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smiles i j x the small boy was much interested in watching a baldheadeil man scratch the fringe ot hair around the side of his head the man kept it up so long that the boy finally reached over and taid in a loud whisper say mister youll never catch him that way why ilout you run bin out in the open tjvcl lfjnc55iol5 n fnipb meeting of britiehers in southern hungary pay less bgrrefsmdrce sfi v coach one of the latej djgua of a j krcneh builder attracted much alien- i tion and as it traversed he roads it i left a dust screen behind it which an- i icared to he accepted philosophically donts for the bride who wishes to by the peasants whom we encounter- oi a certain jay in the jammer of j of lloyds bank in loudon he met 1933 a group of ontario people left i his pietty hungarian wife while boli- the city of zagreb in jugoslavia to j day on the french riviera they motor to southern hnagary our uvo at epsom not for from london get along with her motherlnlaw uout begrudge waiting on her dont criticize her personal habits dont criticize her oldfashioned ideas dont forget to practice tolerance always dont belittle her real or fancied ailments dont out loud resent dealings she aas with her son dont try to reform her methods of household management a great man who stood up to ad- iiess a crowd with a pair of button 3ft his vest would probably find that the absence of the buttons attracted more attention than he did junior where are you going moth er dear mother your daddy and 1 are go ng to a surprise party junior cant 1 go too and cant ve take bobbie and susie along too mother no you were not invited junior well dont you thiuk they would he lots more surprised if you look us all some singers are like most folks car this year they only hit on one tonsil aim i got hold of some fresh country eggs last night annette thats the way they are three miles out in the country and they all get fresh what every infant knows how big he is the he nmssen ky how the rooster goes where his curls are how the mooiycow goes that he is knowing for his age that he is grammas besscdest angel that he has rosyposy tootsywoot sies whos a tunnin itsy bitsy lump o sooda that he must patacake pretty for the ladies that he is a boofleoofle lumpsy- dumpsy so he is but the infant of today does not know how the horsic goes tiio old commercial traveller was relating his experiences to a young man old salesman and donf forget never try to sell an encyclopedia to a bride young man why not old salesman smiling cynically sbo always thinks her husband knows everthlng a man approached a stranger upon the street stopped him and said the man if a train left chicago for now york and averaged 59 miles an hour and another train left new york for chicago and averaged ci miles an hour and they passed how old am i stranger why youre 3s tho man thats right but how in tbo world did you figure it out stranger well you see i have a cousin thats half crazy and hes 19 cleue say pete i hear your wlfo still adores you after two years of mar rled life is that true pete well i supposo it is she places burnt offerings in front of me three times a day ed walking or riding on the roads- highways in jugoslavia are good but as yet are not surface wo stopped at the primitive frontier post whore the river mur divides jugoslavia from hungary and having had our pass ports examined and the other formali ties completed wo continued our jour ney arriving at vagykaniska in time for dinner xagykauiska is a city of 12000 in habitants and is the largest and most important centre in southern hun gary a rising industrial town it has a historical past and has progressed rapidly in the past few years private and public gardens make this the gar den city of hungary one distinctive feature of the large municipal park is the floral bed laid out in the shape of the map of hungary and showing that kingdom as it is today and as it was before the treaty of trianon gave four of its important provinces to rou- mania jugoslavia czechoslovakia and even to austria its former sister king dom the apparent injustice of this rankles in the minds of the hungarian people and it is one of the open wounds bequeathed from the settle ment of the war we arrived at our hotel and were pleasantly surprised to find such a good hostelry in a place most of us had never heard of before this trip it is questionable whether similar on- tario towns could furnish as fine ac commodation we were hungry and a bit dusty my hair was white making me look prematurely old and our lug- gage had a coating of dust which the obliging porter quickly removed the proprietress and her charming daugh ter made us welcome and the members of the party were speedily assigned to their rooms at this juncture the daughter of the house asked me to go with her to see where we were to dine and impulsively taking me by the hand she led me to a vinecoverd courtyard where tables were set our tables being festooned with garlands of flowers at the end of the courtyard a gypsy orchestra was playing the weird minor but stir ring music of hungary and later as we were having our meal these musi cians abandoned themselves under the inspiration of our appreciation as mademoiselle and i were return ing from inspecting the dinner ar rangement she remarked your peo ple are americans are they not to which i replied oh no we are all canadians then you are british she said my sister and her husband at present visiting here will be in terested just then a lady and gen tleman the latter unmistakably eng lish came in and my companion said eric this is captain reld and he is in charge of this party which he has brought all the way from canada at this his wife immediately spoke up in an enthusiastic tone saying as her sister had said then you are bri tish theykindly asked me to dine with them and would take no excuse when remarked that i was dusty and travelsoiled i assure you that 1 needed no further urging mr hocking is one of the managers have a little girl of three and mrs hocking is more british in her sym pathies than is perhaps her husband 1 hurriedly cleaned up a bit and joined them in a corner of the garden where we sat and chatted over a typical hun garian meal and listened to the gypsy band i was drinking coffee with these charming folk at 1 oclock in the morn ing- it was a delightful contact and the sequel to it a few nights later in budapest 1 had been out for a stroll when i was overtaken by a sudden shower in seeking a tram oi taxi to take me back to the hotel 1 passed a cafo and from one of the tables on tho sidewalk a man nodded to me i was certain that he had mistaken m for someone else but i acknowledged his salute looking to the other side of the table 1 spied my friend hocking who called out hello dont you know oueiisb to come in out of the rain i went in had another visit with him his wifes sister and her husband who had recognized me from a momen tary- introduction in xagykauiska and when the rain abated somewhat they directed me to a tram which would take me to the st gellert hotel we parted then but i again saw mr hocking at his office in london and i expect to hear from him at christ mas time the story which follows this next week will have as its setting the city ot tours in the french chateau country fjmore turret vine cut for the same money and poker hands too now we give every man who rolls his own more turret fine cut for the same old price on this new deal youll get still more cigarettes from every pack age of turret fine cut- youll actually save money by purchasing this cool and fragrant cigarette tobacco and buying your own cigarette papers remember too you can get 5 large booklets of vogue or chantecler cigarette papers tree in exchange for one complete set of poker hands it pays to roll your own with turret fine cut cigarette tobacco save the poker hands protect your child if the children gained health and strength through the summer briefs when we ask a friend for his can did opinion what wo really want is his candled opinion a reputed shortage in oak trees may be the result of their uso tor the manufacture of antique furniture tho modern bathing suit has taken all of the kick out of strip poker use discretion or your sins will find you out on the front page grab at too much and youre morally sure to get nothing a worm is a caterpillar that has been out playing strip poler says children of future may lose little toe nails richmond va in a few more gen erations children among tho civilized races may bo born without nails on their little toes dr v pardocastello of the university of movant school if mcdiclno told the southern medical association here atrophy of the little toe nail caused by pressure ot tho shoe is a common affliction and eventually tho nail may- disappear entirely among pcoplo who constantly wear shoes dr pardocas- tclio aid for prompt returns fair grading best prices ship your to revillon freres trading compung limited established 1723 special attention given to mail shipments agencies at montreal winnipeg- vancouver eoberval the faa edmonton halifax sndbury prince albert seven islands ashamed of her figure husband persuaded her to take kruschen by following her husbands advice this woman made a tremendous im provement in her appearance she actually took off 32 lbs of her excess fat telling of her experience she writes a year ago i was troubled with rheumatism nervousness and other complaints and i got so fat that 1 was ashamed of my figure i was persuaded by my husband to take kruschen salts before i began 1 weighed 161 lbs after taking krus chen for a short time the rheumatism was less painful my nerves got stronger and my step lighter then i knew that kruschen was doing me good so i persevered with it and got my weight down to 129 lbs a reduc tion of 32 lbs of unwanted fat i am not boasting when 1 say that i feel younger and more active have a much better figure and am healthier than i have been for years mrs j s kruschen is a blend of six mineral salts which assists the internal organs to throw off each day those waste products that would otherwise accu mulate in the form of fatty tissue japan awards cup to 1933 champion goldfish tokyo a group of veiy seriocs japanese gcnjlemen stood around a pan in the zoological gardens of uyeno park tokyo and nodded sol emn approval as a rather clumsy- looking goldfish with a drooping far tail and mournful protruding eyes nosed his way around tho receptacle in much the manner of a frt poodle confined in a box the fish bred by a mr usugura of tokyo had just been declared ths finest in japan which means the fin est in the world and the mayor of tokyo had awarded him a silver cup as 1933 champion of the kungyokai a national japanese society devoted to goldfish culture the uyeno exhibition was the cul mination of a series of sectionalna tional eliminations in which thousands of competitors displayed results of their years efforts judges declarvi the winner per cent perfect ex plaining he had three of the four points of perfection the four points are symmetry head development bod ily balance and tail champion 1u33 lacked only a perfect tail but he was better than any of the other 130 final contestants z colors v red blue green room 112 j1 wellington e toronto no inhaling ot germladen dust with mum the motor- less suction cleaner it quickly removes dust without scattering it from chesterfields and all furniture and automobile uphol stry rugs carpets silken drap erics mattresses and clothing from fur to chiffon will not harm the most delicate fabric cleans easily lasts indefinitely highly lacquered attractively ooxed size 7 inches by 2 the ideal xmas gift are you looking foi something different id the way ot entertain ment for your church society club or institute capt f h reld the wellknown traveller who has been contribut ing the series of articles to this paper under the heading of travel impressions has what is perhaps the finest collection of european views in the country pictures taken vvtth his own camera beauti fully coloured showing some of the outoftheway placeb as well as the localities about which you have read and heard portugal spain france italy switzerland austria jugoslavia hungary czechoslo vakia german holland belgium and british isles are included in his unique collection for particulars regarding this communicate with captaid ueid at room 421 73 adelaide street west toronto the dominion coasttocoast halifax ns the movement of apples to halifax for export from the annapoliss valley since the beginning of the season totals 3069s3 barrels 22217 halfbarrels 147 boxes and 309 hampers compared with 147204 bar rels 13329 halfbarrels 435 boxes and 298 hampers for the same period last scar fredericton nb compared with last year this years potato and tur nip crops in new brunswick were much greater while that of fodder com was slightly less according to a federal report the comparisons are a follow with tho 1932 figures in brackets the potatoes and turnips being in hundredweights and the fod der corn in tons potatoes 45900 acres 4s200 120 cwt per acre so 5028000 cwt 3850000 turnips 11100 acres 10300 216 cwt per acre 250 2398000 cwt 2575000 fodder corn 500 acres 00 ss5 tons per acre 340 and 4400 tons 3200 ottawa the distilled liquor indus try of canada in 1932 was represent ed by twentyone establishments eight in quebec ten in ontario one in manitoba and two in british col umbia there was a capita invest ment of 5519427s4 and a payroll of 1540 persons who received 1737211 in salaries and wages the plants output value was sll349209 toronto ont both the romance and the extent of canadian export business are indicated in a report of the cutta percha and rubber lim itcd a canadian organization with worldwide sales connections on ono recent day products were being shipped to the extreme north of canada and to the opposite extrem ity of the globe to fill a request from invcrcargill most southerly town in new zealand except for remote patagonan settlements invcrcrrglll is almost at the edge of civilization in the southern hemisphere re miniscent of the geographical dis tance mentioned in the celebrated hymn from greenlands ley moun tains to indias coral strand com ments mr l l mcmurray export manager of the gutta percha or ganization there came in one mail not long ago an inquiry from ice land for rubber boots and a letter from rangoon burma asking for rubber belting regina sask while wheat and other grains are the principal farm products of saskatchewan the pro vince is also a substantial producer of dairy products in 1932 the value of these va s13033100 there are 56 creameries in the province which lat year made 17s60s95 pounds of butter the amount of dairy butter produced during the year was 21500- 000 pounds cheese production in 1932 totalled 541242 pounds an in crease over the previous year of 220- 937 pounds vancouver bc british colum- mias salmon pack to the middle of october 1110073 cases of 4s pounds each is 109 sos cases more than that of the corresponding period of last year and far in excess of the 1931 pack of 662031 cases the follow ing varieties are included in the cur rent pack pinks 531003 cases sock- eye 255642 chums 156586 cohoe 124792 bluebacks 21753 springs 1s962 steelheads 1335 high school boys form women haters club salt lake city twentylive tin- married men ranging in age around 16 years have sworn an oath to speak to women on in the line of business except for three hours once a month the women haters club of west high school heiv expects it will com prise 90 per cent of the male popu lation of the school within the week handee egg grading kit covers new regulations handee egg scale and candler mail ed complete with copy new regulations 250 postpaid state whether for oil or electric light mitchell poultry supply mitchell ont a new york lawyer who was de fending three misguided adolescents convicted of attempting the kidnap ping of 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their heels waiting for a chance that will never come by the time promotion reaches the majorgenerals those fortunate to be selected will also be sixty years of age or thereabouts and the policy of old generals will be perpetuated for the war office is now definite ly committed m the army having sexa genarian generals not so the navy or air force with their admirals and airadmirals navys example for some years past the senior offi cers of the navy in particular have shown a spirit of chivalry by retiring voluntarily in order to facilitate pro motion there is also a certain danger in the army maintaining this attitude of trust in sexagenarian generals it would not be wise for example to entrust armies in the field to their command their physical strength would not maintain the pressure such duties would entail especially now that mobility is the new order ot the day in the indian army none of the three british generals or three british lieutenantgenerals is more than fifty- eight years of age if naval officers of considerable dis tinction can retire voluntarily at fifty- eight years of age there is no reason why army officers cannot do the same the war office is bound sooner or later to tackle the problem of pro motion from the highest to the lowest commissioned ranks war officers plight in the lower ranks the congestion is worse than it has ever been and many lieutenants and captains who served in the war in these ranks are still awaiting promotion the promotion question is now a question of national urgency but until a drastic move is made at the top and carried down the whole list there will be no solution of the problem actually the average of our general officers is between four and five years older than it was before the war the army needs springcleaning what charming little pinktipped cars you have miss lottie did you ever have them pierced no but i have had them bored classified advertising patents an ofkeu to every inventoh 1 1st ot wani- inventions aim full 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