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-9:---+o--..._ . {_;!.._1:9np yii;V Pins. (1 omtment. `r1......1.... T....--_____ m VV UL lvu alnvuavua nu. ...n. There 13 probably no better relaxing remedy for stiff joints, contracted cords, and painful congestion, than Hagyard s Yellow Oil. It cured Mrs. John Siddell, of Orton,` Ont., who was aficted for years with con- traction of the bronchial pipes and tightness of the chest. It is the great remedy for in- - ---1 _.. ---L-_nnI nnnn 01 um Uucau. Lu no -mu. ,_. ternal or external pain. Healthy Exercise. Hello, Jones ! How an ongand healthy you have grown since last we met 1 av... n:,.1, rm m1]f.iva.tinQ mv muscle have grown SILICU Luau we may 5 Yes, Dick, I'm cultivating my preparatory to become a. pugilist. Feel of that arm. , "What are you doinq ? I m working in a. jeweler- s store. . Pshaw! How can you increase your muscle by such light work as that ? Easy enough. I wmd all the Waterbury watches in the entire establishment. A Fortunate Escape. Mrs. Cyrus Kilborne, Beamsville, Ont., had what was supposed to be a cancer on her nose. She was about to submit to a cancer dooto1 st treatment, when she con- cluded to try Burdock Blood Bitters, in~ ternally and externally, a few bottles of which entirely cured her. Fired by a. Meteor. New Yonx. May l6.-The bark Vi- dette. from Cienfuegos, which arrived to- day, reports that on May 5, at '1 30 a.m., in fine clear weather, the vessel was set on n g__ u... ......:.. um In; a meteor. Bv in tine clear weatner, we Venous Wuuuvu .... re in the main top by a meteor. By prompt action the re was put out. The meteor seemed like a re rocket, lighting` up the vessel throughout, and in less than 10 seconds the masthead was .in full blaze, There are very few things` in this life of which we may be absolutely certain, but this is oneof them : that Dr. Pierce a Pleas- ant Pnrgative Pellets have no `equal as a cathartic in deran ements of the liver, atom- aoh and bowels. hey are very small and their action is pleasant. Purely vegetable, serfeotly. harmless. 25 cents a vial. All ruggists. - --n_1..L-no V" "l'9C' ' ' The New Greek Ministry. `ATHENS, . May V20,-'1`he new Ministry has been formed as follows . M. Valvio, Premier and Minister of J uatice ; General Petmizas, Minister of. War ; M. Miadalis; Minister` of Marine ;v M. Louriotis, Minia- ter of Foreign Affairs`; M. Avierinoe, Minister of Finance ; M. Venizelos, Min- inter of I_!`.duca.ti0n M; Popamiohalop'ou- ~:i e:-i.' T A Reid of mialiiugnani . children, ranging from 6 to 18 years of - .........,.a..a `nim within tlu-oe_weeka,~ and _ L-..- ' - 4 T It may be usful that the ya.rd s ram being on record. he used internelly an-om E! H Y cures aches, pains, 3% lit. for the` reader to know upular preparation e ow Oil has prove edy for deafnes lime or well as e known as Heg- mm, and "may The great secret of beauty to sure blood. Eruptions and blotehesthst gure; the 11!` on thee may be qu' kly cured by - 1` Heath of Portland, Blood_Bittsrs. Annxe certies thst she was cured by sitar suering -for; two years. -------O-%O---"-- -o-n-ai- rm-;or::d.;'Z.:?`:.e:g'; 2: this remedy, Worth Remembering. L _LL-._ ausful the` reader in nu... ulnr Eag- proved a sovereign deafness, many certied cures cord. Hayardis Yellow Oiloleo ,pa.ina, an lameness, may .. _ ._-Ilr-- t'n1I:wgfd1y._~ : P .`10 of: of ty at or man Ann 1=mms.1 rnnms wnxcn mun: _ yvon;.n.;:1x._ `r T ' mm am trunk: for the Snrlnn -_!n .. an-9. VIC Aet s. 1'} , , :51;vt'he duck of a bonnet" that makes a young girl's -head swim. Qn `nun nu Inst` 1...... T.....-1.. ....... ....-.3- LL- Tb .i)'e:;l; uf) a. cold or cough or its ill re- sults there is no better _remedy than Hag- vardfs Pectoral Balsam. Remains to be? se en-T-A'nVyV day `at the` Morgue. " Te .. L1... u.:|....1- -2 - L___-.L)' u__L_-_1_`-_ u Juuus 511-1. 5 -uuuu uvuul. _ So far as we know, Jonah was made the rst Secretary of_ the Interior. \`| _L! . ! `nus: I -U I ` "*0 " "" """"" l I Nalliollall Pills ate. su_g.'lr.coa._ted_, mild but 1 thorou h, and are thbest Stomach-and l Liver. ill in us_e'. M . A minister not long ago preaelled from the text,t Be ye therefore steadfast. But the printer made him expound from Be ye `there for breakfast. tiae{>}L;i.w 13; ; u"1i{ur S;p'?J{i>i1;1y Heat, Nettle Rash, Scaly Eruption, Itch, and all diseased conditions of the skin. 1J>{re$ ix; 1&t}3.'J;}.':'3M ."L1on`es, can you tell me which constellation the sun will enter next 7 Can t, Sir. Professor :-Correct, the constellation of cancer. T I` II a I .n. I up 1 '1`heA1'ZaV;t->Ml:v-s'<)tl1i_x-1'gs which I positively will not eat for supper, said Gubbins. `_ And what are they I `asked his friend. Breakfast and dinner, was the replv. `I'T__ 1 \_,_B `I`,,_) 1'! 1 I VIIII IIKJL 0 Fever, Colic, unnatural appetite, fretfu1- ness, weakness, and convulsions, are some of the effects of Worms in Children ; destroy the worm; with Dr.` Low : Worm Swap. 1!`? "3r}i}}gi{ o}LiuI"eyt1({{tw1{.;.'ou are hunting bison," said the old hunter. How low '1" asked the tenderfoot. Buf- falow, replied the old hunter, without a- struggle. nu '9-n-'1, 111; Y\!__- l`|_ 1).._J-._J `D- The Tide Water Pipe 00., Bradford, Pa.., always keep 3 stock of Giles Iodide. Ammo- nia Linunent on hand. It is a necessity and achieves wonders in all forms of horse tton-. bles. Sold by W. O. McLean. ,, _ -1 - .1 Rh! nnn -_ arnum says he has wastei $5,000 on boomerangs. This is singular as most people believe that all the money invest- ed by the great showman in boom haran- gues has paid big dividends. Never nlrug the stomach. with nauseating and weakening expectorants and opiates; Hagvard s Pectoral Balsam is pleasant and reliable in its effects, and safe in _all throat and lung complaints that, if neglected, end in consumption. . - - , 'mr_LL ;.. . u`I'\:_1 .....-v .. .,...........,..._. . Proof positive Mother :-.Did you steal the cake, Johnnie? .Johnme :- No, ma a.m. Did I Maudie 7 Maudie (who got a piece of the cake): No, deed mamma. I saw him didn t ! ,,,~.1 uauunanuuuu .. ..-~. __-._ The Great Source of [Consumption and many wasting forms of disease, is scrofula. lurking in the system. The true specic for this condition is found in Burdock Blood Bitters; that medicine puries the blood and builds up the enfeebled frame. Why were you not at church last Sunday, Clara 7 asked Amelia. I couldn t 20; didn t have anything to wear. I shall go next Sunday if my sack , as urn. I ..n.. can`? 1-nlinvinrm thing. W831`. 1 anuu gu uunu uu-nu-.1 H --.v_ _ is. done. Oh! you sack relxglous __,__. ;_..q'.: mr..n........... o. D...1u~. a | lluau Have you ever tried McGrcgor 8:, Pa:-ke s Carbolic Ccrate for sores of any kind? It is be- yond doubt the_ very best preparation in the market for heahng and Curing Sores. Burns. Cuts, Pim lee. Blotohes, and is the only pro- Rgr metho of applying Carbolic Acid. Sold at onkman'e Druz Store for 25c. Der box. 11-23 He was looking for a rich wife and thought he was on the trail. I love you, he said. to her, in rich`, warm -tones, more than I can tell you in words. You'd better try gures, she replied, ,-I_1I__ _ L-.. -1. nun: ~nnI- an rnvnnn Q. 5}"; 5- but I r i ling iicult, co`151"y';' looked. lUUlIU\Av This is to oertity that! have `used MoGreg ior s Sueedy Cure for D spepsia s and Liver Complaint, and do honest y say that it it cost me one hundred dollars ($100.00) a bottle I would not be without it-, as it has done me more ood than all the medicines I ever used, and I eel like a. new man-Your~s truly ALEX. STEEL. Carleton Place, Ont. This medicine is for sale at 50c. and $1.00 per bottle at Monk- man's Drug Store. - 11-32 How is your husband 1 inquired a good neighbor of a woman rushing up the street. Hejust died, poor fellow, about ve "minutes ago," replied the. broken- hearted wife. ,`.`Where are you going? Can I `help you ? responded .the kind neighbor. N 0' thank you. Just going to the insurance office for the money, was the answer. -.--..-: _ graphs for the Se:-!oua-'.l'he Beat the Sglsaors can Find. All played out-Open air Vconcerts. Weights that are da.rk--The coal deal- The latest remedy for Couighs, Colds, Croup, Whoopin Cou h, Bronch tis, etc., is Mc- Gregoi- s ung Iompound. There is no remedy in existence containing an one of the active ingredients composing M c regor's Lung com- pound. so do not say 7011 have taken every- thingluntil you have tried this for out cold or coug , and your opinion will be e same as all who have used it. viz. that it is the best. Sold in 50c. and $1.00 bottles by Geo. Monkman D1-uggist. V ` _ 11-23 What do on think of the strike, Csdley '3" hat strike, dosh boy '3 The street cars, you know. Do "you mean those, aw, contwivsnces that are howled on two twscks by hswses and, a. lot of. fellows hanging on all ovaw them like, aw, twick monkeys '3, "The same. I didn't hesh of any thing stwiking them. Was it a hsnsom aw s twuok '1" Have you Toothache? Use Fluid Li htnlng. Have you Rheumatism? Use Flui Light- ` e ' Zlive you a sun` Joint? Use Fluid Light- I: . h vs you Neurslgis? Use Fluid Lightning. Have you Lugnhogo 1 Use Fluid Lightniung , 3 _'_!L`I. ap\:|AlhtI`|l\ 0 [a 11' Aug nvvo yvn -aw--- ..- __,- Store. . . 'l1-23 , The Polar Sea a myth. One of the most intelligent views of Arctic exploration is `furnished by Serl geant Bramard, of the Greely expedition. He says that they found nothing to show that the open polar sea exists. He believes it a myth. The space beyond their highestppoint of exploration and the pole, he says, is open in places a little while ata time, but this space opens and shuts arbitrarily, and any vessel trying to enetrate it may meet the fate of the roteus, and be `crushed at any moment. On the other hand, it cannot be traversed by sledges, because the open waterimight `come .and mallow them up. He says ` there is much yet to be done in exploration, and properly supported and supplied at a xed station, a party could stay there a long time. Hadthe Greely party remained . at its station it would have been alive to- ,1__'_ 1-- LI... nnnudninnl ll!` `I181 "Hive Neurelgiu use 1I`1u1u. ulguuuug. Lum Lightning. Are you troubled with Headache '2 se Fluid i Li ht 1 . _ . n ism any pain '1 `Use Fluid Lightning. . 1:35? cure you the instant it is epplie . d Try it. 250. per bottle at Monkman s Druzg SCOPO. 7 g V _ '11 its station 115 woum nave uuuu nun: UV` day, forcuthe. provisions and fuel would have held out. But the returned accord- ing to ordera, -foiledto nd: the provisions and fuel they "expected" below, and so miserably perished. ` `DBLUBF llfy UEULUD D119 I.v1.nu.vug tor she was not so green as she mnnzxormnmi; AnvA1s1_eE lgnumng. rhtning. Jae 51%. A. %])utt0n s. I9 BARS OF SOAP FOR 3: Eon soul) COMFORT '`V"`' J FURNITURE MANUFACTURER. IN REAR OF MARKET BU-ILDIEE. l_.E'E_g_%H"I`();;V, G.%c+.sM1'rH, UNDERTAKyR, ALUBRICATING OILS. t'\fI'\I"'.` AR lwoom Wool! woom RUBBER; ASBESTOS, TFIVATT FILES AND EMORY GUMMERS,] B A R R I E ~ |wooLLEN AND KNITTING MILLS 150,000 ? W".9%!%.W!In9: _ - - 7 . For which the highest price will be paid in Cash or Goods. choose from at manufacturers Nails, American Locks, Knobs, Hinges, L l Paints, Oils. Glass, Putty, :Axes, Saws---LX (Tut, Hand, Panel, Rip, Chain, Rope, Lanterns, Lamps, Coal Oil, Jones Spades, Shovels, Scoops, I Breech and Muzzle Loading.Shot` Guns, Spurting Ries, `Winchester, Kennedy. Colts, " Bob Runners,S|eighsShoe Steel. 1 A soLelAaau1'sjI=o3 1'1 -`u=."m=.v:nsi3|.: wovaxvlne Dobn MAT. . . -u-as-r1:: 111$, 1':r|:2 (5g_ _ mIL5 I'hI'|lI I VII Y`_T1Z$IIuu - -- - _ ----_ - _ ,_ -Put nut Iliortnotloo. A.`tnll:tookot Iron Pipe to 8tea.m,Wator and G33 Globe Valves. 8 mad chock Valves; Steam Games. and H .ntqrGluaeI._ All work in this line _ , , vromptayqttandedto. 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WESLEY, Publisher and%Proprietor POSTERS-1 1ain and Ornamental. --OFAORDERS OF ALL CLASSES OF-- ed. the reside. ray, are g`.`61T" ` had- ake ' ms. w I either JUDICIA L DISTIRICT STATEMENTS, BILL HEADS, ' NOTE CIRCULARS, LETTER CIRCULARS. l`l1'`I"I \fI'\(`1 BLANK F()R1VIS -STEAM-- DODGERS, FLYERS] ----FOR TH r;--- Always kept in stock ----OF THE--- A full line of --o1=~ 'rm--- [:;;s'a: :`_ A full lihe at all prices. MORTGAGE. SALE OF LAND HOUSE` LEASES. sxxmgs, ETC. Uuvw, 'n atlast, 1ikehnur- ' 6 want. think so V-`Ll. \,._.. vvaula . oup -La, know it- t.'e f_ac>. But. ` at ybu, Hlt `goes ` the ole VVIBX, (la F3 bright warp up g down \-\(I- I y, hold- the fire. iliko Mr. \...I V10! 1 A- risn, '34 night, ' u L his fast, I , _`I_l...,.. mom the ng after -I -u. nu- kirig f_or ` Hou whine n- LllLU'l Du Vitb Ms` lame- i you lib V tllu, V. :1! '. CM'. \ 'l'1`.om,r1:]n1' [11`ar`ier1y meefting of, the ,'<.,~.:IhHi111L:uc U1sfI`ict Sons Of Temperance he held 111 the v \ W 11826 of Stroud t m-rruw evening. ` . ~ V 0' Says the Sgmtixlel 2-A travell ` \h!`~.)1l'_f11. Beeton the other day ':(!)`oI_{g0gl1 co.-nsuq of fulilld `.35! cows and 0113 man on - the atde Centre street at 2 pm and " J 0 vmlk.` ` Walk. . - soc um! all wool Sun for 81 at Gray .\ 4 o`.~. .Vlen s bugs. ' The Coldwater Investigator says that an 4 tiicial of the Salvation Army visited that 1,. ace last week. `He was a good speaker, you could hear hnn from the barracks to the station. `Qev, George Webber dehvered a lecture jnthe Methodist chnrch, Brad`ford,vlast night. The subject was `The Times in \\`11ich`\Ve Live. The sublect was wide 1 1'-..` Au.-. Inn!-nv-an nmcn "U w'v- *'" " Q-m',ug}; for` fty lectures. . n tIl'Il\ nut-Inll for Ana Condensed into Interesting `pm-3,. . graphs for Advance Readers who _ Like The Marrow of the Meat, - s ave a lock-up. six s:c}1m11(`!`&! arrived in Midland f1-(Em ;j},i;;;_ro last. week. ` 'l`uttcn}wn1 s. \[um1stux1: is to h 'Ihc 7'1r11..;jeL1 ly tire on the 16th. ' `ted to be successful. ~ 1) 1) ,3 L ash and door fato;~5; ' ~~j.cr meetings at Figheps E .,;y smcon: AND nI8'l_'_RId'r BNGES AS LOCAL NEWS: _..___._ jj in--(. -3- ~s. it. is ;zw.puse_L1 t.75 tear down` St James -1.`.uh..1;c Church, Ad_]3.18., and-bulld a new "' -HM <-rm. A member objects on various \ ' > g:wnu1s,_t11e chxef bemg needless expense as the punple cannot afford It and destroy- i1.g:w. nld landmark. : 1 - - -. A _,__ AJ nu ..-.V.IV-Qt. :l'.\-|n_\ u.\u..~.\ . _ (`.3 line `hot-11 said before _in these _~I ::.:.., 'l`.ttcul1a1n and Beeton, have wt}; hm:-11 left out of the new riding of :':u-.`.:.n-ll. \\ i1l somebody advise us as ~... -am riding we belong? and will the "v~u~1-s .f these places be allowed to exer- else tl1(ix'f1'a11cl1isel Mr. Hammell,M.P.P-, iiclis us that zttthe time of the redistribu- tiw, he drew Mr. Hardy s attention to :l.t- -,mi.ssi but that enitleman said '.ln-I'~ was no necessity for mentioning the -villages as they were necessarily contained in the. towllsllip. If 50, V what was the Ilfiv.` nf mentioning" Bolton, it being '_in-. Irlraviz-:.l in Albion ?-Cardwell Sentinel. Carl Dunder s Boy Jake. "us it something more a.bouteJa.ke-`? `asked the Sergeant at the Woodbridge Street Station yesterday as Mr. Dunder soltly entered. " Yes, it vhas aboudt Shake- I pelief do: poy-prings oop in Shtate Prison pootyv week." - \Vhat s up now? \'he11,I haf a frent who vhas a. poor x_n9:1und haf ahardt time to getoalong. A few days ago I tells him dot he should puy a lottery ticket, und -maybe he hits a. big prize. Ile puys one right off, und I doarsee him again till last night. Den he comes in my place und vhas wildt. He kick some chairs oafer, bang der tables, um cries oudt : v-.1 1 . 1- . I I f_L_......L:`:nJ MPH 3;! l \ .;ll(i`;l) K ('.b`:s-a \ H11`! CFIUS ORGY: Z ' `umk at dis telegram 3 [vhas notxed do: 1 draws $10,000! Eaferypody come mp und drink mit me! Hurrah! but I vhas der happiest Dutchmans in Detroit ! --\':...n M: .... v\r\f`Y1 uh... m{ninnr1_` vnn vnurs up-1'11upp|eub uuhunzwagan 55.: `.2!-II-II-U-v I "\'hc11, eaferynody vhas rejolced, you ace, und dot lucky man tells me to set `emoopfor der crowd. More ash -100 men und povs drink mypeer und schmoke` my cigars, und der goose vhas high V1100 my wife calls me oudt und says : an .1._.u 1-..--- ...L..L ..:l.. mu. Qlnnlni my wuti Calls I118 ouuu uuu Buy: . _ `I don t know vhat ails our Shake. He goes to bedt half an hour ago, und I `hears him laugh like he vhas crazy. Maype.his blood vhas oudt of order. (I I\P\r\-A .__. _LA..:_... .......'I Q`\n1rn1nI1(fII ~, ;;:: :::::hz;:::,"::s`th`:1:`:`iau,g~ und rolls aroundt until he Vhv3_ Plwug der face. Dot makes me suBP1" 5! me I goes down to look at dot telgmm '0 more. Sergeant dot vhas all a. put UP , shah by Shake." Just like him. ' ` \'he]1,dot; makes me oafer 520 oudg `Li Docket, und dot luokylwl Vb " Oxcited dot he does me ten dollar dpI_n38 nnd vhas locked 001) IN der Ponce`; h {mes 0013 shtairs to nd Shake, but 119 vhas gone. He leafs me a note dot 6 haf an important engf-`!9mt to keep Sergeant 1" A, Well 3" A If You see Shake te1l.him'to keep avhay from `me for two weeks! If I13YV my h nd him now he goes tokind1ing- WO0daBO:1\(1);1ek as lightning. ` Shake vhf? my Only schild, und he vhas der P0 , derf:m1ily,und it vhas patter 119 d3n come home until I vhas repayed-" 5V! ' `In `usual! yavlmlll 3 D kota) A member of 9. LaW1``1`(. :,1fn:,;(a`t(?&her school board was 3.999 mg J ' employed. ' "_:__-`-gnu!` o ' - " a.rm...L I:1`-~ *' " 3 Y 97, M`... t-:e<.~tV'=i'v5 -ms `hr. ""11-U.yUu. - ` ,- That feller ain't giving no satisfaction at ans hf} said. I ' 1 _'`Why, I thought _he came. from the eas $3? recommended. " T 0}`, I 8 nose hewas, but he don t seem V 3\11tAjust thesame. _ ` ::But hohas a` good education. on. T mm... 1.... .....g. - -;..-:...|.a. >nn'h : \73,"I"II;a' 1`*$2""`e`i'$ghs am on ed 1;` - ' V is ,m`,`;.;3:9`L?5hE;nta.b3&hEm: .uv con e have the mh`.' `M7 .i.`:-'. - .: >` . {3"r:}:;` an n . b ` here 1 3' nun" 0Y8 have a littfiaterly yosubllg the trauma poker game `EV! the ~n'!_o Yet L ,1,;u1. ' What. Will be V ! n1 now` U11 5 ` _ . . 3.4. . 1-.` .. A-win-1| `(T0011 .'..n-:.u.n.. u.,-.`_...... -.._.. .. -__ _ , 1':-'10:-. (:.lnglnun s are the LIID , looking '-A `nf H10 mi 1'm cussed of they ain't jiit ?b009. lr\llI\lu , ;,.,-v..?.1 to borrow money to grade" ism improve the streets of the village. - Iws;t`s11<'>n;naker has gone` to W111 be done to!` setting a Bad Example. L _,, n -r , ,,-..A__/ .aI`m:I:_ _'."..S\2I` -; 1:-aw: been ned at 1Tott'1 {i i-mg their cows when `being. ununcn .- 7 {me Factory at 75 and 8c into Interesting `Para- __ -- IDAQJAQC nil! nu... -_- 'A extra good Cottonude 1l_(Il11 J.lwL|1\.; nu .v;.s. .g.; at the R. R. _de_pot; ..-_oleanAoid'him out_;uv_ . 3! Gut 5 kindvof 1.`: zamplo do 'yo:j?.-3| V J tha t,:1t i.n-';ij boya"`doirn him that wdy`. I don't`-want my children goin . to no aich school. Sems faif We ..can t hardly ;?g.et1. a good $ `teacher ho` ;mo1te-b1a.med T,I. don't be: lieve I'll go over nnd.take hold of the` school myself. .- L ` V ' 2 ` `A- \_,----v .u,_yu,_~ up .- oonu,wuu Vllllvlllllio A `Coughs, lnuenza.-The soothing proper- ties of `these medicaments render-them' well worthy of trial in all diseases of the respirari tory organs. - ,In common colds "and inuenza the Pills, taken internally, and the Ointment rubbed over the chest and throat, are exceed- inglv eicacious. When inuenza is epi- demic, this treatment is the easiest, `safest, andsurest.-~A Ho_lloway s Pills purify the blood, remove all obstacles to its free circu- lation through the lungs, relieve the over- `qorged air tubes, and render respiration free, without reducing the strength, irritatingthe nerves, or depressing the spirits ; such` are the ready means of saving suffering when anyone is alicted with colds, coughs, bron- chitis, and other chest complaints, by which so many persons are seriously and perman- ently alictefl in most countries. Up Hill to the North Pole. If one of Greely s hardy adventurers crossed the eighty-fourth parallel he had but 400 miles farther to go. .He had water behind him, but -before him, look- ing north, he had a eld of ice stretching beyond his powers of vision. however aided. He was looking uphill, for notwithstanding the flattening of the earth at the poles the accumulation of ice_ there very much more than compensates. If it be true that there is a difference of sixteen miles between the major and minor axis of the earth, and it is probably less, then it follows that to look up hill from the eightvfourth parallel would re- quire at least eight miles of solid ice rest- ing upon the solid earth. Be on Your Gourd. Don't allow a cold in the head to slowly and surely develope itself into Gataarh when you can be curedlfor 25 cents. A Can gnnlingbln-.3 uni nnrn innhnnf. YUM Ullu UU UU.l'U\1 l.Ul' EU uuuun. . _ ' A few applications w11l cure mcxpnent Catarrh. - n..- L- L_._ L____ _.:n -.-.... ..-..1`:`........ (V; LJIVBITLI. . _ One to two boxes will cure ordinary Ca- tarrh. _ L- A.-- L-___ _:n ...-.... ..L......:.. (*1. as One to ve boxes will cure chronic Ca.- tarrh. n ,1: L__ -11 _1__'I-__ `L nz- ....... 1...... VI`... WHITE: Sold by all dealrs at 25c. or box. Try Dr. A. W. Chase's Canadlan atarrh Cure-- take no other-- it will cure_ you. For sale by all dealers. She Couid 1~tuhrrord to :5 It. . Didn't you see Flora. Flummery, Belle? That was she that just went by with St. Bernard. Of coarse I sawher. ' - Why, what's the matter ! I thought you were friends yet." nah ...... ...... unnrv Adar nlx }\n.T nnnnnf were Ineuua you. > ``So we are, my, dear chlld, but I cannot afford to speak on `the street to a girl who wears a. blue gown with a. brown dog. It would be to absurd, don't you think so yourself bi :-_-._-pg.._.._:_-- ks. oh, ,3 no nn