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IF YOU VALUE THE US DOWN! | aoe LIFE..GET LIMITED FIRE,, UNLESSICAN 18 THE OSHAWA TIMES, Saturday, April 1, 1967 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) South dealer. Both sides vulnerable. NORTH @ATO84 @KQ3 $1065 mAS WEST 462 @K753 9985 910742 @AIT4 $293 &Q983 &J2 SOUTH 4210 @AIEB oK82 &K10764 The bidding: South West North East 1h Pass 1@ Pass INT Pass 3NT Opening lead - nine of hearts, Good defensive play is mostly a matter of good technique, but there are hands where the out- come is determined largely by what amounts to psychological warfare between the declarer | |and the defense. Here is such a case. West led a heart against three no- trump. Had he led a diamond declarer would have made the contract with ease. | South won with the jack, led the queen of spades which won, and then the ten of spades which lost. Back came the queen of diamonds, a somewhat un- usual play because, with three |cards headed by only one honor, |more customary lead is a low card. But East's play was made with Machiavellian cunning and malice a forethought. He as- sumed that the contract could not be beaten unless his partner had the A-J of diamonds. To |lead low would be ineffective |since declarer, holding the king, would undoubtedly follow low and thus make the contract. East reasoned that the only by pretending he had led the queen from a Q-J combination would he have a chance of de- feating the contract. If declarer read East for both honors, he would naturally duck the queen to insure a daimond stopper, CROSSWORD since dummy had the all-import- tant ten. ACROSS 2. Be 23, Place Declarer sweated and strain- 1. Spill over 3. Baking 24. Male ed, but finally decided not to 5. Good chamber adult duck, which would have been friend -4,Through ---26, Kind with the ace - and promptly re- 9. Renounce 5. Colum- of turned a low diamond. 10. Trite bium: sym, meat He also was anxious to con- 12, Young 6. Robust 27, Fisher- vince declarer that East had mi poo bene -sgebal : pd Pep South was thus con- . lan wardly aske ronted with another tough pro- river 8. The 28,Bivalve [IE blem to solve. To play the ten 15. Level praying 29. Point = |from dummy could prove dis- 16. Defrauds -- of Yesterday's Amewer |astrous if it turned out that 18, 3.1416 9. Cries a . 19.Cardgame '11, Endures tooth 36. Soon a gy ssn shouatt 20. Perch 13. Flat- 30, Syrup 37.Diminish [ooh - Taehaea ts 21, Yellowish bottomed prepared 38. Taverns outh, once he con the 24, Fail to hit boat with 41. Scientist's |Jack to East, was that West had 25. Cereal 17. Exclamae almonds workroom: |the nine, in which case playing grain tion 31. Birds' abbr. low from dummy was absolutely 26, Man's 19. Fate homes 43, Negative essential. When he finally did nickname 22,Desolate --_33. Alongside reply Play low, East won with the 27, Europ nine, rteurned a diamond, and rabbit 1 j2 fs [4 7 18 declarer went down one. 29. Valley < 4 os ; 32. Liquor 0 t 33, Levantine Ly SALLY'S SALLIES boat 12 B ye 34. Music note ed YA, 35. Literary is V//\\6 |I7 Y oe (7) L ti i) 19 20 37. Fash GY, Y, L able hair Bi 22 23 GS . yieeee WAV Y a WY 3 yg ee 2 Y, LAL = (ei for boys e7 lee Gia eee 4 Keone 40. Venus, iat PL for one 32, Gita YG bad Y | 42, Fruit 4 ALLL 7 44. O'Neill and 35 Ey Y, 37 138 Tolstoi = heroines 39 Cia bap igor pe a 43 4 ia : 46, Finest 4 "As soon as you took your hat DOWN 4s Cia Y off, I knew you were 1, Sage genus 4 hs the father." pio Bh Nixon Worries Dryness In Car Back - Bencher . TORONTO (CP) -- Premier Sinus Problem Robarts was advised by one of By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD Dear Dr. Molner: Your col- umn has been very helpful to me. Now may I share a sug- gestion? I noticed that my sinus prob- lems were greatest when I was spending a great deal of time driving. I finally noted that the heater and fan were operating with the windows all tightly closed. The excess air had no place to go so it became compressed and irritated the sinuses. Does this make sense? Since then I have always made sure that a vent is open and I have had no more sinus problems. --MRS. C.Cc. Thank you for your helpful suggestion but I strongly sus- pect that the reason for its suc- cess is a bit different. I cannot 2-8--Doctors 3.00 P.M. 9--Words and Musie 7--General Hospital 4--To Tell The Truth 3-6-12--Take 30 2-8--Another World 3.25 P.M. 4--News 3.30 P.M. 11--Marriage Confidential 9--It's Your Move 7--Superman Show 3-4-6-12---Edge of Night 2-4--You Don't Say 4:00 P.M, 11---Super Comics 9--1 Love Lucy 3-6-12--Communicate 2--Mike Douglas 8&--Match Game 4--Secret Storm 4:30 P. 1--Fireball XLS" agree that air in the car could become compressed to a degree that would make any difference. However, hot, dry air, forced by the fan, can create a dry- ness of the nasal membranes that can be decidedly irritating. Thus keeping a vent open can It also prevents icing of win- dows and windshield, or fogging which can occur in humid weather. And while I'm on the subject of safety--how about your seat belt? Do you use it every time you drive? his back - benchers Thursday night to call an election soon, before Opposition Leader Rob- ert Nixon gets any more atten- tion. Leonard Reilly, Progressive Conservative member for Eg- linton, said: "I see no advan- tage in giving Mr. Nixon an opportunity for further expos- ure. Hit him early before he gets too much." Dear Dr. Molner: I am 76, broke my hip six years ago, and always carry a cane. Which side should I carry it on? I now carry it on the left, although it was the right hip that was bro- ken.--MISS A.G. I gather that someone is try- ing to tell you that there's a right side and wrong side. Well, there isn't. Carry the cane on the side that gives you the most support and sense of security and balance. Dear Dr. Molner: Does choco- late milk have the same nutri- tion as white milk? What is the difference if any? I am 12.-- M.T. No difference except that the chocolate adds a few calories. make a world of difference, as it did in your case. I am sure others will benefit. There are other reasons, sometimes more urgent, for see- ing that a cowl or other vent is open, down a bit. It is a safeguard against a leaky exhaust which can fill a car with a dangerous or the windows rolled 9--Mov; 8--Y. Bear 4--Mogie +1 Ing's Outlaw amount of carbon monoxide be- fore you know it. POP GOES NOB LONDON. (CP)--Pop singer Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones surprised fans and ele- gant audiences alike by joining the exclusive Friends of Covent Garden Opera House. 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