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a GOING 'TO Kiss ME HELLO? JULIET JONES AN' NOW THAT TH' ~ KoFF'-SasPY-pAnT!/--LIGHT ENT IS OVER -- WE COMES TO TH' ENTERTAINM: GRIM FINALE!! \( 49-DOLLAR: : 7 ed \ WEDDINS/7, 'TCHIE AGIN, CHILE . i -_ \ "Oe LS Face , oF <4Wy TH' MARRIAGE ITSELF. 30 THE OSHAWA TIMES , Thursday, December 10, 1964 CONTRACT BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Masters Indiyidue! Championsbip Pley) South dealer. East-West vulnerable, ON AUG. 1Q./876, AT PARIS, ONTARIO, BELL HOPES TO PICK UP VOICED TELEGRAPH MESSAGES FROM BRANTFORD, 8 MILES AWAY. ] POOR MR. TIGER PAINTIN' AWAY OUT IN THE FIELD-- HELL GET SOAKED BEFORE HE CAN GET HOME ANP DON'T STAND ON MY TRACK! WHAT A DELIGHTFUL TOY? BUT HOW DO ALL THOSE VOICES SQUEEZE INTO Bx THAT ONE TINY WIRE ? | FOR FROM THE TELEPHONE RECEIVER COME VOICES SINGING THE MAPLE LEAF FOREVER @AKI105 O52 1 @AKQ975 sO mes Opening lead--king of spades. Dear Mr. Becker: I'm sure you know {as well as J do that WHY DID THE YENNE ATTACK A TRESTLE TO SAVE THE wou? THE LONE RANGER D TH FN Lite Trier TEAKM. . } WAIT A MINUTE?! WHILE THTOP, THIRS! WHICH ONE OF UTH ARE YOU GOING @ King Fenteree Spndicate, lan, 1904. Workd gow JANE ARDEN TI KNOW, CHOLLA \ AN' THE MAXROYS sel HAD SEVEN CAME OUT THE SONS...1 HAVE 4 LOS ONLY THREE LEFT. BUT HOW CAN YOU SELL WUST THE COLD SPRING \ MAXROY. TANK WITHOUT SELLIN' 5 THE LAND ARODND IT? WHO'D BUY IT? ve HANK MICKEY MOUSE 11'S MY "TEACHER'S BIRTHDAY ort ter "TOMORR( ASA PRESENT? 1964 © Wak Disney Productione World Rights Reserved C..nRy PASSING ALL YOUR ( "EXAMS! «»>MAY HAVE BEEN A FAILURE IN THE KITCHEN... 3 slit tok canine lf BUY THEY'RE VERY POPULAR WITH ) THB NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS.' -~----~.., CUAS 12-10 KuUN. MUGGS AND SKEETER me Pontes Symticatn, ina! 964. World rights m a &1. No! NOT UNLESS YOU WANT ONE OF MY CHRISTMAS CARDS! J BECAUSE | WAS MAKING FLANS 70 BRIDGE THAT PASS WITH JRON HORSE COME HERE; NOT WHEN V/S/ON TELL HUNTING WOLF GROUND HERE /5 SACRED! § CHEYENNES NEVER aD) IN THAT CAVE, GREAT SPIRIT TALK TO HUNTING WOLF/ CHEYENNES NEVER LET MERE! SECRET AGENT X9 bridge players have their on- days as well as their off-days, Now I do not claim .to be more than just an average play- er, and, in fact, I could if neces- sary obtain many affidavits from ex-partners which would state otherwise, but neverthe-. less I do from time to time more than hold my own in even' the best of company. For example, look at this! hand I once played ina game at: the club. Maybe the bidding was not according to Hoyle--though I've seen worse--but just the same I found myself playing the hand at seven hearts doubled. I was lucky to get a spade lead because, with a club lead, thehe would be no story to tell. but when West led a spade I saw that there was a chance of making the contract. I realize you may not believe that what happened took place, but' I must have been inspired that oy fy play the hand the way id. I trumped the spade with the nine of hearts and led a low diamond and finessed the nine. I had to do this because I need- ed two entries to my hand to ruff two more spades in dummy. When the nine held, I trumped another spade with the ten, and, after returning to my hand with TELEVISION LOG CHCH-TYV Channel 11--Hamilton WGR-TV Channel 2--Buffalo | CFTO-TV Channel 9--Toronto .. 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My physi-|times it may miss the vulner- cian prescribed drugs and putjable big toe altogether, me on a diet. He also strongly} The amount of pain depends urged me to lose weight--I'm|on the location and extensive- 200 and should be about 170. |ness of these deposits. I've heard different schools of; The probenecid drugs help the | thought on gout, one being that}body to get rid of uric acid, diet has nothing to. do with it,|and they do so very effectively. and another that diet plays an/But if one can limit the foods all-important role leading to formation of uric Does diet have any effect onjacid, there is- that much more gout? Can gout be cured and-| benefit for the patient, or controlled by losing weight} Thus: it's wise to eat spar- and careful diet? Does this con-|ingly of the purine foods, which dition worsen with advancing| produce uric acid. Those very age?--J.C, jhigh in purine are the organ With the advent of drugs of|meats (liver, sweetbreads, kid- the probenecid type, there has|ney, tongue); "red'" meats in been far less emphasis on diet|general; gravies; sardines; and to. control gout. That doesn't|vegetables of the pea-bean-len- mean, however, that diet: has|til family. no value. Avoid these entirely during Let's see why. Gout is a dis-jan acute attack. Between at- order in which the body has/tacks they may be eaten occa- less than normal ability l.pe Uric to dis-/sionally and sparingly. 'This, in oO uri addition to-regular (often daily) acid products then ac-juse of medications, can keep CBLT-TV Channel 6--Toronto WBEN-TV Channel 4--Buffalo WKBW-TV Channel 7--Buffalo WROU-TV Channel 8~Rochester CKVR-TV Channel 3--Barrie 1S RAISE A FINGER...) ROW DO YOU CO ITT Le ee 4 Distributed ty King Pesteres Syadisata OH, THEY KNOW --_ etl t_ME HERE! . | CROSSWORD ACROSS . Fills with solemn wonder . 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