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Friday, Getobor 28, 1966. 95> THE OSHAWA TIM BRIDGE By B, JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Master's Individual Championship Play) T7TWERE I$ NO OTHER PLACE 1 CAN THINK 7O HIDE YOU, MIBEL. PLEASE, INSIDE () THIS: MAKESHIFT COFFIN QUIZ eis ty You have the follo: hand, neither side Pome } 1, Your partner bids One No: trump and your right-hand i ponent bids Two Hearts. W: - Ry aig bid now? sales « YOU COULOVE BOUGHT WELL, IF f HAD BTocKEo UP | 0 ' 4 : THIS LOAF OF BREAD IN 1039, IT WOULD VE 'PONT THERE 'QW New S THi ER AG : Pe ny on sear he FOR A OIME IN | OMBON ke ; ano ath Ag 1G ome ONC Mat Two Clubs. Your partner DouB THOMSON' PAY A TODA: ie '< 4 bids Two ides. What > Sania J) | Ry SRA) | Ss fia A ees Wits] |v mt © King Festurse Syndicate lnc. 1966. World rights reverved. 3. Your ri bids Three . After passes, your partner doubles, What would you bid now? «+ 4. Your partner bids Spade to which you Two Clubs. Your partner' then bids 'Two Notrump, What would you bid now? wv a AA = 1, Three notrump, You 'can't be sure that this is the best final. couuact, wur ue GuUD, ie vor three notrump. Most : ers be 2 treat pain it bla and Bour THAT N |er two hearts as a lim' item" Cantbe hua { / : ¥ not forcing, and it would there- PERSPECTIVE ON j/ ie \ Wes [fore be unwise to run the risk | mq jof partner's passing opposite a THE BIG PICTURE" ) ff i ng y hand likely to produce three no- . is trump. a Partner is almost certain to have at least one heart stopper, and once this is granted, the best chance of game lies in no- trump. Five clubs could be bet- ter than three notrump, but there is no practical way of reaching that contract without jeopardizing the notrump game. 2. Four shades, You have only 9 points in high cards, but game in nevertheless probable in the light of partner's rebid in y spades (showing at least five PERFECT RECEPTION 10 CHANNELS NO ANTENNA spades) and the value of your ' singleton heart. To bid only three spades in the hope that partner will go on is too pessi- mistic a view to take. You shouldn't expect partner to lose four tricks. ' 3.Five clubs. You can't af- ford to bid only four clubs be- 600 KING STREET E. (IN THE EAST MALL) DIAL 723-5278 Poor tel ag Bw fen 9 There's More To See much weaker hand. The best 5 ee RM a es With Cable TV vy jemgiag 1 ie cones wes j about represents your mercy' s've )( 3 THOUGHT YoU You're Webb... WHAT N BVERYTHING. TELEVISION LO : HUBERT If partner passes, we will GAINED GAI? You WERE } RIGHT. D/D WAVE YOU OBEN INCLUPING MY WORDS, ol probably make five clubs; if he THREE POUNDS! _) GOIN' ON A OIET: GAY THAT. BATIN # Channe! 11--Hamitten 9:20 PLM, 11:38 AM. COOKIES AND ae th ai To Toronto V--Rat Patrol N--Your Home and ' MILK IN THE make that also. : 4 @--Rochester § (2-8---T.H.E. Cat Garden The trap to avold is 'fous iorerente W09 PM. toMaslita Gori : KITCHEN, | |clubs. 'This bid would not be -- N--Merv. Griffin Vit Se gg la f BLLI- doi hand justi ag 2--Barre 2-8--Laredo i Scan .- bein 8 hc lbaica ng Nong : 2--Buttale P--Run for Your Lite | 2oJetsong : BP ih gare a ae Led eee re * ; to three notrump, but you have sieilanoed 11:00 P.M, fh ie 5 the wrong distribution for, thi¢ hee a. 9a7442-Nem | 11 Egueational TV ' kind of bid. If partner has® TLamily Theatre Ors mak | SoRerce 8 " _ five-card spade suit, the hand 7~Laramie 2Johnny Carson | 4--Road Runner eae will probably play better iat 6--Fiipper a-News, Weather, Sporls) 4 --Uncle Waldo SU ees spades, but if he has only four 3-Movie Time PL, | 28-Top Cat " ° . spades, the best contract ts a PM, é-Viewsse? 12:30 PLM, " aw 1 to be eee @--Leove It to Beaver 125 P.M. | 12--Qntario Schools |. {likely notrump. 4--Let's Sing Out Teetlerre Berens carts| eRmmenenin: Bem? The three spade bid (f a---Povpert Twe thee #ak. asks partner to choose be! 4:00 PAM, Johnny Cerson d @4--News, Sports wit) 7 jy, é--Super 6 R ba Chuck 'Healy ie | S-Erale Lindett on the length of his spa 1--Movie . | 2-8--Smithsonian . final decision belongs to him, é--Run, Buddy, Run 9 i | 12.85 P.M e ~ -- aman tinie | Saturday Afternoon s a re nw PEERS hate : at" Governor - General | 9-6-3--News, Weether m e * | 1:00 PLM, SECRET AGENT X9 3-6--Champlonship : =, » 4 s nd sc Hi haven ; i Ill - But Working: nimals re ies Pak 1:30 PLM, | . = : % 2 . \ -- Beye Governor a 5 | Shove x ' Ba General Vanier has been or Ugre About Time | Sendeoreomimines | 7 fue Bills Hiok : . dered to, bed with influenza but hampton TEnpiain Kangerse | go Science Reporter . ae . . | . it isn't keeping him from his @--Wondertul. World Fy rete siti af, : Ae j is ; duties. he tanec 7 --Carteon Pl ae f y ae cy) en 150 delegates to the am | | %Cartoon Playhouse 12--Football | y RAN, \ : NOW... THE < TAKE THAT RAG \]| * Spm err Bice ig MBsbog a (4 a) f : nual meeting of = Neabe = BLINDFOLD... )AWAY! I DON'T )] | 4-Peonle Are Funny | S"Herevies | & : stitute of the Family gather a' $0..0y 'qa Be / NEED A j 3--Monroes 00 AM. _ ; < Government House any a | LOD: | 120 PM, Ontario. Schools ER will address them from |. war RIGHT Now? f , alten | p-News, Weeihars Sports Sr Aer yx saoletort gon eee RANGES cs ~ 0 6g) _ 9:30 AM Sports 12 2-8--Huntley-Brinkliey | 7--Movie News 1 ore SATURDAY ry AL @ Tie 6 erm re fean ben, 8 Fat thee oer room. . 7:98 PLM, | 4---Bat Masterson Electricians hooked up a loud. r 2--Movie | Time Tunnel li--The Sonins ; | Iron Horse |. 34--Ontario Sschools 3:00 PLM, YOUR HEALTH speaker In the ballroom . Wed: Den Tormen: ; > Stingray. gt N--_white 'Hunter . ~ nesday, wires leading to a mi. | ~Green Horne' 10s MA Fores' : i ¥ city ot $i sacral seuitres 4--Forest Rangers : craghane. Ne Oi. everner ay March of Time | 9--Stingray bed: : " | 7--~Popeye, Gumby 3:8 PLM, N ] Ins ect ER (Bes | 4--Frankenstein Jr, 1--Outdoors Limited asa 10n ; wave... Fires i--Sinbad Jr. 4--Science Fiction 7. +4--Get Smart 10:30 A.M. Theatre H SALLY'S SALLIES a: PM. Vi--Hobby Time j ere oe 28-1)--Man From UNCLE! 4%--Space Ghost ]11--Donna. Reed ay a é Ing %--It's Your Move &--On Safari | gaatter Four $3--Tommy Hunter Show| 82--Space Kidettes | a--Bowling 4--Hogan's Heroes | S-Popeve end Gumby | 6 --wrestiin | , 7 : ; | sa bie | F-Beates 1 Ga RL Cédeidown By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD | %~Mission Impossible }4 Lone Ranger 4a: 7--Milton Berle 8-2--Cool McCool | p-Wide World of Sports | Dear Dr. Moiner: | ina An ulcer can be event a 6--Movie 7--~Casper | 2-Wrestling | quently get serious nosebleeds.|which seals the place from) 3 oei fen UNCLE. orate Bs Review" Siete | They come on suddenly and|which you have the bleeding. If! eu -- : last a while. 1 just. don't want|there is no ulcer, but the point them to occur while I am out injat which the bleeding occurs CROSSWORD public, but they happen at any|can be identified, cauterizing time of day and also in bed at/that area can also ward off | night, although I do not even| future bleeding. Rhein - -- 3 A touch my nose. What can I do?) occur higher in the nostrils an _--- oe, a P y | 3M. :the spot may not be accessible : place fot 2 Genus-ct Sts Ri (Sie 1S] Al | he nose nenallv hleeds from by the methods mentioned, In ' a provisions the lily PIAIN |_an-area on the septum near the/SuCn an instance, special Pack | l eres Of the Pope 3. Devise . Siz : nostrils' For this there are two ing by a physician is essential.) sy quite bald ... but then, Audibly » Shanty 8 NRIGIOM principie reasons, First, the! | whe Hiree gat haiet? q Greek » Verbal » Pro- NIEISISMMGI\} | blood vessels are close to the) Dear Dr. Molner: Are the/ letter ending MUAMMEPIEIP! | surface and in some individuals| following statements true? RBI is a hE t 4 | gg nih . Author of gecvdone Ar may be more fragile than in) 1. A woman ovulates once) [Loss of weight -- the han ---- a | ee, at aed are 'aoe Saeve| warn oceury Tt Gaye betere te] art ee "SHE'S GON lew AAEDA RIALS, 4 y >] | 15. Place xe TASS Second, an ulcer may have) W&ys ' ys be /not sufficient attention on your ON CANey eTORe HEY, GRANDMA GEE ITS GOOD TO See 16. Aleott ' ary 35.N. Z. formed--it needn't be large orjonset of her next period. own nutrition--is usually the _ YOu! Z heroine i 28. Likely subtribe painful, yet under the circum-| 2. There are only five days) real reason if the bust declines, ay 17, Headland 5 31, Smezy on 38. Monster stances it can cause repeated between periods when a woman) And I have never seen any sign 18. Gave off 32, Thick, 39. Require bleeding. A clot forms, then|can conceive, since the male|that the various advertised fumes ; sweet 41, Corroded breaks loose and you have an-|sperm lives for 72 hours after|"bust - developer" creams do 21, Kind of . liquid 42, Cupid other nosebleed. A new clotiintercourse, and the egg mayjany good. hunting +. 33. Inquires 44. Nickel; forms, and it's the same story|live 48 hours after ovulation. d 34: Get out! sym. ; oe 23. Zevent 8 " over again. Thank you--Mrs. A. L. 8. | Oshawa Diving Club j 7 First aid is pressure on the) Roth these statements are ap- . ty sige beeinae J a wh i nose, or better yet, pack cotton' proximately true, meaning Asie Skin and Scuba Diving into the nostril, taking care t0/this is the usual situation, but AT THE BOYS' CLUB leave some sticking out, so it/there can be variations in ev- ALEX MacDeveia 728 9704 can be removed when neces-\erything you have said. If youl guy MITCHELL 623.7285 Ys, sary. ;accept them as approximations,|[ pon SMITH 728.9042 Sit with your head tilted a bit) all right, but if you expect them jwre ~ ------= | 30. Took as ~ - forward--I don't mean with it\to hold true and stick to such) K: Te We REFEREE ) one's Own y y 4 down at your knees. Don't lie|an inflexible schedule' as your svoxe__ \ SIGNALS?) ¥\) CRAS. «UMN Cae + ¢ ; ; 'SIGNALING OFF-SIDE | 32. Stings @ down, because then the blood| statement indicates, at times @ } el can run into your throat, and you will be wrong. JAN'S 7 you have no way of knowing pan. when the bleeding has stopped:| Dear Dr. Molner: I am a 23- TEXACO Naan = os? NG year-old wife and mother. I GARAGE eo KEEP PACKI GON find that having two children is Venitah Don't remove the packing to surely takes inches off the bust- iim (Complete Repairs) soon, as the clot, just being jine, Is it all right for me to 43. Ruined: Y formed, may be dislodged. order one of these creams to MOVED TO colloq. Z For a more permanent an-jenlarge the bust? Could it af- 83 RITSON 44, Mother-of- 4, swer which is what you want, of fect my health?--Mrs. R. D. 8, RD. SOUTH pearl course, have a physician in-) Many women have the oppo- To § , You '® 45. Medicinal Wy spect the inside of your nostrils) site experience.-Afier they have °c cloth 4 to learn whether you have this/had babies the bust sometimes 725-8371 46. Signeda yy, bleeding from just one or both devélops. In many others, there contract sides. 'is no difference, MUGGS AND SKEETER