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THE OSHAWA TIMES, Saturday, January 14, 1967 BRIDGE | By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) SHOULON'T We 'W HANG THE MINES? FULL PROCEED WITH | SPEED AHEAD! We'VE GOT CAUTION) SIR? AM TO REACH OPEN WATER. ANOTHER MINE! NUMBER ONE BOAT 1S HIT, SIR. South dealer. East-West vulnerable. DONALD DUCK NORTH. Sq108s 542 (THE SERGEANT ?| 33 1064 . OF COURSE NOT! ci WeoR BNC 4 47109843 OF BOYS, ' me es | 4 H : =f WE'VE GOT TO GET A DIFFERENT SALES GIMMICK! IF YOU CARRY IT SHALL SEE YoU rs AT THE A FISH IN YOUR CAMP, PRETTY fi | + PocKker, HEe'LL FOLLOW SEND OUT CHICO TO TAKE OVER GUARD DUTY.....MY TIME WAP UP AN HOUR AGO, HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED BUYING A PELICAN FOR A PET? | BLONDIE JANE ARDEN Opening lead--king of spades. is hand occurred in a rub b ridge game. The outcome was extraordinary, since declar- er succeeded in making six clubs doubled with less than half the high cards in the deck. | South made a light opening bid of a club and West doubled. Eventually South became de- clarer on the bidding shown and West led the king of spades. Declarer ruffed in dummy and played a club to the ace. He then led the ace and another heart, finessing the ten after West had followed low. This play paid off exceptionally well when South was able to discard all his diamonds on the K-Q-8 ts of hearts as West helplessly ®°PERFECT RECEPTION ® NO ANTENNA followed suit. The only. trick ENJOY THE BEST IN TV et INSTALL A3C¥CX3-G=--=tpt FOR '67 1S YO'HINTIN' AT SUMPTHIN' THAT'LL MAKE ME FOORIOUS ? SHORE AM, BUT AH BETTER NOT TELL YO; UNTIL AH FINISHES THIS-SMACKF-- DINNERS? Nien OBR once OUEST CALL Y sie ae. " FORMER'! CE FOR A BELIEVABLE "ACCIDENT"! SECRET AGENT X9 LI'L ABNER © 1207 te Sires Brmtirete Co Da, Bere Rarets Pe ae bearer 10 CHANNELS come, since the opponents had succeeded in making a slam despite his two aces and a vul- nerable takeout double by his partner. Nor did he fail to point out that West could have de- feated the contract by leading a diamond originally, instead of a 600 KING ST.E. z . e ° spade. Oshawa =OOCMEME-B==to% Limited There's More To See | (EAST MALL), .723-5278 act bul 4 cass ob des a With Cabie TV contending --thatWest should have led a diamond. West might have reasoned that dummy CROSSWORD would come down with a void in I E LEVI IO spades, as well as length in hearts and clubs, and that the Chane! 12--P 4-Lamp Unto My Feet 11:20. P.M. pean eee ee proper suit to attack was there- Channe) 11--Hamiltea 8--Faith For To-Day 4-Skling with Stein 1, Crude 45. Wearied " EIL| fore diamonds. In all fairness, peepee edn oe 11:30 PAM. shelter aan, Pe (AIL however, this reasoning and the Channel Buffalo athe Answer N--Open Mind €. Snake Veer 50 Finn. fie lead were much easier to find Channel 6--Toronto 4--Movie 11, Nether- battle . Fina! i h th Channel ¢--Buttalo 10:30 A.M. 3--Movie lands' city 2,Capital: 22. Stupefy after seeing the dummy than Channel 3--Barrie $--Cartoon Playhouse | 28--Vohnny Carson (with "The") | Cuba 23. Basque- te before it. Channe: 2--Buttale 8--This Is The Life 11.38 P.M. 3. Eage like The real hero of the hand was 4--Look up and Live 12. With might . Eager i oS scion Movie 13-Export of 4. Mongrels cap South. He had to finesse the ten SATURDAY EVE. 3-Spectrum 11.40 P.M. Africa 5. Part of a 24. God P of hearts to make the hand, and 12--Alfred Hitchock i 5.00 P.M, < | ¢--insight 14, Article of Yck of . he proved himself equal to the bpm 4 Word, * Sports| eer oskay "§ | es food 6. vatural plea- Wosterkay's ABewer | tack, Bet the Chane | SRucational TV 15. Loiters shelters sure ; Declarer reasoned that West Y Scheer TauNe Soe | mE a 16. Wager 7.Leaveout 26. Man's 33. pooh eave was likely to have four hearts 2--Buffalo Jambi j "i oid A 8. fa name employ' nd j Wu 7 a oe ee... 4--Captain Kangaroo 17. aa mt ey 7 aetaechcins 36. Flock ee et open i 1--Flipper ash ball Vice AR PIM gn tc abbr, 9. Term in 28.Leapofa 37. Aureola M : 1 South knew he could not make +e1t-See bute 1:90 AM. 9--Romper Room 18, Ahead horsesh~=g horse ee ie ean ae th ts di 2-Let's Go fo the Races | %--Wish You were Here 9.00 A.M, 19. Man's 10, Gide and 30, Barren tree he slam if the hearts were di- 7--Discovery '67 iiobits Paaae" ickn: others 31, Squealed, 40.Man'sname |vided 3-3, and he therefore 4:00 P.M, @Adventures in Para-) 'tittle People po agree y = i 41, Public credited West with four of them \t--Littlest Hobo dise eanie Tire 0. Sheltered i Golfing ae en te : to th : ; , 9--Thunderbirds 2-Youth Searches RoRbania Prudden side hazards former vehicle 0 the rin erg oe was no r &12--Land of Ours 12:00 NOON 1235Ed Allen Time 21, Hurry TEA TIE Te] «| suze, shot, but the percentages 4--News; weather sports | 12--God Is the Answer ss 24, Forbids WY eavily favored it. 3--Lost In Space 9--Itallan Album 9.0 A.M, 25. Motion 4 2--Death Valley Days &Glorla ict ; it ZY 12 0:30 P.M. &--Cote de Quebec 4--Love of Life pictures: Y . ied ork RO 3-4--News, Weather 3-6-11-12--Onfarlo collog. 4 ourt @arin aHeckey oe 2--Sum and Substance ols 27. Film on he Gi } 9--Flintstones N--Funny Company 2--Jack La Lanne "stagnant Y 'a Y 7 4 7--Movie 12:15 P.M, 1S 8--Movi ' 10.00 A.M, pool | é--Sounds "67 Sitting word' 2°") Nea Allen Time || 99, Christian WT, ie Y Li et for Drien | She re ee 12:30 P.M. 8-2--Reach for the Stars festival V4, Vs TORONTO (CP) -- Joseph i 11--Father Meehan 4--Candid Camera 32, Largecask [77 22 123 77,24 Benoit Brien, president of the | $-Jackie Giessen FoAee Seopa 10.30 A.M, ioe ane V7, bankrupt Prudential Finance | 4-Round Table Castner | \1--Morning Time 33. Scotch YG 26 YG Corp. 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I have 3-6--Hockey + awivned come 4--Dick Van Dyke pjinterim receiver. 100M, scious Seve | 11--Great Music ox A 12.00 NOON 4-Mission: Impossible | 9 fia ay Gartaons SALLY'S SALLIES 2-8--Movie IBA sTToronto Today h ange n out 8 MM, 7--Movi Jeopardy 7---Hollywood. Patace o12--Take 30 7--Movie 10:00 P.M. feet Bowl Preview Ena oe oe -- : ba N--Let's Sing Out ee Sports i' mn 9 3:00 P.M. oP d Pal poc. iJ - Rep og 3-6-12--Nature of Things il a nl ni Ny on ra s 3-6-12--In Person -- coat | 12--Movle ois ey PM Past breGame show _ | it's A Match By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD pe ane Pr ery A oy DRT dcSearch tor Tomesny | Dear Dr. Molner: What is been told that besides flickering | ai se Seal 2-3-4-6-6-12 -- AFL - NFL| 2--Merv Griffin hypochondria? My sister says Ifon a person's eyes, they also a> erect ree Championships 1.00 P.M. have it because I go to the doc-|use up all the oxygen in a Peri gee ict Soong oer tor when I have pains. If I have |closed room.--N.W. : = 4--News pcDenal Bootie ®Dialing for Dollars | it, what causes it and can it be| No to both. Candles burn with pel a SOs 100 PM. Girl Talk cured?--Mrs. N.S. a steady flame and flicker only Sports : (Tarzan : ES ranchian els Hypochondria is excessive be-|if there is a breeze--and a 11.20 P.M. 7--Dating Game 4--Meet the Millers lief that one has some illness or |breeze means that there is 8--News, weather, sports 5. P.M. 3--Movie other. In extreme cases it be-|some circulation of air. oN OI, OE ae 1.30 PM. comes a matter of emotional ill-| It is rare for any room to be SO TO KEEP FROM «HE PUTA PORTABLE TV ON 11.25 P.M. 8--Let's Make a Deal ness and requires psychiatric|so air-tight that the oxygen "Well, one of us has to buy MISSING ANY WHEN LITTLE LEROY'S STROLLER" 4Skling with Stein caat Tenia 44--Ae the World "Turns | -eatment. would be used up. Even if you another hat!" Wit MY BABY ons lage 7--News, weet sVoyage ' 2.00 P.M. It is much more common injhad such a tight room, you BROTHER... Sports . 7:00 P.M, Rar hc ont smaller degree, though, andjcouldn't blame shortage of oxy-| _ NS 4+Movie i}-Walt Disney 24--Days of Our Lives |many folks are labelled hypo-|gen on the candles. Think how hil cide is to ask your ten UM 7--Voyage 2.30 P.M. chondriacs because they are a/much is used up just by a per-|regular physician to refer you Movie Baa ARE NEL Pont! ltpCelenders bit more than averagely wor-|son's breathing! : nd a agree = qualifica- 3---Wovie Game show Tbr Oe ried about health. They go rac-| Dear Dr. Molner: Three|tions he already knows. 11:40 Pom, 7:0 PM. | $-Coronation street ing to the doctor with small|months ago our es ga ~ -- My gard is 12--Movi inkletter's Party i i " i Ww ni enstruates on our 6 Fay eee Se ie gail Hebe aches or pains or ped symp-}son Fecg ; nll : or ion ea ee ek 3-6-12--Flashback toms which other folks would/his face and sustaine year. t sunday 2-8--Walt Disney iomartiine ebidasel ignore. pe agg burn. rad a was 0 akingagr nad bt g0 be 8:00 P.M. 9--Words and Music I suppose that for every hypo-|badly scarred. at results » Please tell me wha 7:30 A.M. shee a ' , : ha oe 'Stara ok tees N--Movie re Genes! Hospital chondriac there is another per-| should we pret from a Le gooed pa Pig rc what to do for KUHN: EI4 2--Agriculture, U.S.A. 3-4-6-12--Ed Sullivan 3-6-12--Take 30 son who is just the opposite, and|surgeon? Should we consult one |it. firs. L.Z. ; 8:00 A.M. Show 28--Another World puts off going to the doctor'now or when he is older? How Erratic menses earlier in the N--Secred Heart 8:30 P.M. 2.25 P.M. when he really should go may we check the qualifications|teens are common, but at 17 I WAS "/ IM SURE THERES | | WHY DON'T YOUGO dalla phe' placate pe Bream of Jeannie 4-News -, If you continue to find thejof a plastic surgeon?--Mrs. most girls have settled down. TORRE A NOTHING TO WORRY | HOME AND READ Your 4--Word of Lite a on doctor telling you that there's|W.S. An endocrine gland problem Meg psp NEWSPAPER AND HAVE Sere ete ee Farmer's Dau i w with you,| I'd consult a plastic surgeon|could easily be involved: the MY G 9--Peyton Place 11--Farmer's Daughter .jnothing really wrong you, p y ba A SMOKE AND RELAX? 8.30 A.M. 7--Movie Trl Vaue Move then it's time to suspect your-|now. If he chooses to delay, that/only answer is that the sirl Ba ei ely nee ae 446-2-Eage of Night [Self of thinking about yourself|is easily arranged. He can esti-|must see a physician to deter- " Soruny corpeny Seite Wak 24--You Don't Say too much--and worrying. mate the prokatte results after mine wpeier abe has a al y Compa M. ifti i he child. ular problem. She might t 9--W-5 4:00 P.M. Shifting your interest tojhe sees th ' g en iccathadiat ety 4--Candid Camere N--Super Comics making other people happy in-| The basic method of checking be referred to an endocrinolo- conn LS rl pertain eee stead of worrying that some-|the qualifications of any special-|gist. : 7--King Kong 2--Mike Douglas thing awful is happening to you|ist--surgeon or other--is to find) Note to Mrs. L.F.: I. fully ae fa 2--Porky Pig i_Daleine's Doty pe cil dled is about as close as I can come |dut whether he is "board ceifii-|agree with what you were told ic italien seal peed leet A ted to telling you what to do about/fied," meaning that he has had|at Mayo Clinic--routine douch- 7--Beany and Cecil 11:00 P.M ' BOR Miva it. |the required training and passed|ing is not necessary when you f ee OE up Pe Oe | scuevie. Dear Dr. Molner: Are lightedjan examination by experts in/are in good health. Medicated oak fit A ve i eid candles on the dinner table for|his specialty. douches may be prescribed for But as I have said before, the 'some ailments, however,