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you 353p IUDU H P1'1VIbU unas UL vauvv. Let a lady pass rst always, unless she asks you to precede her. 1 ... LI... ......1.-m_Ql>nn:I.+_'I1 nvnrv Indv in CFUWU. U1.` puuuu ynauc. At the street door -I-lat off the moment you step into a private hall or oice. | V Tlnl-. .. Ina mu. nd-. nl-wnvs- unless she I B116 I001, HISU U.l|:lUl.' PUUEIU, ulv nuuuvuu Rlae If a. lady enters the room after you ,are seated, and stand till she takes a seat, . Look people straight tn the face when they are speaking to you. 'l'..-.L 'I..4IIu -nu-u +hI`t'|Ilt'l"l 1!. Anni` first. 88KB V011 LO precuuu 11:31.`. In the parlor-e-Standtill every lady in the room, also'olc_1er people, are seated. 1):-.. :4: .. `|..A.. .m+m-. Hm rnnm after vnu stanumg name 101' mam. T In a dining-room -Take your seat after ladies and elders: Never play with your knife, ring or upoon.. ' - ~ .Do not take four napkin in 9. bunch in 7 your hand. T Eat as fast or slow as others, and finish the course when they do. ' ft- ..-A.'--1. In. La nvnnnn IHAFAIIVHA the tney are epeaxmg DO you. Let ladies pass through a. door rf, standing aside for them. . 1'... .. .I:..:.....,...u-.m _'l`nIu: vrmr uni . after me course wnen may uu. . Do not ask to be excused before the ot}`1`e'1'sT'unle.s'sv _ e` reason is imperative. ,1 __ I .3--- 1--.... LI... unnvn ant` Otnr 11111855 (`I18 IBBIUII ll lulpuunvxvv. R159 when ladms leave the room, an stand till they are out. A 1:" .11 .. a....s...4'l..... +1-m anntlnmnn ntnnd stand nu way are out. If all go together, the gentlemen stand by the door till the ladies pane. -1113: DY me 0001' um H18 usuwa unau- _ Special rules for the mouth-Smaoki1ig the lips and all noises should be avoided. 1-p ,1_1:_,-_1 1.- ;.-`I-.. -....u..:.... `warn l~_`I-an -am tbs `iisnand ` If obliged to take anything from the mouth, cover. it with your hand or" nap- kin. _ an obstinate. case. In the spring of 83 l was nearly dead, as everybody around my neighborhood knows. My trouble `was caused by obstinate consti- pation. One bottle of Bnrdock Blood Bitters cured me entirely. This statement. is mad by Walter Stinson, of Gorrie, Qnt. . . Correct ?LuMwers.b V Tot was receiving his first` lesson in `ge?gWlP+.yi that 7 asks the nrofesaor. c What is that 1" aka [the rofessbry jplaoingqhis .'_nger_ jupon the ma. . WI`!-m+._; n1nwers~Tot..: `fig :3 irtv nger? 1 p 1a01Ugr.l.ll;?_lV~l_l-fl_5Ul._`utIu|.1` guy Jun _ .'l.`ha.t,.. answers Tot wig ,, (rfy nger; -nail`-` . `A " . - wuvu z 5 x V(););1t`ij>fi}fq;lied.1fo-1 Ia` { .n 1a'h. sheng ' Sim auiahmakf {,b.v.0;_r,`.", ` ig- : \ . v. TWO LOVERS. O memories I 0 past that is ! maimy Put. ;THE NORTHERN ADVANCE. But a. little germ of sorrow Wakened in my heart s ;recess. When I wandered on the morrow By our haunts of happiness. And this germ found deeper rooting As the weary days wore on, Till I felt anblossom shooting In love s garden all alone. N okind fate threw us together, i We had missed the lucky tide; Golden-gilded summer weather Not forever doth abide. But for me, though vainly sighing For a love Time never sends, Still is left this thought undying, We, alas ! were-onlv friends. . - -A_A T Gems of Thought. If you cannot be happy in one" way, be in_ another ; and this facility of disposition wants but little aid from philosophy, for health and good humor are almost the whole affair. Many run about after felicity, like an absent man; hunting for his hat, while it is in his hand or on his head. -Sharp. C I I 11,- V-Sui1'1idn"e'r V sf i*'es1o1ness fell around us; '. Nature dreamed its sweetest dream; Every balmy evening found us ` By the meadows or the stream, `With our hearts as free from sadness As the sunshine heaven sends ; Youth s lgright garden bloomed in gladness, M Where `we wandered-only friends. i I . \ In early childhood, you may lay the foundation of poverty or riches, industry or idleness, good or evil, by the habits to which you train your children. `Teach them right habits then, and their future life is safe.-Ti1lotson. Idleness is the hot bed of temptation, the cradle of disease, the waster of time, the crank worm of felicity. To him that has no employment, life in a. - little while will have no novelty ; and when novelty is laid in the grave, the funeral of com- fort Will soon follow.-Burke. ' Not `a word of love was spoken, " N 0 Hot blushes ushed in red ; . Love s' rst sleep was left unbrekn, Bitter tears were never shed. We were yc uug and merry-hearted, j "Dreaming not of future ends, ' And without a sigh_ we parted ; 1 Fate yh_a.dAma.de us-only friends. Pride,,ill nature and want ofsense are the three great sources of ill manners. Without some of these defects no man will behave himself ill for want of_ ex- perience, or what, in the language of fools is called knowing the world.- nwift. 1' ,__1l rwuu, - - - ~ - ~ . _ . -. ~ Well, doctor, what do you think of - - ADVERTISING RATES- my poor hugband 2 M . The Advanqe has a Swornvclrculatlon `V Rea.'ssure' ygianrself, aathngais a patent` ` 0! Thirteen Hundred and of longevity. T ` ' ' *- ' '1"W1l`Y P1999 But you will cure him of it, wOn t Almost, ifnt quit double that of any other yang". 7 4 .. A ` -! , .; Paper pub `shed in Barrie. 1' Anwnnmvanna frnirvn `Vanni: nu--.~ .-....... can Receive no satisfaction for premedi- tated impertinence ; forget it, forgive it, but keep him inexorably at a. distance who offered -it.-Lav ater. "I-;I.:l`1'e3_1jv`i:'s;a- Vlgnowledge as they do their watches, not for display, but for I their own use. --Sidney Smith. -r-' 1 1 qK{iI slivck mzn ; wife, 1411-? II `I n ,, ,,i_-1. .1- _.--_ ._L:_`l_ - me ighuvleiure v;ho usebh it not.-- Old maxim. ' A modest person seldom fails to gain the good will of those he co nverses with because nobody envies a. man who does not appear to be pleased with himself.-- Steele. ` An old manwho has lived in the exer- cise of virtue, ' looking back without a. blush on his past days and pointing to that better state where alone he can be perfectly rewarded, is a. gure the most venerable that can well be imagined.- Mackenzie. ' R For drunkenness, drink cold water; for health, rise early ; to be happy, be honest; to please all, mind vour own- business.--Thor'nt'on.V - ' 1 Scott's Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver Oil, with Hypophpsphites, very palatable and efficacious in Wasting Diseases. Dr. C. T. Bromser, Rochester, N. Y., says: ` `After havin used Scott's Emulsion with decided bene 1: upon . myself. I have taken great pleasure in recommending it since in the various conditions of wasting in which it indicated. ' T l ' Full Dress. -_ I Country Aunt-It must: ` be terrible hard work dancing at a. full dress ball. (`1.'&.-- 1\T.'.....-. /Aunsnnnn-I `nu `kn .1. us, um. uauu_y . Sarcastic wife-Well, put this letter in the morning, and if you meet the milk- | man tell him__to leave two quarts. A AA,, She__ Knew mm. Sarcastic wife---Coming home a.s.usual I suppose ? _ . 'DAnJ'nc ml-nu-r:~nrv A11} `cal-n 11I1"\,'l"|l".__ l I uuru WUl.`n uauuxus an n a.u1L uxwau uau. City Niece (dressed for the ba.lJ)-It I is ery fatiguing. . `T A __C I J-Ianuinkb an aha}:-tn on unI1 in Stroud. V ROOM, . B `B I1 .I. Ell U30 1 Fgd'of staying out late husband-- % Yes, certainly. q...........:.:.. ...:x:,. cmvnn mu nu. `ln+.+.m- ; I3 VUIJ l(IIIlsl|lUsn_ ` , ; C. A.-` I thought so, seeing as you re E almost stripped to the waist for it. ` ' Countryman (po1nti1;gt'o"the obelisk)- And what's that '1' T Cit`1zen-Tha.t s Cleopatra's -_ needle ? j Countryman--Needle, gee rum ! 4 Citizen-Yes, she used that to sew her wild oats 1 V hssuznor MARRIAGE Llausas` { * OFFICE AT THE _, _ _.__ ___....1 ._.oo- vac`-van T\ A `I-u1\I'Il nmLEs}ANn sum` suns. U -198: as G %1=o,s'r opnoli BUILDI-J}-G, BARBIE. JAMES In c . New York. I (IONVE YANOEVR, c., AMMUNI1`ION," cm. H. PU I.l.AN P-`LL ONLY PULLMTS Insmng Tackle, GO TO` I-on 1Inch....; ...... 2} Inches . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 Inches, } Column.. 10 Inches,n Column 20 Inches, 1 Column vv-v... an- :1 A vvnalls u-uuvuo ,3 Preierred positions in the paxier will be sold at an advance of one third on a ove rates. This rule wi1lbe_strictlv'carried out. CONTRACT CHANGES. Advertisers will please bear in mind that no- tice of intention to change advertisements must be handed in to the oice not later than Saturday at 10 o clock, and the co y for such change must be in the ADVANCE o ce not later than 12 o clock noon on Tuesday, in any week ; otherwise theadvertiser s announcement may not be made public until the week following. A A...._A.:..-...-. .311 .....L I... ..11.......,l La. --..... LL..:.. lI1E_6l`El0l1 OI E118 BRIDE Illuhbcf. Lega1,.Off1cial and Government advertise ments will be charged at above rates. _ cox TRACT anvmrvrrsixc. Contract advertisements will be taken at the following rates, which are drafted on correct commercial principles, and, as they will be strictly adhered to in making new contracts after present contracts expire, there will be only one price for all: 1 *For one month-the three monthly rate with i 15 gar cent. added. nun fnrn vnnnlrl-u:,,l>I-no firm-an rnnnfhiv v-uh: ` LD 81` cent. B0080. * or two months-the three monthly rate with 10 per cent. added. ' \ nr.s'n__:-___.1 ___u.__..... :_ u... ._......'_ -.-:n 1.... -av-: -av ...-`av rhnlunny u...-1.. -m.v -v vuaa ..v.-v u.u5o Advertisers wi1_l1_1ot;bea1loyved to use their space for advertlsmg anythmg outside their own regular business. Should they do so, tr-n,nnipnf. rn.fp.n will he nhnrop fnr mu-h ndvnr. UWII. _1`I2gl.l.Rl:l.' uuzguwssa. DLIUUJU. U16] (10 B0, t;`ans1ent rates W111 be charged for such adver- tmement sequent mserunn, 9 UCLIDU yer 11116. Reading notices, 10 cents Der line for rst in- sertion; 5 cents. per lme for each subsequent Insertion of the same matter. T.`ar~u-."l nmnenl and flnvntvnvnnnf. nvru-Han vv.-gr..--......, ..,..r . ..-.- .....-.....v 4 ` "Condensed. advertisements on First Page, such as Wants of all kinds. Lost and Found, Property for Sale or to Rent, Specic Articles, Etc.,Etc., must be accompanied with the cash, and will be inserted--F1rst insertion. 2 cents per word. each subsequent insertion, 1 cent er word names, addresses, and gures counte as words ; but a. reduction to 1 cent per word will be made when the number of insertions or the same matter exceed FOUR. tl'Anv1i:R'manz'Rs SHOULD own rms lucmxm * (12'l1ne s o1i d"nonpa.reil make one inch). ` V A ';'RANs1n.N'r ADVERTISEMENTS. g , First insertign, 10 cents per l_ine. Each sub sequent insert1nn,'4 cents per hne. Pnnina nnh'm=.n_ 10 cents ner line for rnf. in. n: NORTHERN AnvAucE| Giles Liniment Iodide Ammonia Removes all U_`nsight1y'Bunches_. lV..._.... T nwuntu IMPORTANH i Spinal Mengitis. Quitter. Sprung Knees. -'-- v -._\.u..._--.. No stable should be without it. Railroad, mining and express companies all use Giles Liniment. and in the great racing stables of Belmont and Lorillard it has achieved wonders. One trial will convince. . . [Write DR. GILES, Box 3482, N.Y. P.O. who will, without charge, give ad vice on all diseases and also on the management of cattle. Sold by allidruggists at 50c. and $1.00 bottle,_ and in a`uarts at $2.50, in which there is great saving. he Liniment in white wrappers is for family use; thetin yellow for cattle. Giles ITodide`A1nm-(:19. Horse and Cattle ` ` Poxvders. ' USED by all the leading horsemen on Jerome Park, Fleetwood, Brighton Beach,Sl1eepa- head Bay and Bull s Head. Never disappoint, `are Tonic, Alterative and I)iur,etic. Destroy Worms, Cures Indigestion. Colic, Bots, Sore Throat, Catarrh, Founder, Pink-eye and Rheu- matism. The dose is small and the power is great. The Powders are guaranteed and Pur- chasers failin to obtain a. cure money refund- ed. Sold oy a ldruggists at 25 cts. 8. box. HOW |.0S;|'_. We have Ifecently published a. new i I .. edition of Dr. Culverxvelvs Cele- ` I E brated Essay on the radical and cr- manent cure (without medlcine) of b. er- vous Debility, Mental and Physical Incapacity, Impedjments to Marriage, etc , resulting from excesseg. _ Asa-Danna 1n n ansn nnvnlnna nnlv 6 cents. 01` S Pr1ce in a sealed envelope, only 6 cents, two postage stem 8. The celebrate author. in this admirable Essay, clearly demonstrates. from thirty years successful practice. that'ala1-ming consequen- ces may be radically cured without the danger- ous use of internal medicines or the use of the knife; pointing out a mode of cure at once simple, certain and effectual, by means of which every sufferer. no matter vs hat his condition mnv ha mnv cure himself cheaply. Drivately matter nat. ms conamon me be,_ may cure himself cheaply, privately an radlcally. H'This Lecture should be in the hands of every youth and ever man in the land. Address the CULV RWELL MEDICAL Co. 41 Ann St.. New York; Post Oice Box 450. fHE{c6oK7sB-`r EEEEN No. 0! Inches Space. '11\'(`I`{l}.{L} wmna l'lm 111'.-_+t' flowers of spring---Those ufliclx _yu1~.' wife selects for her Easter ln mu-l. l"1'CcIn:ul l l1I`;;:1ti\"u. all \ Z1l`lL`tlL`S of Worms. T We disapprove of broom-drills Thg 11` can wield a broom too 1:` W01 In Powders requir no other well z1lre.'uly. _ Dr. l.0\\"s Worm Syrup has removed tape \\`~rm from 15 to 30 feetlin length_ It also destroys all kinds of Worm. l-`ilx are so plentiful in Cb.liforn_ia, that They are safe and sure to remove the mly lie a sherman can te1l_is to say he didn't catch anything. A renowned circus clown died recently 11-. n.-...Ll +f\ Inavn konh nnn nf TO OWNERS OF STOCK- bv V 1`REEMAN S` ~ "POWDERS. ' Aarejpxaasanl t to77t*si(:o.7 Contain their own Eugative. `Is a safe, sure, and em.-ctnal ducmur at worn: in onnaxenm-Adam 4'1-cow-39 CONDENSED ADVERTISEMENTS. 7LeT8sona: given. in all Branches of Painting-;Drawin , &c.. 850. '-.. T:-ma_o 1 tie `n`|`inan`n -fggrfg-a- \!?li*est of -- -T81'I.i. n .%3e`ia'3r*:`?26 V1 _. MANHOOD DR'I'R,A_I"_l' %A1NTEn : w. (3: MCOLEAN, `WNW ~'*'J- . (`mrn-, Whooping Cough _and Bronchitis mn1c11i:1t(%ly relieved by Shiloh s Cure. Sold by John Woods, Barrie, and M; J`. Hamlin, .\'Hand:11L-,. - . T Chicago has a young woman who sleeps x`i,1lt(1}'S in one inning. Some women will do mnst anything to escape building `hm kitchen Iire. - _ Fur lame hack, side or chesf, use Shi1.)h'B I.'urm1s Hzlstarl". Price 25 cents. Scld by Vuhn \\'.oods, Barrie, and M. J. Hamlin,- L.` -. . -`One : Inser tion. 1 L`* 9 fgli L on applfcation D :-Up-s_t.airs,.VVest of lolljexf street. Burrito . In; 1.: Lil! uuvun Cures Lamncss in Cattle. {ii 300 Founder, VVea.k Limbs. ' I ' Lo 20 In_ser- Inser- . tlons. tions.` (311103) (6mos);{ limos *1-`on " l|t1\ \\ 0 often hear the expression that the UPC has gone out. And 11; l8:S8.ld that in :=nm_c of mu` large -places you can actually T m} the re escape. - 1 11 ,,A,'___ II____- 1- 93 1600 HOW RESTORE!) I `Aszenf. Barrie. Ont Spavin, ttingbone 15 oo 25 oo 46 ool Windgalls. 31..-- J [ 52 Inser- tions. yv 14 V11 00 45 00 'l\I1 II`! Its searching and healing properties are known throuszhout the World. For the cure of Bad Legs. Bad Breasts. I 'I'YI '.!'.c2:1. _ T H . Prof. I.r)\\"sS1 l1phurA Soap is highly recom- :m`111L' fur the cure of Eruption, Chafes, t'11u1pcd hgmds, Fimples, Tan, &c. 'l`Imn{_vht is swift. Thought cannot be .-;.nt;-ulleal. This laot is theonly thing` 1.1131 hinders our engaging thought as an bUyn '- "" -~~'-- /`A-....'I.. nun: DnnnnL:C:n _,_ .___-_-_-,--._- it is an infallible remedy. If effectually rubbed on the neck or chest, as salt into meat, it cures Sore Throat, Diptheria. Bronchitis, Colds, and even Asthma. For Glandular Swellings, Ab- scesses, Piles, Fistulas, giving tone,.energy and vigor to these great MAIN FPRINGS 0F-LI_}`E. They are eondentl recommended as a never failincz remedy in :3. cases where the constitution, from whatevi` cause, has become impaired or weakened. They are wonderfully efficacious in all ailments incidental to Females of all ages, and as 9. Gen eral Family Medicine are unsurpassed. And every kind of skin disease, it has never been known to fail. I 7'-ma D3111: ant` n:nfvnon nun Mnnlsfnnfiina I U881! KHUWII L0 111.1!- The Pills and Ointment are Manufactured only at 533 OXFORD STREET, LONDON, Ant` own an-:13 1-u-r 13'" Vow-nnra nf 1\In:1nnnn -.v.n. try n V....... v uvv-uuanazg U11 ms St9m5i1? Kidn9YWiifi3_9W1s: .._____ L-_ __.-._.._. _._.'l _.. _._._ vuJ\I vs-Av v-. .4`-so n.-you n.a;\.n-uuu 913 \. V.o_!1._nds 89353. and Plersa 1 3?? 3'\I UIIX 3III-&l &3I`3&IV' ` And are sold b all Vendors of Medicines. throu hout the ivilized World: with direc- tions or use in almost every language. $13111-nhnanru qhnnld Inn]: in than Tnhalq rm This Great I-foiusehold Medicine ranks amongst the leading necessaries of Life. THAQA fnrnnnn pill: 1-nu-ifv H-an Dlnn an`! an`! one muuxug xlcccssarles OI 14116. These famous Pills purify the Blood, and act ; most powerfully, yet soothingly on the I , `I 'I\ 'I'!__,, II 77"! 1 1 GOUT, RHEUMATISM, I"'l|1.l vI.\.I\ A1 lamlalcf y language. 6' Purchasers should look to the Labels on the Potsand Boxes. If-the address is not 533 ` Oxford Street. London. they are spurious WESTS LIVER PELLS `Will `thoroughly, cure you. They- cloenotgrlpc or purge, but act rmdly, and whenever used -are considered price- ? less. ` They have ' prev.-an to be the F For Sale by @REAT EST Use ifraem and [be relieved frfom` .. y m- msery. 30. Fills-in` a box,` 9 2: .-Sc. pigr box, 5 boxes for QI rm? 3,415 er ALL om/as/srs AND DEALERS V /xv MEDICINES * ?`9 all -si:ferers fbsn lmilgasflon. Bisordgred . Stomach.` V _ A H AV E Y U 5.: _ _ _ Liver Complaint. Dyspepsia, Imligcsnon; Biliou. _ _]:mnLlice, Headache, Dizziness, Pain in the l3:u;lc. Costiveness or any disease arising from :1 deranged liver, DR. _CnAs1=.'s L1vi:R CURE Wlll be found a sure and ....... . .-. .....-...-',ln 11K. bllbb 5 L certain remedy. In A certain remedy. ' NATURE'S REMEDY_ ._ _ The unqualied success of Dr. Chase s Liver Cure m Liver Complaint restssolely with the_f:1ct that it is compounded from nature's well known live: re ulators MANDRAKE AND DANDELION, combined wit many other invaluable roots, barks and herbs, having :1 %owerful effect. on the Kidneys, Stomach, Bowels and lood. 500,000 SOLD `Over oh:-half mz'Ilz_'m qf Dr.-Chase : Rcczje Book: ' were sold in Canada alone. lVe want wary man, woman and child who is troulrlcd with Livcr C om- plain: to try this excdlent remedy. LA DIES . I. 9- _ ._,_II I......... 1'... plant an ..u.Ao3..- ':Iun\O nnnens Sun.mI ;~; \'r1'AI.1'/,I:R is-what you peqd for (mstipation, Loss of Appetnte, DIZZIDGBS, and all symptoms of Dyspepsia. Price 10 and 75 cents per bottle. Sdld by J. "Woods, (Barrie. and M. J, Hamlin. Allandgzle. A . W1 :-1ppr':< .mre_ on every 1); `these Cclcbrntetl ' . I _ LR U I L: ' It is a.well known fact that an xnactwe lwer cause:`- a dull, sallow complexion, liver spots. pimples, etc. ; Chase's Liver Cure is the only remedy that will most positively cure these complaints. Gnu:-rulun Ilcw nlll IWAV Fl!!! positively tnese complaints. . SOMETHING NEW. GIVEN AWAY FREE \Vrapped around every bottle of Dr. Chase's Liver Cure is a valuable Household Medical Guide and Recipe Book (84 ages), containing over zoo useful recipes, pronounced) by medicalmen and druggists as invalu- able, and worgh ten times the price of the medicine. , C --nnnunnnn n An A I I, I - l|,4__ll-.__I nun. nuu vvvn su an.- 1. nmusou 8Ji:o., Sole Agents, Bradford. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. u\.a sun. tn luv vs nu. n.-vu-v...- ., .!tL.I.-wA?s H1-s BIL/6':/$7/v_s%,V o YSPEPSIA, . 'lNDlGESTIOiV, .-`A UNDICE. ER `/'5`/PELA8, SALT RHEU/37, HEARTBUI?/V, `HEADACHE, HLLOWAY Sm0|NTMENT " V' " "'I V 7' -'-- """ 1 And every species of disease arisln ' fr-c--. zxisordered LIVER, "KIDNEY8; s`ro A024, ? V BowELs on - m.ooo.~ .. MILBURN`&5_0:; `rim raa:%AN% Assam: Am , PERFECT cama 1`L`,llOVVIlU(.1 UHJUUD utuvvu. uxuu Luuvuluy in. 'rr..y, He ought to have been one _of his mm iukcs, then-he never would have lied. . _ ' N:\ti<>nnl Pills act promptly upon the l.im~, 1':-gplatc the Bowels and 1 as a. purga- ;; ,4; are mxlcl and thorough. . _ W `t ' is 'ust like a pie. There IS an .`3(?_L.lL.,?...n+J mm`! 9 |Inxn1.r'nM1RI'..' hnl`.-the nvspzisli on INDIGESTION, WHEN WHY SUFFER FROM SE: B \\\\\\ *E%q%h \_IVlLl:M({}-`:E OR RELIEVE EEORGE mom KMAN, . DRUG-GIST. BARBIE. BLESSING OF THE AGE. ' C.}S11ntcrfeLits: |l\JI\- L :'1. Pills: A HAVEN voif 'l\.._...;.n_~-a I IHHFVI` \\ ox`xu-e-1.1W a;'e'1ie.b1eto make m'any mis- takes, but not one of them, ateleast no white woman, ever gets so far wrong that she puts pulverized charcoal on her face mstend of pearl powder, Have you ever tried McGregor 8c Parke s` (`arbolic Comte for sores of any kind ? It is be- )`om1douht. the very best preparation lnthe n`mrk<-t for healing and Curing` Sores. Burns. ` m3.l il111)1('H.Hldtnhma, and in the nnlv uro- THE ELEBRATE15 ;a I `R :9 % ulna-an-t\ 75=`7 `15eE`zas] 1: _r\I1l\ (Inn A]. ; and T .':xsAe Imitations. 5* in Blue, with signs.- l_I"CeV trial package Qt :' sent to axxy`-address . t stamp. EH22}/TE..' _ /mops Y, FLUTTERI/VG Ill` H-11F ll ! fJI.'.`_-_ _, I"lIIJlI I 9' THE s`r0M.4_c;;', DRY-NE88 o.-=f rug ax/,-I, I $3! I InlllI'\l _ OF THE HEART, AOIDITY OF -I-nun A`-p-Annnn-. i 3Proprletor~. -Ietors, TORONTO. ngarm-r_r{orhca1i11g aind Cufing` Sores. Hts. l nnplvH, matches. and is the on! 1'0- l\'CI` methogl of applying Carbolic Acid. 01 8-1' . `lonkmun s 1)x~us.: Store for 250. per box. 11-23 An L! ...A_._,,_, 3 xv, .1 r1 ,1s,_ n_:_.L 1 My d0.'u`, said 3. Burlington photo- :m11m~ to his wife, as he he scoured his plznc with , his napkin, 1 do wish you mllld teach -Bridget to wipe dishes bv the -lry-plate process. ` 111 'u` 1., 14-, .......... .. u 11: us; ouunz xur auu. pm: uuzu it -V . _,Au old woman in North Carolina. faint- ed a few davs ago at her rst sight of a locomotive and railway train. The sight of a fashionable woman's train would un- `1bt9d1Y ha.ve.driven her crazy. This in in ..,.-L:a_.L_L1- u 1 -:,n_... ` .-..-_, ..w`vu-\.|LI.VUu. ucn unalay. ' T1113 is to certify tlmt I have used McG!'68' 01'B Sncedy Cure for D spepsja. and Live!` C0ll1D1uInt,, and do honeetfy say that if it cost me one hundred dollars ($100.00) 3 bot '1 would not be without it, as it has clone 136 more good _than all the medicines I ever used. and I feel lxke a new man --You`s truly ALEX- .~."1~x~:1cr., Carleton Place, Ont. This medicine is for sale at 500. uni $1 00 b ttl a.t`MOnk- man's Drug Stonxe: `per 0 (5 11-23 I A Troy business house advertises," Collars and cuffs. Full wedding outfits. A Trojan wedding: must: bear a close re- d ee111l_>lancu to a hallof c1a,ssic statuary, out 1t xnust be terribly uncomfortable to- 1118I'1`v when the mercury is courting ze1'0- TIN` IZHPNI. Y'l'|'i\'!):11v 43.`- 1'1-.. ._L _ ru,I_1.. IV..---- LITTLE THINGS wn"1cnTn TIIE_WHOLE WORLD KIN . 1`1'r:1ised`. ' ise, Promptl: nclcty 13 Juan uxxu a pm. ;u_u.g My M55 `;.1)e1' crust and a.1o_wer`crust,.but-the -`.`11.`3tI`c,I1_s_.t.}){l.Ip](l substance has between W}]-6-(v)iJ.{;; ;.{6:.nu:1y 101' uougns, Uolds, Ul`011P. , , ough. Hxonchitis, eto;, is Mo- -`_` 1' K0I' 5 hum: ` (Jompound. There is no remedy x_n 1-xn-,_tcnce(-nntuiningn.ny one of the active: 1n~,,r1<-du-Vnts posing McGre`g0r'B Lung pom`- |umm1,a0d0n0t; say vou have taken 6V6l`Y'x` `hing unm ym11u1v(: tried this-for your cold 91' ` `U-:11. and all who ll`n`\'%\L)I:]r_31(\:9r`)&-lllrP3..1 will be the '-'5: LI. ,4 -:4 w . iufd drop my head'--so -'-.-a..nd `should ` #0. L ,11n%f,` 1 leap-, I run ;_theuw11gt1yvpiil<`i}y;9|J;V; , _ \.,......uuu.;u.uy one or um 80`UlV9 composing every-x `hill! )1-H1 have this-for 0015 91`- '*' your opinion be-the same. a L \\'l1()lm\'m1sodit. viz , that "it is the beat; .`*'u](l in 5U'(-.2u1:1:}3[.00 bottles by Geo. Monkman; lJ1'm,':.,"ist. V . . ` ll-2,3. ; I<}11t.h11siastic yrofessor of physicsVd'iciJs;-_ Sing the organic and inorgamc_ kinggiqms; --Now, if I should shut my 0ye8-.-:30"-**:' move, you wou1d'aa.yj1 was:4a,`c1oid;1i.`}33litiT', vmy Sayings Sandwiched with i ai'a- grnphs for the Ser1ous-The Beat the scissors can Find. ..-.... uuu ;uuu;uL`_y 18 C \`\fI'l:<: latest r(:m.ei1y for Coughs, . hoopim; .(!ough. H1onchi,ti,. .H1'(2uor s lain tn. ..... --~ J m- . :'\:[){t Z\\'1n \\. l_13'-' xi [im3v1sHmes| ll] `Lil Al}: A sI1:11x1ofn1'l1aIigitigf March 18,1886, `;;'-srzui woman" is said to have 1; w:1t01' into her husba.nd s ear. In-..`. zmds would not object to such. .-i. x. J.?.:a._r, providing it deafened them. ' z z 2 4 \:r.;n'r.<, n_m,de misera.b1e`by that !w- w :__i). .\i]1`1()il,S (lure is the remedy :~.;1l by John Woods, Barrie, and if, '.;s:ni'11, _z\l1_a11 . I r'm.m 1`nsi1Ld into a. drug store `on ;m-11\1(:` ycH`t(`Ar'day and exclaimed -~. {int-t, w11ng_x11an.' I eat raw bork, Alix 3-; dare ms doss machinery in itli 1r1 s:_u with Dyspepsia and Liv-- ; gv`-;`3H.`.9 1' $'nilnh a Vitalizer isjguab ~i ,1: -din: :\'Ul`.. -.`ini\i\i VVOOd8, 3 :-.:;i .31." .|. Hrunlin, Allandale. ~ -.=.r'o is said to_b<;a a. decided reaction at. Hufs in Nc\v `i'ui~k'. , Tn this part - awn-.tr;,r the reaction. has prevailed Em-,5 time._ It is applied with a..tne ...a Liv; ISLA ....,., .,,, :2 T01,` 1L young "man starting a ` - TI}nwn`1n front. I MLNVIL` . y (1.; p'n`<.u.~x1s nizu'ch at the head 'of 8.- ` . r I ,9 , put 2. J u an. [the way. immediate delivery system. -spring--Thos'e ',,.`L',; 9..-Jnnl-a `nu `nay: ll-nag}-0`. { 1.1:;J'i11:`3t who strikes quickly belivs .n`.~' <'nI.`I:II and Consumption Cure is umlm Woods, Barrie, and M. J. _Ham- `.:'.m1n1(-, on a gtlarantee. It cures % u I -Ill.,')lU LI) kJAl.\J L\./vl:\4|. UV adv vv ul.1`~,pJv- :1: but be perhaps was so dirty ;h1`t L".1011;{h water on the ship. km :;'L\`: (`emu `can be so quicklv ~;r> s Cure. ;We gaurante it. f Julm \V00ds, Barrie, and M. J. _ ;`iI..111a.le. .X..v... . LJRHIIUI washed overboard, exclaim- | .~u.:;1o as she read a. newspaper. 1.1 ,,L L. __-_.L..-... ........ ...\ .Jl..Lu` mm; L n. ]_hiS \"ic(`SL ' V ` f . 7 1 :1-girl t.mvv,-ls on good` lobks she ..; lzcr face value.` V ' ~~ AL__.L1'_.' __ _ reat .(:HV M 1:L:,.hca1th`a'nd_swct breath Ly ,`<}1ilul1 s- Catarrh Remedy. `Price Nasal Injector free. Sold by .-Iulm "am-ie, andvM. J. Hzu1_11in,`Al}a.n- vcr expect _a blacksmith to _..;...n ;-'-4the hanging of the . V I Zs,-V(J7<()1dVsV,ZaCroup, : am: in Mn. The Kind of Fellow the Girls Want. The right kind of a fellow is modest and mellow, and generous and brave and . benign, ' His nature s apparent and clear and trans- parent like yours, gentle reader, and mine. . He has no verbosity, no tongue tortuosity, and he neveris boastful and loud ; He is gentle andpquiet and plain in his (1 and never gets. mad in a crowd ; He s grand and majestic. . yet meek and domestic, and spends his spare evenings at home ; _ He s a tireless searcher for all kinds of virtue, like the author and `proprietor of this `pome ; ' . _ , He don t play the ddle, part his hair in the middle, nor dress like an Anglican dude. W hen he goes to a party with Mcigs or Me- Carty he never is noisy and rude ; He lives in frugality and sweet ooniugality, and wants pie but two times a day ; He never eats onions nor treads onjyour bnnions nor growls when you get in his way ; He s wise and he s witty, presevering and gritty, and has a magnicent head ; He s all light and sweetness. he s thorough completeness, he s perfection, in short --but he's dead ! HollowaV s Pills _ and nervous irritability there is no medicine which operates so like a charm as these famous Pills. A disordered stomach and a torpid liver are fertilejsources of gloomy thoughts and dismal forebodings. These Pills elevate the spirits, and, in tact, make` the patient sensible of a most delightful re`- volution in his whole system. They may be "commenced most unreservedly as the very best family medicine in existence. Though so powerfully efcacious, they are singularly mild in-their operation, and may be given with perfect condence to delicate women and young children. They contain no mer-l cury, or any other noxious substance, and cannot do 'harm.. Delicate females and -all persons of sedentary habits will nd these In general debility, mental depression, I ` Pills a blessing. L U 7' 77"7-`` '~ _" `id -vr`-1' ' Dr. William M.` Giles, Hartford, Conn., March 24, 1879. Sir-I have procured one large bottle of your Iodide Ammonia, Lini- ment of Messrs. Sisson, Butler & 00., your agent for this city,_ which I sent to an invalid friend in Zurich, Switzerland, who had been three years conned to.her*bed with rheuma- tism, and I am happy to announce that I learn it has effected a radical relief. The patient is now able to walk and work, `and the cure is solely attributed to vqur Lini- ment. I am now requested to send another parcel that others may be beneted. Yours truly, George Berg. Sold by W. 0. Mc- ean. . _ ` AA- call Mtne? I Voice from` the `rein:-.-VA clodhopper .! Class is dismised. Have you Toothache? Use FIuid'~ hthin; Have you Rheumatism? Use Flux -.2.`Light-` i I . ` nliive you a stiff Joint? Use Fluid Light- nig. - e v u Neuralg'a2 Use. F1'u1(ILi ht `it '. 113% ygu Lumbagtu} Use Fluid IIiR1ti11l:1:.g _Are you troubled wtth Headache? use Fluid Llhtnmg. I 4 ' T ave vrm anv nain ? ' Use Fluid T.{o11I: ,hin-an up vu ----wv- -------cw -_._.-. Mr. Bow1es-4I see that there, are` about 200 deaths from delirium tremens in this country everv year. T v 1\/r.. `1',....1.... ur..A.mA I n.-mo .. mam`. "" $.'w52"i1 any pain 2_` Use F1ui1..Lighnmg; It will cure you the.msta_nt it is appued. StT1-yit; 25c. per bottle at 'Monkman's ! I - . Public. Speaker (to rep_orter)-+-Yo`u told me that vou took all the pnintsl made in my speech "yesterday, and here you have only got two lines, Vsimyly say- ing that I addressed themeeting. And I ` spoke at least: ah hour. R I)(`.V\f\VI"l\II `$1. n n ~ . . _ A . . A . . -.3.. L`_-i. -_-___- $1 FVGIVUBI lino _ A ' ut;\u_\u uu svuuu all uuulo ' _ I_{eporter-_--I fissure you air, that `every pomt you made 13 In my report-. ` `Pm- 12I T_"II:___-_ `ll 1-1-1 11- up 1 IN UGII I d ! Quite a_nnm`-. 1 111 01113 UUUIIUIJ UVULV AMr. Jowles-` `Inde ber, ain tit_? T T - % I INQID uV-- nuu'LA n nunvnknm un- I IJUI Call]. II III} . M13. B.---Yes; quite a number.` By- the way, I see that there has been another death from hydrophobia. in France. T\.T.. T ,_,Tn L1-`AL an 9 AV'I.r\"|llII 9 Tho` LICKIIIII. LLUILI IIJLILUPIJUULG Ill ..I.'LIl1ly\?I Mr. J .---` `Is that so Another ? That makes three this year. By jove, if I-had my way I'd exterminate the brutes. ~ I wouldn t leave one of em alive. v-vw A Complete Breakdown. . For ten vears, , says J eunie M. Harrett, of Walelaceburg, Ont., =I did not see a well da.y-was all broken` down with dyspepsia, liver complaint, catarrh a.nd'debility. Three doctors abandoned hope for me, . when Bur- dock Blood Bitberscame to my rescue. It is the test medicine I have ever taken. I say this for the benet of all suffering as I did.- T . .. ` ` _.._.___.g_.:..__ He Missed It. . Tact is a great thing. A few evenings ago a. lady who_ makes desperate` en- deavors to hold the eeting charms _of youth, asked a young gentleman to sing her a. song, adding archly, _something suited to me, and instead of giving You haunt my dreams, or something equally complimentary, he struck into The Last Rose of Summer, because, forsooth, it suited his voice. And now `invitations from that house are known to him -no more. sure cure for Rheumatism. If the system is properlly; cleanred by some medicine that acts upon is e bowesl, kidneys and skin, such as Burdock Blood Bitters, and the sufferer will use Hagyar`d s Yellow Oil according to directions. there are few cases of rheumatism, however bad, but will yield ............-.4-`I u I-n Ink 4: I-_-nnlwh on I-. UL ruuuuunuuanu, uuvvvvvu. wuu I promptly to,,the treatment -__._..._-o-..__-. L The Professor Posed. Profeesor-How could anyone . write } such at verses? , `I'1-____`l__ A.-L'L.u. T Ann,` nnu#n SUCH. 11815 VBFBEB _l - Popular Author--I don't agr; with you, air; and I ought to say that the_ words are mine. _ `H -l!.__... uni. T 1...: tin`!!! nauuinn ' T words mlne." -Professor--Oh, I beg your pardon I I mean that they are so horril: ly bungled bv the woman reading them.` Who is she_.? , -___1-__ A ..;.1..... am... :. n'\11h|1{fA-'liI'. ` bV%k. .P$i:ii1;hf6.`.?XlFf$, II VI ogugov `- v-- -- - There Tisnq qyher rgtzyedy #118` the test of time` so `long; ha! Ye1l0.w,'Oi1=fqr`. rhelm9i,15,m, 3:}? throat, dafnss, an mpstwinil 7- H" "V." *:n.`.v mg. -.-as 1 n $...'I. 2 I I Edward Cousins, of Ranson, declares he was at one time nearly dead from the effects or a terrible cold and cough, He triedmany. remedies but Hagyard s Pectoral Balsam was what cured him. He ` speaks in highest praise of it in other cases", and adds that he is willing to take oath to his statements. 2--:-- Chauncey Smith, in the Popular Science Monthly, says: Artillery is monarchic, cavalry aristocratic and infantry demo cratic- Armor and horse brought the rule of the few over the many ; cannon helped make one man ruler over -all; ; while the musket is the agent of the 1 popular will and the pioneer of, `universal sutfrage., ` - * - AIWAPEB. he 1" 2 Popular Author--She is mi wife,fsir._ -*-:50-C-O------j W111 Tak Oathto the Fact. 7 -2 'l)-.._-.. Jggn" _H'e d Extergmate Them. ;'-':'- ;I,___ .__..`n-Ant I-hn 1' |?'HVU.l'lIav . v ` dy that has stood --_a)b"has `Ha.gya.1fd .a ..,._______]._;_,. `urn A she Fumigated. - ' A woman went down to the Grand Trunk depot the other day to see about some freight expected from Canada, and after looking over his files the agent in- formed her that the goods had arrived in_ Windsor but were being fumigated.- ccWL-L I-u...-in...-... 1......` LI... #1. A... .~... Two parents by the evening` re ; The red light fall about their kne'es On heads that rose by alowdegrees Like buds upon the lily spire.` ` T 0 patient life ! M 0 tender strife ! The we still sat together there, o -The red lightshone about their knees ; But all the heizds by slow degrees `Had gone and left thgt lonely pair. T 0 Voyage fast ! O vanished past 1 "The red iight shone upon the oor And made the spaee between them wide ; ' They drew their chairs up side by side, ' Their pale cheeks joined, and said, Once ` more !- f\ -,_ ,,,, ,, VJJLLJLIJDD IIIAIL IIDACIA c . Do vou know what they fumigate gcods fo} over in Windsor 2 rH\XT..`Il ....... ....... 'l'.-..... J- .....-. 3.... ......J...:... V I LIJSIDUL U!-IV VVULC |lUl.I.Is L|.llI.lI5IIUU\ln' What business have they_to open my boxes over ther? loudly demanded the woman. 11t'\1 HI ' in :1 I . 1-I VI UIAJIJIIU Oh, they won t open the boxes at. all. Theywill simply fumiga.te' them. H\X7n1l T un~... L U\nv 1. nnckinn. A5 LL l\ IAVVV c There will be no charge, n_1a.dam ; no charge. . HA..A {t 4.1.... ..... ...;..'.I .........l- ....... 'L.......... .......5... And if they go and mark my bureau and bedsteads with paint , or chalk I ll have damages ! she said, as she pulled on her mittens. I (VIII I 1 0 I 9 III! I Two faces d er :a. cradle bnt; `A Two hands above the head were locked ; These pressed each other while they rocked,` `Those watcheda. life tha.t love had sent. ` O solemn hour! I 0 hidden power! DUI. V, now ! lltIII `III ECU` IlI`UUcIlO They won't do it, ma a.m. The law re- quires fumigation. It is simply fumiga- tion.` . ' ? vw1.1e Went out shaking her head, and on the next block stopped the driver of an express Waggon and asked : CYI\I l7V\l'\lI1 `T7`2r$T1`, 3533, f 32391" Zaly for certain, but it has something. to do with small- pox. V NV`.-.. m -1... ....._...........J .. -1..- _'.-....;.....I .. run- - Yip ! she screamed, as she jumped a. foot high. They are going to fumigate the small-pox all through `em to revenge on me for moving out of the country ! Show me to the nearest police station !` _ 3"-7 Ifvv r-.---- . Two wedded fr5m fhe portal ste13':. " The bells made happy carolings. . The air was soft as fanning wings, .White petals on the pathway slept. V V 0 pure# eyed brxde ! ' " 0 tender bride ! J-IIUJ > 7' ll` III.IkI LLIIIJIEZIJC UIICII-II Well, I wogt pay for nothing of th e sort, and I want you to understand it nnnr V 0 V1? KVV1El Two lvers by a moss-groivn sprmg : '- 1, .l`hey leangd soft fcheeks together there ' . `Mingled "the dark ahd sunny hiir, And heard the wooing thrushes sing. ' O budding time ! W 0-loveL sA best prime! oa'ranmi..a NEW rnnarsmxr. - Perhaps the most extraordinary success that has beenachieved in modern medicine has been obtained .by the Dixon treatment for ` Catarrh. Out of 2,000 patients treated during the past six months, fully ninety 1- cent. have been cured of this stubborn ma ady. This is none the less startling when it is remem- bered thatvnot ve per cent. of patients pre- senting themselves to the regu`ar practitioner are beneted, while the patent medicines and other advertsed cum never` record a cure at all. Starting with the claim now generally be- lieved by the most scientic men that the disease is due to thepresence of living para- sites in the tissue, Mr. Dixon at once adapted his cure to their exterm:nation-this `accom- plished. he claims the'Catarrh is practically eiired,and the erinanency is unquestioned.as cures effected y him four years ago are cures still. No one else has ever attempted to cure Catarrh in this manner, and no other treat- ment has ever cured Catarrh. The applica- tion of the remedy is simple, and can be done _at home, and the present season of the year at the most favourable for a speedy and perma- nent cure, the inaiority of cases being cured in one treatment. Sufferers should correspond with Messrs. A. H. DIXON & SON, 305 King street west, Toronto, Canada, and enclose stamp for their treatise on Catarrhu -Mom treal Star. Nov. 17. 1882. Manners` for Boys. . -H t 1'f d h V ' ~ czIor:) IIt:`)wl`dt: yo: de:? saXl]: when o`ering a. lady 9. seat, or acknowl- ` edging a. favor. 11...... nLnn uv:#`\ llI'I11l'\V'|l3 1115141 urn: uuglug, It LUIVUI} Keep step with anyone you walk with. Always precede aplady up stairs, but ask if you shall precede hergoing through a }' crowd or public place. _ - 1 A 4. 4-1.... ..4..m.+ Anna _T'l at n' Hm mnmnmf. nE|3b1|