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How to spend your "seventy-five cent" dollar by MARY HUBELIT Now that the boys in Ottawa are aware that there is an unemploy- ment crisis it would be nice if we could see an improvement after Sept. 4th. We could go and buy things, plan a little, and generally ease into the standard of living we expect. At least the stand- ard the media ads imply. Do they know some- thing we buyers don't know? In my opinion the TV commercials are more interesting than the shows at this time of year. A visitor to our country might get the impression that all we do all summer is drink beer - light beer, select beer, capped or screw- ed, domestic or import- ed, etc. etc. Oh? You don't drink beer? Then you have a choice of the two main pop protago- nists plus the 'dark horse' ( you should par-' don the expression) now filling the screen with that mah-h-velous crys- tal. clear drink. What- ever happened to good old water when you're thirsty? No caffeine, no 'sugar, no calories! I find some advertis- ing actually refreshing. Recently this charmer appeared in a newspa- per: "New diaper free for Cabbage Patch Kids brought to our new Toy Care Centre for check- up (cleaning)."' The firm of drycleaners and laun- derers using this ap- proach is certainly onto a good thing. A heartfelt salute and a rousing hooray! to the Humane Society of Thunder Bay for its in- expensive "Day Board- ing" program for tou- rists' pets. The punch line really does get you where it hurts: "Thank you for protecting your pet from HOT cars and LONELY hotel rooms." Now that's a step in the right direction! Let's stretch out on the patio with a cool glass of something mah- h-velous and dream up some commercials of our own: "When I'm in the shower I do not hold my mouth wide open with all my teeth showing, Terrace Bay-Schrelber News, Wednesday, August 22, 1984, page 9 but Ido use ... and I like it too."' "For lovely soft skin (the kind that won't tan and gets all bumpity and itchy if I try) I use a #21 paba sun-block lotion and still have fun in the sun - boys or no boys!" What happens to those lovely young mo- dels tossing their magni- ficent manes on the shampoo commercials? Pll tell you what hap- pens - they get old. Their skin wrinkles, their knees hurt, their hair turns white. "But it is still hair: mine is 68 years old, never had a perm, never had a roller in it, still responds to a foggy day, but tires easily. I always use Milk continued on page 10 am IES M. Reid Chairman 1984 - 1985 REGISTRATION Registration for new students who have not already registered and who will be attending Schreiber Public School in September, 1984, will take place at the following times: Monday, August 27, 1984, through September 4, 1984, from 9:00 a.m. to 12:00 a.m. daily $chool opening will be at 9:00 a.m. on Wednesday, September 5, 1984, and this will constitute a full school day. 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His experience and dedication to his constituants has created jobs, im proved community services and accelerated local and regional development. His work in Parliament has made him an M.P. of national stature. Keith Penner will play a key role in the new Liberal administration. Re-elect a man of experience in Cochrane Superior COMMITTE ROOMS: e Cochrane Superior campaign headquarters Model City Mall, Kapuskasing 705-335-3711 Highway 11, Cochrane George St., Hearst 705-362-7452 Main St., Geraldton Votez pour un candidat d'expérience dans Cochrane - supérieur Vote for a man of experience in Cochrane - Superior Sept 4 Sept 4 Sept 4 Sept 4 Sept 4 Sept 4 Sept 4 Authorized by the official agent for the Liberal Party. Keith Penner Parti Libéral du Canada Liberal Party of Canada Keith Penner posséde 16 ans d'expérience a titre de député fédéral du nord de l'Ontario. Ces nombreuses années au service des citoyens-nes de son comté et son dévouement exemplaire ont permis la création d'emplois, l'amélioration des services Communautaires et l'essor du développement local et régional. Son travail de parlementaire a fait de lui un député d'envergure na- tionale. Keith Penner jouera un réle clé au sein de la nouvelle équipe libérale. Ré-élisons un candidat d'expérience et d'excellence dans Cochrane Supérieur. BUREAUX DE CAMPAGNE e Bureau-chef libéral dans Cochrane Supérieur: Mail de la Cité Modéle, Kapuskasing 705-335-3711 e Bureaux locaux: Route 11, Cochrane 927, rue Georges, Hearst 705-362-7452 Rue.Main, Geraldton ¥