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Vexes 24, Scold Y' rE CIAI TIER I WAIL I VIE MED) VIERESIAICIKIS} AIDIOMES IAT MECIAIT 6 UJAIN EE LOIMIAIT IO) EICIRIVISMESIAIPIONR| sutoter oi as an ' to cash the low hearts se they became established ag ._ tricks. The fourth best card of - a suit is the conventional against notrump. 2. Jack of spades, 8 of beating the contract are poor, -- but whatever chance there is probably depends on develop- ing partner's hand instead ' our own. The J-10 combination, in conjunction with partners hand, will establish defensive tricks much more in the long run than a club lead might. Against notrump contracts es: "* pecially, you try to develop the ~ combined partnership assets in- stead of trying to develop your own hand, Beas 3. Four of hearts. There ts © no way of knowing whether a spade or a heart lead will work © - out best, but the odds heavily -° favor the heart lead. i The reason is that Y less from partner in bod te: develop the suit quickly than + you need in spades. If partner': has the queen or ace or hearts, « you are well on the way to" romerg | the contract with @ * heart lead, but if you were to + lead a spade, partner would" probably need two spade honors for the lead to work out well.' 4. Three of spades, It is clear that a spade lead offers the best chance, and the only problem': is which spade to lead. Most textbooks advise the lead of the ~' jack with this combination, but, ~* in the long haul, the fourth best 4° spade will prove to be more ** gata Queen of spades. Obviously «« the clubs are stronger than oe ™ spades, but, nevertheless, the spade lead is slightly better. © « Experience shows that if the opponents have length in spades' ~ between them, one partner or «< the other will investigate a pos- sible spade game before under- taking a notrump game. The 0} ents' silence about spades indicates that they do not have many of them. The same deduce © tion cannot be made with ref-)« erence to clubs. 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