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THE LONE RANGER SECRET AGENT X9 YOAH BRUSSO HAS MADE PROMISE TO HIS MOTHER CANNOT KEEP~--TO QUIT BOXING Y HE DECIDES+ ee A Ane 50 IT Is UNDER NAME TOMMY BURNS THAT HE MEETS MA HART IN IFOG IN LOS D APTER. A 20 ROUNDS, BY DECISIONs « « THE NEW HEAVYWEIGHT BOXING CHAMPION OF THE WORLD +++ TOMMY BURNS ¢ THE OSHAWA TIMES, Wednesday, August 4, 1985 BRIDGE _ By B, JAY BECKER 4 \(Top record-holder in Masters' + |Individuel Championship Piay) @ | South dealer. Both sides vulnerable, Q0953 $302 1086 As Ss SPORTSWRITERS BY CROWING ABOUT H/S NATIONALITY «+0 47642 38 gan So hoe Q758 LY ae ee $f AKI7543 AK 'The bidding: South West Pass North East 1@ Pass = Opening lead -- jack of clubs. Some of the most startling Plays in bridge are really very reasonable if you stop to think BUT THAT WILL HARDLY BE FINDING LL IT? YOU MAY SHOOT ME IF YOU WILL, me gare _ a / HAVE NO WAY about them. The chief trouble lies more in recognizing these plays when they come up than in attempting to justify them. Here is a typical example of an unusual but effective play. South gets to four hearts on the bidding shown and West leads the jack of clubs. Declarer takes it in dummy with the ace, plays a low heart, and finesses the jack! The first-round finesse of the y|jack is certainly an extraordin- Mjiary play when you consider that South is looking at a com- bined holding of ten trumps headed by the A-K-J. However, it is the right play, not because the finesse happens to succeed in this deal, but because it ' guarantees the contract against every conceivable distribution. To appreciate the value of the play, let's first assume' that South makes the more. normal play of the ace instead of the jack. With West showing out, South must now go down one, He can no longer avoid the loss of a trick in each suit, assuming proper defense by the opponents. Now let's assume that when South finesses the jack it loses , |to the queen. This is not really cause for alarm because he is still certain' to make the con- tract. The best the opponents 4. Sort 5; Golfer's aid 6. Ascribe 7. Unit of weight 8. Cripple 9. Biblical name 10. Spreads grass to 18. Similar 14, Domesti- cated dry 15. Turkish 16. Siberian cap river 16.Earshells 18. Heraldic 17. Voodoo snake god 20. Conscious 22. Portends 27. Women 28. Husband of bearing 19. Courier 20. Turkish title 21. Gain can do now is cash a club and lead a diamond, In that case, South wins the diamond, cashés the ace of , and leads the king of jspades. When West takes the ace, it is the last trick for the defense. South later enters dummy with a trump and dis- cards a diamond on the queen of spades The trump finesse 1s simply a safety play to guard against a 3-0 trump division. It will oc- ,|casionally result in the loss of a 30-point trick, but that is a very small premium to pay for insur- OPES BETTIE ATMATR IE Mm JUIBIOIN IEICE Tre MMeIEDIS) ret NA Yesterday's Answer 36. 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Medication to contract the pupil of the eye is often part of the treatment for glaucoma. If the pressure of the eyeballs is measured first, and it is nor- mal, there is no objection to di-| lating the pupil. An increase in pressure is the classic sign of} glaucoma Dear Doctor; Does coffee af fect hardening of the arteries? My former doctor told me not) te drink coffee, cola or carbon-' jsometimes "extra" heart beats. ated beverages. He moved away. My present doctor says he doesn't think they will hurt me.--I.M.S, None of these drinks would! have any particular effect on arterial hardening. How- ever, caffein (whether in coffee or colas) can quicken heart rate, cause nervousness -and If you had high blood pres- sure or.suffered from tensions, I can understand your former doctor's point; if your present doctor, having examined . you) recently, says there's no need to prohibit caffein, then I see no reason why you should not be able to use such beverages in moderation. 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Tn some instances sU"lGRIL W'S SAITTES Note to Mrs. C..: Cortisone is ined by a physician and bejnot habit - forming, nor is it sure \'bad for the heart." There are A bunion is an enlarged bursajvarious side-effects at times, of a deformed joint in the big)but your doctor will watch for|, toe. As fluid accumulates in the|them. bursa, it becomes acutely or teen Rages me ful, As the acute irritation sub-| MAY BERTH BLUENOSE sides, so usually does the pain,| even though the enlargement) HALIFAX (CP)--Local arch- persists. jitects are drawing plans for Cause of a bunion is footwearjne w waterfront facilities to which forces the -toe into ajberth Bluenose Ll, replica of cramped, abnormal! posi-/Nova Scotia's famous racing tian. Treatment (as with bur-|schooner, The proposed wharf sitis in any joint) is based, first}would .include crew quarters of all, on removing pressure/and a restaurant overlooking from the joint. The. longer-term|the harbor. The Halifax brew- big toe, aso - called bunion. There were pains for about two! treatment, afterward, depends |ery which owns Bluenose II basically on footwear which'may build the wharf, gery is required.