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A11 uugnu \.\I tuuI\ Ulllblul' ll) ht`? \Vll8I was going on. Passers-by heard kht` `report from the opposite side "if the streot and came to investigate. An in- Vcstlgatlon settled the matter when it was found a bottle of home-brew. part of a police shipment for aualyzatirm. blow the cap off the bottle due to rer- |mentation, What u kick that bottle `would have mads`! RILLIA YOUTH claims In have found the meanest. man in thr- world. He has made a. practice to tour the sick-roads about. the town with n L'V\l\f llnho nnunhm-I 1,. 41-... ........ ..4' hi.- UST WHERE Frzmk SchmidL. Wal- ly...-b.... r\urr\-n\.>.- .._....A AI -- The Weekly Mirror .;a.;;;a...g m...ug.... {Q Ila; "Aura `rain nnlnn ncnncuuug IlI`Il I`l'I.I|D III the News from Ontario Town Nowupnpero L TIME it was u.n('l. Uul W. Quuntrlll. received a \nh\ ._~.n(.... IIASN'T ;:< one small u I H `lIl|("dbC . Wl1itb}" Lelephm that a u... ...x 1. . ||lI\.ol\o A Full Stop 'l.:1\r l1;1.lwcc11c-rum ed by the Quebec (mx-crnnlcnz suppnrtcd by :1 pu`l\licit_\` c:1n1p:xi_::: the l ruvinci:1l (iuvcrnmcnl. the thc Muntrcul Mu1uri.xl.<' l.c:t_~;'uc. ers As.wci:1Iiun_ and ullwr nrgxu ..l .,. '... 3,, I u..|\l`.,.1o.. .. AI THE BARBIE EXAMINER ` NE OFTEN HEARS of warm re- `ceptlons given to clcrgymm and thelr fnmllies. but zt greeting of :1 very unusual klnd ztwaited Rev. A. W. Hone and fmnlly, of 'I`lllsnnburg. wlmn they rcached,.home after vacation. Open- ing the door on arrival. they found on the floor in the front. hall it heap of about n cupful of cloud boos. On llw ledges of the windows \v5r(\ still more defunct l)eos. But the study hm-v ow-ry appearmwo of having been :1 vorltnl)l(~ hive, and on the floor bmwnlh one of the windows there lay it pilv -vf lmr": which must have r<=pn-.s'm1tvd thv must of an nvm`ag'(` swnrln. Later investi- gation dlsclosvd tho rnmnlndor of the swarm hnrs do combat in :1 cold n.lr duct of the furnace in lhn ocllm`. A nvlghlmr reported havlng 30011 n ::\v21rn1 nf hnru: (liv\-nnnnzlrinrv dnurn Hun nhivn. LIHIIUUL lK:|J|ll Llfkl Ili1VllI}.', -3L'l.'II ll ?`\VilIIll of bees disappearing down mo chim- ney nf tho parsonage :1 (-mmlr\ of wvoks - ago. `A few boos were still hnverma around tho top of tho chinnwy several days later. Thv qlInsl,lnI1 is \\'hMhm' the visitation of Imps to tho 1nini.~'.!r>r`:' study ix` lo bn rt\p,ar(lr*d as an zumllry of swr.`clm=s:=.. or .-4linp,. in tho .sm'nmn.< that will be prr~p:u'vd tlwrv in fuluro. Annl,her point is that tho ])()m' lwe: muld find no x1<)1Ix'isl1111m\I in tho tho- nlnLI,l(`nl wurks upon the libmry :~ l1ol\'v.-~. THE -WC)'RRY-SAVER SPECIAL} CROSSED S A"i{"D I N E S SI !-ZClA[.~HrANDY 98 Croceterias in Ontario SPECIAL CLASSIC OR BABB|T`S I IIL ||\IllI\'l l`l 3~`~l1c" and turl_\'-mld ml mllilv and kindly pm'su :u|\'cn11Irc> in \':Iriuu.\ p }`c_|l1:1p.s`*hi_~` Inns! >1: which he >:1y>: I lmvv knmvn m:m_\' cxtwtium. ccpt that at hate." \\'hv|I -1 'l`n.\ 01.1.... C LE S E R AMMONIA POWDER ;pEAnsl SPECIAL- Real Good Quality )1;-Z: 25! Tins No trouble to prepare Ready to Serve Harry Horne'a DIIIIHJ W/xolesom e ......r The H a terproof Sling A CUSIARD I'll Ltll. s:1vcd. I.` AI NUCGET TODDY + .-';` 2 4 c 1 2c T-'~ Store Hours-8 a.m. to 6 p.m. Wednesday, 8 a.m. to 12.30 noon Saturday, 8 a.m. to 11 p.m. some and Appefixing IOTHCVR Double Cream rproof 550, pol,-,1, I Serve Hot or Cold Ingenoll Cream COUNTY LEGION ' HAS 11193 'ruvu=. (crmfimlcd /rom. ymgc Nle) lhn Cnnndizm Ll-p,ln|1 will xnr=n.'~'.uro up In ovt\r_vt,l1lng oxpectrd 01' ll." Col. Al-,k1-nnnn snlrl cluring lhe lull(7h(`0ll. ln lhzmklng tho vmmcil for We wh01o~ hP:ll`L(`(l rocopllon and generous "nus- plmllly. Rc`pl_v'mu. `ills W()l Slll}). the Mzwnr. (`x])1``.\'s(`(l plr-usurp do have the '.'olm'- mu-; :15; glumls n.l, noon. W0 mjo plans- ed (.0 lmvn you zmd wlll (ln (.`veryLl1lm.: posslblo In help you." he sulcl. ' I l`hv spurt Hold \v:1s cnllvom~(l wllh the H.|)])L ill'llll(.`() Jf Amos the lr<`.<.l1 '11` Andy ln Air 'l`n.\'l Cub lnudvd with clmms. n. 1mll(~oman und hnhn. I`lu'nuulmul llw nfl(`l`nnun the clowns` lunusvrl tho kl(l(llv.~; wlth \':u`lnu.~; sums. and vvvn lhv -,;rmvn-up's zlu-s(-rlv llw spurt, linrs: nl limes Lu \\`:ll(`.ll Andy ::h:n'lng (ho ]h)ll(`(`lllllll. 'l`hv folluwlnx; ])rm'I(|v(l llw :mms(-- .nn..o- 'l).\.-I 1n....a.... un .`llVL\|o II` H1L .\L` >:1vim;`.\ um unh. the zuhliliunul };':l\ulillL` and s:u'y In hnihl the l1i};lm';1_\:~. uhcml ml" the gzunc, lwcznlm` fnclinn :m.l cnlnfnrl cnju_\'LuI M:1_\'r`s_ lnl li\a| Spread: Like Butler CHEESE `lllilll, l\III 'l`(| I)nll',:lzU; \\I'lII: Iiunrn: Med. Size Pkgn. 51C` r .` .; mu |\vIuI\\| 5.; .uu\I\II`\| nnv :1nIIIM'- nt: 1101'! (Brnhwy. us Anrly; `Pom yrs, us Amm; ().s'(-:u' Hhunk, as Hw mun; `Id Junwss, :1, (',ln\\'n; Ed. l(;, :1. px'r)fr`::.'~;Irnml hobo; Andy Frus- ::. (-lawn; Bl]! .'.mnummt Hm nul- nnm; Hill Hvr|mr(l_ Viv. I,in(l.';n_\'. ul ]\:nIul-nv null H... L)! A Staple Line That Will Pay You to Stock Up On. Ill!` il - Exznnlne .A\lli.\1un milk lliht ,\ Hi. l.\u\ L. nu llll` lllll'lll()UIl Llll.` " ho \':u'lnus (I:-st-rlv rs: limes wulclx ho Huwhn; orl 4 : ~ T2`.I `nlilnrv .. ..l I unu rlll L.lg[lL IVICHL, DHCII DIX, Halves . . Tin Coee High Park Br., True Rich Flavor, Ground Fresh Daily 1 lb. . . . . . . . . . _ . . . . . _ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . ,, .... Patent Barley ~Robinaon's suit- able for infants Pkg. Marmalade Robertson : imported Golden & Silver Shred, 12-oz. jar Sanitary Straws No home should be without 2 Pkgs. Sunwheat Biscuits The only Bia- cuit of its kind in the world, pkg. Grape Juice Welch's National Drink Med. Size Bottle Tuna Fig}; Light MeatjShell Br., I-lain-.. T: 25c Sovereign rmau Sockcye Phgn. .-\lIi.~tu nmdvx For All Fine SALMON Each Loblaw Croceteria is equipped to pr<)\'i in it's; interior, a cool, pleasant temperature in the warmest weather. You pick, or choose, either hurriedly, nr leisurely as you please, in the utmost comfort. Lohlaw customers know that this cool and comfortable mode of shopping is also profitable for them and that while a.'x'3lll"`,(l of highest quality they are at the same time making substantial savings. -j lze.<;e Specials on Sale for Week of August > 14111 10 21 Note the Yellow 7`i('/eels. SPECIAL~--~LOBL7AW7 S BLUE LABEL L UX ILIFEBUOY NONS UCH| Black or Mixed T """"""" Thrifty buyers will detect the savings on this item. 24 C W- ll.` ul.` I.11cl_\ Laundering ALL STEAMSHIP LINES CANADIAN NATIONAL RAILWAYS 42- *f:_!!:-1!!-`FLCOMSQN """':rt:r.`: .\ ||i\VAlx l)()l-` ,<'.,1m\\'i1llwgivcll I illl!Il`lll:lliHlI llml will land In llw mu [`:lI'HL~ \|L`l2|L'ill}{ nr \lC`~l|'ll_\'ill};' pr:-pun I). .-i.- * * i. _ -- 7 ----- : - "_\",.| The lNVSURAN(E MAE an; STEAMSHIP AGELNT. 19; 2 cm 150 SUMMER COTTXEEINSURANCE uop_..___.___ _ _-_ REWARD ! :\ small amount we pmtccl ynur cx' HIM-1 AN!) -l.l(}H'l`NlN(x fur :;cvcr211 nmnllls ____ -7: _- -51`;-`A-Aswan-- 7 AuT*6MoB1L'E INSURANCE AND EVERY OTHER KIND OF INSURANCE IN HIGH CLASS COMPANIES HE NEVER KNEW HATE 'l'l1crc hm In-cu pul\li.\hc.l thc nut-v-lw of H. l |l:1_u'|s;:ml, Ihc l{x1}4li>l1 \vlIusc \`i\'id l:1lv.\ huvv cI1lc1'I:xincd nu` ed millions of `rcmicrx llwuugglmul Ih This :u1lul1iugr:1pl1_\' \v;1.~ written scvc ilgn, but ll:1g'g';1I`\i sliptnluuxl that it shun }\lll`li.\`hL`d umil:|ftm'l1i.< dcnlh. 'l'lu' :lulhur ul "l\'in_u .H`ulu11-mix F-I1L"';1nd HHl(`l' .\`lHl`iL`.\ rcvc` pm'.~' ;1n.l rcm fIu|\`I`l1'lI|`r`\ in swnrinnu n-xv-0. .1 Well-Known D___.l- -1 VV CII'I'\Il()wn Brands of Real Merit OF lNTEREST.TO FARMERS _,,!. Lily Brand (`VIII/vvr Z"}1"iE?kEN 1111121213 The Health Soap 29c 1 55c 28c 39c 21c 24c 32c TQ- Q [SAW GROCET ERIAS lh`.\`l llk` Ci SPECIAL- A Bountiful Crop of Peas this season permits us to offer this exceptional bargain 2 Tms 13 PEAS 1 lb. Tins No. 2 Size Tin Liquid Slave Polish Make: Hard H/algr Sol! No Dun! N1) Run! cur. .\u_\ pc'r.\m1 who has :1 \\'c`ll dt`\'c`lupc`U .1 ll1llI\lL`ip;l1il_\'. %i%w&w*&m&&&&%%g uni EDITORIAL COMMENT $ 3$&&*&$www&4w$ww$w nu yuan; . 'l'luu-sd.1_v. August I4. 1930 GILLEX Bottle. Pitt- I00 1 7c l'hnn(- M'7W :\ INCH ) IJDL For * Less The Hun. H. H. licmicii 1i:i> .iiiiiniiiicc.i hi_~ C'.ll`illc`I and is scitliiig \i\.\\\'l1 in hii.~iiic.~.~. There i.\. we heljevc. :1 .iispo.\iiinii on ihc part of the people, iiwspeciivc of imlitim, in give Mr, lich- nett ample 0[`[`Ul`lllliit_\' of .1ciiiuxi.~1r;iiiii;; whnl the policies mi which he xi-zis placed in power can do In udvaiice trade and prmnnic pru.~'pcrit_\ tlbughmit 'C2m:1d:1. We Sell \\ "| |||||| \\'h:1I Haul! Hm Page "o|ir " u.\.nILII| I'll \ I".`.`Il| .:l\\' luul nnl lwcn -'\`.|'ll idlnnd `ha! a `fine lh `llu\\'n1:ln_\'n x cxccpl hula" rclicl uniccr ;l` -lumre hc will STOPPING. AT CROSSINGS SUNDAY AMUSEMENTS Residents of the tnwn were sttrprisetl tn see themrecetttly npcnett Tom Thumb gull cnurse in ogertttitnt lust Sund:t_v ztntl much resentment has een--expressett at the innuvzttinn. It3.JS"trtte thztt the pmprietor is hut t`otlmvitts;' the ex:tmP1e`nt` nwners ml" sitnilztr Cotttscs in Tnrmltn where :t jttdgtnent has `heett given tn the effect that such enterprise.~a can operate on the l.m`t't's l):t_v. That, however, dues not settle the matter by any means. M:l_Q`i.\'tl`:llCS and judg'- es (litter and jttdg'tnet1ts are treqttettttv upset. If it is finztlly tteterminett that the lztw :15 it nmv statttis perntits these places tn keep open on SllI1d:l_\'>'. steps slmultl he tztken itnn'tctti:tteI_\' tn have the law ttmentletl. These Tom Tlttnnh CHllI'.\L'.\ are in ex:tcll_\' the sztme C1. l.\`.\ zts ]`HH[l'Hl|ln.\', 'l`tt\\'tiIl_Q' 2lC`_\'.\ and tnovie lhC. 1It`C.\', rheittg purcl_v ctnmet'ci:tI enterprises ctmttttctett tut privzttc tzztitt. It" the nnn ic uH.\u'r-I 0.` run A\" K`nn.|-nu 1111 Il\.- .\Il\r-we $51.1` I3} EDITORIAL `NOTES nl` prnvhling clnpln tho rcmnvul :1 grgl nn nn cxIc11si\'<' sc: ll.. `...\.- H51 .\`[l'ikin3 |.. rim; \- \v .\ ll rd ncr LII: 1| mnlrmuns, 'lm\\'lin_Q :llIc_\'.~ .1 1 um Sumlzl}, all the nlhcrr; I . u.. _.`. |:n'ric I _'\.\.\I In: nnu` :1ll Iilll IIIL .'L")'|L | | IHIIIIL plzlccs mt" :umI.~`Cmcnl npcn rm look to the town cmnlvil In I to 568 that no cxccptinn i.\ m; this nmst recent cmmncrcizll uxsu :lH \I*' |l|'| \\|lIIl (Ill. nn .\'um|:1_\' and lhcx n mukc every cflnrl ` m:1.ioin lhc C:lt~L` ml" in] :unu. outcr- u "nun: ~ Ihc mu 1` HI Hit` It rd \\'hi|L` I|.<.<\I\I1Ill|'II. -`\nv\r\I xl nl zmleunulwilc op- ! In cents :1 mile in st rive _\'c;1rs. rip ml Hm n1ilc>` thc than it wnuld have inn.~ in l`>;!, taking ..wlin:r, thc ]L`.\L\ wear *:11l>\\';mcc:~ I :-r limc llcm hcc .\uH'icicn nthu In L`lHNH_\'lI`lC|1l, it is ml };'r:nlc u`x'vssi11g> xv smlc. A much pensive mcllnul ml cdics wnuld be In hi;; |1\v:1_y tr:1H'ic In 'I'rIssi11g` :1 1':xilI'<-ad la M 111$ 5, give Ben- enmx1.~tr:uin;;' u `I\YrI.`n{ in n.\u-Ar IL` ;ulI~>-l\in`ur:1pl1_\ l1U\'t`li.\l uincd 1111.1 ch:u'm- _;-lmul Ihc world. 4 .... LIHLI }`ll.V\..` LUII\lLI\ ILU I one is zxllowcd to run :1 have an equal right tn . Hui the `people mt" I nlunn. ml` -Inxncr-nnnn! ..: n~n'.< Mines." . rcvcxlls :1 ver- `1 rccuunt.\ hi> - _urc:1Im' L` an the .\L`.\ IlL`L`C.\ .1`! ll`1L` In .\`:I. all the cum uwrllb .` cl1;;rit_\' |\ \'|l\l. {c is lhut in :1n.l>, I lmvc I lhink. cx- \\\'|II wild. wzml thc .1 ;I_,.. Ill Lula . c..~:u'_v . hcnr ' GOOD ROADS ECONOMY II hits hccn trc`qu<.`nl|_\` :l\.\L`l lL`J I-hnl 144: l'(.`Zl11_\` cast nnthlng in lhc lung run. In: yield :1 prufil nu Ihc invcxmxsm now: pmvixic lhcm. Hccczn .xt:11i.\1i.\ scum In I (hi; idea. .J1`.`.n'Jinu I.` '|'lu.nn*|\ ! H/-urv nuwu aidcnl l\'tI|l.` l'L`1lI]_\` nu--uvn .~urel_\ `zh An :1l7l)I'cVi2lli0ll that would be appreciated by the editors would the one to designate the cumbersome and space-occupying" title of "dis- trict representative of the Department of Agri- culture. llnw would l).R.A. do? After this we have It good notion to write it Stewart I.. ; l .'tg;e, l).R.A." /\ month ago (Zonservatives were preztching the tlnctiinc that the duty of unemployment rc- liet rested with the federal g'overnment . lIlJ et:timin_u' that unemployment Cnuhi hest 'he cur- ` ed h_\' D1:lCil1_Q' their party in pmver. In the {ace -1 this, :1 lncnl (`,m1serv:|tive weekl_v predicts :1 Int ml" ttiietiipluyiiietit t!iiswii1tei`:tI1d times that municipal Illliil)l'iIiCS make prnvisium to meet it Rnger Bzthsun, /\meric:t s grezttest husiness :;i.ttisticnI rtuthnrit_y, S:1_\'S: Busii1ess is closely simihtr to It tri-motored aeroplzlne. One mt" the engines is advertising , one is salesnmnsliip and the other is the mere motive force of primitive reeds. When you kill the LiVI`liStltj{ engine, the lmsiness crzttt can neither speed nor climh." lsnwnmnvillc :1gI'icLI1t1nr:1l lair will he seen no nmrc. the n1:1n;1g'c|ncnl lmving ~.u-`ivcn up the .\lI'lI}{'_Q1C :1_u.1ix1sl :mn`u:l| xlclicils and snIJ,(l1c pru- pcrl_x' In :1 nursery cnn1p:1n_\'. `Fur many years, this Mir \\`:1.\ mm` ml" the `host in ()nI:1rin fur its .\iZC. lhc l1m'.\`c.\, czllllc and :l:`Cp hcing excep- . iu>n.'1lI_\' gumi. To mzlinlnin :1 gmul '!';1ll fair is hccnnling` incrc:1.\ingly diiculi each year. 'l'l1et;tihn`e not the (ire:lt l.ztkc.\ Air ~(Zrui.\e tn c;irr_\' nut its m'ig'il1.'t1 [`l`U`L'l'1lI11l11L` \\'1L\ :1 _g`re;u \H.\l]VPl|ilHlHCI1I tn the people it Barrie, whu hittt 1UUkCll l urw;1rtt to :seeing :1 l:tr_g'e fleet ut flil`[\1;lI1C.\'Hl' HC\\'\l(.`.\t_g"ll, and still nmre M1 tn the [`l`HI`l1IIlL`lI\. That they acted in 9,-"nut! tililh wax very plain. tinncretc evittence tit" this was xecn in the czincetlzitinn it the cnntrztet whereby the t urn \\`:l.\ tn :t.\'.\'t.\l them In the extent nl' .`S2tm wntl :ll.\'U in t`< >ttn\\'ing' out the scliedule when they hzitl nnl_\* three machines. In their et't`nrts tn prnmnlc `the Cl'Ui.\C, the Detroit FI_\'in_g' (Zhih issiiett anti circnl:1tetl \\`ittc1_\' much :1ttr:tctive:Id- \ L`llihil1}{l11. ltICl` in which the ]`t1lL`C.\Ul] the route were prnininentI_\' mnrketl. H:tl't'iC h:ts'h:1tl the henelit nt` 1| thi.~puh1icit_v at `przteticatlty nn ex- pense. ht " n H HIL IIL .1! rcvcn .1.l:1 In \ ;'csIim1.n m.'1_\ nul mnsidcr |\I|||\ (`I LU! will hnvv : provmviul A rcndcr mt` the Ti InI110nc\\-gnvc1'I1111a:n revenue, :1 mx on .'l I'urcig'n cnunt Qcslimm, lhc Porcupine he pmclicnl, 1 cm1sidcrin_; . Ton mun; try m`l'C1_\` 415:1 cunvcl ncv fur the 'hcncI ii ..... ...... .. .;.\.a ax:-I Pvxnl)mk~ Stundard-Obst-1'\'cr-'l"ht` Hon. ' has stated Lhut he will not be a candidate 2' he was mum -.9. s.pcc'(.uL'ulm` figure in Ontario pm('t.i(:all_\' spoukhxg he \\'us me whole (:31: u\._\ 11': KIIL HLIILIII HI IIIICII LULIIIIIICE. `lV|alll_\'} send mnncy over In their native land cvcryi week ul mm, and numy live here only lnng c1mug l1 in gel :1 little nmncy tu_s;ctl1cr tn lake n\rcrsc;1.~ with them. It" ll1cre'i.~ 21n_\' mellmd by \\`l1iCh ll1i> sm'I' mi" thing: may he . (Izm- ndu wuuld he henefiltcd. and if :1 mx could he in1p.scd nn all this sort nt\lr;1iningmoney {rum (2:u1;u1;1 the zldvunlztge would he to this cunn- hm " .. \-. puyulnlluu. ulivuper nving --l`ental. food. luvl and solnclime:.. also. certain types oi vlothing. are not the only advam-ages of village life. There are oppuriunines for turning the honest dollar that. do not t`xl.\( in tin` city. In the cities the: little odd job is not done by the individual. but by 3. company. and com- pn.nic.~ demand dividends. and their-administrators de- 3 mand fat salaries. In the city the individual lives to sup- port the middleman. In the village. if he has any snap about him, the individual raises much of his food. If the individual mu no snap about him you can realize that he will not go far in the city. where keenness is a sine qua non. .1110 new; l.. n 1' ONE CAUSE (OF `UNEMPLOYMENT .hAII.WA Y I ASSENGE!n' TRAFFIC` , p. ,,_ .. ..lcr '|'immin.\ 'Adv:mcc .\lLL"},'(`:%l~ ;`\\' ;;'nvc1'11111c11(. ;ns:11nc:1n.~nt ;uhiiliun- no, all money sent fron1 (Inn- I'urcig'n cn1u1trie.~'.. I)iscL1ssil1g the sh};- /\d\':mcc 5:135: 'l`l1cp1:1n hut in :m_\'c:1sc it ia worth in; m:1n_\' t'urcL;'ncr.~11sc Lhi.~ coun- :l_\h .'1.~ :1 cnnvcnicncc in make extra mu- of alien cuunlries. ~M:my -nc_\' c\..'cr.\' 4 ..l 1.- 1...... .__I, 1 V nu Cd [hit that i.\ :1. I:.. .m,uu- m n.uUuL nu or u f('r.lc1`u1 election. HIS WAS A BIG JOB ||llll'. .11 [His D0811 ts: {ow ,vva1's that. p: ~ living without offm` au(.hor1l.ies of tRus<' K` unrl than ....,. :-I\'u\ ' HA Vb` MANY . is :1. comfort to know that, Ontario of about four _\'m.x2x from either :1 ul nlnnoinn QUITE SO nuur un.l'H.`.\t llldj` of the ( It`(`liOl1. more nliu -3... mm ........ IL 4-; L.nu\AAunl(. ngnnu. I zuro politics ctabixxct. E. C. Drury again. Well. /\ vxnlinn nu .:l)l|[]. 1 LIII3 I\ILI|o -ACcn'ding In '|'l1:rIn`l.~` I . H tilf American Aulnmnlwilc 1 rmuls have rc.lucc.i Ihc (`H.\l C`I':ltinl1 from :m :lvcr:tg'c H! (>.- 5 cents :1 mile in the lust -`his means that {ur :1 Hip CXpCl1.\`L` is nmv `SR5? 1055 ll hccn under :1vcI':1g'c mmIiiiu into nccnunl the CH.\( of _{:l.\II on c:n's:1nJ lire, and wins :11 NE BY ONE thme election bets are ` being made known. This week. we read about -Francis X. Chauvln stalwart Liberal of East Easex, who, unknown to his friends, walks Windsor streets. Even his closest friends have passed him up without. a trace of rec- ognition since he shaved his luxuriani. beard which for years has graced his classic features. However, another bet. still using the a.:ze-worn wheel- barrow. was made more interesting with the presence of a. brass band at Oshawa on Saturday evening. August. 9. when Ab." Cox. as a result, of los- ing his. bet, that. Dr. T. E. Kaiser. Con- servative. would be returned. wheeled "Johnny" Graves. a. distance of ten blocks through Lhe business disiriz-.1. while thousands of person.-; lined the streets. >1: al: r\ON'T SNEEZE, you nmy go to jail. Hm'm{lm'. at. least, 'I`lmxnas Ku- vanaili of Tomnln, will be particular whvro ho xiivoxos. A recent. amen /.0 landed him in jail. but. it lmppenvd this way. Knvanalh was driving his car alrmp, lhr- higliwuy when he was suddenly fm'c0d to sneeze. but whilv doing so he era.-`.l10d into anol.hm' mr and seriously injured a. lady driver. nu \\'a.s clmrgod with ci'imina.l nogllrzr-nvv. 2|: ~:e 4: ,,......_. ,..u\cn..u,.; t'a.\t\\ul`Cx. mm 1011; [behind a. much needed sxxltcaae. a.nd_i `asking him It he would stop them; `going through Wlmby. Wnh nuly the jlicense plate to guide him an '){Hce1'E {followed the car almost, to Oshawa. ` 'I'he occupants were visibly frightexzedj when the chief stopped them. evi- ` dently believing they were being sum- 1` moned for speeding. for they were not ."cat.chlnc a raid" no mm Am" ()'1` SO LONG AGO hor:r`s rshlo(l hwqnnnLu' aL approaching :nHn~ nmbilos, and their .<.n\'n(*ss often 1'!`- qxnod in sorlous consequences to Ihv occupants of buggum or other harm mnwn vnckx Howoww, Wham Flinn. u f{ll'X`n(`l` Hvlng half :1 111111` vast nl` I):)\vnr-.yv1l1c. near I..1nds.:1_\'. has n dlbront kind of n llorsm IL Iv- conlly shied at a passhlg Innd of nwumd and jun1pcd into a duch. ovnrlnrning the buggy and pinning Mr. Flinn nn~ dcrnmth it. :1: :3: >1: K dam, 2 found out nnnnintnrl i . unuuru mr apevcnng. tor mey were now ,"catchlng a cold" at that. Amer 1 warning them about speedinc. U101 `chief produced the suitcase and told i them the message he had received. They were not aware that it was not in i the car. and were pleased to get it In- stead of a summons. l " |.I?lll'. FIB \llIl.' DIIIHII KJIIIIIH |)()_\ | am last, week. When he \x'us r'nuvlr'tc-d in police court of havluu srvralclmd hl.\ inll.ial.x on the Cham- plain monum(~ul.. he wa..x' .<.c-uleucod in be t.humugl1l_v spa.ukcd b_v his mnthr-r. and was further put on two _\'t`a1'.<.' sus- pended S(`lll(`l`l(`(`. Tho magistrate gavv the youthful t,1'a11sq1`o.ssor :1 wamlm: lhnl. he would he morr` severely dealt with should he cvm` again be caughl defacing thv famous momum-nl. School will sum) be re-opoulupz. and [ho lad will haw` plenty of tlmo lo carve his lultlal on his desk. AD HE BEEN Scotch this story would not have surprised us. But coming from the Orkney I:~;iands.- which are close enough in thal ianmus country. may have a. bearing rm the "Powerful" saving quaiH,ie:~; in George T. Fouiis. nf Coiiingwood. who has car- ried a five dollar gold piece for 4'4` years. Here's what the Coiiingwooti Enterprise says: It is not many people who can retain a piece of money for any length of time, but such is the re- cord of our esteemed townsman, Mr. George T. Fouiis, who has had a five doilnr gold piece for forty-seven years. In 1883 Mr. Fouiis came to Canada from Orkney Islands with the gold piece in his pocket, and it is still in his nnucrwcinn " UH.` -`IIUL'l|li"luh HVUUUL Lil!` LU\\'H VVHVH H spot. light. attached to the rear of his car just. beside the red tail light. The spot. is directed not on or at the road. but toward the shoulders of the road. and high enough to bathe in a blaze of light. the interior of any parked car. The mcanest" ono's neck has been seen to stretch back as he passed and re-passed particularly interesting cars. Even thrown stones and epithets have little effect. upon it and recently it was reported his wlndsliicld and rear window were broken by stones. Now the young folk are longing for thc days when old dobbin could steer along the dark made without the aid of ii lamp. it :3: >0: ltound his revolver. appearing as un- otfendlng as usual. under the cmtnter. `He began to look outsldo to see what `report to 1...`. l'n......2 .. \...:n,. -: t,.,,, M.` II lllLllIl.` |'l "l`V\'l\l|II` L`lH1'l :;lIg3:cslL`.! llml };'1 he undcrtznkcn s. simpler, spcculivr and lcss cxlwnsi rcdm`.in_u` `urznic m'n. 1r:1;;c.liL\\ make it cnm1pulx:r_~.' fur all lli_Q|1\ (mus In 21 Hull slurp |wI'nI`c crvvxxi track. I l`,II r\A : u u