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Page 13, News, Tuesday, November 6, 1990 All the World's a Circus continued from page 5 country? I mean if you're already drowning with an anchor around your neck, you don't start screaming for patio blocks. This is not to say that the Senate is without power. You must understand in_ the democratic system of checks and balances, the chief function of this appointed, upper house is to convene in chambers at least once a year while parliament is in session and unanimously vote themselves pay raises. Many of them used to be powerful people but now they're pretty much content to sit around dozing behind the Financial Post and hoping for a-.really good movement. The focus of senatorial work has shifted from travel expenses and exotic junkets since most of them are on walkers and have now narrowed in on cold cash and pensions. Senators, as you know, are now forced to retire at age 75 or when they can no longer hear the speaker yell "sooooeeeeee" - the call to the trough. This is also not to say that the senate cannot benefit Canadians in such areas of employment. Most noteable newly appointed Senator John Buchanan brings his very unique Nova Scotia "make work" program to the capital and of course newly appointed -- Senator Pat Carney will personally boost the business of those dozen donut shops she very nearly put out of business when she left Ottawa for the private sector a couple of years ago. The money New Brunswick's Richard Hatfield will invest in roll-your- own cigarette paper is incalcuable. The Senate most definitely is not aware. Most senators believe the Dalcon Shield is a shelf of Precambrian rocks up near the Arctic Circle. A few believe it to be their constituency. In order to survive, the senate must get hip. What they really need is an image-building rap song that tells Terrace Bay Recreation continued from page 11 the recreation office if interested. Cake Decorating: This program will be offered in January or February. Terrace Bay Recreation office: 825 -3542 UPCOMING EVENTS: November 7, Networking - 12 noon, confer- ence room. Recreation Committee meet- ing, 7 p.m. boardroom. November 8, Horticultural meeting, 7:30 p.m., multi-purpose room. November 10, Remembrance Day Reception, 10 a.m., conference room. November 11, Fashion show rehearsal 1 p.m., conference room. Minor Hockey meeting, 7:30 p.m. boardroom. Canadians who they are and what they want (which as I said is 2 really good movement). (Title:) WE BE SENATORS We be bad, you been had, We be ever so glad...to be senators. We do nothin' all day, we do nothing all night, Lord do it feel right....to be senators. : Ain't never been elected, can't . never be rejected, It's you that's takin' a hosin' cause we never been popular chosen, Lord it's good to be alive Tho our pride be in the ditch We be gettin' stinkin' rich....in the senate, This be the Great Canadian Country Club We be in the news, while you people pay our dues...in the Senate. They'll tell ya crime don't pay, But takin' money for nothin's okay...in the senate, Inside these hallowed halls, We sip tea and adjust our shawls, Lord it's the best thing since oat bran....in the senate. (Chorus) Tonight's the night it's really gonna happen We're so excited, we could get knighted We're about to lose control and we quite like it. First we sink the G.S.T. and then we flush the senate. $ 500.00 REWARD! CRIME STOPPERS will pay a reward of up to $500.00 for information leading to the arrest of per- son or persons responsible for the break , enter, and theft at the Northern Store, Scotia Street, Schreiber between 2:00 am. and 7:00 am of October 31st this year .. The details are as follows: the front door was entered by a rock being thrown through a plate glass door. The thief/thieves proceeded to the check out counter and removed a glass jar contain- ing donations for the Marty Redins Fund. Approximately $150.00- $200.00 in cash was stolen. No other items were stolen. 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