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DOES ANYBODY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE OTHERS ARE SAYING WHEN THEY Abie TALK AT ONCE7.. SRR AON Gea RS pt nl ne na I npn ig MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE VE TRE COMMERCIAL SUCCESS ISN'T BRET 14S YARDSTICK--OH, HE WANTS MONEY, OF COURSE, BUT BE SATISFIED WITHIN HIMSELF THAT WHAT HE HAS PAINTED 1S WORTHWHILE /-- seinen sagan I THINK \, YOU, DEI VERY JULIET JONES OF SHELL TO GET His ASSISTANT TO DATE IT WAS CUTE RDRE, HES THE OSHAWA TIMES, Tuesdey, December 1, 1964 J CONTRACT BRIDGE. By 8. JAY BECKER j (Tep record-holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) South dealer. Both sides vulnerable, ALEXANDER'S FATHER TELS HIM... WORTHWHILE... TO TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO TALK. THE LONE RANGER THS CHEYENNE GROUND/ PALEFACE WHO COME HERE -- COME TO DES Ring Features Syndicate, Ine, 1%4 Workl righte remneved. Opening lead -- nine of dia- monds. "Tt is trite but true'that hand valuation is 'mental play.' To estimate the trick-winning value of his hand, the player must foresee the conditions that will obtain when the cards are ac- tually played. The better the player, the more accurate his valuation; for he can foresee only those plays which he can actually execute." The foregoing is an excerpt from the recently published Morehead on Bidding, by the celebrated writer. and authority, Albert. H. Morehead. The author cites the accompa- nying hand, among others, WELL, 2 DON'T KNOW. 00 YOU HAVE A LIFE PRESERVER IN CASE THIS TUB SINKS ? Femara Syedioame, in. 964 W avid right ow! OUCH! THE TROOPS ARE AFTER US, BABY! WAIT, TILL EXPLAIN IT ALL LATER! AND THIS FOR MURDERING HER RAMON! INCHES WHILE T WAS AWAY MAKIN' HAIR BRIDLES. MICKEY MOUSE Sw. KEEPING TRACK OF THE KIDS ONA TRIP DOWNTOWN USED TO BE A PROBLEM, MR. OrTis../ Sania TILL T GOT AN ID FROMA BOOK I kK. READ... + MUGGS AND SKEETER GAY, SKEETER . A Sree NEVER | [7 'Popay i$ DECEMBER FIRST! 19 IT TOO EARLY a, | TOO EARLY, | BUBBA! TO START BEING G00D J TW EARLIER YOU START, TE BETTER! IN FACT. IF YOU WERE REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT 4 + YOU SHOULD HAVE STARTED RIGHT AFTER CHRISTMAS ... LAST DECEMBER ! YOUR PROBLEM IS WHETHER IT'S 'TOO LATE TD START BEING GOOD FOR CHRISTMAS | a SECRET AGENT X9 which dramatically illustrates the point. He does so, in the present case, from the stand- point of a defender (West). If we study the West hand by itself, without reference to the bidding, it would be somewhat optimistic to expect to take four tricks against a spade game voluntarily undertaken by North South. However, in the light of the bidding, particularly the dia- mond response by North and the diamond raise by South, West has every right to look forward to defeating the contract. 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I went to the hospital the night before. Drops were put in my ear and a dressing placed over it. Next morning I was given an injection to make me _ relax When taken. to the operating room 1 was a bit woozy: but fully aware of what was going on The doctor and nurse ex plained the why and wherefore of each thing they did. As the doctor chipped the stapes bone the sensation was about like having a_ radiator 'pounding There was a clock and from time to time I. would open m3 eyes to see it. The doctor said the operation would-take one t« | two hours. I took an hour an 45 minutes. 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This, 'too, was painless | Now I hear beautifully and this is the word for it--the first time since my teens I hear the wind and the voices of children playing outside For a completely happy end- ing, I had a fine seven-poqund daughter, my, fifth child I urge this person not to hesi- tate to have the operation. The chances quoted to me were one in 10 that it might not be suc- cessful, It's worth the gamble. --MRS. M.T. 3 Modern ear surgery is, indeed, wonderful : I caution readers not to ex- pect that all hearing defects 'an be corrected by surgery, Sut an otologist (ear specialist) an fell within definite limit: vhich cases cannot be benefited and which ones probably will. CBLT-TV Channel 6--Toronto WBEN-TV Channel 4--Buffalo WKBW-TV Channel 7--Buffalo WROU-TV Channel 8~Rochester CFTO-TV Channel 9--Toronto .. CKVR-TV Channel 3--Barrie 4--Search for Tomorrow | 4-Search tor Tomorrow | News, Weather, Sports that East consequently pe oll singleton or a void. West shi be willing.to back this assump- tion by doubling four spades and then leading a diamond so that he may enjoy to the limit the fruit of his reasoning. The debacle which ensues is no doubt greater than West should reallly expect, but it is not altogether surprising. Bast ruffs the diamond and returns the queen of hearts. West cap- tures the king with the ace and gives East another diamond ruff. | East cashes a heart and then returns a club. Regardless of what the unfortunate declarer CROSSWORD DOWN 1, Fairness in dealing 2. Regrets 3. Frees 4. High, in price 5. Townsman 6. Fuss 7. Siberian river 8. Girl's nick- name . Vessel 3. Rational 5. The late ------ Hamme marskjold 19. African 'worm 20. Jolly-boat ACROSS 1. Blunders 5. Unruffled 8. Stop 10. Notion . Tanned leather 12, Holding devices 14. Sounded, as a goose 16. Turkish title 17. Neuter pronoun 18. A shield division: Her. 21. At home 22. Funeral 23. Floor covering 24. God- dess of discord Jap- anese fish Born Remove, * asahat SUHIEINMIEILIMs i Moun- Yesterday's Answer tain _, nymphs 32. Golfer: ----- Snead 34, Method of painting on wet plaster 35. The rise and fall of an ocean 26. 28. 31, 38. A bishop's headdress 41, Silkworm 43. Wither 44. Thin plate 46, Metal container 47, Old times container 2 29. Milkfish + 7 48 30. Motheriless calves 33, Raise 36. Conjunction 37, Back line ofa does, he must now lose a spade, a club, and still another dia- mond ruff. He goes down four-- 1,100 points--as a result of the mental projection of the play which West was able to form from looking at his hand and listening to the biddi PREFER MEN DURBAN, South Africa (AP) Most women prefer men bosses, a consensus showed at a discussion session of the Dur- ban Business and Professional Women' Club. A summary said women bosses were more emotional and therefore not so impartial, too demanding, more conscientious and more inquisi- tive. 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It is nor- 2- Shortness of breath from 2mphysema usually oceurs while you are active and thus overtaxing your lung capacity. Hence I would suspect some other source at night. The cor onary (heart) trouble is a logi cal possibility Nitroglycerin (and the spe cialized medications you men tioned) are excellent. Your doc tor may want to alter the tin at which you take them, day o hight, to ward off this shortnes: of breath. ' ERNIE CAY DOORS : SAS "1 it's LUMBER, coll our NUMBER" PHONE 725-1121 i 53 ALBERT ST.