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Page 15, News, Tuesday, April 16, 1991 Life According to Baba continued from page 5 with a motivational program of putting the photographs of people who still have jobs on the back of milk cartons. The finance minister's office came up with a rosy prediction of the economy in the last quarter of this year but the only one willing to be quoted in the media campaign is THE TOOTH FAIRY. Government economists have stricken the phrase "LAST QUARTER" from all future financial reports due to the fact that most Canadians are now down to theirs. The staffer's in the prime minister's office, who are writ- ing his Throne Speech address are in real trouble. The put in all the things Brian Mulroney wants us to hear but the cen- sors won't give it a NON-FIC- TION RATING. In a dispute over how bad the Canadian industrial stock market really is, Dow kneed Jones right in the commodities index in front of witnesses on Wall Street. Sears are capitalizing on the sad state of financial affairs by introducing the "CANADIAN ECONOMY CHAISE LONGUE," which they claim "actually folds up faster than a lawn chair." In order to cut his budget for cabinet wages, the prime minister is actually encourag- ing other cabinet minister to make gun jokes while clearing airport security. You know the economy is bad when Mike Wallace of 60 Minutes does an investigative piece on how it got to this state, and Micheal Wilson refuses to be interviewed on camera. The truth of the matter is that the federal conservatives have the means to turn around the economy and wipe out the national debt and they could do it within party ranks - all they have to do is put a 7% tax on incompetency. We'd be rich, rich, rich. Thank You J would like fo thank all the people cover some of the expenses for my trip to the Provincials in North Bay. Jt "was greatly appreciafed and hada lot =~ of fun. Met a lof of nice people and if was quite an honour fo be there. Thanks Again! Sincerely, Jennifer Martin KY ra. Se ab 84) ayia 5 continued from page 5 A vacation trip once a year anda couple of week-ends could surely be enough time to allocate to these bunny-border- hoppers. Or else they could move to the U.S.A. But if they're going to continue liv- ing in Canada and enjoy Canadian benefits (of which they brag to their American 'cousins'), then let them bear their tax burden along with the rest of us. And the sooner the govern- ment comes up with a real hard-hitting policy with real teeth in it re this billion dollar bonanza for the Americans and a billion dollar tax loss for us Canadians, the happier everybody will be. This way, these bunny-hoppers are help- ing to create more dissension in this country which is up to its collective eye-balls in dis- sensions of all kinds from sea to shining sea. INCOME TAX Prepared - Personal; rental - Small business DAVID FALZETTA 825-9471 522 Lakeview Dr. Terrace Bay CAP call 824-3345 NY Teen Talk a Yard Clean-Up Day $20 & 25% off for seniors Rake & Tidy your lawn Have your garbage hauled away Sat. April 27th in Schreiber only Call Bob 824-2275 or Duncan 824-3038 Proceeds for Teen Talk Activities a to Ne Applicants with post-secondary qualifications, preferably in the field of, or with a background in, Education, Psychology or Social Work, are invited to apply in writing on or before Monday, April 22, Note: This is a temporary position, ending on or about June 14. An equal opportunity employer, offering a smoke- free workplace. LAKE SUPERIOR > HIGH SCHOOL invites applications for a temporary position of SPECIAL EDUCATION TEACHER'S AIDE C B K Menon Principal, Lake Superior High School Box 548, Terrace Bay, Ont., POT 2W0O A CASUAL PART-TIME CLERK TELLER * basic office skills required * teller experience an asset Forward resumes to: §.¢.¢.d. P.O. Box 276 Schreiber Ontario POT 280 €ipplication Deadline Gpril 22, 1991. Fr eF7OAX_---FOSArALTO Thank You J would like to thank all the wonderful people who sent me cards, gifts, flowers and prayers while J was in the McCausland hospital. Also to the great nurses and doctors who did so much for me. J love you all. Winnie Campbell FAD RICAN the brochure. THE CORPORATION OF THE TOWNSHIP OF TERRACE BAY PHOTO CONTEST Win $25.00 The Township is looking for photograghs of life and scenery in and around the municipality for inclusion in a planned promo- tional brochure. Let us see your coloured pictures of Simcoe Plaza, beach, gorge, river, Golf Course, Kimberly Clark Mill, cross-country ski trails, Slate Islands, fishing, etc. etc.....Pictures which would help us show how proud we are of our community. If your photo is selected to be in the brochure, you will win $25.00. Your name will appear next to the picture in Send your pictures or slides to Box 460, Terrace Bay or drop them off at the Recreation Centre, before April 30th. Please make sure to put your name and address on the back of each picture to ensure Bi return.