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NORTH @AQ2 @xkK OQ5482 SAQES WEST EAST @KI865 ry) 951053 998762 eae 310987 10742 Per) SOUTH 910748 PAQEt @AKE6 &K96 The bidding: West North East South Pass 16 Pass 3NT Opening lead -- three of Hearts, This hand oecurred in the trials played in Miami Beach in 1963 to determine the Ameri- can Team for the forthcoming world championship. The final contract at five tables was six notrump. In each case the declarer made twelve tricks with the aid of a squeeze One pair arrived at six ais monds and went down one be- cause the diamonds were divided 5-0. Another pair arrived at seven diamonds, which would normally have a fair chance of quccess, but failed in the actual case by two tricks. 10 CHANNELS *PERFECT RECEPTION ENJOY THE BEST IN TV INSTALL =(>-C)C}3(5--=(0( FOR '67 Oshawa "OC}CMEG=--=6e2- Limited NO ANTENNA There's More To See With Cable TV {EAST MALL), .723-5278 KING ST.E. MICKEY MOUSE NEXT TIME S'LL MALL IT TOWERS! 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Relative /. 44, Roman 25 |26 [27 28 official 45.Coupled 29 GY 30 / Y Y nf 5 + 46. Dips out a WY cf Ss DOWN we i. Argot YY Y, 36 137 Y 38 2. Work ALL be 3. Angry 39 140 Y 1142 4. Encoun. tered 43 Y 44 3. Common -- om suffix + Y Y bad 6. Prodded It HUBERT DOOLEY, WE RAN YOUR FIGURES THROUGH THE COMPUTER, ANP YOURE OFF 3 DECIMAL POINTS! YOURE WRONG, I TELL YOU! YOURE YOUR HEALTH Dear Dr. Moiner: When diet- ing, is it necessary to eliminate salt from your foods?--P, T. Not unless you mean a low-salt diet, If you mean a diet to lose weight, then eliminating salt may mean that less water will accumulate in your body, so you lose a little apparent weight. Yet a healthy body needs salt, so after a time you get back to normal salt intake, and promptly you return to a normal water level -- and the '"'lost" pounds come right back. Many "crash!' diets tell you not to eat salt, but that is be- cause the people who make up these diets want to show that you can "lose" a number of pounds in a few days. It makes it look as though the diet were more effective than it really is. A low-salt diet is quite another matter. It is used when an ill- ness of some sort causes the body to retain too much water. Such ailments as heart disease, kidney or liver disorders are typical of conditions calling for limiting your salt. For a healthy person, whether trying to lose weight or not, salt restriction is neither necessary nor good for you. { Dear Dr. Molner: Would high blood pressure cause temper tantrums in a man of 78, or do the tantrums: cause the high blood pressure? Should such a man be allowed to drive a car? He is also very hard of hearing. --I. R. The emotional upsets--the tan- trums -- undoubtedly raise his blood pressure. Whether con- tinued high blood pressure has Body Needs Salt To Keep Healthy By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD driving, but his doctor should be able to help. Dear Dr. Molner: I am almost deaf. Two years ago I was sent to an ear specialist. He said an operation would restore most of my hearing. I was going ahead but my relatives scared me out. of it. I am grown and have decided to have it done against their wishes, but if it didn't turn out successfully I would never hear the end of it. What do you think?--B. Surgery helps some, can't help others--but specialists can tell with accuracy which is ha So what are you waiting 'or? Dear Dr. Molner: Will a tea! spoon of olive oil taken after meals digest as food or might it remain as oil and enter the bloodstream? I have taken it to help heal an ulcer but was warned against it--J. M. . The oil will be digested. Note to Mrs. E. R.: What you do not mention, or do not seem to know, is that by surgery (Vasectomy) on the male, preg- nancy can be prevented and that a great deal of work is being done already on medica- tion for men, a "male birth control pill.' It is not yet ready for use, but considerable prog- ress has been reported. FLY INTO LONDON LONDON (CP)--British Euro- pean Airways and four other airlines are to open a helicopter landing platform on the River Thames between Blackfriars caused some brain damage tantrums is hard to say. which might contribute "to the|ters and Waterloo bridges. Helicop- will take "passengers 'di- rectly to London airport, 15 I can't answer the bit aboutimiles away. The play in six notrump gen- erally started with a heart lead, won in dummy with the king. A low diamond to the ace re- vealesl the diamond eituation and placed the contract in dis- tinct jeopardy. Declarer played a spade te the queen. When !t held the trick, he was halfway home. The contract was not yet certain, but the prospect of a suiccessfu) |squeeze for the twelfth trick looked very good at this point, for squeezes -- that declarer should be in a position where he has all the remaining tricks jexcept one--south now returned the deuce of spades, deliberately giving up a trick in order to rectify the count. West won and exited with a spade te produce this position: North Q548 SAQES West @x 8 93105 $31098 10742 ois @10 VAQ @xK6 HKG When declarer now cashed the Q-K of diamonds and the "}A-Q of hearts, West found it impossible to keep all four clubs and the king of spades. SALLY'S SALLIES "This used to belong toa wom- an who changed her mind." AGREE ON MERGER Charles C. Tillinghast, pres- ident of Trans World Airlines, and Conrad N. 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