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Paterson tourney still accepting players. By, Alex Tou; On Jan. 8 the Ed Paterson Memorial doubles tourney in aid of the Heart and Stroke Foundation takes place at the Legion. This is an all-day affair and several ranking doubles. partner- ships are expected. Registration is open now and a few teams are already entered. Dave Paterson, Grant Richardson and self are accepting entries (at $35 per team).: Match of the week from the Halton (pub) league is Time Out #1’s contest with Royal Pizza. The opening teams sets were tied one each, Vic Lovell and Dave: Scutt making the winning set doubles respectively. Roger Vanderham and Larry Varey were the only singles winners for Time Out, over-Ed Paterson and Gary Ball. Lovell, partnered by Michelle Dykum, took their doubles over Alex Hustlers. The first nervous Paterson: and: Steve Foster Set. went. to. Hustlers. ap Time Out’s lone doubles. Dreamers took three in suc- in. Royal won the match cession to take a strong lead and growing in confidence team to lose their match were Hustlers. Dream Team now lead by 10 points from Hustlers. A further 11 points away are Westenders. Firemen remain last and have three matches in hand over sec- ond-last placed Bandits. Ron Scarlett opened 108 for the high start of the week, Dan Abercrombie opened 97. Scarlett, Eddie Ebbinge, Stan Rhynold, Hugh Smid, Brian Hicks, and Dennis Thorogood all scored 140, Paul Kavanagh came in with 135 and Gord Bottoms scored 120. Ken Gritten, Hicks and Abercrombie each opened five sets. Three closes were recorded by Rhynold, Horst Schirm, Jim Franks, Roy Ackroyd, Joe Cairns and Jeff Richardson. The Darts Ontario first qualifying shoot took place a couple of Sundays ago, at the George, with the usual faces, a smallish, yet enthu- siastic mob. Dan Abercrombie prevailed to take top spot from Neil Brackys took out Time Out #2 by 10-4. Legion #4 move into third spot after a solid 9-5 win over Copper Kettle. Ravine stay fourth in spite of their loss and are fol- lowed by Charleys #1. Charleys #1 defeated their 2. by 8-6, a close match. Royal drop to sixth place for the moment. Time Out #1, Time Out #2, Copper Kettle, Charleys #2 and Legion #2 round out the first half standings. Larry Hunt and self scored 180 with Doug Burnett scoring 156. Ron Scarlett and Pete Pickering both scored three 140s with Sherri Reid netting a single. The Industrial league big match of the week was the clash of the two unbeaten teams, Dream Team and Suifortably in the end, 10- 4. Vanderham scored the lone bonus for Time Out with 140. Scutt closed 108 and scored 125 Paterson scored high with 160, brother Dave netted 135 and 131. The. standings are still led Alex at this stage. The next two went Hustlers way with a concerted effort. However, this was the last of the resis- tance, Hustlers could not close out and-dropped the last three points. Dream Team rounded out a fine 6-3 result. Olmstead, Mike Hope and Paul Goudie. The girls were still battling away when your scribe departed. There is no update as yet on that standin; The mixed doubles sec- tion was taken by Larry Hunt/Darlene Wheeler from by Legion #3, 12-2 winners Westenders defeated Aces Nei] One a over Ravine, 12 points in 9-9, Gasketman Cutters Johnston, i front of Brackys Boys. Tecorded 8-1 over Bandits, Goudie/Diana Zawacki and Ensigns narrowly won, 5-4, Mike Hope/Sherri Reid.» Prices in effect to Sat. December 11/93 Oven Ready shops Shepherd’s Pie Strips 99 over Independents and Steeprock won 7-2 over Firemen. The only top half’ The second round is also, at the George and is ‘sched-s uled for Jan. 9. with Bill Ellis THE FELON ‘This lady never, ever intend- ed to become a felon, Crime Lasagna im was the at hing on her mind. Sarai, in the form of She had always'been very con- Canadi 8. son of where and when she ae When did you Cabbage Rolls F whan wr Hae Cans? 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Sat.9-6 Sun. 11-5 GEORGETOWN = : me. sinister in all }) of this. Buty the long arm of the iefannis ee any elit Do you have any liquor? Park over there!” So you thought that 48 hours “uniform.” Ignore the unshel- tered parking areas where your packed underwear is exposed to the elements. Ignore the dis- may of the couple from the that get everything but a S their wonderful Canadian holi- 'y: That is Canadian Customs true) customs officer points her finger and says - “You are now level one on a liquor charge.” “If we have any further prob-