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Pood 24. THE OSHAWA TIMES, Friday, October 14, 1966 BRIDGE . By B, JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Mas Individual Championship Play) BIDDING QUIZ, 1, You are declarer with the West hand at Four Hearts. North leads the ace and another heart, South following suit. How should you play the hand? ake 9KQ10084 A110 72 oer T 1. Win the heart in your hand, cash the K-A of spades, and sa ruff a spade. inen cash ine ace nao 4 ae : AR of diamonds and exit with the IT SN. eCcK ANYONE WHO ten, . WATCHES fF HERE. COME UNLUCKY It does not matter how the TER. 1 GO INTO DANCE. CIE HAVE HIM FO : adverse ag gh Mens or SUPPER !! THAT NARROW THis PUBBLO LANDING, S/DE OF HiLL-- GUNNER'S Sia ON tee as. FOR THAT fend; in all cases, you can be sure of the contract. If North wins the diamond; he is bound to give you the tenth trick whether he returns a diamond (establishing a trick for you), or a club (irito your A-Q), or a spade (giving you a ruff and discard), If South wins the diamond and returns a low club, you finesse the nine, thus endplay- ing North so that he must yield the game-going trick. The same result accrues if South returns the ten or jack of clubs. You simply cover with the queen. If South wins the ten of dia- monds and returns a low dia- mond, you discard a club, thus insuring the contract, while if South returns a spade, you get a ruff and discard. : All roads lead to Rome. 2. If you were to play the ace and another cluh after winning the spade, you would almost surely go down even though you found the clubs divided 7-1. One defender or the other wou.d win the club and return a spade, and you would find yourself with only eight running tricks. If you then attempted to estab- lish a ninth trick by leading a diamond, the defence would TELEVISION ig : presumably grab the ace and cash a minimum of three spade Channe: i}--Hamilten | 9:30 PM. | 6--Cousin Bill YOURE R/GHT, TONTO, /T COULD GET US 70 THE FIRST LEVEL. 17'S WORTH Ny taal | 7 YOUR GENERALS ARE FOOLS, CORRIGAN / THE THING SHOULD BE DESTROYED BEFORE IT DESTROYS US! THE LONE RANGER co awe Le SECRET AGENT X9 Cooma acne BRS ai At fo Gidorarmen SSS tricks to defeat the contract at Channe!. 6~Rochester 2-8--T.H.E. Cat 3--Ed Aflen Time . least one. Channel 7--Buftalo 10:00 PEM. 1190 AM. J Instead of following this hope- = rated |1--Mery, Grittin gate and OH, THERE page gt abou ia te Channel 3--Barrie uk . ial Gren Spurn | Sea tag" | ache Srl YOU ARE shade ont say 6 oe This play offers a legitimate 3--Time Tunnel 9--Beaties inn, thew y chance to make the contract. 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