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adapted Yul ROYAL sNsumi:E CUMPANY H ; nnnrnn `Ann AAA AAA ASSETS. 's25,'ooo,ooo. Has the Largest Surplus of Assets `over Liabili- s ties of any Fire Insurance Company in the world. ` OFFI0tI."-- Up-stairs LWVDUNVHOAUSE, ` 011 Lennoap Lcnnoac Flat. . * Capital 2.000.000; deposited with the Govern- ment at Ottawa $100.000. Reserve fund A 50,000 Sterling. THE MERCANTILE FIRE INSURANCE 00 Capital $500,000; Government deposit made. {Bax-rte Sent. 11. 1818 [ Northern 85 North Western Reways. TI-IR.C)1ZJ'G-1'-I TICKETS. To all points East and Wst. and Manitoba. For tickets, rates, etc., apply to ` [ CAPT. SMITH, } Rom. QUINN, Agent N. 8: N. W. Rvs., ` General Passenger Agent. ' Igagrie. 1 Lam.d'a:zd+ .E11.-.s4:7:1,;:e z4 gent, iife, F1 /refund Accident. Olce. East side of Oven Street. next door to the Bank of Toronto. _ - ",1, `non 1n 1_ L JAS. scaocese % CONVEYANCER, COMMISSIONER IN H.C J. manufactured fresh `every da.y.- Ask your grocer for them and you will use no other. } Licensed Auctioneer for the County of ` Simcoeq 4 ` Ordefs left at the Anvmon: Oice will be romptly attended to, and information will be_ urnished garties reqmring Mr. Ford's services. as thong he had himself been consulted. Sales taken in prices to suit everybody. V [ Auction Rooms and Oice. --Few Doors No;-th _ of Wellington Hotel. Baveld st.. Barrie. wECONl)-ll an 5- FURN - TUBE B0l_I1ill'l` mu sou). % % Agent for the tollowin Insurance Compa.nlee now L081. I IDICIGII IIIIII on 6116 17301081 anulseb T. mane t.cure(wltho"tmedlcine)ot er- vous Debility. ems) and Physical Incapacity, Impediments to Marrlaire. etc , resulting from cassea. exB'Prloe in a sealed envelope, only 6 cents, or mwn mum: me mm mm, Z 1' 1100 III E EUIIUI two posts atam 5. The ce ebra a` `Funny an an`: Amman: two DOIISIIFO BB8 lIJ)8. ebrate author. in this admirable Essa . cu arly demonstrates. from thirty years successful practice. that alarming consequen- ces may be radically cured without the danger- ous use of internal medicines or the use of the kniie; pointing out a mode of cure at once simple. certain and efectual, by means of which every sutlferer. no matter vhathis condition | In . be. may cure himself cheanli. privately 'an_ radically. a"l`his Lecture? should be in the hands-of every youth and every` mania the land. . Add:-can than (`!tTT.Vll:kWlm.L Mlatnrru r. rm every y0`lI.lII auu CV9! ' ullll III Ell! Inna. * Address the cULv | mwm.L MEDIGALVCOA. 41 Ann BL. New York. 1`ostAU1oeBox4-50. B9?%if4*5i9? 8AiK5%` mmzs AND SHO l`%Gl|Ns. ruu an-nan V..- Barrie. 2"l-st:.i`Earcl`1'.'1883. `Jzxr./{Es EDWARDS, Rates Moaemte:E2s Equitably and ` Promptly Adjusted. b ? % FRr.EMANfs T WQRM ;_1=ownERs. V `Are pleasant to tr:ko. Contain their own Pnrgutixie. Is a. safe, sure, and etfectnal Vina-ant at worms in Children orAdn1ti Food.` GEO. R. LFORD,- CI,-3A:A.R.LBs WAY, CITY ,OF LONDON, ENGLAND,- V ` ha.{'e recentlv publishiedra nw edition of Dr. Onlverwellh Cole- ! brnted Essay on the radicaland 1- mnnn-nt mu-A lwlthnvvt. med lnhml nf or- Lessons given in all Branches of Painting. Drawin . 8:0,. &o. Terms on app! cation Q?! I n nn ._nn..t.n.. 115%.. cu! application STU D I O :-Up-stairs, Wat of Fire Hall. Collier street. Barrie. MANHOOD .-.r..--.... ..-._-- _.-u.' -.-V--gave anpiml, 3,000,000 Sterling. %0R'l`RA'IT%AIN'l`ER` 1 r'gIw1sH1N"| AMMUNITION, &O. _ ' H. PULLAN BISCUITS a'.~m\*m~ _1 . BREAD viilsivasfvbwhnns, A nun-`O of Dan: THE A|_l0Vl_ ggstontn I - Fishing Tackle. GO TO PULLA N'S oker : uigent at Barrie 1 I011 11'-It ; 5 Inbhes, } Column. 10 Inches, Q Column 20 Inches, 1 Column u .u.. .w lav- uv-av; wuuvuo H'Preferred positions in the paper will be sold at an advance of one third on above rates. , This rule W111 be strictly carried on`, I CONTRACT CHANGES. . Advertisers will please bear in mind that no- tice of intention to change advertisements must be handed in to the office not later than Saturday at 10 o'clock, and the copy for such" change must be in the ADVANCE oicc not later than 12 o'clock noon on Tuesday, in any week ; otherwise the advertiser s announcement may not be made public until the week following; A J.-_._4.:._....... ....:II ._._a. L . _-`II,__..,.,`I L- _.__ 41, , -__ Contract advertisements will be taken at the following rates. which are drafted on correct commercial principles, and. as they will be strictly adhered to in making new contracts after present contracts expire, there will _be only one once for all : V *For one mo1ith-the three monthly rate with i 15 per cent. added. '*F'nI' twn tnnnfl-u:_fhn H-.1-on rnnnuhr vol-n ` li) DUI` 68115. .(1(lB(]. ' *For two months-the three monthly rate with 10 per cent. added. .1 ...'_SL!.__ __ ` 2jn_A~-_A ' AL- ._,_,__ ,, 91! I , - v - ~ V .-.-_.- `.-.~-_... ._-...-- von\r n V`... ..,.-V n --.a. Advertisers will not be allowed to use their space for advertising anythingioutside their * own negular business. Should they do so,` transient rates will be charged for such adver- tisement; Condensed advertisements on First Page, such as VVants of all kinds. Lost and Found, Property for Sale or to Rent, Specic Articles, Etc., Et.c.. must be accompanied with the cash, andfwill be inserted-Firsti insertion, 2 cents per word.nee.ch'subsequent insertion, 1 cent per word (names. addrrsses, and figures counted as words); but a. reduction to 1 cent per word will be made when the number of insertions of the same matter exceed FOUR. I `_ ' ` of b1mc( coavv A uvsqnvu, -v \.n..:nuu ywn uuvc uuuu DILU I eeuent msertion 4 cents per line. . \ ending notices. 10 cents Der line for first in- ~ gertionz 5 cents per line for'each subsequent xnsertion of the same matte`-'. I Ipcml nmnial and llnivnnninnnll n.1......o:-.. ` uuuuruun 01 I:I}B 88.1116 I118-IaL8~'. V . L Legal. _0ic1al and Government advertxse ments Will be charged at above rates. ADVERTISING "RATES. :`_l`he Advance his a Sworn Circulation -` of M '.l`hlrte_9n Hundred and V 'l`w`_enty Copies, Aimost, if not quite, double that of any other - Paper published in Barrie. G'AnvER'r1sn:Rs SHOULD NOTE THIS FAc'r.'~:3 (12 lines solid nonpareil make one inch). . 'rRANsn.N'.r. ADVERTISEMENTS.` First insertion, 10 cents per line. -Each sub sequent insertion, { Rpninwnntinnn I0 r-.p.ntn nnr lino fnr r-at in. In the Matter of the Circulation of the | Northern Advance. COUNTY OF SIMCOE, } I, Samuel Wesley, ' `T0 WIT : of the town of Barrie. In the County of Simcoe. proprietor of Tm: NORTHERN ADVANCE newspa>er,_do solemnly declare that the actual week y clrculation of THE NORTHERN ADVANCE is no fewer than THIRTEEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY Copucs. 'Av-um` fl-in} T urn flan nit`-:|a}\nvI nf O-I-no ncn'R KDOWICQKU UL [lip utuu 18-ULB. ` - And I make this solemn declaration conscien- tiously believing the same to be true, and by virtue of the act passed in the Thirty-seventh year of Her Maj esty a reign intituled An Act for the suppression of voluntary and extra-J u- icial Oaths. Declared before me at the Town or Barrie, in the County of Sim- coe. this 28th day of T February. A.D., 1885. SAMUEL WESLEY. HAUGHTON Lmmox. - _ A rinrnrniauinnnr in ITHENORTHERM ADVANCE! ` '1'.I1ll{'l'l`JI!iN _.l.'l.UNlJl!ilJ AND 1 VVENTX UUPIES. `And that I am the publisher ot the said NORTHERN Anvancgc and therefore have full ` knowledge of the sand facts. And I make this nnlamn r'l enlnrntinn r-nmanipn- . `- A Commissioner in K B.R.. `cc , for County QAUlih.'l'Ui'U IJDXVANUA. J of Simcoe. Gi1es Liniment Iodide Ammnnia.{ Removes all Unsigbtly Bunches. .. Y A..." 1 no _-care 5' i_ Spinal Mcngilis. Sprung Knees. Quitter. IMPORTANH . _--.. .... \. | No stable should be without it. Railroad, mining "and express companies all use Giles Linment. and in the great. raring sta.bles"of Belmont and Lorillard it has achieved wonders. One trial will convince. , `X7.-{n IND l1`I'I.lA`Q Dnv Q49`) Kl V DO nrhn Une El`-lul W111 U'JllVlIlU(`. Write DR. GILES, Box 3482, N.Y. P.0. who will, without charge, give auvice on all diseases and also on the management of cattle. Sold by all dvuggists at 500. and $l.00 bottle, and in uarts at. $2.50, in which there is great saving. `he Liniment. in white wrappers is for family use ; that inyellow for cattle. Giles Iodide Amm-o-1'1_l`a Horse and Cattle Powders. USED by all the leading horsemen on Jerome Park, Fleetwood, Brighton Beach. Sheeps- head Bay and Bull's Head Never disappoint, are Tome,` Alterative and Diuretic, Destroy Worms, Cures Indigestion Colic. Bots, Sore Throat. Catarrh, Founder, Pink-eye and Rhe11- ' madam. Therdoae is small and the power is great.` The Powders are guaranteed and Pur` chasers failing to obtain a cure money refund- ed. Sold ny all druggists at 25 cm. a. box. | 1` ULVJJD LLV V no l mu Lu uJ:.\,u nun - :}UU,UUl' \ . Security. Prompt Payment, and Liberulity in i the adjustment of its Losses are the prominent 1 features of this Company. ` HANADA ROAR]: ll` ntnmnvrnpn - 1 INVESTEDA FUNDS . . 0ver.830,000,00( FUNDS INVESTEDIN CANADA 900,004- slannritv Pr-nnnn. Pavmnnt, and l.ihm-n,lin- in LVIIIHLJUD VI vunu \l\llLJ.JIIl-IJ o . CANADA scum or DIRECTORS: Hon. Henry Starnes. Uhanrman ; 'l`hoa.Cra.mp_ Esq.. Dep.-Chairman; Theodore Hart, Eaq.: Angusc. Hooper. Esq.; E. J. Barbeau. Esq, Inlinrnnnnn nffnntn at Mndarnrn Paton nf Ii in-'..'6."s'1s7ci'"1-11:` Ran, -Rnn' [r'nsBBk7s'a:'s2-.?FEuB `I nu5un,u. l'lUUpUl'. 1`4Ul{.', lb. 0. ouruuuu, 13431.}, | insurances etfected at Moderate Rates of Premium. ' Dwelling, `Churches and Farm Properties insured at specially Low Rates ('1 II (N mltrlnun f1I(1I`I\`II I |l\1\I':|I'\t\ No. of Inches Space. ' 'IVERPOOL 86 LONDON 8:. GLOBE IN- _J SURANUECOMPANY. T0 OWNERS OF STOCK- 41-eow-39 KNTED. `CONVDENSED ADV_'ERTIS1.ME!\' TS. can. 1. 1:1 , Rea.-Seoy., .--_.. Montreal. Cdx TRACT ADVERTISING. LIFE X175 FIRE. w.cy MCGLEAN, Mali man. One Ipser ~._, _.......-\......... C11L'csLamencss in (`ati!e. i-)5 'OR'E`. `IQUIl(3.L`If,_\VCil`l{ Li'mbs _ 'i6L`i>3IE6'{. Agent. Police Cour v Barrie '* * tions. _ (3 mos) 26 { _ Inser- . tions.| i | . Inser- Is 2 50's 4 001 ) 5 00 8 25 i 8 75 15 001 v 1600 25 003 ` PRICE F95 Agent, Barrie. Ont Spa yin, uingbone AFTER USlN0 - 13 06, 00: -46 00] Windgallns. T)_I__. ._ .1 Ipser- . tlons. M1371`-) 566 399.9. I I . II 7 ' ' '7 1 giving tone, energy and vigor to these great MAIN SPRINGS or Lxwc. They are condentl recommended as a never failinsz remedy in a_ cases where the constitution, from whatever cause, has become impaired or weakened. They are wonderfully eivacious in all ailmente incidental to Females of all ages, and as a Gen eral Family Medicine are unsurpassed. Its searching and healing properties are known th rouzhout the world. . For the cure of Bad Legs. Bad Breasts. (`Al `I II1 Iv- it is in i1;fa11i1;1c; remedy. If effectually rubbed on the neck or chest, as salt into meat, it cures Sore Throat, Diptheria. Bronchitis. Colds. and even Asthma. For Glandular Swellings, Ab- scesses, Piles, Fistulas, . And every kind of skin disease, it has never been known to fail. I rm... nun. ....,1 r\:..+...n..+ M... *M.......e....4......: DUB IUHUIIIK IICCCBSH-I'leB OI L118. These famous Pills purify the Blood, and act most. powerfully. yet soothingly on the ` ` 1 H $ 1','__,_, (`I `I711 C ....,..,.. re vv v........ v uvvu..;uB:_y \-u I._iw_Ier, Stoma',E;1'1:_Kidn.tays ,_111:If3_qwg1`,L n..-....'... .._- -...._..._.. --.1 ------ - up -nu V vs. .n.n..\n an Old Wounds, Sores and Ulcers, UCBI1 KDUWII LU lull. - \ The Pills and Ointment are Manufacture 3 only at V g 533 OXFORD STREET, LONDON, An nun A1.-`I kw all '\','nnr1rn.n AF MnI]:n;nD1 UUU Ul\I VIII! IJIII-nu-I bvuiwv-v, MAnd are sold by all Vendors of Medicjnea }throughout the Civilized VVorld: wxth d1rec- tions for use in almost every language. I 1"l)|1v-1-hucnt-:1 qhnnld lnnl: tn Hun l.n.hP|Sl on This Gfeat Houlzehold Medicine ranks amongst : the leading necessaries of Life. 'l`hn-an fnmnna Dla nnu-{Pr tho Diana ......I ....o GOUT. RH EU MA TISM9 l uuus m1"usc1n tumosn eve: y nuuguugt-. c$"Purcha.ser8 should look to the Labels on ; the Pots and Boxes. If the address is not 533 \ Oxfoyd Street. London. they are spurious. ` l --%-__.~~--_-- ____._ _-_--~ For sac by WESTS LIVER WLLS Viii certain remedy. - . NATURE'S REMEDY _ The unqualied success of Dr Chase's Liver Cure in Liver Complaint rests solely with the fact that it is compounded from nature's well known live regulators MANDRAKE AND DANDELION, combined with many other invaluable roots, barks and herbs, having a gywerful effect on the Kidneys, Stomach, Bowels and lood. 500,000 SOLD 01/er one-Ital/` mil/ion. qf Dr. C lump : Recs): Book: were sold in Canada alone. 11': -want cwry man, woman and child who is troulrlrd with Liver C an- - plain! to try this excellent re;m:a y. LADIES ` `IA ', 7 _,_-I1 1___-...... f...-a- ol\.r nr. :n'1r`1>i\'n lix-pr rnncne To all sufferers from Indigestion, msordercd Sicmach. . AV E. 1 U U Liver Complaint. Dvspepsia, Indigestion, Biliou. _]uundice, Headache, Dizziness, Pain in the l}:u;k Costivcness orany disease arisir g from a deranged liver, DR. CHAsE s LIVER CURE will be found :1 sure and certain remedy. IuA1'IInl="Q REMEDY GREATEST ` LA U I LO It is a well known fucg; that_ an in:1ctivc_h\'er causes a dull, sallow complexxon, lwer spots. [IIlnp1c$. tC- 3 Chase's.Livei' Cure 15 the only remedy that .111 most positively cure these complaints. cnunumn Mnu_ nwru Awnv Frm-' posmvely lnesc C0lllplalIllh. Somammc New. Gwen Awnv Fnsa Wrapped around every bottle of Dr. Chase's Liver Cu re `is a valuable Household Medical Guide and Recipe Book (84 (pages), containing over ms useful recipes, pronounce by medical men anvl druxrgnsts as mvam~ able, and worth ten_umes the pnce of the medlcme. 1 -QnnnnnQAnn II An Q I I-,, ,l_ B..-.nA_...I BUIC llu WUII. T. nMAusdWco., Sole Ag:ents.'Brautord. SOLD BY ALL DliUGGIS'1'S. IIIVB sun. y: u..\. - sun. . ............._ the {hem and be relieved fmm your misery. 30 Pills in a box. 233. per box, 5 boxes for $I `F03 S/2L'.E BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND `DEALERS I/V MEDICINES ` HOLLOWAY S P|i.|.sa |'|n flvonnf I nnnn'hn-`IR RI n.I..:...\ _.._ .. _.__ _...A ..--j-......_....-s.-v---~:j-L V WILL CURE OR RELIEVE BILIOUSNESS, DIZZINES8, DYSPEPSIA, mops r, I/VDiGE8TIOIV, FLUTTERING 4,4 wvn/05. or THE HEART, 55- rs/PELA3, , .4010/rr or .94/.r nusum, THE sra/2.77. , HEARTBURN. nmwess e liEADAOIIE._ or THE .S .!", And every species of disease arisln. . -- -vs djsqrdered LVER, K.DNEYS, 8T A...1, ~ 7 ' B0WE_L8 oRA BLOOD, . - 1'. mxmuim izo '92:: ihc~:*m.:g!2ty cure ycta. They do no? gripe or purge, but act mlldiy, and whenever used are considered price- less. They have prcvvm fr) he {he &X'l`0N HOLLOWAY S nmmsm mev ARE AN ABSOLUTE AND L saanrscrcune ;isss5>2}5sIl{ R mnmzsmn, ` WHEN \\ii7:7;*{ Fm mom "7 (5%: Eiaadaaha EEGRGE MONKMAN, DRUG GIST. BA BB IE. TBLESSHNG OF THE AGE. rdnterfeits 2 zipzgd onlv A I is TTAVE v6u T\.... nnnn pin ]n:Hc7r> L cent 2 ,.L Kllflll : and Base Imivtaiions. y in Blue, with signa- -~ .- .- ,, ..._-. -1 pl'ODHP.f'_\r-g` 'unONYg II IQILSLICC`. . :k:1gc of address (1 I)-y d (Jun VV Uuub, uaxxxc, uuu. .Lu.. Us .I..uau.r - , Allandale, on a guarantee. It cures nsumption. T _ ._--. .. 4 .. a . .. 111;! I. `We11,Tsa.id an Irish attorney, If it 7.: the court.'if I` am wrong in this, 1 ye mmther point th-.Lt_ is equally con-- eivc. n1Lo11`s L`0I'(K:lI and (Jqnsumption Cure is I d by John Woods, Barrle, and M. J. Ham- .\]1nm1n1n nn n. rn1m~nnf.m=. It rmrc-A )(.'(`Il(1tL1_V I`L`1lU\'U(l U_y ouuuu 5 Uurc. DUMI "Julm V\ oods`, Barrie, and M. J. Hamlin, audule. ` - npers will patronize a. bar, from place lace they mope; the best bar they ld pntrunize'would be a bar of soap. or lame back, side or ches`, use ShilJh's ous Plaster. `Price 25 cents. Scld by n Woods, Barrie, and M. J. Hamlin, ndale. ` statue of Byron is soon to be set up -A hens. It iswell to remark that the t 1asb_eent0n a._bust in that city be- [*`LAx'ronE h'11..\'1` IlA<`[{IN(2 coruil can be so quicklv. _ul by .\`hiloli's Cure. We gaurantee it. (1 by John Woods, Barrie, and M. J. mlin, Allamlalc. _ . . V `liubbie suidtlie visitor, have you little brmtliers and sisters T No, lied woe Bobbie, I ui all the children No ;_'(it' - ' V 1.!-:m'i.i-:.'.~' .\'I(:n'i`.<, made miserable by that llllc cough. Slnlolfs (lure is the remedy. . you. Sold by John \Vo0ds, Barrie, and ..J. Hamlin, Allundale. - _ ` lwrv is said to be one doctor to every ;ni'.~miis in this country. If it wasn't the V doctors there would be one to ry tliniisaml. _ ' "by is a ba1d~headed man like al nd .7 -bccause he makes a httle. hare great _way.`, r _ V v _ or Nettie Hash, Itclling Piles, Ring :12 Eruptions, and all skin V diseases, use Vf. Low s Sulplulzf Soap. _ ' here is such a fear of mad dogs now in vvzuk, that a citlzen of Ttlmatplace rushes a ductm- 1f he barks his shin. cm.-~,y the Worms or they may Vdestroy chiltlrcn. _-Use l*`re(=.man s Worm Pow- E`, they expo] all kim.ls_of worms. A 'l1c11'might the 111nQI_1 be said" to have rindulged somewhat ?--When she is on lam, quarter, and is about full. 1:1'1', .\\'honping Cough 'a_nd Bronchitis cdiatcly rellcvcd by ShiIoh s Cure. Sold " l..l\.. `A nnn` unrM;o nnrl M .T L baseact, -Layiug the foundation of onument, A `Flashed in the nan.-: Colored lights ind the stage scenes. - ` ' _' 1 `_u.tional Pills purify the" Blood, regulate mach, Liver and Bowels. _ _ hicagu woumen are honest, because cannot cover their tracks. ' re. Fishwhacker believes that Dante hieri was a native of vAlgiers. T Half Way is the title of 9. new book. 'tteu bya coal dealer, probably. he candidate `believes that a. vote box is worth two in the hand. cause, quicker than any other Medicine. 1'. Low s Worm Syrup W111 remove worms- :11-s. Jmes is snI`l'y the 1>reside11t ofrthe - in- States e'1xe frivolity and ('llvSU1l_y saying in his message, that rties serum to. be necessary. ` 1llL_(~ll"S \`1'1'A117.I,1{ is what you need for stipatiun,VL(>ss of Appetite, Dizziness,|. all symptomsef Dyspepsia. -Price 10': 75 cents per` bottle. Sold by J. W'0ods, rie, and M. J. Hamlin. A1l8DdQ18.' ' `Wlmt are the last teeth that come ? so teeth, mum. replied a. boy who had t wuked up on the back seat. `Fncle Georzzei And so you go to_ (ml, now, Johnny? What part of the`. reisc-s do you hke best 7" Johnny:3 9: _ k.. ....,..-um,` ..y.. ....t ..& ....nn.-... I ed :1` teacher of her class in physiology. - tty Sayings Sandwiched with Para- graphs for the Ser1ous--The Beat the Scissors Can Find. tart individua1.-Tne '15a.stryman.h he tuwel s s1a.ngr.--Wipe .o`A your ul;e_1)ride of summer is that which goes fore. 3 full, . JEUfrfi_IITllJR AND PATHUS. J` , . i`\iL`ll, I'm one. \Vlxere s yer bar 7' rul1ll1lllH)|.lI1 (iuH1`, is said to haive b`lH}J(_`.(l ii. liqnul` flask with a C0V81`Ill3.(l6 mlclilcu :1 bnuliz And, like a book, cuntents are frequelitly red _which akmli a full nuui. ' fut` ducky ? was heard issuing from a. mine !- came the uus0licited- response live pairs of strong lungs. `Can vcu tell of what race Napoleon e I `said a civil service examiner. - Why, of Corsican, said the, candi- s ducky darling sick 7. What will he` pingvcur berth. "Try some quack` `Small boy (pointinlg toa the ld ange1s)-Is them angels, ma '3" other--Yes, my child. mall boy---How do they get their t shirts on over their wings V eacher~ ~`Can you tell me which is the ctory organ T upll frankly answers--"No, sir. eac_her--"Correct." llpll goes u` in a brown study. Isa M. O. Montague, Galloway, Fayettg Tenn, suffered for years with a number (onbles incidental to females Her life miserable. Applied to Dr. Giles. whose edies gave her instant relief. She is now (mber of her frienis to the Doctor for tment, and all have experienced the y using his Liniment Iodide mania. Sold by W. O. McLean. l ' ` amwiumn to Martha - -surng, t remember, my dear. that my A ` `taste. _ A _ . . . . e tter than yours. _` Said Martha toi 'Upon.rs'turn-In; to his tenthsawakened, HUB. UL` UC"J. UL` ' UL"Ul'Ul'U, the listener longs to y at the narrator with a javelin in one hand,,and a d1ction- ary in the other. One is constantly re- minded of the individual -who attempted to quote something, but could neither re-` member the lines nor who wrote them.! A Dutchman `ll proverbial for his lei- surely apprehension of a joke. Upon one occasion during the.war, a certain Hans ` Von Gelder, on coming into. camp, saw at a distance `a squad of men who were great- ly interested or excited about somethin . "Vats the matters oud dere, he ask . shelling !" wasthe laconic re ly. ' Shellin"'l Who vas giin us` ts now '3. ymg good health and has recommended Whose command is m_akin' dat" shellin ?" --In Gen n_+?sC 5inI1i9nd:..i"ahl1insi. W spouse.-' ans na y g es-,= _g be 13??-h.? .l9*!8;.%nd 1ou to.mal_s`esom'_e_ oneelse the victim of the} . -` '; _; j..` `J ' . ,, NULL 7 in LITTLE '1-runes WHICH MAKE! `mm wnonn: wonnn KIN. .! FeU1'ua1*y' 4, T1886. y.\_,._)\ g \_,g\) J_\IlI lll\\J uuuv I UUJJBIIJJ o ' he e.\'L*1`ciSe we get. at recess. iintering an asylum fur inebriates, he" I : _l)u you treat drunkards here '1" (*3, sir. Well, l m om`. Where's yer bar .rst-class clerkship was draw. r\ `u- >1_1;]aluints`.` l to (:11l`(; 1\1 :1:n _(`l'[:}-fl), h<:iTt1I:m<.1 mvvet 1-cath ` -})_\"'Hll1]uh`N (Taturrh.li:u1e,1y.. Price ` 1'\:1salII.j<-ctu1`fl'ee. .5014 by John: liurric, and` M. J. famliu, Allan`-I [` .~'|'`l<'I<`l'`.l: vwxth Uvspcpsla. and.L1v-A nts`! .\'hil(l1'd_Vita1izCr' is guar- '\1r'; _\m1. Sold `by J,uln_1'V_Voo'ds, ,.\l . J. Hzmrliu, Allandale. ' in .(V`,:x1ifnrni-x wzts warbliug to ,' 1nf..(`\iHll 2 H11! \\"Ul11d1 \Vt*I`e'` .\ 1-nu;;h,mim'.-r` rclaliedlt Q1111 U1 D110 \I.IGl.l 1|\.IlISI\JI Indeed I Now I thought it was par- ` ticularly well done, replied the young lady. And then they did not speak again _ for two minutes. ` . ' I I had for years been a miserable sufferer from Dyspepsia, and tried all known reme- dies aud the best medical skill of my ac- quaintance, but still grew worse, until un- able to eat a.uythingwithouVt great suffering, or do `any kind of work. I began to think we're was no hope for me, and that I- must surely die; when. like a. .droWnin9' man catching at a straw, I determined to - give V 1\lcUregur s Speedy Cure-a. trial. I at once bezvan to improve so rapidly that `in two` l Inontlis I was as well as I had ever been in `my life -Wm. Evers, Leamington. Sold ` by Geo. Monkman. -u . u. :.`v -r Two ways bf lookingat it. Now I. think that.was a. rare plece of acting, remarked the young mauas he came out of the opera. house. _ `5TnJnn:J I Mn! 1- {>1-xnnntxlv :5 than nan- be coo 1; of water h occupi A Hero on the skip. - I want to be locked up, announeed a young man who entered the Gratiot _Avenue Station with a jump yesterday. For what '2 asked the captain. Well, I was up here a piece looking at a dying horse, and a great big slather of a chap spits on my boots. I knocked him down and pounds him until he will prob- ably die. Then it sa serious case ? I should say so ! When I let up on `thisfeller three butchers came along and one pofem said I was the man who stole 9. quarter of beef. I sailed in on him. The whole three sailed in on me. I licked the trio in just four minutes,` and one of em ; will be a cripple for life. urm... ........ .-..,\..... ...n-..,. ...\...:m... 99 AL. 1 Wlu UU av uxsypzo a.\.u.- auo. 3 The case grows more serious, ob- ; served the captam. A117,..- L._L :4. .1--- I T .._.... ...;:._... _L....J. CI.VG\-I ULIU VI-lI.J\lIllII You bet it does ! I was going about my business, when four men from a.brew- ery came in on me. I warned em off, but thev wouldn t go, and I had to wallop the crowd. One of em was dying when I left, and I want to be locked up to await results. 1 9. .1- 1 1 I ,1 1 Tramp (at the back door) : `.`Wi1l you I please give me something to eat 1 W0- man : Not a thing. Tramp : Nor nuthin to drink? ' "Woman : Nor nuthin to drink. A Tramp: No cast o` clothes? Woman: None." Tramp; "Well, would you tell a poor unfortunate man what time it is 1" T . I-UDIIIUDI `-`I don t think I can` accommodate you, said the captain. But I demand it" ! T Can t help that. It seems `that you acted in self-defence, and I can t lock you up. a 11`iI\ i'\I\I \' +I\l|]7 0 GI'I`PL\I7 'I\F `1\(\ ll The man` took a. survey `of the > street from several windows and then [slipped out, but he had not gunethirt-y feet be, fore a boy about 13 years old` rushed out uf 5| d<))1`sV'ay and yelled : ' V n\T..-.. ..1_.1 c..n.....1n1.....- -.,_.. :.`'.;.e n... 0" I1 Fluid Lightning is simply a_ma1-vellous Rheumatic Remedy. ' 1 was for two months a cripple, unable to get out _of the house from Sciatica. One bottle gave me instant relief, and placed me on my feet again. I have driven fourteen miles to-day (some- thing I could not possibly have done were it not for Fluid Lightning) for the express pur-- pose of procrring another A bottle. So says Wm. Dixon, Gananoque. /Only 25 cents per bottle at Mon-kman s Drug Store. ' inn: `V \II II \A\Vl\l.L IV `NJ KIlll\I J\.Il\J\A I . :- i\ nw, old fcl1eI`,'I ll run you Into the river but wlmt: ] l1 give you a. ' thump- nn . ' ` 1 . -u . u I -Second husband (to wife) {--``Are you as mud of me as you were -of your rst `husband, dear? TYes, indeed-; and ,if you were todie John, I. would be. just as fond of my third. I n1.not a. woman ` to marryvfur any thing but love. The -young man who wanted to be. locked up tuukthe middle of" the street and headed north, audthe boy followed at his heels until b0'tl1 were lost in` the distzmce,'the gait being about tenjmliles an hour. ' v verngg 6::-5-u...; LI . r William : Undoubtedly. when we come to remember that you, married me and I married you. And `William said notes word, but seemed `to be thinking. ` 7 . Years of experience and successful `trial lnave proved McGreqo'r & `Pa.rke s Cerbolic ` Cerate the most complete` and satisfactory coinpound for healing Old Sores, Festerings, Ulcers, Cuts, Wounds. Burns, Frost Bites or Felons. and for keeping out the cold and. to cleanse or prevent proud esh, sloughing or decay. Insist on having McGregor & Parke : Carbolic Cerate, sold at 26c. by Geo. Monkman. ' I cA'rA imi_a Nicw 'rintA'r.\1 EN1`. Perhaps the most extraordinary success that has been achieved in modern medicine has been obtained by the Dixon treatment for Cstsrrh. Ont oi 2,000 patients treated during the past six months, fully ninety per cent; have been cured of this stubborn malady. This is none the lessstartling when it is remem- bered that notveper cent. of patients pre- senting themselves to the .regu`sr practitioner M are beneted. whiie the patent medicines and other advertssd cures never record a cure at all. starting with the claim now generally be-' lieved` by the most scientic men that the disease is due to the presence of living para- Bl`I5t:8 in the tissue, Mr. Dixon at once adapted his cure to their exterm nation--this accom- ` plished. he claims the Catarrh is practically` cured.aml the permanency is uiiquestioned.as cures eliected by him tour years auo are cures still. No one else has ever attempted to cure Catarrh in this manner, and no other treat- ment has ever cured Catarrh. The applica- tion of the remedy is simple. and can be done at home. and the present season of the year at _ the most favourable for a speedy and perms- nentciire,the majority of cases being cured in one treatment, Sufferers should correspond with Messrs. A. H. DIXON & SON,` 305 King street west, Toronto. Canada, and enclose stamp for their treatise on Catsrrh.--_Mow treat Star. Nov. 17. 1882. . -remng a Story. . - ' Many a. good story is spoiled in theTtell- ing. being laboriously dragged forth by a sort of mental lasso, by a. hundred and- ahs, or Sez-l s,' or er-er-ers, until ` with re- the neither -_ __ ____`_._I_2-I .2-.. L2. 1.2 ILIUILIIIUK IIIIU LIIIUU LIUI WIIJ `VII-III? IOIIUIIIIH Upon a certain Hans` (AQL-II__. II` _---LL- I---..- _-~.\-. Oou_ldn -t do it.. The bank robber market is very dullj`]'us't now. ' _ Will you -`give me $3 if I will tell you who `stole Charlie Ross ? V ~ No, sir.. Will you give me a. dollar to tell you just how long you are to live? N 0. , Say," whispered" the man, I ll give away the Nathan murderer for fty cents _ V t Don t want him.". Two shillings ? No. - Then you `look out for me !. If I can t get my living honestly I ll make it some other way! V When the next murder oc- curs loolf for me ! I_ ll be there ! H_ist_? ua{"(}'i;ewm:>u: ::c`i.I ll`_call up the spirit of Capt. Kidd, and have it point out two bank robbers 1111-..`! In 1, .0. 1111,, I.-;,L _,-1-I_-_ charge : A Hard Town for Him. v A stranger who had nothing more in his looks to recommend him than a. hair lip called at the Ninth Avenue Station yesterday and. said to the s'ergc~antV in mu ......m .....;--..a.}.,. ...... mu rm ,.... :...;.. ULIGL 59 C . If you ll guarantee me $10 I'll go into 9. trance and tell you where to nd a I prominent murderer. D\AIn I]:-.v~. b ruin-urn` tlvuvvr unnuautqnnnmu `A- BLULIILLIWIIU ll-IKILNIWLCI I We don t. want any murderers tb- day, was thereply. . a';uA Ivvun QR anti I'll` nail Ian #31: nv\u'vu:I- UIALD Lyvn Lvl. IAIU o .I. ll Uh VILULV a .LJ.Luu 5 La.ter'in the day he was arrested for vagrancy, andas he was locked up he l condentially remarked to the janitor : SIT -n non:u-n-u :nLn 1. On-nunnn '\t\II! 1 _ - _. , urnished. e, Prom .:._____-u Hoarsenesse and `Loss of Voice. Public speakers and singers are often dis - tressed with hoarseness, and much danger is lurking in the` bronchial pipes. Hagyard s Pectoral Balsam is a prompt remedy for the irr_it'\tion, and cures` all throat and lung dii- cultiea. V \J\Illl.I\AUIl\ll-all] L\3lIJI\_)\A |J\I ULIU JKII-Il.|l\ll 0 ``I m going intoa. trance now. Come here withaquarter by and by and I'll give you a. pointer on the end of the world, It's straight-business with me, and I can give you a. mile the start of everybody else. Hist! Not a word! Get your duds packed ! ' T -Deafness. The proprietors of Hagyard s Yellow Oil `have bonade certicates.of some most re- markable icures of deafness, by that magical remedy for pain. Yellow Oil also cures rheumatism. sprains, brnlses, sore throat, and all inammatory troubles. | Investigator. 1 Look, here, called Judge Gaines, ad- dressing an old negro whom he detected in the act of pulling a. board o` the fence. Sah? - What are you-doing there 7" WusJest er seein , aah, of dis plank` wa.n t loose. ``.What difference does it make to you 7 None in particular, sah. I se sorter investigatin in my natur an I allua wants to satisfy myse f. |\`l7.-.I1 .\.F\%(\ !I w-\nlt\:r\1u nnnn Int` `anion VVOULIIIU V`! DIIUIQLJ IJJ,|3\J In Well, "there's nothing around here that needs. investigation. I see dat-now, eah Well, go on away from here. Yas, 1'11 do that. Hope de weder will moderate. sah. Yas, hopes it will. . VT... .'.-.J.-.. ...-...L L.-.L,. 4.]... L.\....,. "I'll... u`u':`l`)73'y va svh-ellilin` corn..for de horse; Hziw! haw! ha.w"!" ~ " ' But that` hain 1$` 3-joke _ `.`Don s it ?' -asked Hans in sorrowful surprise. "`If it don d now it used to P8. )3 .:._.___.-- a. comrade was sleeping audibly; and exclaimed. _ ' I have got one gqot shake. - ; .`_ `.`You` couldn t get~o' a_ joke to gave yer. soul 1" e -V911", now,.you`.Egiek malm dem fel- lahs are duin` ofer d'ere, und I told you dot shoke. ` - 1:11-7 |' . - 1 -. o u Aliu'. II.I\J\A\Jl.(8|\J` IJIJIJO .I. an, .Il\J'.I\-IL) LII II 51.5- The judgewent into the house. The negro mused : How dat. fool white `man speck me tr kin le er re wid wet wood`? Dat` plank ll make monstrous ne, kin - 11'v1 .. - 1 ' . n A i'-`V'\ he11,thej11dgAe: came c1it a. "few mo- | ments later, the board was gone. Diseasesof the Skin. ` , V Most diseases of the skin arise from had blood and lack of cleanliness. except when caused by grubs or insects; Frysipelas, salt rheum. tetter, pimples and all humors of the blood are curable by Burdock Blood Bitters, _ which puries the blood.` V 1 - F-Valves. 3 line IL`-PU lI\J\JO V Wa-a-91 there ? -11l\ _ rnm nusn QUESTION. The present session of the Imperial Par- liament will be a memorable one. It Wlll be seen whether Mr. Parnell with his 86 members can control the legislation of the empire. The situation is full of gragity, which is recozznized by the states- men of all parties. Mr. Gladstone in his capacity, as a `Privy Counsellor has written Crimes Act. Thesuspensionof that Act has failed to accomplish what was predict- ed, and crime is as rampant in the unhappy island as ever. What the present sess-on will bring to pass no one can say, hit all friends of peace and order will heartily pray that the wisdom and prudence of the government will accomplish the solution of the problem which has so long baied to the Queen urging a renewal of the` the wisest of British statesmen. T i Mr. Editor,-Dea.r Sir.-John Mc- Gregor of Wyebridge, skidded 550 logs measuring 51,700 feet from 7 a.m., till 4 p.m., on Wednesday, Jan. 13th. . Logs rolled by John Scott and Hugh Thomp- son. V The following day the same team skidded 160 logs measuring 16,500 feet. Please insert this in your paper andoblige ours trul . . V Y y J. M.J. l ` ' Log Slndding. Log skidimz stories are now in order. The Midland Free Press has this : CLIPPER - MILLS, Jan. .13, 86. Mr. Playfair s `Ca;mp--H. Shields, fore- man. _ . - . nn: um: Insunm ' T Imtladon, nun. cm compmnr ot rmpmzu 1. INSURANCE commnt ' V of London. England. Tmc pr amx mu: omen or LONDON V England. ( ` Tm: GLASGOW & LONDON INSURANCE ColI41.DI`I_!_. of Great Bn_it}jn. V Mas. M.:.monnovi on'_Io1c;-- Collie} _.smec, Barrie. ard i n of bum? what air dey Tdoin over ' --,-,anN'r 1ron-- , T.HENOB1THERN.ADVANoE. 1 In thanking the public of Barrie and , vicinity for the liberal patronage bestowed upon him in the past, begs to state that `he has at con"- siderable expense increased his baking facili- ties and is now prepared to do a larger business I-`Inn n nvt`, Made hi the various styleshnd "qualify the best -Delivered in all D.a.rtsVo the town. . ' B165 uuu. luv 1 than ever. PIC-NI(T3 PARTIES SOCIALS &. wmnlmqss ` supplied at short xiotice and on reasonable I erms. _ vmcmmmx J BROWN ` } % C'0NV'EYANOE ck, ISSUER or-' MARRIAGE LICENSES - omrxon: AT THE- POST OFFICE BUILDING, BARBIE. V THE ABOVE ARE `m. s'roo_K COMPANIES. THE WATERLOO MUTUAL FIR_E-INSUR- ANCE C0. Capital. $500,000. THE NORTHERN ASSURANCE COMPANY OF ABERDEEN AND LONDON. an ....n A..- an. LEADS :_l'_l:l_E VAN. F'- 3- VV 1*` Stroud. - R0.0Mi R 'B._II