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have you heard she plays organ at 75 years teacher robert if you are al ways very kind and polite to all your playmates what will they think of you robert some of em would think they could lick me charlady observing artists suull son drawing pictures i do think lionels clever mum he must have inhaled it from his father girl to kennelman when you sold me this dog you said it would grow nto a magnificent russian wolfhound kennelman can i help it if the five year plan failed in a court there is a suit pending eagle land company vs buzzard in ejectment it seems that the kagle did not appreciate the buz zard roosting on his land parson mv frens ise got a call to another church deacon how much more does youall get parson three hundred dollahs deacon you should be more con spicuous in your language parson youall hasnt had a call atall you has had a raise professor to mother of freshman your son has a great thirst for knowledge where does he get it mother he gets the knowledge from me and the thirst from his father there are men who make their fortunes talking but the average man would do better to listen if hell be careful not to believe too much that he hears mike sent his city friend jerry a crate of chickens mike did you get the chickens jerry some of them after i got them from the station they got out of the crate and 1 was two hours scouring the neighborhood and then i onlv caught ten mike shsh jerry not so loud i only sent you six the radio is a funny thing the jokes the radio comedians use last longer than the comedians do customer give me four pork chop sandwiches to take out counter man calling to kitchen dress up four grunts to go walk ing- final thoughts these days men find themselves in hot water a lot oftener than saturday night its hard to blame women for cry ing it usually gets them what they want there is not going to be vei much high stepping until we get bnrk on our feet the life of a popular song nowadays is only two months after that a crooner is sure to find it gangsters are firding that crime doesnt pay any better than farming it was a fairly busy time in the outfitting department when a little boy entered and approaching the counter asked the clerk for a soft mans collar the clerk smiled and the customers laughed pointing to his own collar which happened to be soft one the clerk said clerk you mean one like this sonny youth no i want a clean one 1 beekeeper by touch seventyyearold j r street is a beekeeper of maple ridge in the frascr valley of british columbia his bee farm is so efficiently run that the members of the bc hon ey producers association hold demonstration meetings there when mr street instructs his competitors in the technique of the business armed with only a light switch to warn him of any object left by chance in his path mr street wanders all over his apiary and feels how the bees are getting along he can tell if the bees have enough to eat if their honey is ready to be taken away or if they arc troubled by disease when a hive is infected with foul brood he collects the bees carries them some distance into the woods and destroys them all without outside assistance aid to the newspapers as a matter of fact in the way of enlightenment and public education the radio is an elemental aid to the newspapers in considerable meas- tireit stimulates demand and read ing of newspapers which will al ways contain the power of the print- ed as against the spoken word st catharines standard the first basic constructive thing to do is to provide not insurance in case of unemployment but em- ploymcnt assurance gerard swopo takes kruschen to keep rheumatism away writing to tell how she keeps her activity this wonderful old woman states i my hands were becoming so crippled that 1 had to give up piano and organ playing and almost en tirely gave up knitting 1 have been using kruschen salts for nearly two years and am very pleased with the result last august i played two church services on the organ and hope to do so again this august my fingers are nearly straight and quite supple and 1 am to 1 have recommended kruschen salts to many people a a c the six mineral salts of kruschen have a direct effect upon the whole bloodstream neutralizing uric acid which is the recognised cause of rheumatism they also restore the eliminating organs to proper work ing order and so prevent constipa tion thereby checking the further formation of uric acid and other body poisons which undermine the health scouting here there everywhere a brother to every other scout without regard to race or creed the upward movement after a slump comes largely through new- activity in the construction and buil ding industries sir arthur salter neither national boundaries nor salt water change the plain rules of arithmetic- samuel crowther ask your doctor first mother before you give your child an unknown remedy to take every day unthinkingly mothers take the advice of unqualified persons instead of their doctors on remedies for their children if they knew what the scientists know they would never take this chance doctors say phillips for your child when it comes to the frequentlyused milk of magnesia doctors for over 50 years have said phillips milk of magnesia the safe remedy for your child remember this and always say phillips when you buy your child deserves it for your own peace of mind see that you get it gen uine phillips milk of magnesia also in tablet form phillips milk ot marncsia tab lets arc now on sale at all drug stores evcrywlicre each tiny tab let is the equivalent of a teaspoonful of gen uine phillips milk ot magnesia an impromptu debate on the question resolved that a fathom line is of greater use than the scout stave proved the feature of a social evening of the 1st niagara- onthelake troop held in historic old navy hall six sea scouts argued and the fathom line won by a point r a mothers nnight was made a big event by the 118th toronto eglington united church toop- the mothers were shown just what happens at a scout meeting and to such good effect that later a mothers auxiliary was organized the presentation of 40 scout pro ficiency badges by ontario provin cial commissioner w j cairns j marked the annual banquet of the 107th toronto grace church-on- hill troop a telephone rally scheme of the 5th hamilton troop brings the boys together for any emergency in a very short time patrol leaders are the key men the humane society of edmon ton alta has offered to train scouts in the care of animals those passing an examination will qualify for the scout friend to animals proficiency badge some 700 persons sat down to the annual banquet of the toronto scout association and beard an ad dress by exmayor w j stewart mr w ii j tisdale was elected president of the association for 1935 when scout alex gordon of sask atoon broke his arm while hiking scout kenneth campbell set it in a temporary splint the doctor later declared the setting to be the best example of amateur first aid he had ever seen ronto were supplied by the 59th to ronto llbrew scout troop selected patrol leaders will as usual act as ushers at the opening of the ontario provincial parlia ment uniformed scout ushers for recent zionist convention in the to- lli cubs and scouts of the toronto group chatnrs presby terian have been allotted a eeetion of the church galley and are en couraged to attend services in a body under their cubmaster and scoutmaster- attendance points are credited in the pack and troop competitions fijian boy scouts at the recent australian jamboree presented lord badenpowell with a whales tooth scouts from malaya gave him a blowpipe and a water buffalo horn at the annual meeting of the scout association of new bruns wick a medal of merit was present ed to the rt iiev e a leblane dd bishop of saint john the medal was a recognition of his promotion of scouting in the church es of his diocese and arranging for the attendance of student priests at the gihvell scout training camps- the 11000 scouts who participat ed in the australian jamboree com prised boys from twentythree dif ferent countries or parts of the british empire europe was repres ented by contingents from england scotland ireland belgium france and hungary the east sent scouts from india ceylon malaya dutch east indies and japan the west was represented by scouts from can ada and the united states the boy scouts of portugal hay awarded the cross of merit to mr hubert martin cvo cbe dir ector of the boy scouts internation al bureau london in recognition of his services to portuguese scouts especially the scouts of madeira war a necessity english scientist holds man is not naturally warlike phi llips ailk cfpfaf ktcl- nsheaess relieved mrs edward james baby had two teeth when lesa than three mouths old she writes ho hai 18 now and i can truthfully say that giving bim babya owntab lets while cutting his teeth kept bim fit and well teething is a restless feverish time for babies but tho little one can always be soothed and tho fever reduced by giving sweet lafo babys own tablets very easy to take no iter effects prico 25o everywhere orwilhami 129 it is part of the militaristic and fascist creeds that man is a fighting animal fundamentally no different from any savage a creature whose natural combativeness must find an outlet in war heredity being what it is it follows that to civilized man of today war is a biological and psychological necessity how sound is this logic the world is still full of savages they ought to exhibit all the pugnacity and aggressiveness inseparable from a civilized nation striving by force of arms to achieve what its leaders conceive to be its manifest destiny dr gregory bateson of st johns college cambridge england holds that it is time for us to study the psychology of primitive existing tribes and to discover if possible whether or not our ancestors were forever on the warpath or for that matter especially savage the ara- pesh of new guinea the sulka the zuni of mexico are almost entirely nonaggressive in fact dr bate son finds that most savage peoples have amalgamated war with their culture so that fighting is governed by a series of rules like those of a football game the zulus and the lae wamba of new guinea are among the very few savages known theljft and energy of cod liver oil plus greater efficiency to ethnology who fight somewhat after the european fashion culture and warfare from all this dr bateson con cludes that we cannot ascribe eu ropean warfare directly to mans innate aggressiveness he sees some cultural factor at work which effectively determines whether a community shall habitually fight and what sort of fighting it shall have how far behavior patterns are in herited no one knows it is certain that our savage ancestors were both assertive and submissive no one can tell which of these two urges or instincts is dominant in peace or war or as dr bateson puts it in peacetime cither or both of these may be expressed in digging potatoes or in selling stocks and shares and in the world war there were as many men whose submiss- iveness willingness to die gamely led them to the business of killing as there were men whose assertive- ness led them to the business of be ing killed yet bateson is no pacifist he thinks that children should be pro tected from fear but how are we to achieve this if we behave as if we were afraid ourselves of pre paring for war struggle and without knowing whether the milk will go to strength en a charming and virtuous human being 0 a vile rogue then electricity will give its gentle but unmistakable reminder that the worlds work must be carried on human beings are continually roused from their reveries by elec tricity and there is a patent sense in which the telephone is but au- other form of electric tickler and so are all bells i it has been excellently observed i that nothing would astonish the early victorians more than to have been told that a few decades would see their sons or grandsons whatever their wealth and importance running to answer bells even in the middle 74thi meals like footmen and yet the telephone has had no difficulty in thus levelling up humanity so there can be no question about treating cows in a derogatory man ner- indeed the electric tickler will combine many of the costly advan tages of electric treatment it will make them a little more spry and taking them all in all they could do with it who can tell certainly the best statistics cannot the harm done to farming by the melancholy and vague eyes of cows the townsman whose vote is so numerous is easily led into thinking farmers must be slow- j witted and obstinate because they hobnob so much with cows and sheep whose expressions do not inspire con fidence if the stock farm animals had been more resolute and active in mien the long sacrifice of agriculture might never have been so commonly accepted no one again can measure though docile research students across the atlantic will probably be sent to try how far the new respect for agri culture owes its rise to the new mechanization of the farm visitors who see dairies in which the machinery is not only compli cated but electrical and so perhaps lethal go away in a chastened and less arrogant frame of mind prepar ed to believe that the farm has the makings of a factory and so deserves legislative encouragement and re spect we may expect on the analogy of what happens elsewhere to see the oxford book of english verse call ed in by the national farmers un ion with censure of their oxfordshire branch because of the detrimental influence of the pastoral poets mil ton himself the townsman is among the culpable who have made pop ular through their powerful medium a view of country life which does not inspire politicans with sufficient awe if the countryside is allowed to look in print as a rather jolly and easygoing and slowmoving place to which city dwellers repair to refresh their energies for their daily contests with each other few people are like ly to be properly preoccupied with its real needs it mvst be shown to be a stern a factory as any losing no tics in roundabout or zigzag walks from field to dairy or from orchard to sty with everybody intent on his job chewing the cud to the latest rhythm pattern of which psychology approves and a beginning is being made with electric ticklers which are now established in germany under the auspices of the kindness to an imals movement there these tickl ers are highly recommended for cows but there is a discreet silence about their effect upon bulls farm ing is a skilled calling ok by me i fresh and mellow lasting too dixie plug is the smoke for you ive tried them all and ill agree that dixie plugs ok by me large plug 20c plug smoking tobacco after all what is the efficiency of the green leaf natures miraculous mechanism for converting the gases of the air into wheat apples po tatoes sugar and beans also not more than 1 or 2 per cent all our by an exquisite piece of machin ery still largely a mystery which does its work with units leaves each utilizing about the millionth part of a watt not enough to drive the buzzing apparatus of a mosquito for her own good reason nature distributes her photoelectric cells over a vast area the thousands of leaves on an oak are parts of an astonishing engineering design if you are ever to drive the kitchen refrigerator by sunlight it will have to be with the aid of hundreds of cells spread out over a wide area despite the work of baily and others in producing sugar from nothing but gas on which ultraviolet rays fall dr inman holds that we shall never be able to dispense with natures vegetation we need food and the only commercially feasible way of getting it is to let sunlight synthesize sugars and starches and protiens in plants swift was right when he pointed out in gullivers travels that the green cucuinber stores light from the sun and that the light becomes visible by burning the pickle he might have added that if the cucumber had been fed to a firefly the suns light would have been released in another way thus considered the cow is a fine solar engine as it munches grass in a mea dow winnipeg housing lody profit 11453 winnipeg despite unfavorable conditions the winnipeg housing commission made a net profit of 11453 in 1934 it was shown re cently at the annual meeting the commission urged a public policy of loaning money for rehabilitation purposes which now is being con sidered by the civic housing com mittee classified advertising patents an offer to eveky llst of wanted inventions inventoll lull urination sent free the rainc company world patent attrni- s bank street ottawa canada white wyandottes famous superior fisclicl strain closely feathered for severe weath er yellow skin early broiler urowu egg ncuhausers chatham ontario 9 fob yotm old ooid obtain your old gold the highest prices for silver or platinum deal direct with the largest refiners of precious metal scrap in canada the williams gold refining cu ltd assayers smelters and refiners box 219a fort erie north ont 76 the number of hogs graded in canada during the first week of 1035 was 40803 an increase of 2- 443 over the corresponding week of 1934 electric tickler speeds up cows london times ifightoerms im vitamin a people neeome eve by vitamins a and d abundantly found in scotts emulsion bolster up tired winterworn bodies restoring vitality and strength but scotts emulsion gives you more emulsification the minute breaking up jf the particles making for quickcrassimilation easier digestibility yet none of the virtues of pure cod liver oil are lost one of the plus values you get only in scotts emulsion i8uildb0nes im vitamin o health iitrencth depend the cod liver oil with the plus value for sale by vour drugttitt ja the day has gone by for hitting cows resounding thwacks on their large plane surfaces these relics of pastoral man are all very well in comic strips and synthetic animnls films but in real life it is beneath tho dignity of the modern organized farmer and far beneath his good nature to strike these fairly dumb animals instead of making use of the latest improvements of science the farm of tomorrow will have no sticks but it will have the elec tric tickler for use when a cow stays overlong by a gate in pensive mood wondering if she is morally justified in yielding milk without a power from sunlight photoelectric cells may make it available to men chest colds- mic a photoelectric cell is a device that converts ordinary light directly into electricity let the sun pour down on a collection of cells numer ous enough and visions arise of trolley cars driven by sunbeams of cities with electric lamps that ra diate solar energy of industry gear ed to the sun the electrical en gineer may not despair of realizing such dreams still he is discourag ed an efficiency of not more than 2 per cent in thus converting light into electricity is nothing to 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