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Masterson 3--Mr. Novak 2--Bachelor Father P.M. Bride Show Millers YOUR HEALTH Dear Dr. Molner: Many times| I have been tested, both knees and heels, for reflexes. I have none. Neither does my daugh- ter. She was told by a friend that a person who has no re- flexes is either crazy or has a venereal: disease. Since neither of us has a ven- ereal disease, we must both be nuttier than a fruit cake. No doctor has told us what this lack of reflexes means. Will you?--Mrs. M.B. It means nothing if otherwise you are in good health. True, the conditions you men-| tion are present in some cases of absent reflexes, but not in all. In fact, some very healthy people are found to have either weak or absent tendon reflexes 9 Lack Of Reflexes Can Be Significant In other cases, certain neur- ological disorders may be eval- uated by noting the degree of reflex--but taking other symp- toms into consideration, too. In. still other cases, the re- flexes may be overactive. In the reflex response on one side of the body is markedly greater than on the other, it can be quite significant, but this, again, lies primarily in the realm of neurology. People tend to be too worried over whether the knee jerks too much or too little with this test. Yet they don't even realize that some more basic tests are be- ing made at the same time, such as noting the patient's gait, color, breathing, mental reac- tions or a lot of other things, (that's when the doctor whacks| you gently near the kneecap or! in certain other spots). In some cases, underactive| When a patient thinks too much about having 'the proper" knee reflex, he . may make the reflex too strong, or thyroid may reduce the reflex. may suppress it and make it, DONALD DUCK / BLAST! WHERE ARE ALLS THE PLIES COMING FROM? WELL, HOW ABOUT 'THAT! PROPPED WIDE # . OPEN! {GEE WHiz! DON'T SHIT. THAT--IT'S THE OSHAWA TIMES, Wednesday, April 14,1965 27 enemies." So cried French general to vented. After trying unsuccess- fully to defeat four hearts, East aw exactly how the general elt. i West led the queen of clubs and South could see that he was practically certain to make the contract unless he lost both the, diamond and heart finesses. When he won the club and took the diamond finesse, he lost the ten to the king. East now went into a huddle in an effort to pinpoint South' hand and try to find the line of defence. from the bidding that South had -- six hearts for his over- call, 4 South had a spade loser and West had a trump trick. cordingly, East led the spades, planning to shift a club and hoping thus to a trick in each suit. The spade lead at this was vital; otherwise, would have been able to discard a spade on the third round of diamonds. Furthermore, a low spade instead of the king might well have proved disastrous since there was a danger that West, not knowing the exact situation, would continue with @ spade, East's well-conceived defence would have proved successfdl and South would have gon' down one if West, alas, had not seen fit to interfere with it. The French general was right! East's defence would have suc- ceeded in ove his enemy, South, but he could not cope with his friend, West. West was so ited to see his spades solidified when East led the king that he overtook it with the ace and continued the queen. South ruffed, the ace and another heart, an later discarded two club losers on the diamonds to make ths contract. Too Easy Today, Unionists Contend VANCOUVER (CP) -- Three union men who have 174 years of union membership among them feel that unions have it too easy in modern times. . » Jack Henderson, Teddy Jamieson and Chris Pritchard voiced their opinions after be- ing honored receftly by the Vancouver and District Labor | Council on its 75th anniversary. CROSSWORD ACROSS 1. Step 5. Chief 9. Cupid 10, Incite 11, Vanity 12, City: Fla, 14, Whirlpool 15. Showed mercy 16, Artificial language 17. Owns 18, Indian mulberry 19. Forward, upper part of foot 22, Sand ridge 24. Drone 8. "Buffalo RENOMORIAL IRIEINIO Bm O/Re 23.Coffee - FIle IRIAIGIE IS] con- [AVIA MMAR] INIA tainer eo eon le MECIAIKIE [ojvie|s Mae |vicism 25, Knight 26, Presently 28. Certain naval warrant Henderson, an honorary life member of the International Union of Opetating Engineers, said unions had to fight for every member in the old days. He said it is much easier for a union to establish itself in a shop today because it requires only a majority of the workers to be a legal bargaining unit. SALLY'S SALLIES bmn Zs officer 39 U Y LZ, MZ 7 Vs za "Everytime I yell fore, the ball goes aft" (oo Ss a -. Home Owners FREE BOOKLETS on: @ ALCAN ALUMINUM SIDING | @ PERMA-STONE ; @ FEATHEROCK Write te: STONE FACING LTD. 49 Merton Street Toronto 7 HU. 1.4496 Your is our only 4-16 NEWS IN BRIEF FLYER LOSES CLAIM VANCOUVER (CP) -- City council has rejected a claim for $3,000 damages made by Ralph McMillan, whose aircraft was wrecked by a 16-year-old es- capee from a juvenile detention too weak. We have our ways of guarding against this. To sum up, Mrs. MB., Terms to suit your budget. home.. The youth was sentenced to two years for stealing the aircraft but nobody will accept responsibility for his damage. BIRDS EAT MONEY ST. CATHARINES, Ont. (CP) Starlings and robins are the fruit farmer's biggest enemies, said Dr. A. B. Stevenson of the federal department of agricul- ture, after a survey listed 14 species of crop-eating birds. In all 300 farmers were surveyed and 60 reported losses betwe think both you and your daugh- forget it, $20 and $500 annually, while ter "'have all your marbles," se) two said they lost $1,000 last; year. COLBORNE GROCETERIA Colborne St. at Church St. 728-6341 |] DAILY 'TIL 10 Pe. Seven Days « Week © Groceries © Fresh Fruits @ Vegetables © Meats FREE DELIVERY