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<cocennanesibetibiaiiasatien Se NUBBIN LITTLE ANNIE ROONEY HENRY JANE ARDEN MICKEY MOUSE GRANDMA MUGGS AND SKEETER JULIET JONES LI'L /ABNEB DAGWOOD, TO SOME WE'RE GETTING FOR DINNER iN THE BVENIN Aa bc I THINK WE SHOULD START GOING OUT / NICE RESTAURANT: e Sie WAY THINGS ARE GOIN' } Mm 'ROUND HERE YOURE LUCKY, TO GET ANYTHINSG--_--" | | y CAZZz <an' rt DON'T THINK \FAY MR. FLING WANTS US: / BACK IN B/G CITY, _/ * 1966. World ghte reserved. Jz; wink ] © King Resteres Syndicota, law ITS A RATHER LONG STORY, MARK-- BUT \T6 ABOUT LITTLE ANNIE= =\_NOT ME [Darewit ASCLuRe 3-26 HERE COMES THE WORLD'S DUMBEST DUCK! THOSE T) I'M GOIN' 'TO BUY ONE OF INY MOUTH ORGANS, HENRY ! HE'S STUPID, BOTHERSOME AND UNCOUTH, HE'S COMPLETELY LACKING IN BRAINS AND PER- |, SONALITY, AND BESIDES THAT, HE'S A 9-POUND WEAKLING/, @ King Fosters Syndeentn lan, TURK. World nghr teers WELL. «YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING. ae 5-16 . ve Sturg MINIATURE HARMONICAS IT 16 THE WOMAN OF THE NEWSPAPER....JANE ARDEN/ SO NOW GOOFY'S AN ICE-CREAM MAN@ HE ETERNAL TRIANGLE BUZ SAWYER ANADIANS ARE GENERALLY ICIOUG R.B. BENNETT'S ATTACK ON CAPITALISM. OF PRIME MINISTER HE'S A MILLIONA/ MARK MY WORD, THI cama 3 OWN IND J HIMSELF, "8 SOME TTACKING SUFFERS er THE 1935 ELECTIONG MACKENZIE KING'S LIBERALS . WIN 173 SEATS, CONSERVATIVES -- R. B. Bennett his HUMILIATING THE omy os TRUE, BUT THE ASSASSINS Hl TAKEN THAT INTO ACCOUNTAWHEN THEY MADE THEIR PLANS TO SLAY 4 HM, LETS iol nied TOMORROW § WEVE GOT TOTIP THEM OFF, Vii THAT THIS 1S AN AMBUSH f J y m pay oN THE OSHAWA TIMES, Seturdey, March 26, 1966 7 BRIDGE By 8. JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Masters' Individual Chempionship Play) South dealer, Both sides vulnerable. Jb4 The bidding: : South West North East _ 1NT Pass 2h Pass 2¢ Pass 2NT Pass 3NT Opening lead--king of spades, This deal occurred in the finals of the board-a-match championship played in Phoenix in 1962. It created a mild stir ip the scoring room because the North-South pair on one team sent in a score of plus 60% points while their teammates at the other table, holding 'the East-West cards, also sent in a score of plus 600 points. The official scorer quite na- turally thought that a mistake had been made at one table or the other, but, upon investiga- tion, it turned out that both scores were correct. At the first table, South ar- rived at three notrump after North had made use of the Stayman convention. This con- tract should have been defeated, but the declarer was accorded unusually friendly treatment by the defense and wound up with a total of nine tricks. West led the king of spades. Declarer won it and returned a spade, taken by the queen. When West shifted to a dia- mond, South took the ten with the jack, cashed the A-K, and returned a low diamond. West took the queen and led a heart, the queen losing to the king. Eventually, South made two spades, two hearts, four dia- ds and a club for a score [= =] MEXICAN GOVERNOR HAVE fal mm PLENTY PROTECTION FROM wo pct RANGERS fal = o i! '7 TOO LATE TO CATCH UP WITH YANG! WALKIES-TALKIG ONLY Way 3) TO WARN HIM THAT CORRIGAN »S AND PONNA ARE AMERICAN it el Agents / | a | bad 1} Lo E~ fal eG oO fa 7) @ 106 Wak Disney Produntions W orld Rights Floseeved 4 | >) ) Q i a a = o a \ Channe! 2--Buttalo 6-4--Church Service Channel 3--Barrie | 2--Fronters Of Faith Channel 4--Buffalo 11:30 A.M. Channel 6--Toronte e--Fiy! Fisherman Channel 7--Buffalo . 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MOLNER,-MD Dear Dr. Molner: My 15-year-|There is nothing to fear in such old daughter discovered a smalljan operation, Follow your doc- bump on her ankle bone and in/tor'r advice. a few weeks it grew to the size| of a marble..The doctor x-rised Dear Dr. Molner: My mother of 600 points. At the second table, the bid. ding started exactly the same way, but when North respond- ed two clubs, East doubled for lead purposes. Again three no» trump played by South became the contract, but at this table West led the queen of clubs, which East could afford to over- take with the king to force out the ace and establish the clubs, The declarer did not play the hand well; he started out by losing four clubs, two spades and a heart. Late in the play he also got desperate and tried a diamond finesse, but West had 'bared his queen by this time and was now also able to cash the 9-8 of hearts and put de clarer down six--600 points. SALLY'S SALLIES one ovary removed. Will I menstruate every other month? Does this make a woman go through change of life earlier? Is there still a possibility of getting pregnant? I am 30.-- Mrs. A. L. You will menstruate every month as usual but you may not ovulate (produce an ovum) each time. Pregnancy is still possible provided, of course, that the remaining ovary is functioning normally. It is unlikely that menopause (change of life) will occur ear- lier. Nole to L.B.: We cannot say that there is a cure for multiple sclerosis but there are methods of slowing its progress. Envi- ronment has nothing to do with causing the disease. EARN UP TO $100. A WEEK OR MORE BIG PAY JOBS WAITING for MARVEL GRADUATES. Marvel Hairdressing Schools in principal cities offer ex- clusive "MARVEL TOUCH' training. Complete course DAY or EVENINGS. For free brochure, write: or visit MARVEL BEAUTY SCHOOLS Established over 40 years Dept. OT,.219 Bloor St. W. TORONTO it and said it was a ganglion,|and I both have small, flat and that it should be removed) white spots just under the skin at the hospital. Shall we dolat the corners of the eyes. They what he says?--Mrs. C. §, are: not sore but .do not look The word ganglion has sev-| good. What can be done? To cut eral meanings but in this case|or burn them off would leave a it is a cyst or tumor of a ten-|scar as bad as the spots.--Mrs. don, I have known of instances|F. P. in which a-hard blow smashes} They probably are a form of such a cyst, but I don't recom-| whitehead, or plugged skin mend this method. It doesn't glands. They can be evacuated al vays work, it is painful, other|without scarring or burning. tissues may be damaged, andj Your doctor or a skin specialist there is no guarantee that the|can do it. Don't try it yourself cyst will not seal itself and be-|--too close to the eyeball. gin to swell up again, Surgical removal is the sensible answer. | Dear Dr. Molner: 1 have had! 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