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THE OSHAWA TIMES, ] Tuesday, September 21, 19: BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) North dealer. Both sides vulnerable, ratty HAMM SEE WE'LL HAVE NO DIFFICULTY IN SIT DOWN, MN BOY, WE WANT YOU TO WELL~NOT EXACTEY, FEEL RIGHT ATHOME. WHAT, BY THE FOOTBALL, BOXING, cu WAY, ARE YOUR INTERESTS? d ALITTLE SHOOTING, COPING WITH THIS YOUNG RIDING? POLO? t AMERICANO, WELL FENNIS-PERHAPS? oo ! : = Sit -AVOID His . SPECIALTIES, HERB HAVING AFEW WHAT CAN I BO, OEAR--GET 'THE TABLE OR SOMETHING BUZ SAWYER NN OCTOBER, 19/7) CANADIAN CORPS GO COMMANDER LT.-GEN. ARTHUR CURRNE BLOOD IS "|: /S HAUNTED BY FOUR os NO THICKERN WHISPERED TO HIM BY FIELD MARSHALL DOUGLAS HAIG » WATER!!! CONFIDENT IN HiS GANADIANG, CURRIE S TO TRY THE OBJECTIVE » os iL FINAL ORDERS COME FROM TO TAKE THAT GENERAL HEADQUARTERS « PASSCHENDAELE « ++ MUST BE TAKEN « 0. t 2 4); 1 Toront leagram News Service WALT MEDAYTER NORMAN DREW Opening lead -- queen of spades, There are some falsecards one has to make simply as a matter of self-survival, The opportun- ity for such plays, known as mandatory falsecards, seldom arises, but when it does, it is virtually suicidal to fail to false- card, Here is a typical situation. East, the hero of this piece, is defending against four hearts jand West wins the first two tricks with the Q-J of spades. East takes the next trick with the ace of spades and elects to return a club, which South wins jin dummy with the queen, Declarer now plays a low heart, and our hero, East plays jthe king, not the ten. When {South wins the king with the HAVE HIT THAT BANK TO FINANCE | WYNNE, Wee and seharas a low heart, CONVERTING THE DREAMS PLEASE ; est _follawing---low, "South" is | fi <a | TO REALITY / "+ : faced with a very difficult de- rH 14 mr TOM Se : bf |Z cision. ! abe: SR. 4) e wy a. ] ' y | If he assumes that the king o: fe : A oe | r ' y 7 signs WE'LL. PARK HERE AND AT RAWN LOOK "PRETTY EE WALL» D HADN'T / Bf ph aang ah FOR THE TRACKS OF DANS CAPTORS, |\ WEARING THE INFA t& |, LEATHER CAP Fantacee Spndoonnn, ton. 1865 DARRELL. | MICLURE' A 4-2! THE LONE RANGER Sine [7 IF RICK HAD VISIONS ABOUT { SHERRI WYNNE, PHIL, HE MAY -- AND THE GUY WHO SENT THEM HUH 4 ELSA'S THERE? WAS WAITING FOR HER OUTSIDE / /-- AN! SHE WANTS TO TALK eared TO ME 7 SECRET AGENT X9 was a Singleton, he must play the nine in order to prevent West from making a trump trick with his supposed holding of the 10-8-7-2, It would certain- ly not be abnormal for South to come to this conclusion and |finesse the nine--and go down, However, if South guesses the situation correctly, he goes up with the jack, catches the ten, and thus makes the contract, The all-important point is that if East plays the ten when the four is led from dummy, South is bound to finesse the queen and make the contract as a re sult. East has no chance of de- feating four hearts if he plays the ten. But if East' falsecards with the king, he presents declarer with a genuine problem which he might well find insoluble. By falsecarding and pretending he was dealt the singleton king, East creates a problem for South which would not exist if East played the ten, East must play the king if he is to give his side a chance of defeating the contract, It is a mandatory falsecard, BOWLING NEWS| LADIES' MAJOR "B" LEAGUE we Triples prt Bennett 618 (228, Ww Make a 4); Mildred Wittrick 618 (228, 195); shor epee 8 A E Donaida Williams 616 (216, 203); Helen L-CEC Reverts 5. Grain Trott 612 (257, 203) and Hazel Rumpel 611 10:0 PM. 4--Search tor Tomorrew . Behold! 9, Strike F (262, 185), | . at 3--Noon-day Report . Act To Ten -- Vera Szikszay 250, Dolores | #Country Music, Hal ap haiieg pt 11, Sledding Kellar 246, Josie Pritchard 233, 225, Lois 9. Slop areas Legree 228, Retty Campbell 21°, Norma . Seven to 13. 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Team No. 4 = Nu-Way Rug: Mabel Moss (captain), Rose Stovin, Judy Zak, Mickey Knopp, Queenie Lounds, Dorothy | Huzar, Team No. 5 -- Thompson Kernaghan: Al Hill (captain), Odie White, Norm: Bradburn, Helen Burrows, Mary Bell, Ruby Phi dahl or 6 --- Swan's Hardware: erie Poch (captain), Ann Peters, Fle 1. Scottish Williamson, Betty Campbell, Dorls' Say- tea cake chuck, Marion Fox, 2. bear 1 Team No, 7? -- Jordan's Florist: Myrna A Baldwin (capatin), Marjorie McNeil, Ann- a ___. jette liffe, Mary McKnight, Marjorie Web- ster, Estelle Patterson. } 1 i points, and a weak spot in a) Tear Dr. Molner: Can a rec- ere laoue Fried Wiga 'ioaplenie = 4 i s A i » Edn owers, Jean Me | blood vessel is something that/tal fistula be cured without | Laughtin, Lillian Hayward, Eleanor Cro- some of us have. Arteriosclerd-|surgery?--MRS. A, R. ania . z : ; . T |sis--arterial hardening -- is & For all practical purposes the) on \eapteiny, common cause. answer is no. I don't say that Debbins, Theda a non-surgical cure is impossi plese fgg x -- " eam 0. - 'eople's Clothing _ ble, but it rarely happens. ANnd)j rene Campbell (caps). Betty Black, if it does, it is usually a com-|Nelda Thompson, Blanche Pelow, Hetiis bination of extremely good luck gti Francis Kapella, ; x xecutive for the 1945-1964 season: Past plus more time and effort than} precigent, Manie Moss: presioene Myrna be ee {would be required by surgery.|Baldwin; vice-president. Rose Stovin: i(such as in the brain) there De: Dr. Molner: Should|secretaty,, Clete Wellman; treasurer, --|}may be nothing to do about it ear : q : . 2 Edith McMahon and press reporter, Ruby lexcept to control one's blood|roast lamb be rather well dotie?| Stephenson, S|pressure, so as to expose the|! ate lamb on the undercooked j ra side, and it caused digestive . ee ee ~~ tieuble for a few hours. Does SALLY 5 SALLIES stress as possible. : ' ik In still other areas, accessible Pacer Bia on er | for surgery, a plastic tube may!" ~ : ees i be inserted to replace the an I doubt that undercooked eurysm. There is also experi- roast lamb would have caused 'Aneurysm Seen Bul Weak S$ ot 73 l\your stomach distress, and gy. P mention ih hs etn aot ee By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD enn A dissecting aneurysm is an- > ' P sinc: In general, though other type, i'll explain. Since an & g \ 3 P nizeS >» fibres, makin artery consists of an inner and enderizes the fibres, maki : causes it? Sometimes] * 9 g meat easier to digest, as wel injury, but more likely ajouter layer, if blood seeps}... qestroying any worms or ny | vessel.| flaw or weak spot that finally/ through the inner lining the two! parasites. be of/has begun-to give way. Answer-ljayers are gradually forced) However, ing why these weak spots are apart. Thus the separation of| meat and hence ate not in dan- . \ | 7-2 News BOTTOM! 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Steed Sea Hunt In The Navy 9--Abracadabra 7--Early Show 8-2--Mavie 8-2--Jeopardy 63--Sunshine Semester @--Front Page Chalienge | 7--F Troop 1 12:00 NOON % Toronto Today | 4-Mowle | 2--B'Wana Don 'YOUR HEALTH more | MUGGS AND SKEETER © tomy Fanteree Syatienty. tna. 1904. Wid 5 ( WHY--BECAUSE MY BOSS ORDERED ME | THERE, JULIE. LOOK, HONEY--JOBS LIKE \_ MINE DON'T GROW TREES. al JUST SPRUNG IT ON ME, JULIE, HES THE MOST OPTIMISTIC SENDING ME TO | REPORTS DESCRIBE A PLACE CALLED KALAWADI AS A Ma, KALAWADI. eNO }| BR PEST HOLE! HI a IN \__ BALL DOWN THERE. a si A a Dear Dr. Molner: What is anjtions have to be: Where is it? janeurysm and what causes it?|/How extensive is it? |Is there any cure--MRS, J. He What An aneurysm is a weak or an bulgy spot in a blood 'A small aneurysm may scant consequence, A large one, cooking sheep don't eat]} however, can be extremely ser- jous, depending on its: location If it were to perforate or rup- ture, and if it happened .to be in. an important artery, then the bleeding could be disast rous. Therefore the vrimary ques- present is as difficult as to say exactly why some people havc weak arches and others don't |why some. have varicose vein: land others don't: why somi | people are near-sighted but oth jers don't need glasses. We al ihave our strong and. weak the layers spreads along the ger of harboring: the parasite artery, increasing the extent Of| which causes trichonosis. Some Europeans for a long time have 'eaten lamb either very rare or the aneurysm, With such an aneurysm, grad- tally growing, the ideal goal is) : rgically before it)raw Without resultant digestive 0 repair it su has become too large. trouble. "Of course, I'll wait for you. Just don't be too-long; I have a date tonight."