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DONALD DUCK BLONDIE UNCLE SCROOGE COULD I BORROW FIVE BUCKS? CERTAINLY. TLL WRITE You A CHECK! a BORROW ONLY FIVE DOLLARS- NOT FIVE MILLION, jE WHO HAS iS A MIGHTY POOR CREDIT RISK! BUZ SAWYEr rosmmy | | sure vou ADORE To, MR, RITCH. JANE ARDEN t HOW WOULP YOU LIKE IT, FRED.....1F WASN'T HERE WHEN (yO GOT BACK 2 12 THE OSHAWA Times, Tuesdey, June 13, 1967 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) East dealer, . Neither side vulnerable. NORTH 14 @kKI6 $1983 AQIS 4 63 105 AQo sis @109748 10642 oQ7 his 4K88 80 KI8 @AQS OAKS 410962 The bidding: East South West North Pass 1NT Pass 3NT Opening lead--six of spades. TODA TORONTO 10:40 A.M. by | Toronto Steck Exchang Quotations In cents unle: z---Odd lot, xd--Ex-dividi rights, xw--€x-warrants. - from previous board-lot ¢ MINES Stock Sales High Lo *acad Uran 1000 4 4 Advocate 100 295 29! Agnico 400 154 = 154 Am Moly 500 16 i Ang Ruyn 300 105 105 Ansil tooo 6 4 Argosy 700 95 = 95 Armore 1200 16 Bankfield 2000 (84 § Barex 2100 36) 3 Bary Exp) 1000 2% 2% Belcher 9500 35 34 Bethim 200 645 645 BL Hawk 1000 26% 2 Brov! Reef 1500 3) 31 Brunswk 650 610 610 Cam Min a 3 je -- 6000 ° "U2? Wr? Ya Camp Chib 150 755 755 Cc Tung - let's say you have a 60% 200 195 194 CTREATP~)| [ TOTH'SARVIN' (~WANTS HIM NEAR h of making a particular lan". ee ee IT=1TS, CO/TIZENS O' WOLF ME !!=SUMPTHIN AH. contract by playing the hand in Can-fer 1000 98 98 LETTIN' ME BE %))|\ SLAND?--BUT NEVAH FELT BEFO') ; Ja certain way. Then, if you are Contain 1000 1S £%; 4 SUMPTHIN'/N o Using the ore a conscientious declarer, you Coch Will 200 1501 'STEAD O' THEM ) ME") >< Bt) cart as cover, are duty-bound to consider Comb Met 1000 16 i | FAT SLOBS/7 Ps Philand the | 1 other possible ways of playing cae te = : A E others make the hand that might offer a Con-Key 7000 84 8 & , their bid for 75%, or even a 100%, chance of ne a ee =< ' Z a ahy the contract. ¢ Mooul 1308 305 300 ; s important principle can ae elegy: 3 a et' Bs and should be aid tise and € Ne 1000 H Yt ber J again in bridge, and its per- Con Nichol 1000 14 14 eG sistent application is bound to 'Fated m0 Fd Fi ie produce a high proportion of Craigmt 150 $114 11 ei gratifying results. Daten oe iM " For example, suppose you're Dome 250 $4814 48 A sana ' declarer at three notrump on et Ae en Lege J j \ : YY pica bares vt hand. West nt Wane 1100 ts 17 . leads a spade i jant 300 875 850 a a wae ae a EE EE |. an ee ne nnn si crue ea Probably the first thing you'd Grdroy 20350 47 46 think of would be to lead the oa. ae we. 4 DE R . . el KS agli the intention Headway 100 16. 16 eh. 0 ng @ finesse. This would hae , - sive you al least a 50-50 chance tude bey 30 $03%6 43 of making the contract, and you og Na at the PONTIAC Action Cent ok re inclined to rely on the finesse. Jollet 2000 40 #0 But in the actual hand, you an cote 500 #0 +0 ' would go down one when East Kerr Add 9025 $16% 16 THE CLIFF MILLS King St. at took the ten with the king and ear" ie om on . Park Rd. returned a spade. L Dufault 365 $10% 10° ar However, if you study the Hig eee eh Fi) Vit E North-South hands somewhat Langis" 1000 3 43 | aati. eels cuits coat rly AN Ne. cl. NC. NRE Sy shire oi: a soutien Keuvirt imo ie -- = ably arrive at the conclusion Mattgmi 25 $1414 that a club finesse at trick two id nea S00 45 46 aman [7a 1| TELEVISION LOG ici wits =, AG UP CHICKIE, Z WANT YA TO : plays. It is far better to cash wer 31500 61 #9 CONCENTRATE ON LAYIN' ALLS BVER GET 4] | exuanes s-sutne 1:90 ak th Am, the A-K of dlanfonds first tn the Mutant Teo at 40 $665! 6666, EGGS, z Chennet 0--Bartte 11--Merv Griffin $--Magistrate's Court hope of finding East with the Nat Expl 2000 13'4 13) Wee J] | Ste Sterne | een |e er singleton or doubleton queen 'oe ee fe F FH Channel 6~Toronte 7--Payton Place 3-Luncheon Date In the actual case, when this N Imperal 3300 350 345 = rf Channe! 7--Buttale 3-6-12--The Baron 2-4--Hollywood Sauares hope matured, you would then "i hale wa A Channel 8--Rochester bugis" P.M, PE ies NOON finesse the nine of diamonds Nick Rim 2100 14% a | { psa Papisien ly yor Reports 9--Toronto Today and thus produce nine tricks ele gg we 4 4 = i -- Bagi a baa tai a Spencieen._ Bate ses with a. minimum of risk. Northgat 1100 #5 490 RY 3-6-12--News Magazine 3--Popeye and Pals Of course, if the queen did Nett me ink See F Toe, 3-4--Jeopardy not appear on the A-K of dia- eee eco me | Tamera eve [inane ies oe, | cies ema try the' club finesse, but now, Perm, iS 5.00 P.M, 3-12--News; We ry the club finesse, but now, yohtag 8 oramily. Theatre evewonet er -- if the finesse lost, you would been We yiaperman pay Sioheach te Tansee at least be able to say that you Bick Crow 1300 29 20 Zopllohway" Patra yiliiere Werte Mare Gritin had given yourself two chances ie ai cae oe S--Littlest. Hobe ee pee et 1: P.M. to make the hand instead of Pow Rov £100 467. 67 5190 PM, sell ine so eee Lia one. QMatia 82150 62 153, Patties 7--Movie 1:00 PM. Rayrock 100 131 it jates Wavy 4--Las Vegas 1i--Marriage Confidential Rio Algom 1825 $37%4 36! eo 2-4--Johnny Carson jovie s Ld Rio Alg @ Ww 210 $24 = 23! \usic Hop 8--Dialing for Dollars, g-lprede 11.38 ©.M, Virginie. Graham ill Rebuild 'oman 10165 $2314 22) 2-01 Lands and Seas | 3-Pierre Berton 1-Fugitve ee ee a Mi. : \. uncheon Date a jiswe wade 1s PM. S-Meet The Millers Snerrin "ans ats ato 1--Movie 12--Movie iovie $il Eureka 500 135 130 é--Reach for the Top Movie 1:30 PM, H dro lane Silvrfids 1100 425 425 one Sports, 12:00 A.M. N--Movie Silvmq 31. 30 leather lil--Mystery Theatre eters Mateo bel Stanres 150 350380 12-Girt rom" UNCLE WEDNESDAY a--Matches and Mstes TAMPA, Fla. (AP) -- Two Steep R100 848 S45 eH daa 8:00 A.M. 'ten' Tin drivers have died at the wheel Heo Corp 810 as a0 Weather) Sports Resale Purgh aba SSuapieee ante: of Miss Budweiser in t ; Texment" 1400 |80 0 $-2--Huntley, Brinkley 9.90 A.M. 4-6--Password i sta at be Un Keno = 2100 610 10 p Barend N--Albert J. Steed Gace oF Oar -Lives of unlimited hydroplane racing Utd Porc 1000 7 7 leak 9--University of The Air 3:38 PM, but the boat will be rebuilt and wee ae ee --My Favorite Martian i Glin ke olians: Ug sha bgy race again. Wineta i000 % is F-Trep Virginia Graham ac igh ele aad "T think Bill Brow would have a eee ee oe wanted it that way." said the OILS, GAS 2 -- owner, Bernie le Oo GREAT. NOW eee a tates tocrosefire cance ig Tampa. We're going to be pro- Amtedve 1500 "18 is TRAFFIC TO GET TO 'OMCH ME siege wala fonda, and, usta fessionals about it.' Chee aso me BO Li er' SOME LOCAL DUMP! pation Boris, anor | reir Leste aera weit, | YOUR HEALTH wan fidiag the thandering hy. Homertt "20 ints 7.0 P.M, scUncle Sooty 3-612--Take 30 }|droplane across Tampa Bay can nt 1m CLA r=) eee, age Gloria Ne oe Sunday at more than 150 miles Can Tricnt 222 $10 1 = Joon won We att? Naagina Dispositi an hout---out in front, a8 usual a eae -Dangerman Viced Rion fine 'iciarees agging ISpOSs! on The boat roared into the Chieftan D 100 625 625 %--Candid Camera es RO Pladilent a Pe smooth backstretch and appar- Beare ay le en | Aeeieetnims | He elt | Probl oaily hit a awell, « waka roiling Seah te ae, i Superman Show ck from one ol moor r reine Wav Pee Ms a: 1--Morning Time. lao ell eeper rob ems spectator boats, or something in fm Helivm 480 308" 298 34-12-Red Skelton Piri dy eT aga 11--Super Comics. the wager. No one is certain. NC 'Oils 1500 400 490 hiwek 7---Dateline: Hollywood bl jkeve Lucy. By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD Three tons of boat, engine and Nornec wt m0 a8 75 VW--Laredo +-Beverly _fiitpities Fo pare man tipped up on its right side Permo 1000 2121 cheaters. V--Mike Douglas ofteret, Storm Dear Dr. Molner: My wife isja fair idea of your wife's nor- and disappeared in a wall of Place @ Wo 21S 218 = A Red Skelton $--Frectured Phrases Barnet going through her change of/mal reaction to things, and if white water. Ponder 1150 40 40 Woh Dany Prados rioted by King P ° Pend! Post 114--Wosdy Wortipecker life. She is 47. Would this have|she has changed from a pleas- A coast guard helicopter emir ten foe as AND DON'T BE SO 412 ean expe | oaubarmareet, smeew |S Mevie anything to do with her unus-jant, easy-going person into a pulled Brow from the water. He Scurry Rn 875 $26%% 261 mony IMPATIENT | 7-4--Movle 3-89: Allen Time saMeN eng John siver {UaL, irritable, nagging disposi-|chronic nag, you'd _probably| "36 unconscious and was given Woe ae ee ae | eee tion? No matter how much I do|better look deeper than just|™0Uth-to-mouth resuscitation as U conte w 1200 135 138 2 CR Ossw ORD a cul she aver ag fault.| menopause to explain it. ote tage cond Henge a to hos- W Decalte 250 250 250 's beginning to make me a le died, : = pene ine ® ba Is this to be BR Meggan Bese a r om oar ger be vs od a Nong INDUSTRIAI : . Bon 5 expected? We have been mar- ' as chumacher o' Abitibi 1365 $10 «10 b . Amore oe i eaaka RPASMERORER | ried 25 years.--C.M. patios go ggg Pee Seattle driving Miss Bardahl. poe 1s ae = 5. Tab 4. City trains 22, Epochs PRCEMAGCREEI! | Well, friend, neither you nor/probably is something deeper te te arene aE Aen 1 go on Hr} 9. Fray 5. Highty 25.Mono- ii ralicle as |1 Can know exactly what change| involved. oe oe Reach. 100 59% 7 = 10. Caravan 6. Cripple gram of life (menopause) is like, be- Ang CT 4s 25 $382 38! stops 7.Kindoffiu 4 of "The cause we're men. "| Dear Dr. Molner: I have been| _ SOVIETS WIN CROWN ie h es King of It is a difficult time in a wom-|under the impression that but-/ MONTEVIDEO, Uruguay Argus B pr 40 $45 45 Swing" [a] an's life. She knows it is the end|ter is not fat in the sense that,|(Reuters) -- The Soviet Union a faa ge 26, Native of her chance to become aj/for instance, suet or other meat| Sunday night won its first world Bank NS 300 $i4va 14! -. mother. She knows she is at/fat is, since butter is derived|amateur basketball crown by Bell Phne 1921 $3005 $08 27.6. le a oh awe that time of life called middle/from milk and cream. Simi-|beating Yugoslavia 71-59. The aw Vow ona 1B lad berry fed age. She encounters (in vary-jlarly, margarine is derived|Soviet victory came after Bra- el a mmf Mg 20, Pertof 36. Flower ing degrees) discomforts such|from various vegetable oils. zil wrecked United States cham- rezien ty} $12% atts "to be" 37, Ship's stem |25 hot flashes" and jitters.) I infer from your column that)Pionship hopes with an 80-71 up- A Constr, 300 Seva 6 20, Motlusk 30, Abetract |Sometimes she is taking on/both, in the finished product, set of the Americans Sunday C Forest 230 $1904 19) genus Jaw weight and losing her figure.jare fat in their effect. -- night. The U.S., U.S.S.R. and C Sugar 125 $362 36 $1. Depart 40. White yam |She is afraid that she is "'losing| J. W. H. Yugoslavia had gone into the LT her femininity"--although that} There are three sources of|final night of play with identical BCPh tap 15 $84 84 is not true. Still, she knows|fat: animal meats, dairy prod-|records of four wins and one Br Intl Fin 540 185 185 she's not the dewy - eyedjucts, and vegetable oils. loss each in the seven-team €D° suse jo on 7 , h in uger = 150 $2323 " charmer she was 20 years ear-| Butter from dairy sources round-robin finals. Can Cem 25 $41 41 Tz lier. and margarine from vegetable SMA ot Hea ee Of course we mere males getjoils are rated at 81 per cent SALLY'S CSL pr 35% 53 r 4 older and lose our figures, and|fat content. SALLIES con ro 2150 $72 73 Y sometimes our hair, and realize} Lard is 100 per cent fat. Salt cB Aor R 100 Hr 63 ry 7, 5 that we aren't the prince|pork fat has an 85 per cent fat CB ALA Ww 1315 190 170 charn.ings that we used to be,|content. SONS da os ue oe either, But it doesn't come on| The chemistry may vary a bit C imp Bnk 604 $66 66) fi W774 \with an abrupt change in our|but they all are fat from: the Se Gtte om Sie in ZG 2s [26 127 physiology. We don't have the|nutritional standpoint. 100 $22% 224 Y, flashes. We rarely find our : oe 50) sou 70" 28 2 physical rhythms disrupted. Dear Dr. Molner: Should I Chat-Gal 100 $10% 10% nw 33 V7 754 INTENSITY VARIES a, fe pegs gd po cotumsi "% : 'ea , Columbi p 150 $18 18 Ye, pope iy te gine in er inten-|for stomach ulcer and also am Cominco 290 $324 32 n man to an- i ae sa gore E L GY other. A few escape with little "9 id A nent yan Sa gl 3 oti ie --/ ---- some have a lot, most] jt wouldn't affect your heart. pall smi edie ib ave enough discomfort toj1f you have no further stom- Crow Nest 100 $19%4 19) & Ob make them edgy and annoyed!ach trouble, small amounts eeenipee sgaee vide Hedi Y a5 with the whole business. shouldn't harm you; but if you} LP lesnta oe Dome Pete 800 $5070 38 But it doesn't cause a com-|are having any stomach dis-| "This medicine can't be any AA adel et ag on plete ch in disposition. tress I would avoid pepper as 00d; it almost tastes Dom Glass et ite itv After 25 years you must have! well as other strong spices, : pleasant." aang me ea . Somer 0 ise 4 a. y