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smiles i i it a smile professor s e morrison who holds the chair oz american history at ox ford university was calling at a friend home when his friends little dausnter began to tell him the story of he discovery of america this had been her lesson for the day the was a sailor named colum bus the little girl began and a queen sent him out on a voyage of discovery and his ships were named hie nina the piuta and the and the santa maria suggested pro fessor morrison yes the santa maria said the little girl and the queens name it wri isabella the professor said professor said the little girl sus- pielouif have you heard this story before husband are you really embroid ering that foot pillow for me dear his wife yes love but it you ever dare to put your foot 01 it ill wring your neck teacher wliat are the properties of heat and cold pupil heat expands and cold con tracts teacher correct xow give me an example pupil in summer when its hot the days are long and in winter when its cold they are short genial saleslady to old customer purchasing 24 paper plates iicuic or is your wife out of town elderly lady what are all those men doing nephew they are runners the first one gets a gold loving cup elderly lady but what are all the otmrs running for this day said a recent horoscope is a time to avoid discussions and arguments every day is a gooil time for that car manufacturers make no secret of the fact that they cater to women now so says a magazine adding that bathtubs are rosecolored hand saws and golf clubs betray feminine inilence but one still may buy a he mau shaving brush manager of restaurant to scotch man the idea you come in and jrink a glass of water then walk calmly out scotchman did ye expect me to stagger out boss is perkinsou a good sales man manager you bet he could sell glass eyes to potatoes to be successful on the stage a girl musi be pretty wear her clothes well and have something to show when they swish political speaker im pleased to see such a dense crowd here tonight voice from the audience dont be too pleased we aint all dense a girl who marries a widower is bound to be disappointed because she oses all of the fun taming him the manager of a big office stamped enviously up aud down his room as he waited for his ofllce boy to appear the hoy entered the room manager raving forgot for- jot suppose i forgot to pay you vhat would you say office boy i should come am tell ou at once not wait a month and hen kick up a fuss about it fiist business man my wife came io the office yesterday and hied that it tractive stenographer of mine second business man aha i see ant forget her old job of canning peaches diabetes death rate dropping in canada toronto september was another good health month for the canadian policyholders of the metropolitan life the dcatli rate was 133 per cent lower than september of last year at the end of the third quar ter the cumulative death rate for 1933 was 74 per 1000 an all lime minimum for this parlof the year noteworthy aro the new low re cords established for the diphtheria death rate the drop in diabetes and the nogligiblo changes in death rates for the prlii ipal degenerative condi tions excep chronic nephritis in respect to dlabetei the situation con trasts with that in the united states where the rati la higher and increas ing while the canaiian death rate for tuberculosis all forms is lower this year than last vat for respiratory tuberculoid mt irswaied very slight ly how to find out if you have acid stomach r- are the signs i nervoujnett frequent headaches neuralgia feeling of weafcne z indigestion sleeplessness los of appetite mouth acidity nausea sour stomach i i autointoxication j what to do for its take teaspoomulsoi phillips milk of mag nesia in s glas ot water every morning ufcert you ce up take another teaspoonfm 30 minutes after eating and another before you go to bed or take the new phillips milk ot magnesia tablets cre utiti or each teaspoonlul 2s cu- rected above if you have acid stomach dont worry about it follow the simple j directions given above this small dosage of phillips milkot magnesia acts at once to neutralize the acids that cause headache stomach pains and other distress try it youll feel like a new person but be careful you get real milk of magnesia when vou buy genuine phillips milk of mag nesia see that the name phil lips is on the label also in tablet form e2ch tiny tablet is the equivalent ol a teaspoonful of genuine phillips milk of magnesia made in canada pkillips milk of magnesia tfytttl irine55ldll5 new egg grading regulations the foundation of a more prosperous poultry industry in canada has been laid in the amendments to the egg grading regulation i just announced by tbe department ot agriculture con ditions today are vastly different than they were when grading was first es tablished in 1015 vow because of years of educational effort our aver age egg production is of much better quality than then and marketing con ditions are entirely different there for to ensure all producers both the average farmer and the poultry spe cialist being paid according to quality the department has most carefully worked out the changes now in effect the new regulations divide eggs in to four grades al a b and c al is a special grade which may only be packed by producers whose flocks are under government supervision grade al gives the poultryman who com plies with the government regulations an opportunity to secure the premium price to which he is entitled these regulations require cleanliness care in feeding and management of the flock designed to ensure eggs of uni form high quality and consumers pur chasing eggs of this grade are thus assured of the highest quality grade al eggs can only be packed in sealed cartons by the producer or group of producers or marketing organizations as approved by the department this grade is divided into three weights large 24 ounces aud up to the dozen medium 22 to 24 ounces to the dozen and pullet 20 to 22 ounces to the dozen a grade covers the established trade in fresh eggs and- is also divided into three weights large 24 ounces to the dozen medium 22 to 24 ounces to the dozen and pullet 18 to 22 ounces to the dozeu reducing the minimum weight in this grade to is ounces entitles the producer to better returns for small eggs of a grade quality changing the medium weight minimum to 22 ounces also makes a more uniform spread between weights the old first minimum be ing 222 ounces any word or expression denoting freshness can only be used in connec tion with grades al and a and the word new laid can only be used in conjunction with grade al cold storage eggs can only be sold m nsss ii mi- m vscottjs emulsion rich in vjtam ins siajssassssfflsissssb get rid of disfiqurinq c ex caftfflreid a wonderful demonstration nothing can be more delightful than the italian riviera which rivals in beauty its siskr resort on the french coast of the mediterranean it extends from ventimiglia around the half- moon shaped gulf of genoa to the italian naval base of spezia about which i shall tell you another time genoa the most important port in italy if not on the mediterranean is situated midway on this crescentlike shore it is the centre of the two ri- vieras that on the eat bein known as the riviera di levante and that to the west as the riviera di pontine it is a lineeity and was at one time one of the mediterranean ports which dom inated the shipping of the world in the old town the network of narrow streets fascinate the visitor these quaint and alleylike thoroughfares al though teeming with humanity and lined with business places on either side are clean as compared with simi lar streets in naples and other places genoa claims to be the birthplace of christopher columbus and much in terest is shown in his memory in a little square there is to be seen the re mains of a house covered with a creeper which is said to be all that is left of the birthplace of the great navigator a huge park scheme is now in progress which will embody this little square in a general series of parks this programme will abol ish the unsightly houses that are in the vicinity and will provide a real memorial to the man whom genoese people regard as their most prominent native son genoa also possesses the finest monumental cemetery in the world its close proximity to the marble quar ries at carrara making material for monuments vey cheap many sculp tors have devoted their art to the hun dreds of pieces and groups of statuary that adorn the corridors of this won derful place a visit to the campo santo is not relished by everyone but you can see there what is undoubted ly the finest collection of memorials and you cannot help being impressed by the various conceptions of art thought to be suitable either by the sculptor or his patrons right in the centre of the city the basin of the river brisagno cuts a wide ditch and as it is usually dry it seems to us to be a waste of valuable land we were remarking on this to a friend in genoa who was accompany ing our party to alassio and he told us that the river often overflowed due to the fact that there was no water shed in the vicinity we felt inclined to doubt his statement but had the are you looking foi something different in the ivay of entertain ment for your church society club or institute capt f h keid the wellknown traveller who has been contribut ing the series of articles to this paper under the heading of travel impressions has what is perhaps the finest collection of european views in the country pictures taken with his own camera beauti fully coloured showing some of the outoftheway places as well as the localities about which you have read and heard portugal spain france italy switzerland austria jugoslavia hungary czechoslo vakia germany holland belgium ind british isles are included in his unique collection for particulars regarding this communicate with captain reid at room 421 t3 adelaide street west toronto proof within half an hour of the time tho question was asked we were held up at a level crossing in italy the gates do down when the train is expected to arrive and they remain down even if the train is overdue somtimes cars will wait at a level crossing for over an hour while we were waiting a gentle rain began to fall shortly afterwards followed by a smart shower and in i few minutes we saw the miracle of the filling of the huge river bed down the sides of the hills came tiny streams small water falls and dashing torrents it was al most unbelievable hugr boulders were torn from the hillside sections of the roadway were washed out and almost immediately gangs of men set to work to make temporary repairs the riverbed which a shor time be fore was parched became the recep tacle for a rushin body of water emptying itself into the mediter ranean and changing the color of the water near the shore from a brilliant blue to a muddy gray we were told that the river would soon resume its dry appearance but that for occur rences like this it was a great sluice for controlling what would otherwise be a flood in the city it was a strange coincidence a somewhat aweinspiring spectacle but after it was over we appreciated the opportunity of seeing one of natures wonders enacted as it seemed especially for our benefit next week i should like to tell you about the blind geographer of vichy in grade b which is divided into two weights large or 24 ounces and up to the dozen and medium or 22 to 24 ounces to the dozen cold storage eggs smaller than 22 ounces to the dozen are classed in c grade which comprises all eggs including cracks and soiled eggs not permitted to be graded into grades a and b but which are not unfit for human consumption quality only distinguishable by candling and individual egg weights are stressed as well as the necessity for marking with the true grades all eggs offered for saie tho new regulations arc the result of much study by the department and are a distinct advantage in the mar keting of one of canadas most valu able agricultural products down on disease farm most visitors use a farm for the study of health but now there is to be one for the study of disease ft is the buckstone browne research farm of the royal college of sur geons for which sir george buckstone browne has provided 100000 and it is adjacent to the house of charles darwin at downe kent england presented to the nation by the same donor it is intended to make exact studies of normal growth without which data the understanding of malignant and other abnormal growths seems im possible for this purpose the farm will breed sheep cattle and the usual farm stock and in a paddock will be a small herd of deer the growth of whose antlers will be measured with xrays hencoops on the well known prin ciple of individual nests so that it is known which hen laid which egg will also be installed to provide individu ally identified and marked eggs for the colleges research workers study ing the growth of bone through tissue- culture the cultivation of living- cells in a testtube jul blotches and all skin rashes with r d d dnni tjqoid r prescription made nd r by the maker of rcinpnti italian balm trials ujlljc 35c at jour inice- new egg grading kit the new egg grading regulations arc a great benefit to producers and the llandec egg grading scale and caud- ler enables anyono to grade accurate ly know to what you are entitled grading pays sent mailed complete with copy of new regulations 250 postpaid mitchell poultry supply company mitchell ontario a pawnbrokers shop is always a place of interest she lost 32 lbs new frocks no longer worried her how did she loso that 12 lbs of fat is what you will be asking let her tell you herself about is months ago i weighed its lbs which i can assure you annoyed me very much everything seemed a worry to me especially new clothes nothing would fit me comfortably and walking was unbearable 1 was ad vised by a friend to try krnschen salts and i am very glad i did too during tho first ten months i lost 2s lbs of fat now for the last c months my weight has been 146 lbs aud i feel much belter in health i have all my yelght tickets to substantiate my state ments mrs m p kruschen contains those six mineral salts proportionately balanced found in the waters of those famous euro pean spas used by generations of fat people to reduce weight kruschen helps blood nerves glands and body organs to function properly you gain new strength and energy feel years younger look better work better king to open new library in london over a million volumes of nonfiction to be housed the king and queen are soon to open a magnificent new library in london the new building the national centra library in maetplace bloomsbury will be capable of hous ing a million voumes file library which was first form ed in 1916 has grown to tremendous dimensions during 193233 it sup plied no fewer than 61639 books to borrowers and received 200 to 4u0 ap plications a day no fiction the national central library acts as a lending library for public lib raries and university libraries all over england it also lends books to for eign countries aud borrows from them the library is a nonfiction one it received a royal charter in 1931 and gets a small grant from the government of i3000 less a tempor ary reduction of ten per cent in con nection with the information depart ment and the compilation of a cata logue among the functions of the library js to supply on oan to a library or or in exceptional cases to individuals books for study which cannot be ob tained in any other way also to act as an exchange or clearing house for mutual loan of such books between other libraries and to act as a bur eau of bibliographical information both for national and international purposes the building which will house this great library is six storeys high has an area of 50000 square feet and has cost over c 50000 to build the money has been provided by the carnegie united kingdom trus tees air space for fowls chickens breathe a pint of air per minute or 12 cubic feet per hour it is calculated that each bird requires at least 40 cubic feet of air per hour to obviate the deleterious effect of carbon dioxide in the breathed air the air requirement of a medium fowl weighing about 45 pounds seems to be much the same as that of a larger bird weighing 75 pounds wanted potatoes apples onions cabbage carrots ha3 straw oats and other farm produce when replying state quantity grade and your lowest price to produce dept vale fuel company brock ave and cnr toronto contends eyes do not show emotion washington dont look for a love- light in her eyes because the eyes do not have it says dr knight dun- lap professor of psychology at johns hopkins university she may have a lovetwist in her lips however dr dunlap has been making ex periments which include photograph ing persons in diverse emotional states such as when smelling a dead rat telling a funny story or hearing an unexpected pisto shot each picture was dominated by the expression of the mouth he said recently the eyes showing nothing of the individuals emotion whales are shrinking norwegians report oslo whales too seem to have been hit by the depression they are decreasing in size according to the norwegian whaling journal norsk hvalf angst tidende measurements made sinse the sea son 192627 it says show that whales of 70 feet and below which then rep resented 2222 per cent of all caught in the season 193132 represented no less than 0050 per cent while whales longer than 85 feet which in 192027 represented 2287 per cent of animals caught this last season has fallen to a percentage of 7 4 chewbng tobacco candy and gasoline mingle in train wreck dryden out christmas candy destined to jill the stockings of western children mingled with gaso line and general merchandise in the railway yards here aftermath of a freight wreck in which 16 box cars wer smashed and 20 more derailed on tho cpr line a broken axle is believed to have caused the pileup of ihc westbound freight but this was not definitely established the engine and sev eral cars remained on the track and no one was injured tank cars loaded with gasoline sent their volatile contents gushing out through huge breaks and pending the arrival of a wrecking crew the fire department stood by to guard against an outbreak one careening car rammed into the freight shed wall and smashed it down one car loaded with candy all of which was strewn over the tracks several cars were reduced to splinters and rails on the cast- bound track were torn up for tome distance aggeiuh recommended k imedical men at all good drug dcpf storci saltt ajtnti harold f ritchie colld toronto j rwin v ia w buy chewing tobacco the same way you do farm implements i s get the best you can forthemoney theres longer lasting richer flavour in club chew ing tobacco simply worn out take lydia e pinkhama vegetable compound can anything be more weexlnfl for women than the ccaseleu round of household duties you have no time to be sick you are tired ailing yet cannot atop there cornea a time vrhen something snaps and you find yourself simply worn out lydia e pinkbams vegetable com pound will help you its tonic action will give you renewed strength and will malto your dally tasks seem caster to you 98 out of etcry 100 women who report to us say that they are benefited by thla medicine suy a bottle from your drug gist today and watch the results buys taxi to get room for head lonleggeci ny banker buys 1919 model in england new york aided by one of the most curious vehicles that ever set wheel to the sidewalks ot xew york william h hamilton a longlegged banker has set up a oneman revolt against automotive progress mr hamilton sick and tired ot having his hats crushed in modern lowslung automobiles with little or no head room bought himself a lon don txlcab the last time he was over and it arrived recently the appearance of the vehicle a 1919 model with a high poopdeck short wheelbase and rubber bulk horn brought an outpouring of the populace around gramercy square with his wife and two friends mr hamilton went barging around the park luxuriating no doubt in the un common sensation of watching the meter tick merrily away in shillings and pence and knowing there would he nothing to pay at the end the cab cost him 17 classifieo advertising business opportunities it lit saik ink op thk olokst established retail lumber busi nesses located in one of the tjt wavii in ontario planl if mill in connection very little opposition kood ieason foi selling does not renuire much easb ait- lay apply box so uoom 121 ade laide st west toronto mekchants jiferchaxtfl crwds pill- it stores dally iitik it vlisi 1 advertising contests six tests kent iltia iarry lvnttrase st clair chatham ontario fuksi qlkhkc mink very pine stock iriees tn riljet deii uedard tbetford mines que agents wanted i- estimate cut of wheat crop storages are up 238 180- 000 bushels 1933 production winnipeg indicating a wheat crop of only 2381so000 bushels in western canada the estimate of the 1933 prairie wheat production made by the northwest grain dealers association here is the smallest of current esti mates the- dominion government on sept if placed the western crop at 26-j- 000000 bushels while the searle grain co ltd after indicating 2gfl- 000000 bushels on sept 1 reduced this figure a week ago to 217000000 bushels disappointing returns espe cially from northern areas of alberta and saskatchewan are said to be the reasons for the lower estimates now bcinpr made the grain dealers estimate how ever is based on its own acreage fig ures of 210f5g00 acres which is 1- 000000 acres less than government figures ottawa canadian wheat in store for the week ended oct 27 increased by 4201651 bushels as compared with the previous week it is reported by the dominion bureau of statistics the visible supply of wheat was re ported at 219502238 bushels compar ed with a revised figure of 215240581 bushels for the previous week and 239434997 bushels for the corres ponding week in 1932 the excess of 1933 visible supplies over those of comparable dates in 1932 has been gradually narrowing during the past few months and is now only about 10- 000000 bushels vtew fastkkuiinu uomk al- x r-llanol- sells im- in mission- write acton tool and s ing co limited li n sti pats toronto agents wanteb m- vvliin ilimi a manufacturer to coitsuiuei w lllg apparel siirtle olitt i l olige st toronto eiiesrs an offer to bvk1u in v kviou list ot wain ii in i 11- an ull information seiii ne vlie rameay con- pany world ihteii ai milt street ottawa canada salesmen- fo well statt you in a profitable per manent woolcsalo bubnoae heres a j j ne thai yuu can su iw almost every store diuutitul outl cd 6c 10c and loo counter iimiuys no cutthroat ubi tissmtfun v can make a try out with as llule as tvv dollars mention l ais today tested pkojouuis 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