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By JOSEPH MOLNER, MD Dear Dr. Molner: What about an aortic aneurysm? Has this anything to do with heart at- tacks, or stomach trouble? -- H. G. B. An aneurysm is a_ weak place, or bulge, in an artery, and it can occur. anywhere in the body. (Strokes sometimes are the result of aneurysms in the brain.) | An aortic aneurysm is one! in the large artery leading! from the heart, | Many such aneurysms (or) aorta or other blood -vessels)| are smal] enough to require no) freatment, except to watch,/ lest they begin to grow bigger.| Many of them, in fact, are| discovered quite. incidentally, } when X-rays have been taken for other purposes. The problem is not related to heart disease. To take the, gloomiest possible view, if the! Aortic Aneurysm Needs Attention 3 rt aneurysm is large and bursts, death can be very sudden. But more realistically, many aneurysms never burst, and some of them never even cause trouble. The problem depends, of course, on how' large is the bulged, weak place, as well as its exact location. This may be in the chest or abdomen, Pres- sure from the bulge may cause pain-in the chest, arms, abdo- men or legs. Or it may cause shortness of breath, not uncom- mon,: or a cough. Remember that the aorta is a lange vessel which loops up over the heart, and then sends one big branch downward to serve the lower part of the body. DID WHAT COULD In the past, physicians did what they could to prevent rup- ture. of such an aneurysm, and otherwise took various steps to ease the discomforts, whether 60! SENT HOME FROM SAM'S BIRTHDAY PARTY HUH? Distrjpoted by King Features Synfleate, CROSSWORD AOROSS 1, Seize and hold 5.Exclama-_ 52, Journey tion 53. Tear 9.Uncommon 54. Bodies 10. German of water composer DOWN 11.Sendforth, 1.A lubricant as rays 2. Male sheep 12. Chills and 3. Dry fever 4. Species of 13. Syllable pepper of scale plant 14. Ten: prefix 6. Sleeveless 16. Spigot 18. 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Whenever Sylvia learned & new convention, it became' im- possible to stop her from making use of it at the slight- est pretext. She treated each convention added to her reper- toire in much the same way as a child who receives a brand new toy and cannot stop play- ing with it until its wonders have been fully explored and exhausted. When Sylvia was taught the Blackwood convention, for ex- ample, she became so enamor- ed by it that she would make use of it on hands where even a game was doubtful, let alone a slam. A magic gadget that could tell Sylvia how many aces and kings her partner had was more than she could resist. This hand constituted one of Sylvia's earliest experiments with Blackwood. Sylvia was North and opened the bidding with a club, When South responded with a heart, Sylvia' beamed with pleasure. She re- distinct possibility of a slam, but more than that, that here 'was a wonderful opportunity to - make use of her very newest weapon. So Sylvia bid four no-., trump. When South responded five. clubs, showing no aces, Sylvia , continued with five notrump in « order to learn how many kings" South had. This was a very" doubtful bid, to say the least," but Sylvia did not want.to de- ~ prive herself of an opportunity to make the fullest use of the convention. 4 When South responded six: spades, showing three kings, Sylvia's curiosity was momen: tarily satisfied -- until she sud- denly realized that there was no . longer any way of playing the hand at six hearts. Now utterly , confused, she passed, and six . spades became the contract. West led a diamond. Declarer took it with the king, finessed the jack of spades, cashed the ace, entered his hand with a K-10, and then conceded the ace . of clubs to make the slam for a © score of 1,630 points! Six hearts . would have gone down two! Speedometers . To Be Studied OTTAWA (CP)--The govern- ment is going to make a study of speedometers and odometers on new Canadian cars, in the wake of a U.S. report which says mileage is being over-reg- istered on new cars. Odometers record the mileage on cars. A spokesman for the trade de- _|partment's weights and meas- ure division said Monday "We'll have to move fairly quickly on this." The U.S. report said odometers on some new cars were registering mileage up to five per cent above actual miles travelled. This gives the car owner the impression of improved. gasoline mileage, it expires the warranty faster than it should, it means higher profits for car rental agencies, and it means a higher payment for employees who drive their own cars for their companies on a mileage basis. SALLY'S SALLIES $8. To make 27 nervous ee vy, Y 41. Guido's note 39 highest 42. Unit of weight 43. Silent 45, Affirma- "MILL STREET" VARIETY STORE MILL & OXFORD STS. 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