V ixixads 1f you like, butgxiot hats. V Holloway's Pills. The Great Need.--The blood is the life and on its purity depends our health, if not our existence. " Those Pills` thoroughly cleanse this vital fluid from all contamina- etions,'and by that power strengthen and invigloi-ate the whole system, healthily stimu-c late, sluggish organs, repress over-excited action, and establish order of circulation and secretion throughout every part of the body. The balsa-mic nature. of Ho1loway's Pills commends them to the favour of debilitated mul nervous constitutions, which they soon resuscitate. They dislodge alliobstructions, l _bo_th in_the'bowels and lSeV\'llCl`,' and are, on that account, muchsought after `for pro; moting regularity _of action in "oung females and delicate persons who are naturally weak, or who from some cause have become so. to hear it, son. Alwaysetry to be at. There is fty cents for your industry. Johnny: Ain't that nice? I )! t to get higher yet." Fond parent : Hig er? How can you get higher than first ?e Johnny : Easy enough. I can get to be short stop or pitcher. T2..-.. IVVV ., -_-, -- ,.,.....-.. Liver Complaint Causes Dyspepsia, Indi. gesti n, ' s ' A Liver Complaint Causes Sick Headache,` D'zziness, lvbiver Complaint Causes All Kidney Trou- b as, Liver C`-omp1aint`_Causes Three fourths of all disease. C Liver Complaiut is cured by Dr. Chase's Liver Cure. Sold by all Druggists. "U110, J ones? You Paris `IL I've inst run mum 4-`m. .. ..1:.:....n -v . Satised With Them. Let me seesomo of -your black kid bglovesf sald Mrs. Snuggs to a. clerk at a. Fxfth avenue store. These are not the latest styles, 'a.re_thev-?"` she asked, when the gloves were produced`. ``\7.--- -marina-n vInr\`;t$rl H14: l'.]`1(_ WA U16 {lOV(. B were: pn_:uu_uw.;u.. Yes, .mo.da.1n,A replied the clerk, we have had them in stock only two days. . I d1dn't,think they were, because the \ fashion paper says that black kids have ` tan stitches, and vice verse. I see "the tan stitches but not the vice verse. ' , ,I__,I_ -_...1..:.....,1 Ln&'unn vn-run. WAR