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THING? - People you haven't found too enchanting before,turn out to be okay. It's a matter of looking at things. The advice of more experienced and older friends, and their talents, are important now. Business goes well since your boss recognized your potential and is putting it to use. It is necessary sometimes to make yourself heard but the way you do it is all important. Your help is sought by friends. Give them all that you possible 'can for the table could be turned soon. It's amazing how your personality has blossomed and how your friends gather around like bees to honey. Be compassionate with your friends. Your thoughtful- ness can be returned a hundred times. Sometimes being conservative might appear to be backing down, but in truth, it will prove to be the only solution. New faces come into your social sphere. It will take | some time to decide if they are friend or foe. You will be approached for help with a community project by friends. Give of your time. 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