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MUGGS AND SKEETER GRANDMA MICKEY MOUSE JULIET JONES © Kin | Fonte we Syndionts, ln, [966 World tights reerved.) ees | hn As MILLIONS GA LITTLE ANNIE ROONEY NATURALLY! iD HE TRANSLATES EVERY THING, O SAVE THE SHOW, THE L/L. DOLPHIN GOES INTO HISACTL" HIS IMITATIONS OF BERT PARKS, BUD COLLYER, ED SULLIVAN, LAWRENCE SPIVAK, AND OTHER GREAT COMEDIANS CONVULSE ALL AMERICA -- YES, I CALL MYSELF A "SUCCESSFUL FAILURE" BECAUSE IN LOSING MUCH I SUCCEEDED IN FINDING HAPPINESS -- OF WHAT THE WORLD CALLS SUCCESS, O 9), THD ARIANA THAT TV. HAS NEVER KNOWN BEFORE. STRAIGHT A's, NATURALLY, Z'M VERY PROUD OF THE A'S I MAKE! x KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, TW. © King Fearares Syndicate, Ine, 1966 Wortd rights reenrved. AS A HUSBAND~_, eee ht Daree. |! SCRE) 3-30 --= Z WAS SORTA PLEASED WITH THE DOOR TO EWSP, BUILDING -.- FT OPENS Cami. | Ancemon--=__2 HE'S RIGHT-HANDED IN EVERYTHING HE DOES. NOT EVERYTHING. a ee HE SLEEPS ON HIS LEFT SIDE! Pass Ung tay mp Le Mn an ier GOSH, WHAT'S GRANDMA so EXCITED ABOUT ? ene 4 bli / are) tl Leas THIS IS THE DAY SHE'S WAITED FOR SINCE LAST FALL / \ KUHN. 3°30 com toes ICE CREAM VENDOR / / Tg: 4=--- eee ae / AS WELCOME Aol ES ae J THE BEGINNING OF A NEW. SEAGON FOR THE We -- ¢ re ins) ° | K, \ Alon: a q Pa _-- "7 » - o> > a c) 2 ¢ ' »S |/ eueea! YOU. MUST STOP \ LETTING THE PUPPY DRAG ON YOUR TROUSER CUFFS LIKE THAT! GOTTEN A COUPLE OF POISON-PEN LETTERS ABOUT EVE AND... >-- -» AND WHITNEY TRENIER, . ? I KNOW... NY gc ww TM TEACHING HER TO "HEEL" ON COMMAND... .. BUT SHE HASNT QUITE GOTTEN THE IDEA YET! | FROM PARIS... ? FOR ME? EARL? 1S \ 5 | THAT YOU, EARL? OH, AL HADDIX? if «\ d. (Ko! ey HB ws » wie vail oo» BECAUSE T WROTE LD aerrrsN 1 f] YOU'RE EARL'S ROOMMATE? 4 | | 94] 1S SOMETHING THE onal MATTER WITH EARL? 'M LOOKING T'S MOVED ON, BUS, MAVBE Ty (O02, Rexes. Oe tee, CHR OVER IN MISSISSIPPI BY. NOW, om SOME COUNTY FAIR, MOST : THEY VISIT AN OLD _WOMAK, GAUNT._WITH HUNGER . NEED. 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'1--Atom Ant | %--See Hunt YOUR HEALTH 6-3--Festiva: 8-2--Paradise Bay | 4--The 4Thirty Show What Makes Us : So Ticklish? oe ee ee ee ee eee itch is usually produced by an| Dear Dr. Molner My jaw on irritant rather than pressure. ithe right stde pops as if it were By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD ; The tenseness may make the|take, and even when I open my Dear Dr. Molner: Whatjkind of touch may not tickle; | victim giggle nervously, but he| mouth. It is not painful but it is makes people ticklish?--T. N. P./there are strange and as yet UN-) 404-44 enjoy it, I mention this|disagreeable. Could the jaw You get a gold star for brev-|explained aspects of tickling. | Wainly as it concerns babies.|become completely dislocated? ity. Doctors frequently encounter|some people tickle babies be-|My knees also crack. -- Mrs. There are special nerves cat-| patients with ticklish tummies.|cause they squirm and giggle,|J. C. rying different impulses to the) When a physician is hunting for! but that doesn't mean they en- brain. Ticklishness is thought to}, tenders, pot or an enlarged| joy it. : be a combination of a sensation|orlan, a ticklish patient may} f of touch and of pain, but the! hecome so tense that the exami- latter extremely slight The pressure -- duces a tickle; firm pressure in the same spot does not. Stomach, sides of the chest and armpits are especially tick- lish; also sometimes the nose,} Complete dislocation isn't likely. The popping sound is similar to that one sometimes notices in a knee or other joint. The joint capsule may be loose Dear Dr. Molner: What nation brings no useful results) causes shingles? What is the location "and amount ofjat all. A handy way of over-|cyre? Is if contagious? Can a light touch pro-} coming this is for the patient to|children get it? Why is it so place his own. hand on the area,|painful, and how long does it the doctor then exerting pres-|jast?--Mrs. S. I: L. sure on the patient's hand.| It is a virus disease, the virus | Swelling or tenderness then can|peing either the same as, or| Partial dislocation of the jaw be detected without the tickle. |almost identical to, chicken pox| joint is quite common, but there back of the neck and soles of; An itch is akin to a tickle,|--so children rarely have shin-|would be some discomfort, so the feet again, apparently a combina-|gles. They have chicken pox. In| evidently you have not had that Not expecting a tickle can be|tion of sense of touch and oflolder people, the virus concen-joccur, There is little to do for a factor, too: Someone tickles|}pain--or should we say un-|trates along a nerve trunk and|the condition in its present you with a feather and it star-|pleasantness?. For the pain is|that is why it is so painful. The|stage except to be careful in tles you. If you see it happen-|so slight as not to be felt as|duration cannot be accurately chewing and to avoid opening ing, or do it yourself, the same!such. The difference is that an' predicted. ithe jaw widely. 4 and the "popping," and there may be some arthritic changes in the joint. ' THE OSHAWA TIMES, ednesday, March 30, 1966 BRIDGE | By B. JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Masters' Individuel Championship Ploy) West dealer. North-South vulnerable. Nunin 42984 Suses: + spend hAQD2 @AJ1N763 @10 A098 #105 SOUTH ak2 @A @KQ876542 h73 $? Q08764 J KJ864 'The bidding: « West North East South Tickling can be a mean trick.|almost out of joint every bite rd jenough to permit excess motion| 3@ 89 38@ = 38NT finals of the open pair cham- ment. At one table, where the bid- ding went as shown (believe it or not), South became declarer club bid is hard to explain; ap- parently he felt compelled to preempt against his vulnerable opponents but could not quite bring himself to open with three hearts on such a weak suit. West led a spade, which East took with the ace, East saw no future in returning a spade, a heart or a club, so he decided to shift to a diamond. Unfor- tunately, he led the ten, and this innocent looking play proved to be terribly expensive when declarer was now able to produce six diamond tricks by going up with the king and forcing out the A-9. South made four notrump. There must have been some- thing about the hand to excite the players because, at a dif- ferent table, the bidding fol- lowed this peculiar course: North East South 26 2@ 2NT Bh 36 Dble Pass Two diamonds, as played by this North - South pair, was a conventional bid showing four spades, five hearts and four cards in the minors. Two no- trump was also conventional, asking for clarification of the distribution of North's holdings in the minor suits. Three clubs guaranteed either three or four clubs. Realizing that North had at most one diamond, and unwill- ing to be intimidated by the artificial bids being employed by his opponents, East elected to bid three diamonds. South was firmly of the opinion that this contract could not be made, and he doubled. West showed his preference for diamonds by passing with his better singleton, and three dia- monds doubled became the con+ tract. The unfortunate 8-0 trumg break was more than Eas could cope with, and he woun€ up going down five. U.S. Units Under Strength -- Paper LOS ANGELES (AP) -- 4 drain of manpower and equip- ment for South Viet Nam left four of the army's six emer- gency combat divisions in the United States below combat- readiness standards, the Los An- geles Times reports. The Times says in a Washing- ton dispatch that a secret report circulating in the Pentagon points up critical shortages in four strategic army reserve force divisions. The Times story reports: Some of the divisions, sup- posediy ready for immediate de- ployment for combat, are ac- tually conducting advance basic training for new recruits. Four divisions cited in the re- port had less than half the num- bers of captains and majors re- quired for combat, The four ground divisions are made up of almost 50 per cent trainees in their ranks. The divisions also lack mod- ern equipment and trained tech- nicians to maintain it. And weapons--such as tanks, arm- ored personnel carriers and can- nons -- are in "administrative storage" because of the trained manpower shortage. SALLY'S SALLIES West Pass A. STOLZENFEL'S KENNELS @ Grooming & Clipping oll breeds @ Boarding & Training @ Pick Up & Delivery CALL BROOKLIN | 655-4487 te © Opening lead--five of spades. ° This hand was played in the . pionship in a regional tourna- ° at three notrump. West's three «