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HCQSUIII5 E,-LB Alvvvo Theother evening as 9. Detroit Fitz- noodles called on his girl he found her } with tears in her eyes and her face tied- up. ' - It s the awful, awful toothache ! she sobbed as he asked for an explanation. Try camphor. L But the dentist says I must have two of them `out ! Will you go with" me T Of course. ` And will you-you also have a. tooth pulled 'l Certainly. .f`Two of am ? V V GROWING OLD. I'm growing. old. -1 daily feel The years areicreeping on apace, V The seasons and the birthday steal Around" with but a little space, _The lines ere deeper on my brow, 1 My walk is more sedate. I'm told. My friends are" fewer, choicer now-- - I'm growing old; ` Thethings that pleased me when a boys `No longer please, but bore instead ; The friends who gave me greatest j0V Are scattered far and. wide ~ 01` dead- I nd my mem ry has a. gap, I thrice retell a tale retold, I like an after dinner nap - A I'm growing old. I'm growing old. 'Al_a.ck ! Alack ! But yesterday I was a. boy, With life before. an unknown track, A dream of gold without alloy. Oh, butto live it o er age.'in ! Oh, for the days of youth and gold ! But bovs are boys and men are men- I`m growing old. Yes. Before I do T Yes, dar-ling.." . Then she ung the handkerchief from her face, brushed the tears from her eyes, and gave him a long, lingering, procrast- inating kiss rm the left jaw. She had simply been testing his love and devotion. They will go to_Niagara. Falls on their 1..-}.-I .1 iv. nu J. IIUJ IV 155 E bridal tour. Sure Cure for Rheumatism. If the system is properly cleansed by some medicine that acts upon the bowesl, kidneys and skin, such as` Burdock Blood Bitters, and the su 'e_rer will use Hagysi-d s Yellow Oil according to directions. there are few cases of rheumatism, however had, but will yield promptly to the treatment. B . Youthful Speculations. Bobby was awake when his mother re- turned home from the theater at mid- night. hm mm mm vnmv nmvprs to nurse. liid you say your prayers to nurse, Bobby. she asked. before you went to b d `P _ e"No,,he said sleepily, I forgot 1t. Well, youhad better come and say them to me now." T - nI'l1I.-L 9! -..:.l `I1.-SL1-no :01 Junmnc.nu}.nn- mam W luv uuvv. Whah `d B . . A%we11.kn3;i B{e'uTiister of this city relates that sometime ago a convert uvmn _}n-;umfnHv Swam! V Vvht s\\'r~nn ' `*'l`hc mhm-ducks of course. The 1ut_<-s!frm~n.o1y 1'01--Cmlghs, Wolds, Crou. `\ m)u7,.i `,5 (`nu-V,r_h,,I< one-hitis, etc., i8_ MC` `Art ::t)r`.~s Him: vuumnund. There is no remedy :n I'\'l l(`n('(\.1-nw;nn.imy nnv nnu nf the ECHVG .- ww- Testing His Love. ' - 1'\-` the convert : Ire. THE NORTHERN ADVANCE. KJJ IIILIULLU \I1(llI.|u LJuuHU Ila 4J| The Scottish Rite huldsz its thirty rst annual reunion at Chicago in April when a. grand time will be enjoyed by the craft. V 0`! Iv `I 0 he I P Lulluu T The Supreme Council of Spain favors the formation of a Symbolxc Grand Lodge in that country that will be recognized by ! grand bodies throughout the world; A I\f\t\\nn J-Inn V\4\I\`EI `run:-uvvx `A :nr\\t) uvkn | gtauu UUULUD UIILUUEIJL-uh MAIL: VVULLIAO Among the poets known to `fame who were members of the AMesonic_:fraterr1ity were Sir Walter Scott, Tom Moore, Robert Burns, Gen. George P. Morris, William Cowper, Lamertine`, James Hogg, the Ettrick Shepherd. Geo. D. Prentice, Charles MacKa.y, Robert Morris and James P. Percival. ,-Under 9. commission from thejGrandA ~Ma.=.ter `Bro. Henry Harper, P. G'-, of Barrie, acting for the D. D. G. M., insti- tuted Bracebridge -lodge.` No. 251, at Bracebridge, Monday Ma'rch`1st_. -8 ' ' - ROYAL ARCANUM. During 1885, 17 new Councils were in- stituted, and already in 1886 a good start has been made by the institution of Colin-, cils in~0ril'lia and Ancastevr, and before the Grand Council meets in May itis `ex- pected that many more will be added to theroll, ` ' ` ,n1,n c 'r\;,_.__1-___ 100*: 1.`L..;.- Will Take Oathto the Fact. _ , Edward Cousins, of Ranson, declares he was at one time 11: s_.r1v dead from the effects ot a terrible cold and cough; He tried many remedies but Hagyard s Pectoral Balsam was what cured him; ` He speaks in highest praise of it in other cases, and adds that he is willing to take oath to his stafements. ,9- \.4 ALLIIL/V6 V\J\CD|l\pIJn Last year the English Masons con- tributed $312,000 for benevolent purposes. An effort is being made to organize a Symbolic Grand Lodge in Brazil. ` '|"l.n qnr\:1-:11 D:$n `uni:-In -:4-n I1'I:!I`I1 gruf- ` onuiie 31st of December , 1885,` theta were -1444. members in good standing in I Ontario.` ' A ' .\ 1}ptx`_i Ir - T _ Rapidywork. y fFor two` years I was tro'ul.:Icd with dys- pepsia.-could neither labor [nor nd relief. ' Less than one bottle of B B. B. relieved me- 3 bottles cured me.' So says John A. Rap pel, of Farmerville. Blood Bitters `cums dyspepsia, liver andvkidney complaints, and : all impurities of the system. " was Jpade `of a Asoulewhat lgnorsnt rgirl, and `st a prayer meeting subsequently he asked her what she would do if she heard another girl reviling the Lord Jesus Straightening herself up, she said :. If she was larger nor me I would tell her to shut up ; but it` she was smaller I would slap her right across the mouth. - The;-5 -2'z:>').,'()'Ov(;"l\- -I`a.s-<)-I1-i::1'r;ci;e's: f in the United States. -'r1 1- I `var A Grave Matter. V I wonder that -those people vxho used \- to go to church` in` winter without having` ` any fires there d_idn t d.ie ,4remarked Mrs. Lilv t11e1other day. ` 7 ."1-nix-` ,1:,1 .,..- Am... M..m.n1. .-n+.m'nnr1 ` LL|_U l]\.IUUiIllLl l].'Ul1l -Uvllllllkl lilo tJ(Ul:VLLJ l` Oh,-yes, sald she, somewhat nettled, [ of course ; but I mean that-it is strange they didn t die before their appo1qted. time._ ' " - 4 . -' '1 n `. 1! -,1 u_'_ _.._._.._`v IJXIIIY LH\'3,\J|:1lUL Lilly : ,' . They did, my dear, sereneIyTre_turhed `the husband from behxnd his paper. uni- --.-- 9: ...:..1'.1.-. ...`...,`...1...4.* .mulm1 ' , fI. ieop1er1:e\'ei` do rep1ic-d the severe Lilv. mt-.- 1':n,1..'1..,.i....:I ..,..... .:~.{:Gml km} JJIJILY. _ V _ . . Mrs. Lily lookedwery dignied, but ventured on no further `co mmenfs._ - J. ...., ,,u., ._.-.s.. -.-v..-_, .53-. V 5"Vewy.` Got;-spot of money. Yaas ' Why don t you try a shy at her? ` Shall, when she gets tired of all you fellows. I T But suppose she fancies one of us. She dawnt, dear chap, she cawnt. She s been pwesented to me. _. V V Scott s Emulsion of Pure iCod Liver Oil, with Hypophosphites, very" palatable and efficacious-in \Vasting Diseases. Dr. C. T. Bromser, Rochester, N. Y.,i says: After having used Scott's Emulsion with decided benet upon myself. I have taken great pleasure in recommen_din;;v, it since in the various conditions of Wasting inewhich it \ indicated. T ` 04-0 L`. m (1; { cre'.:.a;;; Q A A lady customer and a clerk in 9. store were discussing cremation, the clerk thinking it a most repulsive and inhuman way of disposing of the dead, the lady ap- \ proving of the practice. . in tcwnll I ovnloimom 'lav_ T exnect pruvwg Ul. um yuxuuua. Well ! exclaimed'the.1ady, I expect to be burned when I die. rni _1-.,1_ __-._I:...:I 4.'I...\......`l..`lL'.~.1I.y.. H1 130 D6 U|.ll'l.lUu wucu 1. \.l.lU The clerk replied, Ttfh0ughtfu1'v-: I presume that all depends on where you go to ._: -___.. j. Resigned. -How does your father seem to regard my coming here T anxiously asked Adol- phus of little Bobby while Miss Maud was up-stairs getting ready to present herself. I guess he don tycare nothin about it, replied Bobby carelessly." So he has no` objections, eh? But what did he say my little man 3 He said `it Maud has 9. mind to make a _ fooly or herself, why let her. * nuvau nanny -av`.---V There is no other remedy that has stood the test of time so long as has Hagyard s Yellow Oil for rheumatism, neuralgia, lame back, pains in the chest, colds, croup, sore throat, deafness, and most painful alfectxons. AAA , 8.31100 J.V.l.UDWl1.ll.BUl.l UI. um aguunu. The engme, of course, rephed, Mrs. AMcS. V ll'II'!,L_`_ __. H _-:.1 L-.. 'l......l-..u..A Exactly So. A My dear, what makes the train` go T asked McSw_illisen of his spouse. 111111,- -.__.__.._ .- .....-....... ` .......l:m-1 My-u Rm ` M vvavu-. u Ono dose of Dr. Chase : Liver Cure will cure Sick Hegdache, Dizziness, and Sour Stomach. l to 2 bottles are warranted to cure Liver Complaint, Indigestion and Bili- ousness. Sold by all druggists. A IrresisI':ib1e.Z Fine girl, Miss Moneybagge I 4173...... U V v.m:;ii a iii`. HIM`. iifl il()`1\0SUyVSR4}"th3.t-if Coat .- `um Iiuiiulrnl.ilnlhirs ($,(}0.'00) 8. bo t.`e. I 5 1 V I i'l""."'."{`\<-\'1111111"--YOIXTQ truly, Amcx. .<.hi by Juhn \\'iml.u, H:n'riu,|am1 _\i. ` ii: Hriih. .`\i.hLH(ii1i(`,. ' V ".\-~11-ii hf. resvmhiuiico 1534 .. 4 if. who -hnisy editor and t.heinr.i.ustrim1s v.:`-.:l~~v- is the cnnmwn dislike of 1nu<.gsen- " 3 1:L..~a. A1;rl zinuther point of resem-V `.:uiu is the" fn quency with which both t wh:x'c tlmy S0_m`.1C11 dislike. _ - 1l:_u`v ymi ..c\"c-1' 1ri(;d- McGi`ugorV &: "I)EIi{c'_ . .'x:'iH ii(3 ("('1'lli,.'.' fur sores of any kind I _ It is be- wmx mum the `very best. prcpa.ra.tion in the. :ir1u-.H'oi-lu-uling and Curing Sores. Burns, me, l`iiimh~s,` Hl'uicli<~s, and is the only pro-' ' K` nwlliml.uf zLpp1_\'im2,' Carbolic Arid. sold at `: n:-;ii.mi`p l)l`ll`.:,` St.-_orc for 250. per box. 11-.3 i`.i .~*t<~i1 has c-smhiishefl :8. Lost and I`-ili l'.iir(=:m. This step was possibly C. I H in (vT(il'T' in nmre vigilalitly prose`- '~ riv :z,::m.-h-x"o r zi residmt uf the city V !'ZL~`.":`U:ui .\'c-ry lino. Hf -Nit`; James "-'i`:`.1'_`_s` 1::ii:~\*.`'l`ll`1 ` Tild-13uSC()n_i3;1]B. "1! -,1 " .v ('1-xiii) ihnt I 1mvie.ius(d McGrg-` .~ .ig.;,- ("ii-cc for Dyzepcpsio. and Liver. .r '%'i 1497 h- :`.'.`i'ii\unt it. .us it 1m.s1dono "me ` H ' H -= 'i:`.1wallH\U`lTI(`11l='iDOS I ever used. % 5. * an is. n l l:m-,, (mt. -'l`h_is i'nedic`ne is :4 ~. 1 in .',m~. l'l'.'.i :1 U0 ~ncr bot'tl- at Monk- '.I.`: i}'.|1j_f.`iA(lI`c3_ _ , V ll-23 Be} Idea of Solitude. Oh. Arthur, how happy.I would be alone with yoa on a quiet island in the distant ocean A! trrr____ _--_ ___ ...I.L.... w'u:nL Jnnnnnt ultull UUUIIU E Have you any other wish, dearest Ella? . ` - urn, _-_ _ .1- ....:. ...- .. ............'.. L:..1...L en- * 13113 I Oh, yes ; do get me 9. season ticket for the opera..T ISBUEROF Manama: ubauszs _ 0,110` L'.l'_THl ~ _ __ . _.._.-.-__ :ooo- 391.4` cm A vnuuddl -Av: --- POST 'ormo'i BUILDING, BARBIE. Lco. Mistaken, said her husband. What is it, then, I d like to know T The freight, my dear, makes the car- .. 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Instant_re1iefgua.rante- d crip Ies, Swol. elen Joints, Vt1ricose'Veins, Bites 0 Insects 0)- -Sick Headache. No oil or grease : is clean and ; sweet : will not soil. . Tnommntinn nfH1nI(innvs: 'RriLrh1'S Disease. sweet. wan no: son. Inammation of the Kidneys,Bright`s Discs se. | Diabetes, Incontinence of Urine. It is the only Liniment in the world possessing ahc-xatiw powers. Can be taken internally ; cures Cranmpe and Colica, Diarrhoea and Dyscntery. Sold by all Druggists. Trial Bottle 25. l . . Write Dr. GILES, box 3,482 N. Y P. O . who will give advice on_9.l1 diseases free of charge. af9`z!`Rp.wnro. nf unsurunulous dealers and will give advice on_ an cnseescs tree 01 ('nu.1';_.;H. $'Bewa.re` of unscrupulous V counterfeits. The enuinehas the-name blown 1 in the glass. and acsimilc of the discovere1-`s : name over each cox-k V - -10-cow-39 now Losy_.' 1| ; 1! IE.` brated Essay on the radical and per- \Vc have recently pi11~.1iShk>.d :1 rev edition of I)1'.'CuIverwcll"s (`ole- _ '5 n311_ncnt cure (without nu.-(11cine)of Ner vous Dpbility, Mental and Physical Incapacity. Impedimentsito Mzximiagc, etc . resulting from T excesseg. _ 2 . V - nSDv-inn m n, .cpn_1p,r1 nnvnlnne. onlv 6 cents. 01- excesses. - ttPrice in a. sealed envelope, only ycents, two postage st.amp;s. V The celebrated ~author. in this admirabli . Essay, clearly demonstrates. from thirty years` successful practice. that alarming conscqucn ces may be radically owed without the danger ous use of internal medicines or the use of the knife; pointing` out a mode of cure at once simple. certain and eectnal, by means ofwhicl every su_`erer. no matter vslmt his condition may be, may cure himself cheaply, privately and radically. ` - may-Thin T.nr-.f.nr-A nhnnld be in the hands of radically. T @This Lecture should be hands of every youth and every man in the land. Address the CULVERVVELL MEDICAL Co. 41-Ann St-.. New York. Fost Uice Box 45!). -`(. >_h_ i in-(lvs \'1\:(u"m`ct.=3 ..-.~. V T No. of Inches A Space. E'&_- -~ - A-~-* -~_-.-.' I _ The speediest _and most certain medicine - 1n the world. ' T fnecoows BEST Faisrm _ FREE'i`vIAi"S WORM PGWDERS. Ate -pleassni to t : -in. C-.>n4.u.i'1 tin-air mm Pgntive. _Is `a. safe, :.~.`.:xc, and `,`..fccts-ea! `auroral-_ of V1-.va_v-me! 5:: *~'_3`:~L1.:3re.:A 5:: xsivlta V CONDENSEDA ADVERTISx-..\IE.\`T_S; 11 ,. ALL FAMILIES U. ol the I 1 I 1 MANHQOD Lessons given in all Branches of Painting, Drawing, &:o.. &.o. Terms on apnhcation. STU DIO :-I_Jp-stairs, West of Fire Hall. Colher street. Barrio. S H A \;-V ,V {QORTRAIT 3.41mE1?. : 1937905 ;` 100 . T175 l 3400 " 10 In_ser- '1 ` t1ons.j (3mos);{ 7 PRICE FOR ...,-uxnu 1.-u. use Luunuuu UL -an theurmy bands nf both armies, to be htilrl in Richmond, Va., next May. It w_1]1lLad to another evacuatxon of the CY- Jf there isanything in the Jericho Stnry, the walls of Richmond have. only about two months to stand. ' 9 VI`! - VHOW RESURED '! Insc-.r- I Inser- |,(6m0s)(1`yr;) . ; tions.} tions- Its searching and healing properties are known throuszhont the world. . For the cure of Bad Legs. Bad Breasts. A 1 "9 iv: it is an `infallible remedy. If effectually rubbed on the neck or chest, as salt into meat, it cures Sore Throat, Diptheria. Bronchitis. Colds. and even Asthma. For Glandular Swellings, Ab-_ scesses. Piles, Fistulas. I I II _ I giving tone, energy and vigor to these great MAIN SPRINGS OF Lmwz. They are confident}? recommended as .3. never failine remedy in a 1 cases where the constitution. from whatever cause, has_ become impaired or weakened. The * are wonderfully efr-acious in all ailments inci ental to Females of all ages, and as :1 Gen ernl Family Medicine are unsu`rpassed.v { And every? kind of skin diseas, it has never been known to fail. L \ 'I`1nn Dillo on;-I (Hnfrnnnf nro Kfnntafnnfxurn DCCI1 KDQVVI1 (0 13.11.. The P1115 and Omtment are Manufactured n '8 [ 1 553 oxmnn smear, Lounou, Ana nun _.n1.4 1-. n11 `rdnnru nf 1.\/rmHm'nn.q i.`i}}Eai-," 'SEd1ii5.bi1]'1:iEii1' s' aiii1"iaowe1s, \lA\./ \/\AA\4 V Aavvvo ;4vp_gv1 `Iv... 1n\1>-o\4~ W%o%Im(iAs, Sores? aid Uly's{ - --\.-ADVICE Il\J Dlltilll-Io _ The embarrassment: of illustrated Journalism reminds us of the trouble of_an old lady whohad only two remedies in her medicine chest-,-a. cathartic and ` my GQUT, RHEUMATISM, UV? I-II\IQlI$ &IlI--l -&lI:w-V And are sold by all Vendors of Medicines throughout the -Civilized \Vor1d: with direc | tions for use in almost cvelylangtlage. - .1I)nmhuanru`a1-\nI1] Inn]: tn tho Tmhr-I9 rm | uons xor usevm zumosc evexy language. Oxford Street. London.- they are spurious 3%` Purchasers` should look to the Labels oh the Pots and "Boxes. If the address is not 533 This Gbfeat Household Medicine ranks amongst the leading necessaries of Life. 'l`hnqn fnnnn-nu Dilku nnv-~H v tho Rlnnrl urn! nn ugc ICILUHIK llUCC3S&I'l8B OI 1.1116. These famous Pills purify the Blood. and act most powerfully, yet. soothingly on the I TI III 17.1 1?` I Fer sau- I-|_OL/I_.0W'AY S PILLS _ I"! I'\ I an Liver Conmlnint D\`.~`pepsi:\, `].`uu`.dicc, licndaclxc, IJi,:7in Costiveness nrany disease arisi 1)R._ CnAs1:.'s Lu"uR Cums v certain remedy. In 111'! I R F S 31; certain remedy. - NATURE S REMEDY . The unqualied success of Dr Chase's Liver Cure in Liver Complaint rests solely wiih the fact that it is compounded from natux-'e s well known live regulators MANDRAKR. AND D.\.\`x)Lxo_\', combim-d_wi1h many other invalualale roots, barks and herbs, having :2. werful eect on the Kidneys, Stomach,_ Bowels and 100d- . - 500,000 SOLD _ Over one.Izal/V` m:'11'ion qf Dr. C`/msc's Rccfge I> oo/I2: were sold in Camzzfzz alone. 11'? mam` c':'c7'y man,` wnm_an arid c/u /xi Tl`/'10 is trotzlilni tuft/L 1.z':wt' Com- plaint `to try this e.rrt1 z:nz' rc/m.'.z y. LADIES plant! "I0 try I/US an cucru I um.uJ . LADIES It is a well known fact that an inactive liver cause. a dull, sallow complexion, liver spbts, pimples, etc. Chase's Liver Cure is the only rcxnedythat will xuos positively cure these complaims. - Qnu:Tumn NFW. GWEN AWAY FREE . positively these compxzunzs. SOMETHING New. GWEN Awmr Wrapped around very bottle of Dr.-Chase's Liver Cur V E; a valuable Houschoki Medical Guide and Re_cip Wrapped around every bottle or ur.-Lnase 5 i.,iv<:r pu: -: is a valuable Hou_scho!d Recip : Book (84 ages), containing over 200 useful recipes, pronounces by medical men air! druggists as invalu- able, and worth ten times the price of the medicine. - anus`: Ann! I! AA _I_ I-.-..I.- ..-.I`-`J able, and worm ten uuxc. uu: yum; u\. .....u........ T. Emmosou 3; ca., Sole Ahts, Bradford. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. HDLLGWAY _DINTMENT #30 EE;.;.::*._ 221:3` Etc 2-icved from V yo-32' :*r.-i=.-*-cry. 30 Pms in a box. [25-`ac. per` box, 5 boxes for $I FOR 3215 BY` /LL 'n3ucc/srs- `A/Am 0-:A.L55>s-/..v MEDICINES "fig My W HEAETH: `3nIoc`.:: N1 the clogged avenues ofthe_ Bxwels, Kialneys and Liver, carrying bf gradually uiahout weakening the system,` :1!l_lhe impurities and foul humors of the-_ sezretihxas; at the same time Correcting Ac'id.":.y of the Stomach, curing Bili- cus.=.=.~:-as, }.ys;pa.ps1a, Iieadaches. Diz- ::2:2e3s. `Ate-artnurn.' Constipation.` D:yr_-css of the Skin. Dro' sy, Dim- 1 . 23:: -3?` Vision. J aundice. S t Rheum. zipel-as, Scrofula. Fluttering oi the `Bears. Nenouaness and General 'D.3bi1it7; ail these and many other simi- lar (fnvmvl-sinks vi-.-M to the happy inuence r 1s-rrissxnnrv r nn1\ 1)`l lIlII'|I|`DC! \- r \_rn!7l`UnlS \'lt'IlI IU un: |l:"I,J) ,:iBURD-3CI~I' 31.001) Blrr." Sample Bottles 1Cc ;Regu1ar size $1. LITTLE THINGS wmcn mum- "rm-. wnoms wonnnmn. I or sale by all dealers. `l'.`1Illl.!:l'l. 3 st (0.. I`:-oprletou. Total"? wIsya;`;=Ea%:saa:a E`! Gzzmzea MUNKMAN; ' " T" ` ' DRUGGIST. BARBIE. HAVE Yuu V tint. Dvspepsia, Indigestion, Bi`.i0L1.=.ncs..- tndache, Di;:7.ine.~s, `Pain in the Ilnck `-any arising from :L ; will` be found a >L1TC am .1nt:cr(ciisnd Bash. - 111 , lI\I.\I -d Pill; . he IL|L.7 v You-ly Agsgaurz Am 1- _ avenues of lhe_ . n-.21 T_~I11nI- r-nrrvfno %`1;%.';_; g ' Edjii-I ix`-`ff: J mRAu . A?-i3E_Li0_K\`.. . . .3. :1 :_Im'ita;ioxi_s. ,- wuh signal package 0': any :1ddres;~;; use 11.: n`. -4 ppm. wl br<>t}1c-r. i:1;xnusc' 318,3 :: " i` \ .'~.1'I"I`:.~`1,.-\ ` I 1 ,'., $4 7173 A phm is afnot fur , 1 II \n nun..- L Lv \ 4 . . . -L '~.v}m writes poetry in his hat - is .'-qc1n:m. ` ' . , . fz:`r.1,':` .'~'l11'11c-~T}_10 pas`ebr ard 9"Ub~ :x m._=;u-;~i<.~a.1 banquet. T _ mu, make '3. note of this`._-T .<.n}u\\'s are not green. V V _ (Av; Ym-kcr selocted a Socialist ' to ':,;L':msu_1w low Ll Herr Most". `mt c(-nsidred vnecessa_ry_in so`- ; nit-x11":-xx 13111 co1lect0rTs call. A 1 z ~:m':a \\'m m Powders require no othcr i\ 4-. l`hc-V are safe and sure to remove 1-'\.;"n' (If \V0!`mS. _ ' m want to see a. quick rise_ in the , put a. bent pm on the butcl1ers* n\s s Worm Syrup has 1'emoVed tape-' H11! [5 to 30 feet lungth. It also ;;L1l kinds ofworm. . nu] I iH:~; not promptly upon the n;_;nlutu the lidwcls and- as a. purga- mild uml thorough. T T 3:11.11 `SC a rln of ?p_roof-readers u wrus-grlyjcalle`-(IT The house uf - ; 1drawn in HCHIOT 11116" .15. e1 ' ' Aw`; sto'v_ x-1. I>..s1~: 'r)1:. `free with each bottle Io _( `:xt nnh`1ivu1edy. ' Prlce 50 cents. .l1m \\'(mds, Ba1`1`1( ., and M. J. `A Y, . . - w: nun .3.-\ 1`. :1 mnce V 1nm"ce1m:nt.~-Turning ma clock h:1s.bean found" in .\!:uthL-L` itlclination. of hard I '11-; I` mu.-.. -- --~ 1`hilaah-1nhin,.---"'Sn you enjoyed H!` m 'vJump(:." Miss Boston.-- . l-::cr`.h.d1v." Did you see the cm in I{+;.,,T,(._2" [Ys. am ! they ' '_,_ 7! ` <'r::m~ lji(2t\x'ech. mt.-dern_ pugi-` ':;:u./..=d 1ubnr_ is t11,l.f_ when the as it hits sunxethlng. ` oosxi the doctor smell of his ml U10 littlegix-1 invalid of -her .hc-r. He is p1`uba.b1y making usis, said the bad buy. l'I'l'.-~'l.\ _.'u1d livcr complaint, yhu {rd g,1'12n:mtee on every bottle of tu]_iz<-.1`. H; never fails to cure. 1311' \'\'<'H)J!-x, Barrio, arid M . J I 1 I x.-`mt . mce-10-cts., no '>`\:l:':-,h\` .]o1:11 \V()(u1f-1, Bi1l"`iC;'_ -:.n.Iixj:, .'\_l1zu`xdzJe. ' ` .:5 ;._girl fhut :x bear` and `-xivithb mu! }".IHll;i, ht zv;a'ewix1g'machi1.=e.h inio Mu; \\ ill probably . be gun-. ewing machine agent. f ' (:1:n_, H. 'I`11.\\'En,' of Bourbon, . P-nth myself amlwife owe our luh .s Umsumption Cure. Sold mds, Barrie, and M.` J.. Ham`1'in,- f:i'r.;-1; i1_1 fry-i11g to .k'i51l_ V one `il'L`L`. This prov.efst11;at a man ~ 1 tell w-hagthe can`d0 _unt;il. n \ .*~`V1xh)hl1I".\'0:1p is l1'ig1)1V T1T`ecom-~ `In: cure of Eruption .-Uhafes I 7 I Is. '1'i`l1'1p1E'S, 'l`z1'n, `&c. . .\'<',t1ie1{11ights cf old did` in` zmnur `about ihe country ` nun ' 1. twill Vivrxnxcdintely "relieve ~ ug1: mud. 1)1'onchitis . , Sold i'.m-ric`, and M. J. Hamhn, Lux n; H18, ~.\\hr-n 1 Ir L;f.:'11 11as 'd'icd' _ at- ` v:iv;::ht.1yb T1 oy was _ u 130 tzik3'I'1 with. |`:.\u:n_Y--'-z1. ` positiV_c ux1JdT(:anker mouth. Iiarrxo, and M.` J. the reunion of al I L ` , 9 , , A- `L- he x Slxilulfs Cure rjir:e`10-cts., 1 - 1),...._. (D5 `y -. &~;>\ y Thu}i_{,;c:sti'::n,~ zmp_e.1ite, '_ w-:1. ' is a p0.siLiv-ea ;:u11'ie, and hi`: :`(1i'tI t}{'e_ } _ 1211.1- { on 1 j it: 9 f,`.`U'I_l_" A A newspaper has been started at. Sitka Printers`-out ofa Sit-kan perhaps get one by `applying early. -(Boston Post. In such farfetched attempts we cannot see what `there is to-Boston. -Postpone them for the future.--[The Alaskan (Sitka). It takes a good while for a joke to travel to Alaska and back, ,esp,nciz.lly' when it is as weak as the above ; and in the interval we had forgotten ourcrime. Now as we Sitlva-tnly and look at it'we sigh; Alaska such things be? - _ A A A Dr. Williams M. .Giles, Hartford, Conn.. N. arch 24, 1879. Sir--I have procured one large bottle of` your Iodide Ammonia Lini- ment of Messrs. Sisson, Butler & Co., your agent for this city, which I sent to an invalid friend in Zurich, Switzerland, who had been three years conned to her bed with rheuma- tism, and I am happy to announce that I learn it has effected a radical relief. The patient is now able to walk and work, and the cure is solely attributed to vour Lini- ment. I am now requested to send another parcel that others may be beneted. Yonrs_ truly, George Berg. Sold by W. 0. Mc- Lean. - so-Q D116 IHBD WUIDU .l1Ull5U lCUUlJLlUlJc "Will you love me with all your soul '1. she murmured. I Yes, darling, he answered. And all your heart '2 Yes, dearest. T T And -all 'vou`r-`- T . . Everything, mtrling, 'every_thing,o he interrupted. I o ' Pocketbook 2" she continued, not noticing the interruption. T (T. ._........-...,'I'.\..nn ni\A nll tuna Alia!` -'-"--'_':;;._.._ iaums UF inns. . `I-Io11owav's Pills Imligesfon, Stomach, and Liver Com-o plaints. --Persons sulfering from any derange- ments of the liver, stomach, or the organs of digestion should have recourse to E[olloWay s Plll8, as there is no medicine known that acts on these particular complaints with such certain success.` Its: peculiar properties purify "and: requlatethe circulation, strength- enthe stomach, increase the appetite, and reuse the sluggish liver. c It is invaluable to dyspepties, restoring the patient_ to the souudest health and strength` "These pre- parations may be-used at. all times and in all climates by persons affected by biliousness. tiatulencv, colic, nausea;-or disordered `live: ; for `heat-tliurn. water-pangs and sick-heart acl1_`cs, they are species. .1n(leed, no ail- mcns of the digestive organs can long resist their purifying and corrective powers. AA'Q.._..w-s: emetic--both well enough _in[T;heir way, but for the` life of me._ she. said, I never could tellwhiuh was which until` I tried em. ` ' ` iflUuVU JUU I\.l1U|ll.lJltblK1u.I . UBU Jfllllu. -1418115` I n n . ` iH?we you a. Stiff Joint? Use Fluid Light- n vs`. T Have vou Neuralgiu 2 Use Fluid Lightning. Have you Lumbago} Use Fluid Lightning. V Are you troubled with Headache ? Use Fluid Ligznrning. . - T T V Have you any pain ?_ Use F_lu_id Lightning. It will cure you the mstant_1t is applied. '1`:-yit. 250. per bottle at Monkman s Drug St:-re. ' ' 11-23 vw . Pressing Home. ' They were walking the conservatbry at the last white House reception. 1\IT111 __-... 1..--.. ...... ...:#1n. n11 u-vnI1IvunI1` 9 -7 ----_ _.__ He Know he Wasdvliight. "I'M.Frcnchvagabond has a. xed idea. i {hilt the soft side of -a.'jndge is a. joke. That is the reason that such .crit`1ca1' re-` sprmses are given to` his questions. `The other day the judge `asked a. man who was on trial if he had been condemned before. The `reply was :- - H`I\T,.L n...L' f. ..nm.1InnI- any-I-n;n1v nnf. I uurulg lallU5U 1'd.Bl: UVU yUl.I:|uu . Why not for five years ?. asked the! judge, puzzled. Nllnnnnnn nnnn Dnaur`nn. T HAVE hnrn JU|_.l}.{U, puzmuau. Beca.use._mon President, I have becn in prison all that time A V A ` UUIUFH. I 11!: 1'up1_y wan . " N at that I` recollect Certamly not during; these last five years. HVVL... ..n4- Fm.` Hrm wnnw: 7 n.n1na_ H19 Be on Your Guajrd. . Don t; allow a. cold in the head to `slowly and surely develnpe itself into Cataarh when you can be'cured for `.25 cents. A 9... ...m1:,m+:nnu mm nm-A innininnt VVOII` CZ1I1 UU curcu 19!` .:.u UU.l_J um ' . ` ` A few applxcatnons W111 cure wmclplexlxt V Catarrh. ` r\ , - 1.- L-..,. L xcvI\I~< -.131` nnn n1~t1:n!Ir`\7 THE uanarrn. b . _ .. one to two boxes W111 cure ondmary Ca- tarrh. ' T , L - 1'3..- L,\..,.'.. .3 1'-sun. n`rnr~nn;n n. tarrn. A , V `T Onc't'o ve boxesvwill cure chronic Oa- Ttufrh; T - ' V ' H 1 1 "l._7. -11 .1 ....`.....m .-.4-' OVK.-u 'nnu`1\nv Trix` mrrn; _ , ._ V - T _ T.Su1d by all dealers at 25:}; per` box. Try7 Dr. A. W.- Clmsc s_Cana.c11an Ca-taxfrh Cure-` tzukc no othcr~'it; will cure you. For sale by_. `all dea.1o_2rs. 1 -:-----O~3O'- ----'-- --7 %_ '7 Dangerous Medicine. . T , - Yr.\1ng._{ , Physician (to patient)-.-_Did you follow my "directions in taking the. ` little pi11s- one every three hours 2 V `Patient.-- "-We11-er-- you see, doc-- Young Physician - Great Hea.ven s You didn_ t take them oftner than that '1 (lT'_`II_'I_. L L-I-.. ....... K/fu1Hv-I-`A I OH u1uu_ 0 Lane LHULII uxuuu uuuu uuuuu a Patient-I didu t take any. My little_ my got hold of the bottle in the night and ate them all up. V I7 `nI___:_,:_... /L-_L:1.`\,__T`\nvA `cu aua M38 Lnulu uu u p. - Young` Phys_ic1a.n (hastuly)--Where IS the boy ?" _ . 1)..4..'....4-_('Fln.:.1nul-_ T 'hnmvr'I nf him he we boys - - I atient-Thelast Iheard of him he was out in the backya.rd stoning ca.ts_. am you Toothache} 'UseAFluid Li htning. Have you Rheumat1sm'?.Use Flui Light- nimz. 8 \JUlllpLU now no: uwuuv n can . For ten vea.rs," says Jennie M. ' Barrett, of _Wal1uceburg, 0nt., I did not see a well day--wa.s all broken down with dyspepsia, liver complaint. catarrh and debility. Three doctors abandoned hope for me,_ when Bur- 'lock Blood Bitters came to my rescue. It is the test medicine Ilhave ever taken. 1 say this for the benefit of all suffetjinlg as 1 [HA _ - . hey] I ; ` did. wmy sayings : Sandwiched. with Pau- g1':u_)hs for the Ser1ous~'I'he Beat the Scissors Can Find. 'Muko' Sure of It. f Attendant to emp'1oyer--Mistah Smif, ? L suh, is outside, sa_h. f 13----`A--Au vnI1 MP, I Bath, 18 0uI.81u', uuu. Emp1oyer---` `You tell `Mr. Smith that 1 left for Buffalo this morning. Attendant to Mr. _Smith-De gemman done lef fu Buffalo dis ma.wnin .,vsah. It (1,.--31.`. H A can cu-us union 7 I nndr. UDJUILIB nun Auucx l u1.nu.uun [Ia gaspedonce and all was over. done let to Dunzuo uus nuuwmu-, Bnu. Mr. Smith-.-.Are vou sure? I undr- stood that he had postponed his ' trip to Buffalo until next week. V _ . .L_-,_1_--L H\Un'H 1"" at `him ' ilin; Buffalo untu next ween. Attendant-Well, I'll ax him~ again", sah, but I se dead cart-in da.t sV what he told me. ` 1 1' tuuvuuav --~- Few men have accomplished the same amount` of work and good in-this world as, the celebrated Dr. Chase. Over 500,000 of his works have been sold in Canada alone. We want every person troubled with Liver Complaint. Dyspepsia, Headache, Kidney or Urinary Troubles, to call in at any druzgist and buy a. bottle of Dr. Chase's Liver Cure, it will care you. Medicine and Recipe Book $1. _` `U I EDI -I-III-v-- , never had any experience. 53-.------ An obstinate cue. V In the spring of '83 l was nearly dead, as everybody around my neighborhood knows. My trouble was caused by obstinate consti- pation. One bottle of Burdock Blood Bitters cured me entirely." by Walter Stinson, of Gorrie, Ont. _ This statement is made A Complete Breakdown. ,,-__ -r__.._:.. Mr A Prontabl mfg. - ---.....::..1..... ` `'fTh c . r;1i'11bmv_ UULUIU L van, LUV\Al.lA\J\.I .AVll. .L.l.U&l' I. Well, said the" banker, can t you give a;_ note, draw a draft, do something, just so the book-keeper can balance` the books - ` -- 1 n. . nn .1 1 1 11 ` . A Good Way to pay a. Debt. The storv is told by John 0. Christian, a. lawyer of Chicago. who transacted the major portion of Mr; Honore s legal busi- M ness during the dark days of 1873. Mr. i Christian` came into some notorietv at the Prduibition convention at Pittsburgh last 3 year by nominating John Peter St. John ` for the Presidency. The story `as related is_ about as follows`: ' ` D I filwrl If T1 nu uuvuu an |.\JAJ.\IvIn `Prior to the pa'.nicr of 1873, Mr. Honore held about $9,000,000 or , $10,000,000` of Chicago property. V on which he owed about $5,000,000, and no man in Chicago had better credit. He carried a bank ac- count at St. Louis, where he had the con- dence of wealthy `capitalists. During the squeeze of 1873, and /near the rst on the year, he was in St. Louis, and was in conversation 0 with the President of the bank where he did business. - III! YT I (I IJIIIJIL Iv nu|.\a any us!` uslkvlnauuno `.`Mr. Honore, said the brnker, your account is overdrawn here some 552,500, and, as it is near the rst ofthe year, we 1 would be 'exceedihg1y obliged if you would ` l ;ba.1a.nce' the game today. nu :.. :..........-:1.1..`..-....1..... ,.c u..( ,...n.._` _IJII'&$Nll\]\.l Ull\J vmnnsv uu \.g\u.J. It is impossible and out of V the` ques- tion for me to do it to-day, and the proba- bilities are that it wlll be many more days before 1 can returned Mr Hon- re-. 9 \\f..'I1 nnu'r1 J-Inn" lxnnlynu l'|n1'x," 11nI1 I- \.I\ .l\D Draw 3.-draft ! Who the (1-1 wqulfl I I dmw a. draft on 2 I might as well tele- graph the Czar of Russia. for funds as to d'ra.\'v a. thxaft. mtrr 11 In" " r1`- ,,,, ,'l,.-A_ V, :|,__.A_'L ___ I \4lIuI'll\V (ll \.lL_CIlU| - Well, Mr} Honore, draw Va. draft on the `Czar. That will square the books, "and that s the main thing just now. 24,. "um. .......... ..-..............+:m. .. ..:..1.+ QIILI Ulllllll D IJILU lcllthlll Dll.lll5.J\l~`.|U ILL! VI) _ So, after some -conversa.ti_on_, a. sight draft for thdamount was regiiiarly drawn ` and started on its mission, mul the: pro- per.cr'edit given Mr. H0n`m`e.. The draft passcd through many bzinking rms in this and the old country, and by the `time it reached the Czar had j many blue rib: bows and seals belonging to the` different institutions th1'oi1gh- which" it passeil, n -.-.-----LA.a L. L. rv..n.. u...-..,-L luDl.l|_1llh|.\.lu.r3 vu1uu;."LL- Iv unuu nu puuu-Juu. It was presentd to the - Czar through 3 `one of his aqexlts, who jesiretl instructions what to do with it. The, Czar looked it. over, but could not understand how he. czitne to owe money to Mr. Honors, but as everythingtappeared regular he in- structed that it be paid, but told his Secs retary to`info'rm Mr. Honore that the nexttime he drew a. draft" to send an- itemized bill. CATARRP--A NEW TREATMENT. Perhaps the most extraordinary success that has been achieved in modern medicine has been obtained by theDixon treatment for Catarrh. Out of 2,000 patients treated during .~ the past six months, fully ninety per cent. have been cured of this stubborn malady. This is none the less startling when it is remem- bered that not five per cent. of patients pre- senting themselves to the regii'ar practitioner -are beneted, while the patent/medicines and other advcrtfsmi cur: a never record a cure at all. -\'tal`tlI12 with the claim now generally be- lieved by the most, ecieiitiric men that the disease is due to the presence` of living para- sites in the tissue, Mr. Dixon at once adapted his cure to their extcrm nation-this accom- plished, he claims the Catarrh is practically ciired,and the ierinanency is uiiquestioned.as cures eliected y him four years ago are cures still. No one else has ever attempted to cure Catarrh in this manner, and no other treat- ment has ever cured Catarrh. The apDlica~ tion of the remedy is simple, and can be done at home. and the present season of the year at themost favourable` for a speedy and perma- nent cure, the maiority of cases being cured in one treatment. Su'erers' should correspond with Messrs. A. H. DIXON & SON, 305 King street west, . Toronto. Canada, and enclose .stamp'for their `treatise on Catarrb.~-Mow '.rr: al Star. Nov. 17. 1882. 1 f`;3 _*`