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you have heard girl you fresh thing who said you could kiss me ditto boy kvery young man youve ever had a date with wife the new washwoman has stolen two of our towels hubby the thief which ones dcar wife the ones we got from the hotel prince edward in toronto his crutches boiled kettle t once crippled with rheumatism we learn from reliable sources that it was only recently that a great ly agitated woman carrying an in fant dashed into a local drugstore she cried worn n my baby has swallowed a bullet what shall i do druggist calmly give him some castor oil but be sure you dont point him at any one- bride did i appear nervous dur ing the ceremony liridesmaid a little at first not after fred said yes now back at work he was not wrong either this man who conculded that he would never need his crutches again for it is now six years since he burned them and he is still quite active writing of his experiences he ys for five years i was a cripple due to rheumatism and was given up as a hopeless case i also tad a bad stomach and i could never enjoy a meal without my food repeating on me one day an old friend of mine told me to try kruschen salts so i bought a bottle and gave it a trial after taking two bottles i was able to sit down and enjoy a good meal and also have a good sound sleep a thing 1 had not done for years i was also getting about more freely one morning 1 got up and lit the fire and put the coffee on my mother thought i was crazy because i saw ed my old crutches up and boiled the kettle with them but the trouble with getting henpeck ed is that you have nothing to crow- about for the young bride im lookin an apartment the friend what style the bride one of those where it is illegal to cook a compromise is an agreement by which both parties get what neither of them wanted cautious gentleman- what time do you have to be home girl how much money have you got gentleman five hundred dollars girl thursday that was six years ago and i am now back at my old job as a chef and a chef puts in some long hours on his feet 11 a i brilliant social season expected in dear old london do you realiie what causes rheu matism nothing but sharpedged uric acid crystals which form as the result of sluggish eliminating organs kruschen salts can always be count ed upon to clear those painful cryst als from the system and more they ensure such perfect internal re gularity that no such body poisons as uric acid are ever able to accumu late again kruschen salts is obtain able at all drug stores at 45c and 75c per bottle london the most brilliant so cial season since the world war was ushered in recently with the opening of the opera at covent garden before a house packed with bejewelled wom en and scores c the aristocracy hundreds stood in line all day long to obtain tickets in the gallery to wit ness both the spectacle of society on opening night and the opera on the stage the season continued with the roy al academy exhibition on may 7th followed by a swift succession of so cial events highlights include the ascot and goodwood race meets the royal henley ratta yachting week the richmond horse show the eton mid harrow schools annual cricket match at lords and the wimbledon tennis fortnight as a background for all these func tions are the traditional four courts at buckingham palace in may and june when the king and queen re ceive debutantes and many others of the socially elite from numerous o- ther countries who are lucky enough to be invited the british isles england scotland ireland and wales just think of visiting them for the first time pr if you have been there before think of renew ing your previous experience it is worth while to build up an estate of memories for the future it is worth while doing it now captain reids all motor all brit ish tour sails on the empress of australia on june 21st lou can take 31 days 45 days or continue on the whole trip for the 52 days it costs nothing to enquire it is a wonderful opportunity or if you want to go to the con tinent or the passion pla there are seven itineraries available ran ging from 27 days to 57 days and in price from 311 to 77s write to captain f ii reld c p r building toronto or tele phone waverley g646 big size big value bigsatisfa what does your handwriting show by geoffrey st clair graphoanalyst all rights reserved nowadays its a question of whether the engagement iing is a symbol of a trusting heart or the symbol of a trusting jeweller minister who was filling out the marriage certificate and was uncer tain of the date let me see this is the fifth isnt it bride indignantly no sir this is only my second- so live that none of your kinfolks will deny the relationship the boy wouldnt your mother be awfuly angry if she saw you in that scant bathing suit the lass i should say so its hers the art of getting along sooner or later a man if he is wise discovers that business life is a mixture of good days and bad vic tory and defeat give and take he learns that he who loses his temper usually loses he comes to realize that the busi ness could run along perfectly well without him he learns that carrying a chip on his shoulder is the easiest way to get into a fight he learns that buck passing always turns out to be a boomerang and that it never pays he learns that the quickest way to become unpopular is to carry tales and gossip about others he learns that it doesnt matter so much who gets the credit so long as the business shows a profit he learns that it doesnt pay to be a sensitive soul that ho should let some things go over his head like water off a ducks back he learns that even the janitor is human and that it doesnt do any harm to smile and say good morn ing even if it is raining he learns that all men have burnt toast for breakfast now and then and that he shouldnt take the other fel lows grouch too seriously he learns that most of the other fellows are as ambitious as lie is and they have brains that are as good or better and that hard work and not cleverness is the secret of success editors note many letter of ap preciation have been received from readers who have accepted the au thors offer of a personal analysis from their own handwriting have you sent yours see the announce ment following this article the value of graphoanalysis is never more evident than when it is used to assist cupid for it teais aside the veil that love so often weaves and reveals in unerring fash ion the characteristics of the writer it is not merely a question of hon esty and straightforwardness al though these are points that have to be considered the emotions and the degree of expressiveness of those emotions these are of vital import ance- example take for example a girl who has a warm and ardent nature who feels things very deeply and who expresses that feeling she likes to be loved and would be very unhappy without the affeetion of others what chance of happiness would she have married to a man who is cool and unemotional who dislikes any manifestation of affection and who is so governed by his mind that he hasnt a generous streak in his nature only the other day i received a very poignant letter from a girl of 24 years of age she was married two years ago but has never been happy since the first raptures de parted she is of the type i mention above and asks me why she is un happy and wonders whether she is responsible the writing of hor husband which she enclosed shows that he has about as much feeling and affection as a gargoyle these two are mismated i can see very little chance of happiness for them hcrs is a case where the ad vice of a graphoanalyst would haca saved much unhappiness- oppos1tes there is an old saying that op- posites make the happiest marriages this is fallacious look on every side of you and youll find married people who are unhappy and discon tented because their natures are so unlike marriage demands affinity of in terests it is too much to ask or to expect that the average coupie will have all the same interests the same likes and dislikes and there is a good deal of compromise necessary in most marriages but a young couple whose natures are at the opposite ends of the pole are starting out with a tremendous handicap and that it is too great a penalty is seen by the number of un successful marriages m- h toronto by all means sue your husband for divorce yours is a sad case married four years ago your husband left you three years ago and now you meet a young man who loves you he is a straightfor ward young man and is trustworthy which cannot bo said of your for mer husband i am writing you direct regarding the personal matter wool industry records high level in years the wool industry of australia has witnessed one of the most complete instances of price recovery in the his tory of that industry prices recover ed to such a degree that they reach ed the highest level since the 192829 season over 60 per cent of the wool which will be available this season has been sold at an average advance in prices of 80 per cent as compared smokers pay canada 24524362 duties ottawa consumption of cana dian cigarettes increased during the past fiscal year the total entered for consumption for the first 11 months of the past year was 4017674- 3s5 according to a return tabled in the house of commons for the en tire fiscal year 193233 the total was 372ss320s9 smokers in canada altogether paid into the revenues of the dominion during the 11 months of the past year 24524362 as imposts on tobacco in its various forms with the duties on cigarettes supplying about twothirds of this total cigars seemed to be slipping in popularity during the 11 months of last year the total was 107140045 while this approximated the number for the 12 months 193233 when the total was 119097104 back in 1919- wanf big ii the perfect plug chewing tobacco with the previous years clip much of the wool reaching canada is car- jj the total was 271s5s04c ried in canadian steamships vessels which provide direct servjee between canada australia and new zeaand all women are squirrels because they instinctively hide things ed na feiber dogs and cats relief given little fellow u chickens for britain how acid stomach makes itself known to you here are the signs nervousness frequent headaches neuralgia feeling of weakness indigestion sleeplessness loss of appetite mouth acidity nausea sour stomach 1 autointoxication can geoffrey st clair help you would you like your handwriting an alysed or have you a friend whose real nature you much desire to know send a letter in your normal hand writing with 10c coin and a 3c stamped envelope to geoffrey st clair graphoanalyst room 421 73 adelaide st west toronto ont please enclose coin for each specimen of writing you enclose- your analysis will be a revelation to you call for canned peas in canada in the past few months there has been an increased demand for cana dian chickens from british buyers the largest shipment in 20 years 4000 boxes is now cri route to bri tain tho birds in this shipment were mostly assembled in winipeg and were packed according to gov- ernment standards and government- inspected last september the british gov ernment imposed a duty of six cents per pound on poultry imported from foreign countries this has caused i tho british buyers to look more to canada and the other british do- 1 minions for their supplies coupled with the fact that a reputation is being built up for canadian govern mentinspected poultry this is creal- ing tho greatest demand for several years last christmas canada shipped over 1000000 pounds of chilled tur keys and chickens to britain which created a decidedly favorable impres sion thcso shipments all went forj ward packed graded and inspected according to canadian government standards canada week by week what to do for it take 2 teaspoonfuls of phillips milk of mag nesia in a glass oi water every morning when you get up take another teaspoonful 30 minutes after eating and another before you go to bed or take the new phillips milkof magnesia tablets one tatm for each teaspoonful as di rected above it you nave ew aiomacn dont worry about it follow tho simple directions given above tins small dosage of phillips milk oi magnesia acts at once to neutralize the acids that cause headache stomach pains and other distress try it youll feel like a new person but be careful you get genuine phillip milk of magnesia or phillips milk ol magnesia tablets when you buy 25c and 50c sizes also n raslei form eacn iiny iabtet a the equivalent ot a teaspoonful of genuine phillips milk of magnesia maocia ovum until recent years most of the do niestic requirements for canned peas were supplied by ontario or by im portation from europe but quebec and british columbia have establish ed and expanded in output rapidly in 1921 the recorded acreage of canning peas was 2202 acres in ontario in 1931 ontario had fl3s5 acres que bec 3101 acres britisli columbia us and small acreages in other pro vinces brought the total to 13248 acres in the past year or two im ports of this product had been negli gible and the canadian pack is find ing export markets as a result of its high nuallty exports amounted to 34341 cases in the 1932 crop season practically to empire markets the agricultural situation bulletin the worth of a state in the long run is the worth of the individuals composing it j s mill we must form perfect models in thought and look at them continual ly or we shall never carve them out in grand and noble lives mary ba ker eddy says the victoria times albeit payson terhune the novelist who has written so eloquently of his fond ness for dogs broke down the other day and admitted that cats are really smarter than dogs they are smarter that is in that they are always looking out for num ber one a dog will give you his i loyalty and stick to you when there is not anything in it for him butj not a cat j you maybe have had a cat for i years and have treated it like a king says mr terhune i come a- long 1 have a warmer kitchen and more milk and liver your cat will gladly come to my kitchen and desert you to find a cat with loyalty would be like finding one with live ears few people who have owned cats will be inclined to quarrel much with this assertion indeed the odd thing about it is that it is precisely this unruffled selfishness which makes the cat a nice pet for if the dog flatters the ego by plunging headlong into the most un critical and unselfish loyalty the cat does it in a more subtle way by means of a haughty condescension a dog goes about the house humbly looking gratefully at you for permit ting him to stay there a cat goes proudly regally looking through you or past you and quietly letting you understand that it is a rare privilege to provide the daily ration of milk and chopped liver even when it submits to being pet ted or for that matter even when it comes over and demands petting it does so with an air that lets you know that it is strictly an impersonal matter and that it is not committing itself in any way by accepting such a favor from you and all this for some reason is rather agreeable the unmitigated snootiness ot the cat is actually flat tering in a world where most people in one way or another have to put up with a good deal to keep the daily bread in the pantry it is somehow cheering to find one pensioner who neither scrapes nor cajoles if says sir terhune i could sponge like a cat please god id do it the only thing a cat will ever do is something for herself s tax bill best since 1924 for farmers of small incomes washington not since 1924 has tho small taxpayer had such relief as would pay under the senate and house schedules compared with the present law and payments ten years ago present law 20 house s sen ate sss0 1921 s750 the tax paid in 1924 on 1923 in come was given a credit of 25 per cent in 1913 1914 1915 and 1916 there was no tax at all on a net income of the above type in 191s it was 60 i 1919 and 1920 40 1921 and 1922 20 and 1923 15 farmers get better sows government and packing firm cooperate in distribution tails removed the current issue of the british me dical journal cities two cases of ba bies born during the month of janu ary with tails the first laby not related to the second was discovered to have at its birth a tail not unlike that of a pig it was about three inches long xray revealed it to be of a nonbony struc ture the appendage was successfully removed by operation when the baby was five weeks old the second baby had a short flesliy tail highly sensitive which was also removed argentina improving fruit export quality buenos aires efforts to raise the standard of argentine fruiti exports to united states and british require ments resulted in the destruction of 17000 tons of fruit in the firtt quart er of 1931 pure food inspectors re vealed shippers profits were increased 70 per cent by tightening the regula tions it was estimated through elim ination ot losses through deteriora tion crape exports however jumped from 22273s cases in the first three months of 1933 to 408547 cases in the like period of 1934 merlin gordon drew hog buyer for the swift canadian company to ronto is assisting- the farmers in es sex and kent to improve their breed ing stock and recently distributed a- mong the farmers of the tilbury dis trict a carload of choice breeding sows thes sow are made available to the farmers through the cooperation of the swift canadian company and the livestock commissioner of the do minion government are ordered in ad vance and are sold to the farmers at market price the government paying the freight charges in lots of 20 or more the government also under ap proved conditions will supply boars free these sows are carefully selected by the swift canadian company at their plant and are all of good bacon type farmers are rllowed to send any marketable sow to the packing com pany and receive one of the selected ones in exchange the object of the packing house and the government in assisting in this way is to try and hod for canada its share of the english bacon mar ket thus assuring the farmers a bet ter price for their hogs cat heiress is quite youthul a cat was left 1200 for life by her mistress the late miss jane bar- wise of eaglcsfield cumberland eng- the cat stands between fifteen mid dleaged people and the legacy and is likely to keep these residuary lega tees waiting for a long time for she is only four years old classified advertising pob quick sale power f3b1fh 4 few to go ul special juiiict itee iiiiily ivuuvku oosi far li- iuinp wuier ilium alil iluy ijmrplioital value writ lutiay ttu piut iviu j piji of a i i lilln ivntty hros well lr i in tci li 11v great men are they who see that spiritual is stronger than any mater ial force that thoughts rule the world emerson 6i it helps me thats what 98 out of 100 women say after taking this medicine it quiets quivering nerves gives them more strength before 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