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NUT] Las 1S A PORTRAIT OF LITTLE ANNIE ROONEY- YES, 4 AND ZBRO TOO- OR MY NAME IGNT JK, FLING-- 7 LITTLE ANNIE ROONEY BUT HOW COULD IT BE --UNLBGS IT'S THE PICTURE at (BUT NOT AS THRILLED AS WHEN A FRIEND | | JOHNSON BINGE FOR CARUSO, AND HE'S TOLD. +» SURPRIGES HIM WITH +. EDDIE, IVE ASKED ENRICO TO LIBTEN TO YOU GING... AND HE' AGREED £ CARUSO Aes Sikes 3hF KT 'The bidding: fo" he ig" Bee 2 HY Pass 13 Pass 6y Opening lead -- ten of dia- monds, This hand occurred In @ team LYMAN AND TONTO RUSH UP TO THE NEWLY COMPLETED TRESTLE-- AS THE TIES BEGIN TO FLARE, begga | ROUGH THE RISING FLAMES - «> THE LONE RANGER LEAPS of four match, At both tables the contract was ix hearts, but 7ME TRESTLES BURNING, TOVTO! /TLL BE A BLAZING PUNERAL PYRE FOR BOTH OF THEM JE WE DONT THE LONE RANGER B00 > mt if fas Ser SS pee Wr S in Sh OPW Ba Hf /&X- > "A 0 Ws a2, %, a DO I GET NOW: WHEN ) ANTINGUISH 17 PAST! at one table the slam was made while at the other it was de- feated. West led the ten of diamonds at each table. The first declar- er pinned all his hopes on the Success of a club finesse. He won the diamond, three three round of trumps, and then play- ed the king and another club, finesing the nine, Had the finesse succeeded, South would have made the hand. But East took the club with the queen and the defence later scored two spades to set | SECRET AGENT X93 HENRY the contract two tricks, The second declarer also took a club finesse, but, peculiarly enough, managed to make the slam, due to a slight variation in the play. He won the diamond lead and drew three rounds of trumps, just as at the first table, but he then played the secen of clubs and finessed the nine. hoping that the finesse would lose to the queen. Had this hap- pened, South would easily have made the hand by later overtak- ing the king of clubs with the ace. 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Or may- cal, It is 'claustrophobia, orj/be that isn't a phobia, Maybe morbid fear of enclosed places.|they just don't like them. How phobias develop is not easy to explain, Some people DON'T BELITTLE PHOBIA are afraid of open spaces, of} 'I don't belittle phobias. We water, of germs, of all sorts ofjmay:be astonished, or amused things. There are more than 250\at some of them, but they are identified phobias. As examples,|real, and few are common, like some people are afraid of be-|fear of lightning, and some are ing afraid. Or afraid of cold,jyncommon_ like levophobia, a or cats, or choking Theophobia/fear of things on one's left side is being afraid of God, if you Clgustrophobia is uncommon can conceive of such a thingeawith teen-agers, but it' can oc- But it@bccurs. There's a condi-jcur at any age. Here's my ad- tion called hydrophobophobia,|vice. meaning a fear of hydrophobia,, Analyze your thoughts or and hallistophobia, which is|fears when in a small. or en fear of missiles. There are pho-lclosed Space. Talk this- over hias involving snakes sleep, | with your parents, because just colors, fire, heights, ideas.}alking it over can give vou re- | crowds, thunder, trains, bees.|assurance Who's closer to you |dogs, devils, odors. who cares more about you and play of allowing the nine to win the trick. East realized that winning the club with the queen would hand South the contract, so he played low on the nine. However, as the cards pened to be divided, South not be denied his victory. He led the jack of spades from dummy and finessed when East followed low. The to the king, but later overtook the king of clubs with the ace and tried a second spade finesse, it succeeded and he made his twelve trick. Declarer's method of play at the second table was far better than that chosen by South at (COME AND ) (GET IT! ate | the first table. It would have taken exceptionally bad Juck for ° him to have lost the hand the way he played. it Say Indonesia News Distorted JAKARTA (AP)--The official Indonesian. news agency Antara Sunday accused some foreign news agencies of distorting news about Indonesia. Among those accused were Tanjug of Yugoslavia and The Associated " CROSSWORD Press. Antara said Tanjug "claims your problems than they do? Vent your thoughts. Your mother and father will listen. I think you can overcome this: difficulty if you can "talk it out' a little, and recognize what it is and why in particu- lar it bothers you just now. As you grow older and more ma-) ture, this sort of thing tends to disappear, provided you don't make too much of it now. 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