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"They cause an intense crawling on her skin, I suggest-|crawling sensation on the skin ed that if (as was reported to|and can cause a momentary but me) no one else in the family] intense itching," he writes. could detect the presence of in-| Removing nests in the eaves sects, psychiatric treatment|or other crannies of the house, might be in order. and spraying of the nesting Emotional disturbances can/area, will get rid of bird mites, make some people feel ashe advises. though they are covered with in-| Mites and fleas from rats or sects. jother rodents can be similarly Quite a lot of readers, how-|annoying, he says, and so can ever, wrote in of their experi,|cat fleas--he suggests screening, ences with insects that werejor similar methods to prevent hard to detect unless the search|cats from crawling under a was very careful, and an ento-| house. mologist--one who studies in-| Insect sprays, he warns, may sects--added some practical ad-jnot end trouble with mites be- vice on how to keep insects)\cause they kill only mites away. present at the time. If old nests L. M., in Indiana, thought she|or qther sources let more mites was pestered by invisible in-|invade the house, the trouble sects until finally, under a/goes on. strong light, she discovered| "Ifethese sources are checked mites hardly bigger than a pin-jout," he says tartly, "and the point. 'buggy' sensation still occurs, Mrs. E. W. in Pennsylvania! then and only then can the vic- reported that she and her son|tim be considered buggy enough both were bothered by similar|for the head doctor. | hope in mites, and by spiders of pin-|fairness to people who are at- head size, although nobody else|tacked by such pests that you in the family was bothered. will find room in your column to Mrs. M. B. in North Dakota|print portions of this letter." said insects sprays didn't help| . Gladly I do so her until she finally used a wasp and hortet spray. A.R.J.,| Dear Dr, Molner: I am trou- in Michigan, was the only one of| bled with arthritis. We are very four people in her household to fond of applesauce and was sur- be bothered, and her children) prised yesterday when a neigh- looked at her, she said, "with| bor told me applesauce was bad pity," and her doctor attributed|for arthritis. Also coffee. Is it to nerves aintil she found that/there anything else it would be rubbing herself with alcohol| best to eliminate from my diet? killed the tiny pests and she had|--S.P. evidence that it wasn't nerves| Neither applesauce nor coffee others. special diet is necessary or The entomologist who wrote/helpful; just eat a normal, to me offered his suggestions. well-balanced diet and that is Mites which feed: on the blood/all that is either necessary or of sparrows "often come into| helpful so far as arthritis is con- the house and attack individu-! cerned. \. or imagination. And there were|will bother your arthritis. No} | 1 23 THE OSHAWA TIMES, Tuesday, December 19, 1967 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER | (Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) North dealer. Both sides vulnerable. NORTH WEST 4Q75 a 98632 924 $763 $102 $262 &AKOTS SOUTH 41082 The bidding: North East South West Pass i Dble Pass 2¢ Pass 2NT Pass 3NT Opening lead--two of clubs. This deal occurred in a mas- ters pair championship. It is noteworthy not merely because it highlights an interesting prob- lem of defence, but also bee cause the hand ultimately cost the East-West pair the cham- pionship when they mangled the play. | South got to three notrump jlargely on his own steam. Hav- ing doubled a club with mini- }mum values, he should. have {passed the jump response of ive diamonds, Considering that | North had passed originally, the hances of making game were rather poor, and the absence of a club stopper did not improve them any. But the proof of the pudding is in the eating, they say, and, since South wound up making nine tricks, we find it difficult |to criticize the bidding too se- |verely. | West led the two of clubs in jconformity with the custom 'of jleading low from three to an jhonor. East won with the king and continued with the ace. |(From East's viewpoint, West jmight have led low from three |to the jack or queen, or from jany four clubs, and East could not afford to underlead the ace in the latter case.) | East then played the nine of jclubs, selecting his highest club j to show that his entry car@-was jin spades, (The high - car re- jturn showei interest in the high-ranking side suit; a low- card return would show interest in a low-ranking suit.) West won the club with the queen, but, apparently unaware of the significance of the nine, led back a heart. As a result, South had no trouble winning nine tricks to score a game. A Spade return by West would have defeated the contract two tricks. The hand illustrates the im- portance of the suit - directing . jconvention, Without the conven- tion West would have had a tough guess whether to return a spade or heart; with it, the spade return should have been automatic. OLD COUNTRY SOCCER LONDON (CP) -- Standings of the top teams in the Old Country soccer leagues after Saturday's games: ENGLISH LEAGUE Division I WTL F APt Man United 12 6 3 38 2340 Liverpool ll 6 32 16 28 Man City: 12 4 5 46 2428 Leeds 10 5 6 30 18 25 § Sheffield W 9 32 27 24 Division 11 OAMARU em ADU Rse = Portsmouth 12 5 25 29 Queens PR 13 2 6 31 1728 Blackpool be 35 22 28 Birmingham 10,7 49 2827 Ipswich 8 8 4 34 1824 Crystal P 10 4 26 21 24 Norwich 11 2 8 34 2924 Division II Walsall 12 5 5 45 2929 Torquay 12 5 5,32 2929 Stockport 11 4 7 33 3026 Oxford 9 7 6 38 3125 Gillingham 9 7 6 30 2925 Division IV Chesterfield 15 4 3 48 1934 Luton 3 4 3 44 2230 Bradford C 13 4 6 38 2730 Southend 11 8 4 36 2830 Crewe Alex 11 6 5 41 2428 SCOTTISH LEAGUE Division I Rangers 12 2 0 34 926 Celtic 112 1 40 1128 Hibernian 9 1 4 31 1819 Hearts 8 3 4 31 2519 Clyde 90 5 25 1918 Division I {St. Mirren 13 4 1 45 1330 |Arbroath 13 2.2 53 1528 |Ayr U 9 3 3 34 1621 Queen of § 0: 3°68 3: 7a. East Fife 9.3 4 30 2621 IRISH LEAGUE Glentoran 911 43 1419 Coleraine 8 2 1 42 1418 Ards 7 2.2 21 1216 Linfield o.7 22 2a Derry City 6 0 5 $2 2512 Glenavon 5 2 4 29 2512 you ought to forget about | competing with the y | executives, and give up loud jackets, pipe-stem legs and Sistine."