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ANN LANDERS Suggests Self Help For Chronic Liar Dear Ann Landers: My heartjnext to us had a lange beaded aches for the young boy wholhandbag almost the size of a wrote and said he was a chronic Nar and didn't know how to stop. The poor lad said he never told lies that would hurt any- body, He just dreamed up stories to make himself seem hum-drum life seem more glam: orous, I was like that when I was man. He "cured" me, Perhaps the same technique will work for him, Here it is: When you hear yourself weav-| ing one 'of those fabulous yarns bring the story to an abrupt end with a ridiculous phrase such as this: "And then I shot myself and died." Smile and add, "Reat that one if you can,' This is an easy way of saying, "It was al in fun and J didn't | mean it,"--Ex-Prevaricater | Dear Ex; Thank you gor the | suggestion. It sounds workable | and I hope the boy tries it, Dear Ann Landers: Erma is. a dear friend: of whom I am} extremely fond, The standing joke about her in our crowd is/ that she was an Il«month baby! and has béen late ever since, | Erma tives near me. She) doesn't drive but I do ,so that means | pick her up several times a week. She's one of! these disorganized people who,) no matter how far ahead she! plans, she can't seem to get) herself together on time. I have} gat out in front of her house for) as long as 25 minutes chewing| my fingernails. Each time I tell myse# I am never going te pick her up again, But she is such a lovely person I can't bring myself to do it Last week we arrived at a funeral 20 minutes late. This week we missed the door prize @rawings at the Ladies Aid, I don't remember the last time) I heard a meeting called to! order, I discussed the problem with my husband last night. He said, "This is one for Ann Landers." I agree with him. Can you help?--Ne Nails Nancy) Dear Ne Nails: Erma is not Seing to change unless she has) to, And she doesn't have to so! long as you continue to sit out! in front and wait for her The day you tell her that you won't stop if she isn't out in front--then do it-that will) be the day when Erma pulls| up her socks and gets herself, ready on time. Until then--wear!| mittens. Dear Ann Landers: I once read in your column that you thought it was perfectly all right for people to take home -- restaurants the food they were unable to eat at the table. What do you think of the fol. lowing? We attended a beautiful wed. @ing last week. The woman) Sack Dress Returns As A Paper Bag By JEAN SPRAIN WILSON NEW YORK (AP)--The man who jestingly threatens to keep his wife in a paper sack may | soon do just that, and stylishly if not any more cheaply Already the sacks are back But these are refined inte body- skimming beltless shifts with mere sex appeal than those art- less dresses of six years ago which, men protested, were much more bags than sacks Certain types of @isposabdie paper wearing apparel are here, too. And highly fashionable. reusable costumes woven from pulp are a mere year and a half from reaching the market, after 11 years of experiments. tion Recently graduates at some hallowed halls of higher learning received their sheepskins wear. ing disposable paper caps and gewas. Doctors, hospitals and even beauty parlors new are previding 'throw-away gowns made of reinforced paper and eTrepe paper st ippers. Yet women will net dream of crumbling inte the wastehaske: the paper garments they'll soon be able to buy. PAPER FABRICS To be made from varns origimating frem pulp aad & ted om conventional machines these might have reached dress salons already excep: that ex- permenters such as Ronald H Marks, of Dallas, Tex. want a fibre comparable in durability washability and in fee! to any other fabric made from any other Nhre : 'Frankly we conld go te the underdeveloped countmes right mow and give them a paper fabric which is supemer to any of their own." says Marks. "We already have some now at a homespue stage like denim, but that's amt geod enough fer the sophisticated fashion mar- ket 2 will have to compete with here." "onveRUOR im Milam & year members of . am Hote Eoomemics sseciation saw Dior's match- box-designed skirt translated imte a paper version. Later. the National Institute ef Dryciean- ing tested = ht passed as cleanable Marks Teperts, "But we have vastly Mmapreved upon that garment since then, especially ts abra- Sive resistance." I® propertiom te their size than @o adults. THE OSHAWA TIMES, Wednesday, July 10, 1963 @ shopping bag. She then got her. Self four pieces of wedding cake, When she noticed me looking at her she said, "I hate to waste anything." What is your opinion of thist---Goggle-Eyed HE STARTED IT Dear Goggle: The woman had no right to clean up the table, It would have been permis. sible for her to ask the hostess if she might take an extra piece of wedding cake or two for her children, but it was downright boorish to swarm all over the rolls, nuts and candy, wrapped them in paper napkins and put them in the bag, "for)= the children." CARPET 202 King W. Later in the eve more important or to make hisidancing started, she home, Then = grabbed alte the a youngster and I took myjcandy..The woman didn't leave| problem to a wonderful clergy-jene edible thing on that table, | [Ronald W. 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