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Cavalry sword 25. 6.In this place hh 26, Coin: Peru 28. Head cover- 87. Exclama- . i 11, Inferior in . 30. grade 15. Jelly-like substance short, tion ng A seraglio 38, Old weight 31, Eagle's nest 82. Christmas: for wool 39. Anger 40. Fortify 1 "a "FEY GS Y IS 2 LA 32 Z Til LITTLE ANNIE ROONEY +] UP HIGHER THAN EVER BEFORE~ A RED-LETTER Pou! BY HIS LOOKS T EXPECTED HIM TO PULL A BALONEY SANDWICH OUT OF A PAPER BAG WHEN HE INVITED US GEE~)'VE NEVER BEEN THOSE MANSIONS UP ON PROUD HILL TOO BAD COULDN'T HELP ME < CELEBRATE THE INSIDE ONE OF \ OCCASION, BUT-- 4 THE YOUNG LADIES ITIS A | PITY, SIR CONTRACT BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) East dealer. Neither side vulnerable, NORTH $Q51073 987 1072 43107 oA &Q9842 The bidding: East South West Pass 14 26 3@ 646 Opening lead--ace of clubs: Israel had its big moment of glory during the 1964 World Bridge Olympiad when their team defeated Italy 5 victory points to 2. The accompanying hand con- tributed heavily to the unex pected win. Itzhak Ellenberg and Louis Rozeanu were respec. tively North-South for Isra@ and quickly arrived at fous spades. Had the Italian West led a diamond, Rozeanu would have made four spades with ease. But the Italian West led the ace of clubs and, receiving the six from partner, continued with a club, East took the king and returned the three, which West ruffed. a West could have beaten the contract at this point by cash- ing the ace of hearts, but he had no idea that South had two clubs left. Declarer had cleverly played the 8-9-Q of clubs on the first three tricks and haq con- cealed the 4-2. West played a diamond at trick four and it was curtains for the defense. Roxeanu drew trumps, discarded two hearts from dummy on the 4-2 of clubs, and made four spades. No doubt many players holding the West hand would have fallen into the same trap, think- ing there was no urgency about cashing the ace of hearts. : When the hand. was played at the second table, with an Italian pair now North-South, the bidding went: East South West WN Pass 1 Dble, ye 3y 46 | | Playing the Neapolitan Club, North' 26 * QUE CESOIT LA FAMINE POUR VOTRE BANDE D'AVENTURIERS OU LA Fin Du REVE DE LA MER DEL'OUEST..ONS'EN FicHe! SONS BAL BL HOU VOSOBS 01 0°80. TIWWAGY TPA 37h 0 AON WORD DMITIV 30,3 WIS MPILSIM FHL dO WERE IYHL JO OWS IL (BO SPTIALHANEY 30 OHYY BTWADL SHUVTH SHY SIL IIMS My, vo O a) WRITIN IH AH CAIN WAIT To GIT THIS ~ UgH'7- .MIZZUBLE DOCUMENT SECRET AGENT X9 ! SOMETIMES T THINK IT MUST BE THIS THE SECURITY THE LONE RANGER 1 UP! NOW TO CALL ON THE AND GET THAT PUEBLO STATUE / Reda) f POTTY «Yo H © King Features Syndicate, Inc.. 1964. World reserved. DONALD DUCK ©1%4 Wak Disney Productions «. World Rights Reserved MUGGS AND SKEETER ee fee oe to WILL BE CHOSEN, AT THE HAVE THE POLITICAL CONVENTIONS THIG AND TURN ON "THEN PUT YOUR PIPE DOWN THIS THE FAN-- yreTes| | Wy ger Wy t LMA GOING TO AIROUT *% SMOKE-FILLED ROOM! Zell gotthee WORK TO MAKE a JULIET JONES South's opening bid showed at least 17 high-card points. North's two spade response showed at least a five-card suit and at the same time denied possession of an ace or a king. East led a low heart and West won the jack with the ace. Knowing that East had the king of clubs, West leq the ace and another club, got a club ruff, and North went down one. Israel gained 470 points on the deal. SPORTS BRIEFS GYMNASTS COMPETE ._ VANCOUVER (CP) -- Cana dian and American gymnasts will compete here today and Saturday in the Canadian gym- nastic championships and Olym- pic trials. Sgt. Willy Weiler. of Camp Borden, Ont., a gold med- alist in the 1963 Pan - Ameri can Games, was favored to re tain his Canadian title. ALOUETTES MAKE CUTS MONTREAL (CP) --- Mont- real Alouettes reduced their im- port roster to 22 players Thurs- day with the release of end Loug Fogle ang tackle Joe Smerdel. Coach Jim Trimble of the East- ern Football Conference club now has 51 players on his ros- ter. « HIT TWICE CHICAGO (AP) -- Jack San- ford, San Francisco Giants' right hander, was hit twice by a batted ball in the same it ning Thursday and forced to leave the game against Chicago Cubs with what was described as impaired circulation in his right arm, SALLY'S SALLIES PARTY'S TONIGHT--AND POPS SAYS HE'S GOING AS FRIAR TUCK! 'Ss BANKING ON BRINGING ARTHUR JONES AND JENNIFER STRAIGHT FROM THE DINNER TABLE PARSONS STU! iby!) Buu '0 LIKE To BUY A PRETTY GIFT q pe. ll. "M SURE SHED LIKE ONE OF OUR LOVELY \L PURSES pes ig) --es | © King Foateree Spedionin, Ine, 1964, Weald sight = THEY COME IN SUEDE AND CALFSKIN AND VELVET SOMEHOW GRANDMA'S TERRIBLE-LOOKING HAIRCUTS DON'T SEEM $60 BAD... 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