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ed in what is claimed to be the worlds largest gas container now in construction here it is 4s0 feet high and 101 feet in diameter the deutschland hall huge structure built in berlin for the olympic games of last year is only twofifths as large k a smiles and i 8 chuckles x iokxiikxii-5- guest well goodnight i hope i havent kept you up too late host yawning not at all would have been getting up soon way we any- i earn to play a saxophone trumpet trombone become a musician send for form for six days free trial ten months terms no interest literature free greene muvie company 57 queen st east toronto personal gooks every- married cou- ple and those contemplating mar riage should read entering marri age 24 pages postpaid 15e sex and youth 104 pages postpaid 25e our 20 page illustrated catalogue of books drug supplies and household novelties free upon request supreme specialty 1c9 yonge toronto his employer said he was an inde pendent salesman he took orders from nobody friend shell come 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bone to get it when you got that job away from him last month it was superior salesmanship june groom who spilled that mustard on this waffle dearest june bride oh jack how could you this is lemon pie breathing through the mouth is said to be harmful talking through the mouth also has very serious results at times man to farmer why are those bees flying around so frantically farmer i guess they have the hives 1 sliced rnw tl ilk i matter fccw i y slice a svery thin a- sun tw i the united states authorities held up the return to canada of the seagram cup which lawson little copped at st andrews last year on the ground that it was made of gold and they have some sort of a law forbidding the export of said raetal from their fair country probably on the ground that they are a trifle short they wouldnt have been bothered to do that with a certain famous trophy as t- remember t this was a jug or some such which the kaiser of romany remember him presented to an english yacht clul cad rll the papers at the time were full of stories about what a vairae piece of jewelry it was being made of pure gold and worth some hing less than a million well it seems that the nicer and his cousin king ceorge parted brass rags for some reason or other which ve just d sremember at the moment and up tomes a war between engand and uermany which some of you may recall a well at the height of this war when mutual indignation was hotter than a blast furnace everybody on both siacs started tossing in valuables to their respect ve governments to help along the sacred cause so what will do but this english yacht club must chuck in this weny waluable trophy which they had got fiom the nowdesp sed kaiser but when they came to throw it into the melting pot they dis covered to their annoyance that wilhelm had pulled a last one and that the jug was nothing but pieplate metal with a wasn of gold over it about as thick as our bankroll the evening before payday and that the total value was about s79s or some such mention of the sport of yachting always recalls to us a little incident which completely cured a group of wellknown toronto citi zens of the gentle habit of practical joking this group set off on a yachting trip down the lakes and included in the party was a lightweight boxer who was supposed to be keeping in training he got little encouragement in exercisng from his fellow yachters unless it was the elbow muscles and all the training he did the first day out would not raise perspiration on a flea m so the next morning the yacht put in to shore to get some milk for the breakfast java and this fighter was the one chosen to go and interview the cow or the cows owner but as soon as the fighter steps ashore the yacht puts out again and all the rest of the gang holler at the poor pugilist saying that they will meet him at soandso naming a port about ten miles down the iine and that the roadwork will be very good for him indeed so off they go chuckling over the merry jest and on their way to soandso they come across a commercial fisherman who is just inspecting his nets and as they pass close by this fisherman tosses on their deck the defunct body of a seagull which has got caught in the netting and drowned very dead still in a merry mood one of the party plucks all the feathers off the gull and puts the remains in the pantry or galley or what ever the nautical term may be they get to sandso and meet up with some of the sang there and nothing will do but they must remain for a dance which the local yacht club is throwing that evening in due course the fighter arrives and he is so hot about being dumped on the road that he will not join the party at the dance that evening all right they tell him you cook up a good mess of mul ligan when we are gone and as soon as we come back ve will eat and then be off for kingston along about midnight the dancing party returns to the yacht very hungry although not suffering any from the drought they tear into the mulligan which is a kind of stew for the benefit of any who dont know like nobodys business when they are about finished with the potfull onc member of the gang speaks up tommy he says addressing the fighter i just wish to say that was about the swellest mulligan i ever tasted but what- holding up what looks like the bone of a fowl what is this that is in it that replies the amateur cook why that is nothing but the chicken i found in the galley billboards i think that i shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree perhaps unless the billboards fall ill never see a tree at all sovietus trade pact wont affect canada ottawa the new commercial agreement between the united states and soviet russia proclaimed nt washington will have little or no ef fect on canadas trade with cither of the countries in the opinion of trade officials here interpretation placed on tho agree ment hero is that the principal change will be to give russian coal and coke free entry into the united states ca nada and russia arc not competitors in this commodity and there is little competition in others tho expansion of russias purchas ing in tho united states will also make httlc difference to canada tho trado between canada and russia freed last september from a mutual embargo amounts to only a few thous and dollars a month cedarbrook game farm qffers after september first large hardy young ring- necks all breeds fancy pheasants wild ducks geese wild turkeys hundred ringneck breeders nonre lated imported stock write for price list 24 c jarvis street de partment c toronto salesmen wanted by well known reputable toronto llrokerago house representative salesman over twentyfive years of age in various cities and towns in ontario outside of toronto exclusive territory if desired good commission and full co operation experience helpful but not necessary reply giving full par ticulars to box 52 wilson publishing co 73 adelaide st w toronto stamps ranted canadian stamps in quantity best prices for ac cumulations 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ogdens now bountiful crop ruined by rains serious loss caused in grain fields in many points in ontario potatoes in danger too nudist tea shops baffle bobbies lcndcn home office battles with quesr problem london enthusiasts of the cult of nudism have provided the homo office and the police with a queer problem for in and around london the nud ists have now opened tea shops and clubs there is no secrecy about them for they are openly advertised and visitors are invited no allegations are made that any of these places are run other than with the utmost decorum and visits paid by the police have revealed no indecent behaviour ample dressing room accommodation is provided and guests of both sexes and the wait resses appear in slippers only even the girls at the cash desk of the tea shops wear nothing but a smile while the lord chamberlain in lon don and the local authorities else where have the power to ban nudism in public exhibitions and stage per formances they have no legal right to interfere with the nudist tea shops so in the absence of indecent be haviour the police are bewildered and checkmated no man can be loyal to ameri can institutions and believe in a single fundamental principle of fascism and nazism william e borah torture stopped in a minute for quick relief from the itching of pimples blotches eczema athletes foot rashes and other rtin eruptions apply iv dennis coolinji antiseptic liquid d d d prescription its jentle oils soothe tho irritated skin clear greaselcss and ttsinless dries fast stops the most intense itching instantly a 35c trial bottle at drug rtorcs proves it or money back askfor 30 ddd paieatltnt toronto rain tumbling down out of sodden skies during the past week and soaking farmlands over a large section of the province has tlcsted the hopes for a bountiful grain crop held by farmers earlier in the season reports from raimerous ontario points indicate thit an overabund ance of rainfall is liable to cause a serious loss of grain while farmers in the chatham district have en countered an outbreak of foot rot among their herds of cattle result of wet ground farmers in the vicinity of wood stock report grain crop conditions in oxford county to be the worst in many years in the london district several cases were reported of grain sprouting in stooked wheat on the field the hot damp weather it was said is aso having a bad eltect on the potatoes and it is feared that a continuance of such weather may re sult in blight in the st thomas district there were also reports of grain sprouting while lying in the fields many sheaves have fallen over sprouted and grown fast into the ground rain fell upon kingston in heavy sheets coming down in such quanti ties that windshield wipers were of little use and street lights were turn ed on to enable drivers to see ap proaching traffic some apple growers in the inger- soll district are preparing to give their orchards an extra spraying to counteract the effect of the wet spell an attack of apple spot is feared usually the orchards receive five sprayings but owing to the almost continuous wet weather for nearly a week it has been deemed advisable to give an extra spraying one grower stated that there is a plentiful yield of early apples the later varieties it was estimated will not be more than- 00 per cent of an average crop with the indications that the spys will probably not b 50 per cent of the average size of dairy to prove most profitable on average farm exhibitor why didnt my dog win a prize handler lie failed on legs not long enough exhibitor well they touch the floor dont they operator number please drunk number nothing 1 just put a nickel in here wheres my chewing gum it never pays to worry about what other people are thinking about you for they aro probably wondering just what you are thinking about them harold was ed shocked over tho death of his aunt jacob shocked he was elec trocuted television and radio engineering taught prac- tically motors generators 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today the question is often asked as to the size of a dairy likely to prove the most profitable on the average farm the profit in milking cows lies mainly in the selection from and in the breeding of highproducing pure bred dairy stock good cows are sel dom bought but they can be raised this means beginning with a puro bred sire with either the cows one already has or with young heifers selected from practical purebred herds the size ot the herd should be de termined by the amount of pasture land that is available tho possibility of growing the bulk of other feeds necessary can be cared for without tho employment of additional regular labor or without requiring added buildings a group of fewer than live cows is unprofitable because it requires too long to fill the cream can does not easily justify buying a separator and demands approximately the same amount of labor and barn room as a large number of cows a herd of more than ten cows per family demands further employment and assistance and more buildings on the average farm five golden rulez for sit2ee hich pee b tikis london heres a man who takes a chance on advising girls bow lo make a marriage successful he is claud mullins the famous english magistrate who started a matrimon ial court at the southwestern london police court speaking at the distribution of prizes at a girls school he laid down tne following five golden rules 1 study marriage in all lis aspecls before you marry and be frank with your intended partner 2 have communion in the home in the matter of money persuade your husbands thai wives work at least as hard as they do 3 share friends and dont jump to foolish conclusions if you see your partner talking lo someone of your sex lie prepared for marriage and homemaking by having a knowledge of cooking and food values a large proportion of police court marriage cases originato in tho wifes failure to provide decent and healthy meals 5 and most important of all he- member what moses said man does not live by bread alone for a happy marriage both husband and wife must base their lives on soi- iiiriiuil val ues they would seem u u good deal of sound sense in them and some day mr mullins may outlinr a pro gram for tho male parties to the con tract