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: THE OSHAWA TIMES, 7 GOODY! a1 aus HoPes THty WAVE 4 (REAL GO-GO BAND! Seturday, November 13, 1965 DON'T FORGET 'THIS IS LATIN 'AMERICA, TINKLE, BRIDGE THE DANCING 1S By 8. JAY BECKER ALSO LATIN, J (Top recordholder in Masters' individue! Championship Pley) WE'RE GOING DANCING AT THE PLACE IN TOWN--~THE niet | : pulpy 1 WOULDN'T (ree BETTER bie) UI veh een red North dealer, Both sides vulnerable. BUZ SAWYER © King Features Syudtionta, lan, 1965, World @ DIDYOUTRY J 7 hi chogton ke --Robert Bartlett FPTER THE MIRACULOUS AESCUE THE KARLUK CREW, Se, roe BARTLE He pi > HAVA N 426 'SAILED 200,000 MILES OF AND. 1941, THE 'CY SEA, NO MAN IN THE NEWFOUNDLANDER| | WORLD EVER KNEW THE SECRETS OF THE A THAN ROBERT BARTLETT, MASTER MARINER OF THE NORTH J' West Pass Pass Pass Opening lead -- queen of dia- monds. = : § You don't always get punish- = : me ed for bidding or playing badly. ; Lt BUT WHAT ABOUT US? 1 GOTTA © 7 5 n a NUT Tis Say por Ae: WKN BE GETTIN' IN SCHOOL SOMEWHERE; \r ii /-/i4 Nor SAYING 1 \ fm |Sometimes the gods smile kindly WAS AWEUL STUBBORN-- BUT NOW AN' MR. FLING HASN'T WRITTEN ONCE CAME HERE TO FIGHT YOU, CLAY -~ BUT RE minim " i when you goof, and reward you - EVE BEEN UP HERE ~SO ey i " generously for poor bidding or SINCE Wi 1M NOT BACKING QUT OF ANY - HAVING WD WH) i = ly f biddi } NP = By THATS OFFN MY MI Z =. WHATS GONNA HAPPEN play. Of course, this gives you ~ 5 ree > * S wl a 2 fay opponents and pretend you're actually a superior player who knew all the time what you were doing. Take this hand where South wiggled into six diamonds. This was certainly not a good con- 7 3 ¢ wee 5 tract, though it was not helpless. i - frei if ( ae : tt The odds against making the the right to look smugly at the ~s 'THE LONE RANGER my : it sa ' j Z if slam were about 2 to 1, which | ) Ah } i SY | in itself made six diamonds an ees WM lllh fa \ Tae i : undesirable contract. OF COURSE, SOMETIMES The two club bid was artificial THEY'RE PRETTY HARD / hn y p jand forcing; two hearts svas an TO IGNORE / P j ace-showing response. Two no- J P ' trump by North showed a bal- anced hand and denied impor- tant values aside from the ace of hearts. P robably South should now have bid three notrump, but when he bid three diamonds and North jumped to five, South was then unable to resist the temp- tation to bid six. It turned out that South made the slam, which makes it rather difficult to conduct a lengthy sermon here against his bidding, But he did play the hand well and was dtly rewarded for the r ' effort. rept j | West led a trump, South cash- | j ed the A-K, learning that. he IMPROVEMENT i had to lose a trump trick. He | was then faced with the diffi- cult task of avoiding a spade loser. He solved the problem by executing an elimination play. After entering dummy with a heart, he took a spade finesse. When the queen held, he cashed the ace of spades, the A-K of clubs, and the remaining hearts, West refusing to ruff. He then 'put West on lead with a trump. | West had only clubs left and - nh aed Had to play one. This permitted © -~--~_-- . , ; : South to discard a spade from P THATS WHAT I BETTER 20....6ET m4 I | . Openings 25. Bibli- SINT TO MMESTTIAl8 eee as he ruffed in his hand, ME A COUPLE PACK HORSES....GET > . i Wily 1. Market . 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