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Page 16, News, Tuesday, May 7, 1991 to Baba Life according | continued from page 5 and good ole pig-in-a-poke. And even making the literary scene with a fun form of lan- guage known as pig Latin. So the next time you're tempted to use one of these slanderous expressions about pigs to get back at your sibling or worst enemy, remember it 'taint so. Better to compare them to a cow which, when left on its own, is surely one of the dirtiest and stupidest ani- mules around. So, take that, you old bovine, you! SOULLIERE: Mrs. Lorraine Soulliere age 45 years of Terrace Bay passed away in hospital on Monday April 29th,1991. Survived by her husband Allan, son Gerald, daughters, Giselle and Micheline all at home, parents, Edward' and Rolande Wellings of Sudbury, sister Lillian Haines of Snow Lake, brothers Wilfred of Ottawa, George and Aurel of Sudbury and sister Debra Dagget of Falconbridge, also survived by nieces and nephews. Funeral Mass was held on Saturday May 4th, 1991 at BROCHURE WORKSHOP The Aguasabon Chamber of Commerce is encourag- ing local businesses to develop promotional materi- al to display in the new Tourist Information Centre. The Ministry of Tourism and Recreation will. pre- sent a workshop on "How to Develop a Good Brochure". DATE: Thursday May 9,1991 TIME: 6:00P.M. PLACE: Terrace Bay Tourist Information Centre 10:00 a.m. from Holy Redeemer Catholic Church, REGISTER IN ADVANCE BY CALLING 825-9688. Suaiiy continued from page 5 Ontario performed: an exor- cism on David Peterson; Puccini's Tosca while deliver- ing twins to a welfare mother; Canada's first cyclosporin heart transplant. 8. Margaret Atwood is: the former Margaret Trudeau; the one person in the survey who did know Canada's first prime minister; about 5'10"; really, really boring. 9. Canada's national sport is: bickering; ice hockey; toad licking; fencing with Hoover Dustettes. 10. Canada's national bird has, until recently been: the Canadian beaver when the wind is right; mosquitos bred in Schumacher, Ontario; the Nervous Tick; the Canadian Goose, with Bill VanderZalm representing him at official government functions. 11. The 1885 North-West Rebellion in Saskatchewan (sometimes known as the "Louis Riel Rebellion") was led by: Peter Kormos; Louis Riel; Jan, formerly of Jan & Dean? The Heritage Project survey was however, not a total bust. Almost 88 per cent of the respondents agreed with the concluding statement: "We may be stupid but at least we're Western and civilized not like some countries we could name (but not spell) who eat with sticks and barbe- cue family pets on special occasions." Drugs can be beaten Do you want to help your community? Lets work together to eliminate iul- legal drug 'use in our communities. Call the Community ag- ainst Pushers line and give any information about illegal drug use and drug pushers. You do not have to give your name. It's their names we want not yours. SCHREIBER TERRACE BAY ROSSPORT CALL 824-3345 QBN | CESSES Novi nern Great Selection ALL AT LOW LOW PRICES!!! Watch for our flyer in the mail soon... Northern schreiber, Ont.