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Page 8, Terrace Bay-Schreiber News, Wednesday, April 2, 1986 Bon Appetit! More excerpts fom The Dieter's Diary by Mary Hubelit (Part Two) For two and a half days in the summer of 1975 our friend the dieter kept a calorie count -- why, I don't know. Certainly an average of 847 calories is not enough to sustain a busy homemaker and gardener in July. Neither is there much incentive to botch up our brief, lovely summer with the picayune problem of body weight. Undaunted, this woman rallied again in December, for eight and a half days. If anyone wants a quick summary of foods good for dieting, consider: half grapefruit, skimmed milk, Waldorf salad, lots of jello, green beans, black coffee, baked haddock, the occa- sional boiled potato, etc. But apparently the above list is the cruelest form of SPADONI BROS. The Smart Scope gives you a complete engine analysis; from elec- trical to cyl. balance. The Smart Scope is the most advanced in to- is featuring day's automotive technology. SPRING TUNE-UP April 7 to May 7 Smart Scope with Print out 4 cyl. V6 & V8 duty trucks) At Spadoni's We appreciate your The Allen Smart Scope No charge with Tune-up °44.95 plus parts 4.95, 0: You will also receive a 20% discount on all Tune- up parts as well as a FREE Brake and Exhaust system inspection with Tune-up (GM cars & light business deception when one in- tersperses its items with: rum and coke, Manhattan cocktails, martinis, Bloody Marys, malt liquors, etc. The last day of this tragic collection fizzled out with a breakfast count of 310 calories and a brave shout "Lost the battle but not the war!" (Some peo- ple never learn, do they?) Now in '76 and '77 the joys of living obviously won out: an operation, hunting trips to Barbara Lake, Fort. Frances and elsewhere, plus a camping expedition to Canada's west coast; were much more important items for the diary of a red-blooded Canadian girl. It wasn't un- til April Fool's Day 1978 (great sense of timing, eh?) that she noticed the old bulge interfering with get- ting dressed in morning. So, for the next five days, caloric intake of food averaged 887 -- poor dear, if she had only left it at that! I blush for her -- she also tippled to the tune of 456 calories. What can I say? Well, if you're still with me and my friend, one more attack was launched, in March 1979. Most of the world's historic battles and wars record the triumphs of the victors. Little can be seen of the losers. So she set a precedent of sorts -- more and more of her can be seen as the seasons roll on. One senses from reading the diary that her resolve was faltering, the battle plan scrambled and incon- sistent: Lunch on the first of the last days was: one cracked-wheat bread, but- the ter, 90 calories; half a tomato, 18; three ounce steamed pike, 72; and a tablespoon of marmalade, 55. Marmalade? What in heaven's name has mar- malade to do with three ounces of steamed pike? The third day's total was 1,822 calories, of which only 375 represented the no-no juice -- her spirits were sagging. The page for the fourth shows the hand- writing on the wall, except that it's at the bottom of the page and reads: "DON't GIVE. UP!"' Gad! What spirit! On the fifth and final day, only breakfast and lunch were tabulated, after which, with a defiant toss of the head I'm sure, she demolished a Malted Milk bar in two bites. Bon appetit! Winners announced A recent news release from the Terrace Bay Ringette Association an- nounced that the winner of the Ringette 50/50 Draw at the Tournament held on March 17 was Sylvia McCullogh of Terrace Bay. Special thanks went A come-and-go shower for Dorothy and Hugh Anderson will be held on Wednesday, April 9 from 7 to 8:30 p.m. in Terrace Bay at the Community Church Basement, accor- ding toa news release from the organizers of the event. The shower was set up for the Andersons, who had their house on Terrace Heights Drive gutted in a fire on March 19. No one was injured in the blaze, but the family lost most of their possessions. All area residents are welcome to attend the event, the release added. The winners of the North Shore Select Hockey Team raffle were recently announced. According to Elise Ken- ny, the baby Care Bear and quilt and pillow set went to out to all who supported the draw. Thanks also were ex- tended in the release to Kevin Boucher, the Ter- race Bay Police Depart- ment and Municipal Of- fice, all volunteer referees and all Hospitality Room Notice Sam Ballentine. The door prize of an Easter Cake was won by Mrs. Karen Reimer. Both winners are Volunteers. Parents are reminded that a ringette meeting is scheduled to be held on April 13 at 8 p.m. in the Multi-Purpose Room of the Terrace Bay Recreation Centre. from Terrace Bay. Thanks go out to all who entered and helped to make the event a success. MARTHA gifted psychic & seer palm & card reader will be at The Red Dog Monday April 7 Tuesday April 8 for an appointment call The Red Dog 825-3286 J & SK. not re-register. P. Richardson Chairman. students, who. will D.L. Davey, Principal. &7~THE LAKE SUPERIOR BOARD OF EDUCATION TERRACE BAY PUBLIC SCHOOL JUNIOR & SENIOR KINDERGARTEN REGISTRATIONS attend school in September, 1986, are invited to register anytime after April 1, 1986. Forms are available at the school and you may drop in between the hours of 9:00 - 11:30 a.m. and 1:00 - 3:45 p.m. Please bring proof of age with you - birth certificate, baptismal certificate, etc. To qualify, J.K. students must be born in 1982 and S.K. students must be born in 1981. An information meeting will be held in May and you will be notified as soon as the date is set. For further information please contact the school at 825-3253. NOTE: Students presently attending this school need M. Twomey, Director.