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a) onic service, under the of Cedar Lodge, will at the funeral home at day. CHRISTY, $0 GLAD To SEE YOU I'M SORRY, L.WANT 'OU To THE OSHAWA TIMES, You RECALL \| AGAIN, AIRS, SAWYER, Alga ee . TAKE US TO THE Monday, August 21, 1967 15 } , THAT'S WHY WE'VE COME VERY PLACE WHERE BRING BACK HER MEMORY, By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) SAHANL. HESAVED } 9 ( ME FROM THE 4 'TO AFRICA, TO TRY TO WE LIVED BEFORE, BRIDGE CROCODILES, a wan * RECALL THE PAST, MAYBE IT WILL REMEMBER? </ ROBERT JAMES COWIE ath occurred Aug. 20, mily residence, 148 La nue South, of Mrs. Rob- s Cowie, The deceased, been in failing health mber of years, was in year. 'mer Mary T. (Minnie) the deceased was a BUZ SAWYER FAMOUS HANDS West dealer. North-South vulnerable. North-South part score of 60, DONALD DUCK of the late Jacob and | NORTH Pepanin, Bag 1 FX ano exsices Vl i) YOU SWALLOWEO | $35 » was married there eit yd pits Megas Sigh Tiaiapcd ete 2 itt wath A PERSON NEEDS pg iN aon PACKAGE ' wee lent of Oshawa since EACH DA ' -- WEST EAST . Cowie was employed SS F > K763 Soins, years by Duplate Can- =] "ai i; | Ski0ese : Se lited, prior to her a 3 ROO. & &I983 sxe10 t in 1959. She was a S | Ade = SOUTH of Simcoe Street LET 9 ap 4KQI9 lurch and was a mem- Re | ces ~ WAS4 e Fideles Group and - z Sis d Church Women of % m = ch, sg Pid always | | = The bidding: in Boy Scout work. , ' ased by her husband, | tha io ie, NT ames Cowie, in 1944, vie is survived by e sp yy oe | Opening lead -- five of dias ighters, Miss Muriel Oshawa, Mrs. Thomas (Mildred) of Whitby Ivan Day (Ella) of monds, Meanwhile... 2 2 2p) There was nothing dramatie Fa j about the background. It was r f i 4 -- i = { TWAS TOO NUMB WITH 4 FRIGHT TO BE HURT, MINUTE, TINY IS A-KISSIN' TH'ONES WE LUCKYWERE = © : RIGHT AT THE EDGE PSQe--> OF TOWN. . WE'LL GET | j two sors, Irvine o MARCIA PERKINS Ni ad PH eee just a rubber bridge game. The nd Milton of Victoria, AT KISSIN' ory OURT icone ms : TO YOUR SCHOOL if a stakes were, say, two glotys a : OUR FISH COMES train just be- INNO TIME! : e grandchildren and | OCK==* WRAPPED IN--- eS OB ac utcacnee gs point. The declarer was How- t-grandchildren, = +P ?-F7- & ae pation OA ye ls ;| {ard Schenken (South). eral service will be id . tii Seen = On the preceding hand ne and 1e McIntosh-Anderson fa GASPI" M4 "sou P iningps ~<a '| lis partner, by a series of bril- lome at 2 p.m., Aug. Ee 0 | GOING FAST/ WHO ry i} jliant maneuvers, had arrived ed by interment in el He} | SAYS JOHNNY ACE | lat a final contract of two iwn Cemetery. Rev. ba (= y DOESN'T PLAY ALL spades, making six. The re- Moffat, minister of {a} \s WALKING, PHIL. | | THE ANGLES? EVEN IF criminations had not yet died reet United Church, had IT'S 30 KILOMETERS} | SOUTHSIDE DOESN'T down and the atmosphere was ct the service. n OUTSIDE THE | | COOL CORRIGAN, arctic when Schenken, with of flowers donations VILLAGE! TLL STILL BEAT |half the deck, was faced with a THEM! LARGE SELECTION OF '67 SHORTAGE OF SMART TIME ae ) + ( GOOD USED CARS J} -- TO TRADE rowrics, aurens wens: | The CLIFF MILLS MOTORS Lid. | ces third-hand spade bid. After a brief skirmish, he bought the contract for two notrump. He won the jack of. diamonds with the queen and could see seven tricks, but no eighth. He knew, of course, that if he led spades right away, East would duck the K-Q-J and there would then be re hope for an eighth trick. But Schenken found a way to make the contract. As with most good plans, his idea was simple in design and easy to execute. At trick two he led the nine of diamonds! West won with the ten and returned a diamond, East dise sart Fund would be d. 'AC HUGHES health for six months ies, 92 Gladstone Avec Aug. 21, at the Osh- al Hospital. He was in ar. the late-Mr, and Mrs. es, the deceased was 13, 1882, in Wales, A Ontario and Oshawa irs, he was an em- he Oshawa General H 2 years prior to his in 1959. Mr. Hughes ary president of St. ciety of Oshawa. sed in 1937 by his z MTT V | carding a spade. Now Schenk Wie C. jpade. Now enken : goo ese THB WOODSHED'S itl AA i || yy > L E I S I O N L O G | HUBERT had his eight tricks. Hi ' *s is survive Wad iy] 7] Hit iu : | U ; scheme had worked when Eas Sarah Boyd; four WHAT ITH ON Fike // i (HH La | aes ie a. See | ® Mh/ No RUSH--THE \ | scheme fe Mrs. Patrick Chap- WRONG, THIR F Channel 3--Barrie | s-6:12--News Magazine. 111 Bonnin enien ie ae | BOSS STARTED HIS discard on the third diamond. ), Mrs. Robert J. An- WHERE ARB YOU E Seen tree [Fxg Valley SN | S=Elying Doctor VACATION TODAY Schenken forced out the ace of mwen), Mrs. Megan & GOING 7 Fi Channel 7--Butfalo 10:30 P.M, | sa Hellyfrood Seuares 2 spades, and this gave him four 1 Mrs. Sally Nott, all we cpus cree | ATG. Cal | 4--Dick Van Dyke Shew vat & |spade tricks and the contract. and two sons, Joffre Channel 11--Hamilton Cibregnet | 9-4 Allen Time r % BS Of course it may be argued Qo gui ville and John of To. Channel 12-Peterborough | 3--Rat Patrol }11--Hot Une on a: VNR that East should not have dis- ell as many grand. a | MONDAY EVENING | 2-467-11-12--News 9--Toronto Today | | YOU'RE HALF ~ Be f carded a spade, but this is a ad rf Ky $-2--Jeopardy sreat-grandchild- cence emer $08 Seer ts 1--Money Movie ° | | AN HOUR LATE much easier thing to do on is predeceased by a H Pee Feet emer' er |3-6--Luncheon Date | . paper than at the table. 'in London, England, . 7--Supermen Viewpoint Wiig eG | FOR WORK - 4 The actual East was a well- erry Mason 11:25 PLM, $ M, i a ry ' orial service will be ' 3-4-12--Mr. Piper UsPlarre: Berion | SB ye Sues een Beene i known expert and it simply Armstrong Funeral rh pied pe Siew: Weetver, Ste" Ts sNews, Weather } never occurred to him that by ' Sa baal Vergy | Merv Griffin -- discarding a spade he was ».m., Aug. 23, follow- 7--News 1 M, | Seed Geta! Ticetd 3-6-12--Seatarers 7--Movie 12:45 PLM, handing declarer his eighth pent fing ag hl Lands and Seas |24--Johnny, Carson' $-4--ulding Light ERS trick. He was only doing what : . * o | * "M, | : | Fe a te na 4 Risione Shean United bison Bees | SAltred "Hitchcock | steMarringe. Corre came naturally -- he discarded | conduct the service, mies aan | Gunsmoke | genta! what he thought was er most rea) tis thas PAM HP srs useless card in his hand. 4--Weather, Sports 19-Movie (ae eee | The hand is just one more ee --_ vies Ga Pak | saad rrr | JesFuative © ar REARRANGE example of gu a shrewd de- . s a--Comber N--Mystery Theatre 4--Mest the Millers THE clarer can do when he lacks al service for Aus 'chee Moe. "Wwesiner Sports|, yoy t9® PM: FURNITURE? the wherewithal to make his oss) West, 2671 Eg- a ! bg yaa Weather, once weticg | GAAS the Worle Turms | a contract by straightforward A yore spp ign ' & \ & 2.4--News 1.00 AM | Let's Make @ Deal | play. In such cases he gives led Aug. 17, at the 2 7:00 P.M. | Movie | vie | the defence every opportunity stern Hospital, was 11--Little People | 2:00 P.M. | to go wrong. Strategy and de McIntosh - Anderson 9--Family Affair TUESDAY 'Ed Allen, Time TEDL chin. tbo. me at 2 p.m., Aug pan laa d-Captain Kenporse, | can Americans" | : : 4--Midwestern Hayride s .M, | 4--Password sy ; 32--Petticoat Junction %--University of the Alr | %#--Days of Our Lives * 'e was conducted by 4 ~ 'News, Weather, ; One eM | 2:30 P.M. | H -- i ir rt, = is ae mien sn Se ga , oe wae P.M. Virginie Granam 7 ST in cutie | erring . anter> DID THE COLONEL. WHY DOESN'T YOUR. M--Tarzan | len Tine | 7--Dream Girl | Mount Lawn Ceme- CLIENT WEAR ONE OF ] %--Lucille Ball pista ily pias | 6--Coronation Street hd | redericks | 4--Hi P. oe ie B, DAUGHTER, ] \ THOSE HELMETS, FATHER? i eas | nomper, Roo | 4 House Party C atches a Msg pe ) ee 5 j pr erry ag jupliee | 2 Topper on 9 Weed ana Mania | : A ' COLONE! 9:30 A.M, ey George Bennett, nan 'at SON a A TRADEMARK, ; sched Unt BobRy General Hoapita | YOUR HEALTH ecrease 1omas and Keith WORK( fs 4--Mr. Territle §--Gloria 4--To Tell The Truth = | \ Fd -6-12-The. § horm 3-6-12--Take 30 ah = f) r Se Tond Benoett Special | Ae CeLanne 3:35. PM, | mo in arijuana OTTAWA (CP)--Herring So = ' : 8:30 P.M. 9:35 A.M, +News g 'AWA (C = y : 11--My Three Sons 4-Love of Life 3:30 P.M. | catches along the British F a BWA 1& 4 $--Andy, Grittith "ag 1200. AM. N--Mike 'Douglas | Columbia coast fell in 1966 to eared 4 | nis € = St | Tecate hiavicuse | MOSkran seeernant tolls Your Move | s . 305,783,000 pounds from 443, ® ' ' ny Ash P IF HE CAN H 9:00 P.M. 4--Candid Camera 3-4-6-12--Edge of Night | i) a It - orming 555,006 in 1965, says a fisheries rrorists 5 Oe: MAKE IT STICK | | 11--Petticoat Junction icaiee Pace Pea on aay research board scientist. : . GREG LIKE HE'S i HE'LL WIND UPA f S--Ceontry Music wef | 9 Cartoon Playhouse 4:00, FM. By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD D. N. Outram, writing in a % A SPECIMEN UNDER HERO. IF HE FAILS of | Foheiony Sevag et! | &2--Concentration Soisth oes federal fisheries department urg (Reuters) -- i A MICROSCOPE, HE'LL JUST PLAIN canny Grittith | 7a ielimets ghia sien | Dear Dr. Molner: So many of, marijuana jags gave users the mapazine, Fisheries of Canada ca's police today . - WIND UP... PERIOD. 3-6-12--Suspense Theatre | 11.00 A.M. | 3-6-12--Communicate the teen-agers feel that smok-| feeling that the things they used Fan . spawning herring were massive security sendy a Veils A Match ane Hesega |ing marijuana is not harmful.|to regard as important really aie spotted tine 85 statute 1¢ Botswanan and N--Merv Grittin | 2-8--Personatity | 1--Zorro™ : Would you print the dangers|weren't as important as the Thilek ob ahaa a drop from a orders to prevent 4 Age A ' J-Bevton Place 7--Honeymoon Race irae ' and seriousness? Maybe it/self-satisfied dreams induced 95-year average of 199 miles. ack South African \ MY DOLLY WALKS ee Oe OR: 4Pro Football" $Good Morning 3612-Vacation 'Time |WOuld put some sense into the|by the drugs. .| The figures are the results of Mm in other AND "TALKS. Ks 5 --- ------|teen-ager who thinks it is all) Other users have had a dif- studies by the board's Nanaimo m infiltrating back : NY ge |right to smoke it because it is ferent reaction, being plunged);. Taal i meland. au eS ef CROSSWORD jnot habit-forming.--Mrs. B.J.L.| into agitation, despair, panic. esc gach tog oer missioner Lt.-Gen. i--) vasae 3 : | Do you mean habit-forming--| Many end in mental hospi- The fish deposit adhesive said Sunday night S K aa einen, Seaman e Bi Annbys | 5 jor addictive? tals. leges in clumps on seaweeds nd bloodhounds are S , 1, Exclama- hawk's ances | It is true that people don't) Why, then, do young people| growing mainly between low- op when necessary : s : ia ex "wae see og [become physically addicted to (and some not-so-young) smoke/ sng high-tide marks. ry's northern bor- > S EA We U 5 oo" ecw beg |marijuana as they do to such the stuff? Because they want 10] mheintensity, length and earch for the '"'ter- ie ta bar . a ° NS [1] | 9:s-shapea DOWN 18. Sand bar as heroin. AE esis ag . en Because iain of individual spawnings. ' : a : ' molding 1, Capital of hill |__But one can get the habit of someone else told them that itlare measured by fisheries nits which clashed = : vn 8-2! 10, Dip out the Old 15, Persian sie] [Smoking marijuana, and some was pleasurable. Because theyipoard scientists. The 1966 area > sian forces last ; : PAS carey' ier: | Uber Colony weight CICISMMTIc{ alo] | 40. : have tried it once and found) o¢ 95 miles means a reduction elieved here to be d oneal song state 17.Im- T[LJo} aaa | You can tell with considera- they liked the euphoria--the! o¢ 5¢ per cent from the aver- guard of a much 12. Pointed 2, Anti perious OTA[O ESTA/K] |ble accuracy what will happen|dreamy feeling that they BIE) 500, gradually movin, . 14,0n 3. Assist 20, Scold Saturdsy's Answer (to someone who starts taking wonderful, gkilled people, and) 2 the two-week period Africa after aie i If JUST TOLD GRANDMA | | THAT'S NOT VERY! | YOU'RE Ria Te He SHE ¢, BBAOTOEOL?S tiptoe 4,Punctua- 21,Ocean heroin. It is a subtler matter|can gain that feeling of exalta-| wien herring eggs are PB sn: \frican states. NEXT LOCAL WATING-| [TELL HER Twat | [OF CAKE THI TIME? ly HAVE YOU ENTERED YET ? 15. Struggle tion mark: 25. Twirlas = 83, Hast with marijuana, but nonetheless'tion from a drug, not fromling on seaweeds, violent surf or NEXT LOCAL BATHING= i 16. Weight abbr. the thumbs Indian important to know about. achieving anything themselves.| torm< tire BEAUTY CONTEST / ee ees 17, En- 5. Noise- 26. Mail cereal One way of putting it is to) But I suppose that most of suns 208y gn babi} OR SO... ° r , . A > Way s _°|spawnings by up-rooting weeds ns In U.K. --| ig lee countered maker 27, Negligent grass:vam /compare it to driving a car at'them, maybe all of them, disk earrytaar sees ae leaving them Downing 6.Threadlike 29. Force 37. Network 10 : " 4 y ; ace berg 30.Dwellings 38. Ireland 0 miles an hour on a publicjply deny that using the drugion the beach. ophobic number 2 Pa 31. Sweet 40. African highway. People have done it,/can harm them. They prefer to) Atiantic coast catches in 1966° 19, Entraps *ynowledge potatoes antelope and not come to grief, but that)argue the way the 100-mile-an-| moved to 550,835,000 pounds, up | (CP)--The : - does not give them reason to|hour driver argues. from 403,972,000 in 1965 and England, a Cana- point rojfe [4 WA ie 17 [8 Yj, \say, "See, it doesn't do any| Tomorrow I'll do some docu-|319 605,000 in 1964. cean liner now en 28. Price slip 3 7, 0 4 hig to drive 100 miles an/ menting of the dangers I have real, is carrying a 24, Soak our." listed, ish teachers emi- o wth flax 17 "a A f We know that it is dangerous. | } QUEENIE inada because of 26, Couple: Y We also know what will proba-| Dear Dr. Molner: Is it neces-| suas gaia ic" conditions in 8-21 mas. abbr. iF Ais bly happen if a person contin-|sary to see a doctor about your) ntry. 28. Betrayal Y ues such reckless driving. hearing before you get a hear-| 'own, 24-year-old ofa 6 A Az Somewhat the same thing|ing aid?--Mrs. C.J er, is quoted. by BY THE WAY, I CAN'T WORK | | WOULD TO ASK és tone A, /) ../ japplies to marijuana. We can} Yes. I recommend seeing an legraph as saying eg You GET. = SATURDAY, AND I'M LOOKING | [IN FILLING IN? a POLLAR, " Se enHOn 9 20 at jee | cite individuals who havejear specialist, first to find out rtion of the 900 ine Sore ae FOR A SUBETI iq $4, Knight's wrecked their lives. We can be/exactly what type of hearing pard the liner are bs De Oe ae i ghee es Z4e4 es YAV7_'|certain that more will do so. | problem you have, and second, itish teachers. ba F| 35, Fruit Z We can find people who have|if your problem is one that can| ligrating because | 'ty tree: PI, 26 |e7 26 a) y "smoked pot" and suffered no best be helped by a hearing n claustrophobic, a > 36, Strings com detectable harm--but the factjaid, to get some advice as to} ically and men- ER 38. Jacob's 2 Y that some get away with it! what type of aid is best for you. id in a ship-to- a 4 brother oes ASG unscathed is no more an argu-| v. "Canada puts a 89. Catlike Y |ment for defending marijuana) Note to Mrs. C.L.: | more professional animal UY |than to defend speeding on the; You can stop. worrying about! ot so small-mind- 40, Famous highway. jthe meat tenderizer and your In Britain, there H pirate: 'VHar Va Y Confusion, hallucinations and|stomach. The heat of cooking} you-want-to atti- : it easth Ys 4A jother mental consequences|makes the tenderizer complete-| "1 hope you don't mind if I SS I 2 olded Ye a4 Y jresult sometimes. ly harmless to you, after it has don't speak to you... I have = bes * escutcheon / | School (and other) careers|done its job of softening al @ very suspicious wife," ; : |have been wrecked because the|meat fibers. * 4 ' '