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Victoria Harbour by CLARA POWER Last Thursday night was council meeting in the Harbour. Robert Witham and Mike Hines of the Friends of the Wye Marsh were in attendance. Council supports their motion of a stay of closure on April 1. There was a unanimous vote in favour of this. Council will be in- terviewing shortly for a new Building Inspector. The following have been appointed to the Parks, Recreation and Community Centre Board: Brian Marshall, Marg Cadieux, Judy Kaus, Carol Collins and Susan Morreau. Why was the wood pile always in trouble? It was knotty pine. Why do red pines make good doctors? To the L.A.C.A.C. They have lots of needles. Board, the following appointments were Why was the maple tree lazy? approved: Florence It was a sap. Belcher, Raymond Deschemes, Kay Middlebro, Carl Evans, Sarah Baumester, Noreen Scott, Catherine MacKenzie. And to the Tay Vic- toria Harbour Union Public Library, those appointed were: Jean What did the hedge say when it was tired? "T'm bushed."' What kind of ice cream did the Christmas tree like? Any flavour of pine cone. Do trees have aunts and uncles? Racsier. Sarah Only if they're family trees. Baumester, Gatherine MacKenzie. How do trees greet each other in the spring? "Hi buddy"'. k's a boy! What did the birch tree say in the fall? Born to Mr. and Mrs. "Leaf me alone."' Alex LaBelle of 34 Curr Distributed by Canada Wide Feature Service Limited Dr., Penetanguishene © 1984 MacKay Prothero on November 20. weighing 9 lb. 9 oz. LITTLE JACK HORNER, surrounded by a group of canine and feline friends, about to dig into his Christmas pie -- another name for the mince pie which has been a tra- ditional accompaniment to the Christmas dinner since Medieval times. The drawing was executed by Thomas Nast, the renowned 19th century illustrator, for the jour- nal, Harper's Weekly. Nast's Christmas illustrations were recently issued in a paper- bound volume by Dover Publications. 2 Taste-full] ezezezeare 2222 Christmas Gifts... /et us cater your next "get together" large or small Hot & Cold Buffets or gift boxed Goodies for the hard to buy for! pra pinquire about our Wire & Bar glass rentals 22 = ee Why not a Gift Certificate for the person who has everything. 256 King St., Midland 526-8520 x You can be sure to please 2 everyone on your list : Toys XS Fe . eJoke Items co™ A eCards agi" = *Games e el_ottery Tickets i °Stocking Stuffers PARKER'S VARIETY (Open 7 days 8 a.m. - 9 p.m.) 229 King St., Midland 526-3021 PIR EIS 8 IS 2 8 2 2 2K OK KOK 2 OK KR OK OK KOK OK KOK KK KK From the Pendulum Chr istmas Gift Ideas ePicture Frames eWatches for Men & Women eClocks wl ei ecklaces 'Plus many more Great Gift Ideas' THE PENDULUM = 2 "ing St_Micland 526-3933 eosin y NI % Bite ME NIU G 4 GI ls mn LPbe Liste ' Christmas florals Cranberry Glass = * pe ae Silk Scarves é Infants Wear Crystal \ & many more Gift Ideas ey | - ithe Priar ke Sid 511 Dominion Ave., Midland an Yy 526-3932 : ----_ "ea, I --e__*7" 097. Wednesday, November 28, 1984, Page 13