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V--A" Wl1ere s the molasses, Bill 7 said a woman sharply to-her son, who had retm-n- ` ed with an empty jug. N one in the city, mother. Every grocer has a big black- board, outside, with the letters chalked on it, `N. O. molasses. " ' `Dumas that is caused by colds, infle.mn1e- - tion of themembrane of the ear, and Earaehe, is often cured by Hagyax-d s Yellow Oil, the great external and internal remedy for all Pain, Soreness, and Inammation; Rheuma- ltinm. Rh!-nl Raul:-In Fr-mu!-. R3!-An gnvn 'l`lu-not I ram, cuteness, anu ll1l1BlDln8'Dl0!1,'li!lI1!n8- Vtism, Burns. Scalds, Fr-oat.BiteI..Sore Throat, Croun`. Contracted Muscles. &n_ Never be mun, puma. scams, -1'roanmueI..bore Antony,- Croup`, Contracted Muscles, &c. Never be without it. ' 1 y I -A fashon journal` notes a dress of lemon-coloured tulle with moire bodice. We" don t know anything as to'lemon-color- ed tulle, but feel sstisedtnat more bodice would` ll along felt want in full-dress costumes. ' T , V ` L115 \JUll|Il'I.I AUIJIUDU IJBPOI, MI . I(. DBFHQU proprietor, is siningin popularity with the Eublio. The and purest breads of To-` second C u-sure slways ke t in stock, and no one w 0 once pstronizeet e establish- ment goes away unsatised. This `week a ` new assortment of goods is opened out, and comprises every re uisite of the -smoker. Don t fail to try the entrsl Tobacco Depot, adjoining McCsrthy s'bloek--the only exclu- sivetobacco establishment in town ' " Lsusuunr, ' Ine remarkable 1151510 gem tor the Tooth and Breath. Ask your drnggist for address. l 38-16in` -'- Do you subscribe to all tlle al-tjicles of the Athnnasian creed '1 was ukedan old lady; '`Nn,"I "don t!- 'I*ca'n t e'ordA-it. There : a collection next week for the con- vention fund, and I can't do any more, was the reply. ' m....n.._a...Im._L--__ .~.-_-L 1:- n -n_u__n --Ahlunatic in charge of his keeper. while tI1:)piug_aboard a train the other do . step- on A banana nan` and it` nn nun Hun nu: y}ug_ uuuuru as stain we outlet on awn- pe: on a banana peel and slid un er the car. Ah l ? eiclaimed the kee er, I sin like a disabled locomotive, -for I ve slipped my eccentric. A ' IGBU WIIUII IIU u\'V HUW Uuay ll-4 Wit! UUIIU. Ye only want a little political inuence and a. brick chimney to be a board of water commissioners ! If I could kick like you, I d build a wall around me, get intoa wash- all ye wanted, what made ye howl for a. .fountain ? '.lfye only wanted to kick it over what made ye stand 3.I'ul1n(l and devil me into putting at lnntnr in and start :1. private , water building .1" Mr. Spnupcndyke wren- ched off the hose -witlimit waiting to un- couple it-, and started for the house. Ara vnn'\vnf lln-nw I" -xul.-nrl l\[v-as Qnnnn, I tub and -rent out as areservoir ! If that's l I b one doien " Tun:uaY. to an one pending the but four line ryhme on unznmr," the ream-kable little gen for Teeth Brexth. Auk vnnr drnmrint for Is Reommended bl 1'n:;cene:.1"robacco aepot, Mr. E. Bethell rronriamr. in nmininn in bonuhritv with the nacn PLUG on THE In Bronze letters. B_{ood- and Mucous Suiface `of HI : F s am. It is the best Blood urler n the WORLD. and is wolrth ALL that Is charged for I. for THAT alone. THE lllffnllnvn Anna- ___ --_'- HALL S CUREES ` he Nasal Cavity-Chronic and Ulceratlvoy 9 P:1\,E"~.._Ev.3r I.'1r.9at.--.|3.Is taken ' ;'f{"IE~&DING Nodn. IS MARKED`; [v -'r- r ~:"" f""' b H. w.'n3bao1, Drawn. bx Phys! D RE TLY : uifatgeof t'i'|pIan ` it Blood Io wnru II I 1ronIc and Ulceratlve; 'l5:?E35rL"v "..}.`;'.`.`.". I110 WHLUF U11. 11113 11! WIHIII .1 WIIIIDCU. 1 know what you want 3 yelled Mr. Spoopendyke, fairly beside himself with rage when he haw how easy it was done. I VA nnlu urnnf n IHHA nnHHnn1 nHnav-mnl ~ VwI1I`_lIIlI'III" wuch=&;amvuysa;peimms6ptlycu:sIMPa're ~ '0 .dhy_~kind).'isE|l|.. ENC`; '_ - _ .:`-`-*4-:`%=`n``%?"e;i%A _, ` mt a%&i::::aa% % mt non} ' _n'Iiil.'CI_mI'Il 7 .a'.a-s-.!e!!!94v!i_!!=:l?J'|'I'."?." : ; ? Summit-St..fl`ol__edo,0Bio1:;.. o`;-w,o.:ngaI`.:V:an.so1ve[AseIi_>mtB9sz7Ie. as 7!" ' ,,"'""')73 ."5<',""`,'=.'."'.`v'7:`- .-'..` '3" ;_?+.5's-!?.l1.l3NBl1;DIn1*iir,' I 131 vm.a.. mg. _ vv--- gvflm ll`. IIEI-IEVC BIl.IOU8_NESv9, DIZZINE88, 5 DYUPEPHM; ` DROPS` Y, _ -`IUDIGESF/0; I FLUTPER/N0 . --l4.U.N9/(r Ey:i-..,.: 0FIIi_EI R,Y,B.lf, ELAv9. : AOIDIT Y .01? } ILZZRHEUM. _ _j_T}l' srjo/. ~ Amnrwnw,-y ~ omwg 3- 41mo.4ou,w _ 0F"T'v .` A d ' ' 3:: V` 5 .1 . n--- _c'_._-__ L L { fI3EMANT$ .'W0 R.Di `:9 Own 1:12 s. . "f-1*-":"'.=*.="-' * . %%'I'+, niIa1:t1s1r3&%ecx.*~e~:=;-,::.i.; 1 langvng`. -, . 12?` uchasers should look to the Label on the Pots and this If lhu address is noi533, Uxlord Slrcel. 'Londonou:eyare snurinun . ` - coo unrunu 5 I KI:I'.T LONDON, ..-\m| nn. suld In` n|! \ euJur.~' uledicizles throughuul lhe Civilized \Vorid: with directions for use in almost every Iangungf. _ IuU IUIIUU. ' . ' This is what I meant, dear. said Mrs. Spoopendvke, boldly approaching the foun- tain, kicking the` nozzle over and` turning the water off. This is what. I wanted. H I L....... ...l...L -..... ...-..; I7 ---n-J ml - and Bxra If addres ' Londonoxeey are spurinun '.'\II&n\I!flVI`\'IfIVl` U 11-. oI`.'~.ki:1 1)Ist:usc,il-.msnevcr been known . 1.. '0 fr The Pijls and Oinnnenl are Mnnulactured onlyal R2, ! nvcnnn n-I-nee-r n surng- run |u_o uuu: ql gull-Lapgl, UBO Uljelllll, / ` - n - .` '0l_d 1/ -.\u:::._:;,. sures an . Ulcers, :1 is an 1:~.."-xi`-.L!c rcni.~.""v.. If etfcclualy rubued on the neck am}. cizeei. as 3: . I".." :1 eat, it Cures sore Thronl, Diplr-?."n. J.'cun}:i'ns, Coughs Cams and _even Asthma. For ':':a:zrlu1::.- :`weE_.:.gs. .\ln.~'cv. an-s~, Piles, Fxslulas, 231:; --..'.....--..:._..- ' Are p1ensmit to take. Cox;tnixi their own VPurga.tiv'e. Is -n. ante. sure, and 'e't'le':IuI leatwyer at worms in Children or Adnltl. great MAIN Bl KINGS Ur` l.ll-`l4.'. They are conli. demly recommendcl a3 a never failirfg remedy in all cases where the cnnsmuuon, vtrom whatever cause. ha; beeomeimnnired of weakened. `They are wonderfullv eicncinusm all uxlmems mcidemal lo Females of 3|; ages,_ andms a GENEJBAL FAMILY MEDICINE, age unaumnssed. ":'Al I and BOWal-SL3. jivan toxic. energy and vlgourio these MAIN SI R] as or 1.: k. They conli. denlly a- failin'2 remedv 'ages,_ alums unsurpassed, \. . -3-: uuu \.IIIlIIlll.'llI JIM: .uuuuIucLun:u Ulll) El 5.53 oxrono STREET LONDON, by \'euJur.~' uledicizles lhrouahuul lhe Bleeping Cars`, and the n_cat Line) b`f"l'J i?{in'g"CE?E in the World . Three Trams between Cblcago and Mxsaoun River Points. Two Trains between Chi - V coco and Mmncnpohs and St. Pnuhviu the Famous AI nan-r I an Iuannnnasn .-.4 Annual LIA l'(UUTl'.'..' A New and Direct L1no. viu Seneca and Kunm- koo; has recently` been opened between Richmond, Norfolk. New ort News. Chattanooga. Atlanta. Au- V guam.Nashvi lo Louxsvillc. I..ex1'ngton.Cincinnr.n', Indianapolis anti Lafayette. and Omaha. M1unea;)- olia and St. Paul and intermediate points. TAX`! Through Passengers Travcl on FM : Express r.-1 us. A , . Tickets for sale at all rn'inclpal'Ticket Omcca In the United mates and Canada. ' Baggage checked through and rates of {arc Al. ways as low its competitors mat olfer lcsa advan- ta as. her dc-tai1cdinformauon,gct. the Maps and Fold- ers of the V IDPUUpULlLl_YKU. A_in t I l roared her husband. lrapsi you know m_ore about the personal habits of this than I do !" and he slammed at it with the umbrella. and kicked at it until his leg was loose. May you be you ve got some political inuence here ! and lowering his < head behind the umbrella he charged again. The water tipped the umbrella straight, poured up into it and fell in a deluge on Spoopendyke s headfand shoulders, Don't ' be alarmed. ladies ! he squealed. There s I no danger ! and he smashed the umbrella I down over it, like an extinguisher. A competent corps offoflicials always to hand." but at this juncture the umbrella ripped from handle to whalebonc tip, the stream caught Mr. Spoopendyke under the chin and landed him pale and grasping against the fence. -' l H VI.-.'... .'.. ._.L_L 1 _._....._L J4___ H -_:_I `II-___ . iIi"v7il"EiiiEii. Kidneys, i -_A III\Y`ITI.`I H Lininoulndn an;-nu nay! ..I_...._ A utuuuuw uuuu xuutulu Ill nun 1U ll I. By` the central positfon of its-line. connects the East and thevwest b the shortest-route.and enr- ried pnaen era. wt out change of cars, bctwecn Chicago an Kansas City, Council Blus Leaven- worth. Atchtson. Mxnncnpolip and St. 3Pau1. It connect: in =Unxon Depots with an the principal lines of road between the Atlantic and the Pacic Oceans. Ita cquxpmont is uurnvaled and magni- cent. being composed of Most comfortable and Beautxful Day Coaches. Magnicent Horton Be- olxning Chaur Cara. Pullman's Prettiest Palace Cary`, the Line of Dining Cara i_r: Wq . `I:_hrce 'I`r9__ms l_7_t_3twjec-n Chncagopnd Ieanmg necenanewr hlle. _, Those futnou_s.Pi|ls purity the Blood, and let most powerfully, yel soolh1ngly,' on the c'T1cA` Ga.nucK`1'sL` 'AN' in` &"Pc11- Z1gf2;g position itavlina. comm `This Greal Household Medicm ianks amongst the leadmg necenariewr Life. fItnous.Pi|ls purify Blood, Ila Searching and Healing Properties are KIIOWH Ihfoughonllbe Wmld, Fur lha cute 91` lja(l.L.gs, Had Bgehaxs. {NJ rr/...._.~-.. n- 43 - .. . - - nu- -_- ng 15 `5 Sax; alias as WHOJ3 UNAGEUAINTEO V(lTH TNE GEOGRAPHY OF THIS (JOUN' TRV WILLSEE B`! EXAMININO TNISMAP THAT THE rs of the _ V I ` iv` GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE, .t your-_n_egxjes(t Ticket Otce. or address WILL cu._n:oar RELIEVE 'lnII_0IIE,0.0 ' I'll`}71ul-on UlIllg'Ul4lII DUI Ull II: Ullllcln V My dear. why don't yuu-!" began Mrs_ Spoopeudyke. Ain't I? rnut-hr} 1191- hnnhnnd. P rnnnr mu mmncnpona and St. Pnul.4viu F ALBERT LEA ROU'I`E."" `cw Lino. Senmn and I1 UNAQQUAINTEO WITH -7 .-7-_-....., alafc!huu.'ax-lstn from` R,-,KlD E_Y_ _`l'&Ao . uson2~g1..o%d; : = _- "4/A3 . `P".' :0E: ..- .- A ..II!, szo/n{A_cH. 3" ` oF~m-'-s/mv,- F'dh|o.;u-lsinuvr rpm-.`.. nnvrI'CI1llVU: ' 0FIIl_E HEART, Lac/t;IIr on ` lit: 'nrhVn1a';{..A W .. ` &11nLI$ ll--IVI _,,_ _ -. _ .. _. .._...... ...,. - ,.-mwu w-o. Avuv pm mu nanny me most skeptical. _ for I"QlI|lIIo vDIQQBIOaI. Nervous Prostl`-atlon. Weakness. ;aeue.-an L Vlkssllud. WilntV\0I Iumelno, and lick llondsclle, Dr. Haydock a New ' Liver Pills will be found I.n'E'ectuAl Remedy. . - They no uni/veual in their eocta, and a cure can almost alwtyu be gnaganteexi. Q Each Vial Contains T wen :5` Pills-- One Pill is a -Dose. 1` ' T -wenty-ve Cents. For V Sale by-all. Druggzsts. "n~i3v"o-y".*1-`1'n"| ti i;_n'g'ar`-oisieii. If your drug giat`doe':` V` 'aiIth ` ft to iddreaa ` " t ot'25 ts F1 mlaf 81` kt%h.'An'i" we` win - ` ' _ `er `onrobexp can . 've ' or . ONCE, ` Price, I3-i;'ii:('I ` .unde1 -Fr-non" - ' 1* E Pills? oAll~ w i`Jton6 ``(i:' i-M e_ . _ . Thanks. `Dooto;-.f My headache has left me. Send me another vipl to keep in the houz_e.,. our doctors treatgd me nor `chronic constipa- tion. asthe called It and at last said I was In- curahle. Yvour new fiver Pills cured `me. __:[_had no appeule:Dr. HIYdock's New Llvnr Been roosting ulitliex-e to watch this dis- play of genius brute force 3" (let an idea hid away smnewhere that this fountain mid me ain t on friendly terms 3" and he wha`ng- ` Ill! MU HIIUHLUU ill. `I113 Ll'L1|uU|lll;_; Wlllhg ed the umbrella across the steadily p>nrin_r stream, gut caught nnce'mnr,e and lzmded in the gutter again, this time on the hack of his neck. Ilnw d'ye like the show l going to he nconcert after the circus !" and he charged mice again with his urnhrellu, which this time was jerked out of his hands and rolled over in the street. Prncure your tickets of the ggi.-ntleinzmly ushers !" and he `grabbed his \\'c:I.]mlls and made another enslan;_(ht. `,` Not that the circus perfunnance is concluded I" he `continued as he fell clear over the stream and rolled into the umbrella. " The hest' is yetfto come 3" and in trying to straighten the um- brella, which had turned inside out, `he cnught the fountain again and slid down it `on to the` curbstone with it sound. like" a he squealed, huunding to his feet. There s bungnstarter on a. barrel. '_ Riv rlnnr uvhv r`nn'f. unn_I" hnrynn Mu-A l curable. Your Liver me. I had appetIle:.Dr. Hay_do9k's New Liver ~hdu-ty ` Dr. :5'33k`1ms curgggnv hnyulnnlm that ....l I -mnaydu chronIc._.,; J run any UIBISAEIS3 U1!` -'.|.'l:lE KI] dock : New Liver, Pills ar'_e 3 perfect cure. ..l'1nn I.`----`l..' III . . _ . __ 17-....- ~Dr. He dock. your new Liver Pill has rid me 01. all bi `oneness. - _ ` No more noxious doses for me of of live. or ten ` pills taken at one time. Onefof your pills cured me._ o - ~ V ` , -_. -__-__ -o- Iu\r"lIIIlI lI.lVIu . All of the above symptoms go to show functional derangement of the Llver: and now comes the great importance of any error made as to the condition of the patient. He should immediately provide himself with a LIVER STIMULA NT. the most common form of which is a Pill. Daily ex- perience shows that this. when the pill is eonpa mdad properly. is the readiest mode of inciting and promoting the action of the Liver. and can be almost always relied on. I have devoted many years of my life. as manv of you now before me know to compounding 1: Pill that will act readily and systematically an 'a Billions Remedy. I do not believe in great pu tives, and therefore have made a Pill, one of which is an active and thorough done. I have calle it on. HAYDOCK S' NEW LIVER PILL. The People Know Them! The People Use"l'he|n! 'l`he~People Praise Them : WH./1'1' HUNDREDS 01-` LETTERS say may PATIENTS ALL oven" THE ' ' ` . ' FIADITYIIRIII. Izrnnn V 1116 Liver has been Known as theureat BLOOD-MAKER and BLOOD-PURIFIER of the circulation. From its size and spongy structure, it plays a most important part in the ani- mal economy, as regards assimilation and nutrition. Food taken in the mouth and acted upon by the digestive organs or the stomach is converted into the Glucose or Peptone, and in these forms enter the Portal vein Here, by the action of the Liver, these substances are converted into a form of su ar and pass outof the Liver by a lar e vein, called the Hepatic vein, into the general circu tion. The new material now forme serves two purposes, viz.: the maintenancefof heat in the body and assistin in the cell growth of the system. Dr. Murchisonisays z-- The composition of hi 3 and its secretion is very complex. It is constantly being secreted by the Liver, and, increasing suddenly before eating, gradually de- creases as soon as the appetite is satised and feeding ceases- Now, if this most important organ of the body becomes torpid, or the passage of bile interfered with, emaciation and dis- ease ensue. I note eight marked peculiarities that now occur, and which we all know of : _l. The patient "e mplalus ofa feeling or weight and iuliness of the epigustrium. e . .2. nlstention ofthe stomach and Bowels by wind. 3. Heart hm-n.. ' 4. A feeling 0! went-illness, pains in the limbs, and" great sleepiness alter meals. I - .t 5. A had `taste in the monilt. especially In the morning,_nna fIlI'h'0d onglle. i - 6, Constipation, with oicensionaliiattaelts of diarrhea. 7. llentiache in tront of head. _ 8. Depression lot spirits and great ntelancholy, with tassitnde and a disposition to leaveeverytltthg for to,-marrow. an A` it... .u__;_. _, ,, Pull ve mo when-ty one.` ' `Dr. aydock has cured my hddmhe that was! ahronlc. .. .; . . * ]STllMAlIH;KlllNBYS am] mmnns svmm rl Below wili be found}. brief Summary of a ] ' . na~]ont;n f`nn:n _ THIS SPECIAL SALE WILL POSITIVELY on1.v Last for >.'I'1:_11rt37 Days [)}t|.H$lllaly WBIDUU uUVUIUUHl6llLB_. N o`w bring me the umbrella," said Mr. Spoopendyke, preparing himself for the closing triumph. Bring me forth `the liery, untamed umbrella 3" and as Mrs. Spnopendyke lmndedit to him, he raised it, picked up" his key and _approached the stream. The mnbrellaprotected him from the down pour, but as hebent over to turn the water oil, the'his'sing shaft-strncli under the gingham and raisinglhe umbrella with a vicious jerk, tipped Mr. Sponpemlyke over ' on his l)ea_m ends. _ He yelled us soon as he recovered breath. What did ye want to distract my attention for?" :1n'd he shook the umbrella at his wife as he rose (.lI'ippim.{ tn his feet. Another time when lT1n li.\:ing- this fountain you get under the bed, ye hear ?" and Mr. Spo0 pen- dyke glared around him and approached the enemy once more. '|`l:iu Hum lm lmltl flan umlirnlln nfrniulif. So there can be no deception. Those in need of either Read or Furnishings should take this opportunity of se e ' T they require from the Ready-made `Summer Clothing and Gents Furnishings Dulring the MONTH OF AUGUST we _will offer all of our Large and Well- - ` V assorted Stock of ` $41! our G0_oJs are /llarkcdjn "Plain Figures A CALL RESPECTFULLY $0LlCI'l`BD. Barrie, Oct. 5th, 1882. The Liver has been known the-Great BLOOD-MAKER fhe. :ir spongy structure. nlavs a mnnh imnnrfnnf. .....+ :. n... ....: Pnmmx llALL.,l These Goods are s uitable for LADIES and CHI LDREN S VVEAR, and are worth from 15 - ' Cents to 25 Cents per vpard. . Extra Good Value this Season in all'Lz'nes of Dress Goods !` LHU U|lUHly UIIUU ILIUFU. This time he held the umbrella straight mt. before him, grmiping along behind it with the key. He had almost reached the rod 'when the stream struck the outside of the muhrella,` mnl, as it whirled, Mr. Spoopendyke spun :u'-m1n'l, landing in a sitting pusition on the fmmta'in,_ which lift- ed him abnut a font aml landed him in the glitter. _ V | I Tlnsntlu u-lint \ ll \\'Ml'n wntinur tn arm -Van: . j ms.) or mass nouns J6 FALL CAMPAIGN *1 FOR ALL. n1smAs1r.sT oi~ Irma x1'mu': n. 2k : New Liimr Pill. nu . nnrfnn M... ICLOTHING, V ' % ' or S_UlTINGS.v VOVERCOATINGS, [ ' &.c-. _&.c-. &c-. [EXTRAORDINARY LOW FIGURES. yguu --wc--_f---. , ` I: . H -.. " -rm` , "~* 3; ` ` ';(:t? A ' ;; I A A V , LARGEST ASSORTMENT IN Town; FALL AND WINTER summzn cwnum: AT GUST. AFPER Dome A BUSHING smnmn TRADE ms JUST OPENED` o`U'r gIu.Lul`. > _ Tlmfs what ye \\'c1'c wat1ng_tu sou, was it!" he shouted at -1113 trcmb11n,_: wife. (4 I)..A_. _,..._L2..__ ....`.1.... L- .....;..l. ALL. .13.. \\ _?,, nnv aoousizin v-Mani i.o_*rmua, ondciuzs. ac. This is a band /Ede offer and- no mere humbugging advertisement. OUR BLACK OASHMERES JDIEI. 3'. HAYDocK.' An In MENSE s1'ocK SANDERS & WHITTAKER. At 10 Cts. per yard. `AND. SHOULD BE TAKEN ADV"ANTAGE`OF.` AT 0051'! W553? 111 IIIUIIUU. _ P 1-aps you think I can t take that fountain apart without getting wet I said Mr. Spoopendyke at length. Maybe you have imbibed the idea that when '] turn that water off I m going to be soaked" Well. I m not. The head that invented this fountain knows how to keep itself dry, and Mr. SPhopendyke got up and walked . around 1113 prize, his face beaming with smiles. The water was falling in a perfect shower upon the key box. and in_ the after- noon sun the fountain looked remarkably pretty.- WI :-a Hnnnnnnrluizn maria nn rnunnnun lint WE STARTTBE THIS MORNING BY OFFERING A LARGE LOT TIIE CAUSE 0F DISEASE IN THE vBougi1t in the lcheapest Market and Sold at GEO. BLAOKMORE. Summary Lecture upon` the Liver, deliuvered befor the Eclectic College of Mdicine, by ` -_.va-5 LI H,{bi1u}}iL GLOBE. _ STILL HOLD THE LEAD. nnmrs nmrmnirxo 011' mu}; 0m pi1_'l.win shlxiafy the mo.c_.kope-31.1 Plntlnn, j.._I._-__ o... FRAWLEY DEVLIN. pI.'uhhy.' Mrs. Spoopendyke made no response but patiently waited developments. Ntfw ]'\I';I \lI run fhn nnilnl-nun " nah` Mr 1 mgemdwrnoxe neuralgia. and pains hi Ve 11332! n `me two vials. I `want one for 3 poor Senl'me ve-vials of your N`ew Liver Pills by return-moi). ` ' Doqtonmy billlousneea and headache are all gone. V T _ . A * Your pills are marvellous. ' My name: of 5 mo ing is now cured, and no more headaches - Yonryial at -Dr. Haydockh Liver Pills cured xnggfdterrible neuralginrand gains in_ the head. [1 ma Itwn vlnln I gave half of one or your pills to my I ` Cholera Mot-bus. The dear young thing I in 8 day Your pills max-vel_lo'ua. . pauses mornmnr in now -----I me 0! DE hmilv, ` OF "THE. LATEST s, -PATTERN8 he-. an ossnens. * -made Clothing ity of ecting what _ no or pills babe for got wgu Late Sanders Bros `Five Points, Barrie. HUUHUXK - - Oh. I guess about twenty feet, replied Mr. Spoopendyke, measuring the hight of the stream with his "eye and chuckling to himself. That's about as long as the `pressure will premit, and` I thought I'd let it go that far before I hitched it up," and Mr. Spoopendyke shook all over as the full lsltrength of his joke impressed itself upon m. It... : .....L..l..~..l Ll... ..'l.... ..t J1... . 'l.I.l.G|lU VLU E. Dr. HAY- . . Lon]. bibs R not well iP%:%?t>S!Ti'ii7T`|-IfEK:.fEfsTAnoN may ao0`us,LwiiL& memo. nous; DAYBOOKS,LEDGER_SEJOURNALS Jan-1n1:1n:g 1n pi$at1no type: 49` SPECIAL ATTENTION PAID TO NEGATIVE FINISHING- --V4` LALIJI L`A|JIJ.l-`LU JZXK l\ l1|4. Sole Agents in the Town for the National Mf g. Co's .\'urth-\\'cst 1':unp:1;` M 3-V `*3- T1-}NT,Bl-IDS, 'nBu:s, cmnns no s'r0oI.s 05. mm Everything Portable. - ' I I I ('~ . I-"' 5 i=-U1=1vIs' IBIF{._C)S-. Sign of the Cirscular Saw, Dunlap street, N01`!/1 Shir. 1 A uuu wuuu wuuueraole mlagivm . . . Don't want to take it down 1" granted Mi`. Spoopendyke. It comes down itself by the natural law of gravitation. Did you suppose that water intended to squirt up in- the air and wait for me to bring it down on: a step-ladder? Got some kind of a notion that I was going to tie a rope around the water and` haul it down,-hadn't yo `I Well, I'm not, and I ain't going to offer it" any chromos to come down, either ! V And Mr. Spoopendyke seated himself on the lower step and eyed his fountain with a great deal of satisfaction. H`lJ'..... In-.. .._.. ....... ........... 4... 1.4- it ......3-4 '1" ZO2-- ' NAILS. LOCKS, HINGPES, SCREWS, PAINTS, on..~t. l'L"l"l`\'. m`..\~ AND PAINTS mixed ready for use, SPAI)l~2.s',' .\'Hu\'l-Il..~ . Iiwhr ' AND GARDEN TOOLS, BAR IRON AND .~"I`r:+:I. and a full stock of BLACKSMITWS AND CA l:l:l_\1 : r: MAKER'S GOODS, GUNS, .u1.\u'.\'1. TION AND FISHING TACK |.I~:. o_1-;,,, . . .. ... %PH0T0GRAPHERs! V vA;-La`: . 4 : j-__-j- &u:n----- I~.J-I- . LE.\II-21:," .\I0.\'I'L`o1:," ox: I\ll'H:l.\I. Croquet, ` Granite 1`Vu7', Bum `Cutlery, _ Emzmclled IVuc, A ` Cruel Stamls, T in H/are, Cake BasK'ut.,v, Silver plalrd IV(m'. `Child's Carriages, - Wooden Wan, ISTOVES, LAMPS, MIRRORS, TEA TRAYS, .5`.-\l) IllO,\'.\'. CASH BOXES, CLOTHES Wl{Il\'(.I'Il{S, FLl."l`IN1; , TABLE MATTE. .-\.\_'J) ALLKINDS or Hoi}i: ARTICLES. .\`(\Y.W'. Al:`\Y'l` l\' H Directly Opp. the Queen's Hotel. PRICES TO SUIT THE CLOSEST BUYER. "'?'*-`ZOZ . / _ - ` 1+ ? I Single & Dquble Breech:Lo:u.lmg Shot (inn. Single & Double Muzzle Lozuling Ulllls`, .Remingtou Breech-Loading Shot ling Winchester Sporting` M:`.ga7.im: liic-.-V Remington Sporting l{ifl:. Cartridges and {.':1n'tn'il;_:<,- ( /`:15:-; -Brass Shells, Gun Cas`es`,mP9wder,n Shot, Caps, 5, llllll. | Mrs. Spooendyke watched the play of the I water in silence. uDv.._.... -..... al.:..l. I ......u 5-]... nmol srovn-_s, LAMPAS. GRANITE PIPES, SHADES. Tmw. ELBOWS, BURNERS- wo DRUMS, CH|MNEYS= c DAMPERS, WICKS, om: STOCK OF THE ..u:o\'1: <;uO1).5 is 'l'lH. 0 *9" Slatf, Books and Scribbling Boo/cs. SIGN` OF- THE AT rm: ` `OI R V unuul.-.nu:.u. FRUIT, 4 g.yg.pg..ag..o..n..og.n1.pgg|..n.pIodvu' nuinuuuululunllu.-nun.-u..In.uuIIn CASH 51915 LHRGEST in" ENLARGEMETS BY THE ARGE1*'I`I(;` (;r`I:.;`7I;(7)71;1:T1V.\IImz" 1'1:m'Ii~"'-. .u.uuu5 -_u.V.\., no \uLu|I us :1 CCSAL Q;1'_. ;% s I, ueal OI II`lI1lBIMZllUll- How long are you going to let it squirt 7" ' asked Mrs. Spoopendyke, anxious to have the trouble begin that itfmight be over the 8001181`. _ (6 nl. 1 ....._-- ..l.-..L L.......L.. t....L ....w.1.'...1 \An ,_ ' nuns AND HIELE: TTIOI-T :__..I_ D- 'I\, II `II I r PHOTOGRAPHY IN7\'L L. :73 BRANCHES- BIBLE3.. PRAYER BOOKS AND HYMN BOOKS! . _ Eo.1_1 A LI. THE CHURCHES." * scifff,"`|`I[E BDOKSELLER, :51-ly OFFICIAL NvELoPEs,3"?FooLscAPs, Inspection Invited. No Trouble to _._._._--.. v_ --vv---- as g s.v-v`I.aa.A5L`l\.A LLLLLA V ' SOLE AGENT IN BAIHHE F01!" _ Arnold s Patent Automazic Steam b uz/nu - New House Furnishing.StorL~, as cheap as a.I1yw}1cr- L'l.~': F1 1| -- 4` :- -u- 4-- Cheap Iiardvvare 2 nafx` gnougnt. ox 1n;fI(:,iefore.ff `adv S ~ 9 `"37 "9 3"-S588 .M1`3- POOP` ndrk- Why: mllyunvwzinvenwr. Thu : -the bent ountsin 1 verisafw; but how -areyon going totake it down ? and Mrs. Spoopen [min with connidemble miagiving. Don't want to tslra it dnvm ! tn-unted yke contemplated the foun- Which equal in Every respect to Collodion 'I`r;u1sfurs. Corner of Collier and 1.9c'z2_/field Streets, THINGE BOTH W1`-3LL s BLOCK, ` DUNLOP STREET. Hotjsizn-IoI.b /runs:-runs- %./\/\f\ - "" """" ` """`l5 I"P` U\ L`! lll\ l`IH\'( GT3. MEADov\is,, (:`()7'7lr Dun/nn .\'I`l`t3t`I IIn:/ P/I;/7/-/In i36THWia'LL s `BLOCK HAS JUST SECURED I}ARGAIN\S l.\' LERGOIRIEB. I-'n"ui'r. mscuws ' E9- --.:s. .... ,- {T SHELF TANVD`-`HEAVYHARDWARE. u/I/\/\/\ /'\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\r ./\_r~_/`./\/x/. "My dear, enid'Mi'. spooxieuaieke, as be planted the nozzle of the street-sprinkler and braced it with brich ; My dear, that makes considerable of mfountain. . I wish I had thought of it;b,efdre.`f , nnnn mv wnid I. `M :-n Qnnisn. " The Best (`coking .-\pp'aru.tus ever invented. IB.A.E..ZFl.IE} ' T GRAHITEWARE. MTINWARE. , WOODWARE 3, CUTLER, KIDEDQ I ' "_-j- -jj Co /'ner_ Dun./op Strecz am] _Ii u1/I('(1r/ 5'/,u 1? : .7` the ('0mm/ - of Simcmr. AND \\'ILL BE SOLD AT _nuTTon I GROCER, you c'.s..\` um` . all Fnnm-oi D...._.:, -. `.. ' AT :1 g---------._. UNDERTAKINGW AA r,h Shot;/Caps: S/ww G'umI.~ muv. L-~, B271! "1 ' B71/. n V('AR[. }~2"I` .~ .\1.-x: `Ill.-.\'_ 1:~ `s, Barrie. Voopau`nv``*;`s`*wx+E` ,. .., Biurlu Side, Barrie` BRUSHES lxvrll 1; , uuvxuvull c_yuvvu.| an wru- --Heard at tho, Conundrum Club :3 What's in the difference between a. frigid undulation and aden in a fQrest?f ., The p'1'ize'answ_er_ was, Ode ,is'a coid way fund other is a "wold cave. ,Music by the nfixi. m- ....... \n-.'.-__ . _ -n- .2- tacks, ` , , ` _ ` . diseues of the'hu"nm'1 s` stem. Pholphltindis .___.--v -u . I _ I a JV VI-`nail To nu; Mamc.u. PROFESSION. ABDAALL wnom rr nun" cogcmm.--Phosphatine, or nerve Food, 9 P110: terlamont hgogtgnpon I tic Facts, ` ormnlsted by-Professor -' uhn,` M. D., of Boston, Mum, cures Pulmonary Oonsum tion, Sick Headache, N6:-vous""A1*s Vgartigo and` Nam-algis. and 911,173: ' nota Medicine, but I ntriment, because it contain! no Vegetable or Minnul I>..;....... ?3".'& aI..."~ ""b.,..* ";`` oient to con` ` An 1),, nor bottle. is A. n.._,a I and Fall, such as Ague, Chill Fever, Bilious Fever, 520.. depend upon an inactive state of the liver. bowels, skin. kidneys, etc., for did these outlets of morbid poisonous instter -free Malsrisl Disesses, so prevalent in the Spring` the system pro erly, no sickness would nesult. Burdock Bloc Bitters eectuslly `regnhtes these organs and corrects the absorbent and secretory system as well. uvv u meulclne, out 8 untnment, because Vegetable or Mineral _P9igo Opiates, Narcotics, and no Stimulants," but simply the Phmnhntin ma nus.-:.. m.....-..s- 3 Convicts at Dartmoor Prison, in Eng- i lam], make skelton keys out of the bones j of their meat. 1)Tothing could be` more ap-`_ I pmpriate. Their escape by this means re- ; ruixldsins of one of those skeleton leaves. FAl{.\!ll:.`i, before buying yourfreaper and I mower oil, ask for and procure :1 sample of ' Kasier Machine Oil, in is warranted not to gum and guaranteed to give atisfaction. ,\ .. .... ..-- . -4 I -l*)ezu1ties-ofltlle United States lang- uage; A" gentleman was growling about having tn pay n. bill twice. " Why did you may it I" asked'hia conmaninn. Pm it 9 I Iuwulg LU pay .'I._ I)!.u twxce. " Why did pay asked ]u_s cmnpmlion. Pay it? I didu t._ It was jayhubblcd out of me. !.'....._-. The linen collar-"is an epitome and in- in the Baltimore News. deny it. V J rouge bottlennd the pearl powder box. ` ,;\ EVI:i< GIVE UP " , _ If you a.re-suffering with low and depressed I spirits, loss of appetite, general debility, dis- We emphatically The index of civilization is the ordered blood, weak` constitution, headache or any disease of a'bilious nature, by all means procure a bottle of Electric Bitters. You will be surprised to see the rapid im- provement that will follow ; you will be ins- pired with new life; strength and activity will return ; pain and .misery will cease, and lieiicofortli you will rejoice -in the praise of ~ l-Zlcctric Bitters. Sold at fifty cents a bottle %.|)v H. Monkinan. dex "of civilization," says an advertisement TIlOUSA.\`DS nf-e being Vcurednof Catarrix every vear with HALL s Catarrh Cu :-e, that the doc- tors had given up and said could not be cured. 75 cents a bottle. Sold by \V. C. MCLEAN I Barrie. 9 9"` `-- I -When Closephist died h-is disconsolate widow moaned throng}: her tears," Well, there is" one thing, John never gave me a cross word. ,` Nor anything else that he wasn t obliged to, murmured Fogg. rn, | Ii) CEIIUE Barrie, ' au"oK|.m's ARNIOA sA|.vE.- The Beat Salve in the-world for Cute, Bruises. Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tether, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, `Come, and all Skin Eruptions, and posi- tively cures Piles. It is guara.nteed'to give perfectsatisfaction or money refunded. Price ;25 Centaper Box. For Sale by G. Monk- I man. Barrie. , ' 42- --And now I ask, said Mr. Talmage, striking the Bible 9. heavy blow, what is the distinctive feature of_ to-day's religious press?" To clip without giving credit, Mr. Mrs. VVm. Allan, of Acton, -says -she has I never been without a. bottle of Hagya.rd s Yel- low Oil in the house for the last twenty years, and would "not be for ten times the cost; ad- ding that she has never known it to fail for Colds and Croup, ; Sore Throat, Stiff N eck, Burns, Scalds, etc. She concludes by saying, if any one doubts its efficacy, refer themto me. - ' ! .\lillinns of bottles` of Dr. King's New Dis- - covery for Uonsumptxon,-Coughs and Colds," I have been given away as Trial Bottles of the large size. This enormous outlay would be disastrous to the proprietors, were it, not for the rare nwrits possessed by the wonderfi1lV| nnedicium. Call at `G. Monkman s Drug Store ' l mu] got a Trial Bottle fwce. and Erv fnr unn- -nu.-umnu. um an 1-. Monkman'_s Drug Store Bo1: tlcf:ce, and _try for your. It is :1. blessed good thing to witness a brand new play, because there is no danger of the idiot behind you tlling his frien_d \i'lmt's guing to happen next. ' ' `v \. \( An "" Now that the reaping and mowing season is coming on, Farmers should remember that Kaiser Mnuhimi nil in mm haul ............ .....1 us uunuug on, rarmcra should remember that Mnchme 011 is the best reaper and mower nil in the market. For sale by all dealers - 5-9m. --_ Mad,;e:" A woman physician shduld put not Dr. but Dx. after her` name. The wm-r] flnnom-" ha h..:.. ....,1 .....--.-1:.... 1-mm... ' . How'al1ea.ltlx down there I" Health is good," exclaimed'Cacksto11 with enthusiasm. Any chills .7 1 tell Von what's a fa)ct: Some time ago an old man who had been sllaking for l years with palsy came to my house, stayed a week and hain't shook `none since." Is your family well ?" Splendid health, sir. 'Next day the man uggin approached Cackaton and said : You have misrepre-' sented your place to me and I m going to whale you right here.- . I made nn'mim-nni-n:mItnl*.inn I-......;..... should not The word doctor" is Datin and masculine. I ts feminine form is doctrix. ~'~'J`his is the difference between the much talked of speculation in caoutchouc and a' }__{mne of whist 2" One is :1 corner in rubber, and the otlmr is :1. rubber in a. corner. Mr. J. Ii. Seymour, Druggist. St. Cathar- ins, writes that he finds an ever-increasing sale for .Bl'lmocK Bmon BITTERS, and ddsl that he can, without hesitancy, recommend it. Burdock Blood Bitters is the grand speci lie for all diseases of the Blood, Liver and Kidneys. -It islan; undeniable fact that nearly all ' centenarians arepoor and lmve been poor all their lives. If you wish to live :1 good old ago, young mm), never advertise. ...-u-yuan-1 uugu :uu:uuuu|vLUu. ---The reason the aesthetics" so admire the stark is that he can stand for hours on bone ' leg and look as t-hough he didn t know any- thing and didn't want to. ' v 1 tu__,,,, , . . . . no .-.... ...-.... .4 "sun. v`!- F. J. CHENEY & Co., proprietors Hal_l s Catarrh Cure, offer $100 reward for any case of Catarrh that can't be cured wlth Hall's Catarrh Cure. Sold by W. C.1\I1`LI-2A..\', Barrie. 393m I , A ( loo!) I:\'1=.s'T1\1Is:N'r.-Tv?s'enty-ve cents expended to your druggist for a bottle of Hag- yard : Yellow Oil will allay more pain and cure more diseases than many dollars spent for ordinary uiedicines would do. Yellow Oil cures Rheumatism, Burns, Scalds, Frost Bites, . Sore Throat, Croup, Stiff Joints, Contracted Cords, and all Lameness and Inammation. II A` .1 .- - -~ Hold .-the forte for I am co1inq!"' said she muscular man, as his pals stagger- ed on the stairway under the weight of a. piano, - - -.. -.. .. .....vu run-nu-unvu. , Buckingham s Dye for the whigkers is elegant, safe andieliable article, cheap, and convenient for use; will_ not rub 03. Try it ! (III 11 .1 p . n -- - Cackston, who wanted to sell` ms farm. was 'appr0a,ched by a m:_u1`who wanted the place. ` - Ann's Lnnlu. .1.\mn 61...-.. ) I -An English docfor wants everyb$dy`to [ be buried in a. wicker casket instead of" a plain coin. fHe is supposed to be interest- ! ed in a willow plantation; " I I!....l......L...._l.. l`\.._ t-.. LL, _,1 I I 11 you nave pure anu properly vwauzea blood coursing freely through your veins :_ if- the stomach. liver, kidneys and bowel: act right- lv, vou will never experience headache. Bur- dock Blood Bitters will effect this desii-able condition, if properlynsed. Try it. A 11 ~ - ciollzu-"is : ax civih7.:1tinn. smvg an mlm=..+:1 -v.--- -v vv\nu' `J1 CIBVIIU `III I . V--Is it nght to say, Goals in Boston are cheap. or " Coal in Boston is cheap?" -[Thomas. Neither is right; because neither is true, ' T T __---.-v- --4 -4. uvw A Cum: you HmnAcnz.--"l`honunda. are suffering maltvrs or this distressin trouble.` If you have pure and properly vita med blood coursimz freelv throunh vnur vain: - 6.91... OLD a.nd you. male and femal. find 1 sure` cure for all nervous aectionsb in 0r..,E. C. West : Nerve and Brain ~'I`rentmcut.. ' Sold by John Woods, Druggist, Agent for Barrie.` ' _`l'.. :4: .....1.4. L. --_ u n._1_ :_ -n_v;._,, *:-:W :a -a-r;z-i`-;t'the Siamese for worship- ping the elephant ; but think of the money that in paid here annually just tease it, 1 A, 1 '"-'-'1w"J-n; Q35; 1.}; 'o'.np:asn' or the costv, of C0ll!'tBhip,"b|lt in the long run it is_not. so expensive aa"` seeing the boys, 'l)|.......l.......... :_ u... .-;..._-1.;..._. __... - _ 4 . _. v._r_.... . v __ ...~.,.....a any --(J --_ --Phoapho1-up is the `striking namenlof a. new color. It irill be worn by the match- making mammah. . 'n1___,, ..u p... . -- ':5&t;.;",'.:.",,,(..e." , God .n.,..,..,.+.;..t it" takes`: woman ivith her hair down to be in- disposed when anybody calls. 1:--__ _--_..._ ...__ --.___1_:_' _: n__ -,_. wume you rlgnn nere. ' T I made no misrepresentation, he-nerv. ously replied. . A I asked you how was `health `down there-" . ' - (`A.._11'.__:Jn .'. .... . .. 1 .-' ""'_"ni}f7r}};X& "1u}i.raage is lecturing in Boston. His front name is probably an advertisement. . -- Amhiledes invented the slang plirise,_ _ Give us a rest, when he o'e1"ed to move the world with his lever. MILLIONS GIVEN AWAY MISOELLAN EOU8. - Wnmun 0nt..`Ihxoh80`1san. ~1v.~J.onnr c c -mods. 0. . [ cnu.-Envo ..;'1".: mm ouurh Gun for ma .~ -. - L ~i `> '.-" rt = *-amxfuUm } `.l'~'_ -.`:.`u.'L.~;--..~.-r. .- , 7!: 129::i;-%.:.%;1!6?!'`% '*;$300" vuuluu IL-, nuu I1uI.ILL:u nu Int: uULlE('-- _ _ Are yolrwct, dear 3'. asked Mrs Spool)- endyke,_reqar(ling himatlkctimmtely. < Wet I" howled Mr. Spnopexnlyke. . -Man is four-fths water, and the uther fth of" me is a little moist. that's all 2" and Mr.` Spoopendyke plunged up stairs and in- to bed. . `:2 j " I don't care," murnmred Mrs. Spoopen-' dyke. He didn t stand still long enough I to get chilled, and if he keeps mad fbr an hour longer he won't catch cold.-" And, 1 acting on this new pathy, Mrs. Spooncn-| dvke bnised herself at. the bedside until 5 ` her husband fell asleep from the exhaustion ! of anger. and snared the snore of the just; -'[B)'0Ql'l3/Ia Euglv. - [Noun o'rH1:R: GENUINE I] one o! cahnh If its use `I0!-IOlll:h_h1OII|1_5!Iv_)f,t1,1l`IO. 1 f uty um: danghaor in : 'tar6ES1o:)ii'.?h'R$?rgh mtwoyu an wu arymu no theuuotlanu'| Oahu-th cum-T . She is now ; about onroda W. '13. Roman, EMYRTLE my 1! is 11 '1-an nunxlrr 3 `I I woam `S160 fanny om To!-i ` ` 0 Mm): It will `an: inn "3 j: uuLvmnuAL EETHE F gaunnn ran In mun Al .15.... - --The papers are boastig of the idellcacy of 9; pair of scales at the New York Assay Office,` which are so nicely Balanced that}. the|mere wliting of 9. name on the` back of one of two pieces of paper exactly alike will turn the scale in its favor. This is equally true, however, of any board of bank directors. ' * \J\JJ:U.E C , hof NaEsalCE:vlty-;C_ "1 0 ` Ii` IC`S 1 o ood- and Mucous 1 5` S 1; is ."'%E;. that DII grand I IJIUIU `-' And I said that healthwu good. NOW, sir. health. is good. Everybox ""`-2",`. health and it : good wherever you nd 1 - ;"Yo\_1-n9id that an old -man. `.'l_`V Md 3 ._." , ' - ..~`.-2.; 4'.` P lyl said that az;_o1d.ma.n who,ht_;d` P8115 came to my homo aid hp'dn t,'sh`ook P099 since. Iigdigdqj o .> ._ , ,- 3 7;, Youasid eh-ac; urihuiil was well- I found that yoiu-`f's' 'Iiok"."-`W-`--' My fumilyin well-`J I`1'lionrpople`hmng u_: thpt 'hoiuoisr.notmy family,-5:135` l1ve,xn.tovn. _..,.__._ 3 W .. . I ` `A ,--'-`- iZ~"`. 1? ' y \ gosh-4 mve powers 0; une Ur1_u:A'l' Url1iJ.iLV1AlV_ IN- VIGORATOR. the only remedy that has proved itself a SPECIFIC for general debility, `seminal weakness, impbtency, etc , and all diseases that arise from self-abuse or over- taxed brain, nally ending in consumptionpin-' sanity and a premature grave. Sold bv all druggists, or will be sent free on receipt of $1.00 per box, or six boxes for" $5.00. - Ad- V dress W. O. McLean, Sole Agent for Ban-ie. Send for circular and testimonials of genuine `cures. V , V _39-3_I'n. I-nIInII R` ' - ' __'_`-` `V: -1 Qnt-do tr-d-W ' L II; In I.lnQi'iII7 "I ll;II_` THOUSANDS bear witness to the positive cura- tive powers of the GREAT GERMAN IN- VIG()RATnR. hn nnhr rnmarlui final In-nu - -Ma tb inspect the costume of a tambourine girl which she. has ordered- for the fancy ball. It is ravishing, but my husband--wili not nd the--the train a trie short ? Not at all.'mgdame, re- plies the modiste, " after I shall present my bill. ' ....--..r-.-sa a.1v:4.\4.I4; ' Twenty-four years experience, says an I eminent Physician, _eonvinces me that the only c'.ire_for Nervous Exhaustion and weakness of the generative organ" is to repair the waste _ by giving Brain and Nerve Foods, and of .all the remedies I have used Mack's Magnetic Medicine is the best. This remedy, is now sold by all our Drug ists` at 50 cts. per box, 0! 6 for $2.50, and on t e receipt of an order for 12 boxes, accompanied With $5.00, addressed to l\la.ck s_ Magnetic Medicine C0,, Windsor, Ont., they will forward the goods free by mail, and send their written guarantee" to refund the money, if the treatment does not effect a cure. See adv t in another column. A ('.\Rl). --To all "who are suffering from :the errors and indiscretiona of youth, nervous weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, '&c., I OF CHARGE. This great remedy was lis- covered by a missionary in South America. Send a self-addressed envelope to the REV. Josmu T. I:~`.\1Ax, Station D, New York City. _ 34-lyr The reason that the F[ighlanders.suf- fered so terribly from mosquitoes in .tlie Egyptian campaign; was that their out- works were so unprotected it was a kueesy thing to get a" bite, and` not a dilii-kilt mat ter to get away. ` ' .. v\'v1 . r\7\vp~ \v't\rw\v-1-u1< .. . I will send a receipe that will cure you, FREE ' -Jennie June declared~tha.t there are no` scientic dressmakers in this country. The trouble is, - the fashionable dressmaker lavislies all her scientic attainments in making out the bill. There s where all the science gees. " ' A .-. ..g any .q_~ _ _ 2 $ O woos `S100 may _y' ` rum: _ I My litlo dauxtor wuugalod w1t.hmb::gr' tvgq _y_ogr_g, gg_1d gag va_ry much bonolltted hv Hollnorry`: Omlment and Pills.--Though it is impossible, in this climate of changing tem- perature, to prevent ill-halth altogether, yet its form and frequency mav be much mitigated by the early adoption of remedial measures. When hoarseness, cough, thich breathing, and the attending slight fever indicate irritation of the throat or chest, Holloway s -Ointment should be rubbed upon these parts without delay, and his .Pills taken to appropriate doses, ato promote its curative action." No catarrhs .or sore throats can resist these remedies. Printed directions envelope every package of . Holloway s medicaments, which are suited to all ages and conditions, and to every ordinary disease to which humanity is liable. ` cAu'r:oN: A GONGATENATED NARRATIVE