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O'Tool!e--I to, an' then again I aon uve Mulligan--Thot's bad, fur it's harrud to know whether ter say ol'm sorry or glad.--Harper's Bazar. | ee -- ' The Modern IHunters. | "I really must get one of those knickerbocker hunting costumes," said | the girl in blue. ' "But. you don't know anything about a gun.' protested the one in gray, Of course noi," \* "And you wouidn't dare go near one." | "That's also true." "And you'd be afraid to go near any- one who had one. "Quite right." "Then you wouldn't be able to do any hunting." "You foreet.* said the girl in blue, "that husband hunting is still some- what In vogue, and I don't know any- season is quite reached the decoliete period.--Chicago Post. Her Reason The ung man picked up bg hat and looked sadly at the Hnin re is no hone for me?" he asked faintly. "None whatever," replied the beau- tiful gir], her eyes filled with compas- sion. When he reached the door he turned tow ard her again, ave to thank you for one thing," he said, bitterly. "What is that?" she inquired. "You have not told me that you would be a sister to me," "] thought of that," she rejoined, hurriedly: "but I suddenly remem- bered."" "What?" he asked shortly, as she onned, iat marry your father. I promised ts morning to "--Brooklyn Life. Utilizing the Dogs, A well-dressed woman with an Eng- ash setter puppy under her arm me rocuaintance o3 she stepped off an boat nasty Shopping? z utp would be the last thing you cond ant with you "An absolute necessity, my dear, I Ria ldn't go shopping without it. My usband spends so much money an his «xcnnels that T can't gét a°cent out of him, so now when I want anything I "ave to steal one of his puppies and ow it to a fancier before I can get any hange."--San Francisco Poe | A Mother's Fading Memory. "Why, Mamie, aren't you ashamed yourself!' exclaimed a San Antonio mother, entertaining the pastor and nddressing her daughter. "Your father has only been dead three weks, an here you are playing on the plano fe has been dead longer than that. maw. He died on the second, so you | see, he has been dead four weeks." } fact," said the mother, | i ahead and bang the stuffing cut of t plane, T declare my memory is failing | me.'--Texas Siftings | Falae. Miss Goldy de Rocks--I can never marry a man who» works for a living. Ly Auber--But IT am an artist, dear- est, Miss Goldy de sell your pictures. D'Auber (with a vision of the hard scrabble time he has been having ever eince he entered the profession)--You wrong tae, Miss de Rocks, you wrong ine. T never sold a picture in my life. --Puck. Rocks--Yes: but you | The Wisdom of Experience. "This." said the professor of anat- . as he exhibited a human jawbone. - the inferior maxilla ardon, professor," ciel said "but I understand you to y the skeleton tid have before us bebened to a femal did." "In that case, then, there is no infer- for maxillary.""-Washington Times. A Bit of Sarcasm Sarcasm generally doesn't pay, apie it be of the pleasant kind used by Irishman to his employer, a coal aed: er, who proposed to discharge mies be- he "couldn't learn anyt I've iearned one ching since u." said Pat "What's that "That eighteen hundred make a ton." Pat was retained.--Animai Friends. A New Anesthetic. Sue--I don't see how the nerve to before a whole pend dents. Did you ser Mayme--lI don't noun whether I did er not. As soon as the professor tack- led the tooth those horrid students set ae dental] stu- hurt or not.--Indlapapolis Journal. Cheated the Old Gentleman. "Is it true, that Goldy's son eloped with the old. gentleman's typewriter?" "Yes; they skipped out two weeks "A presume Goldy is just pawing the "Nata urally. He was engaged to the girl himself." She Likes Oysters, The summer girl now differs quite-- He Sut, when it comes We find her just the same. | proved terconece- v = G na Cae eeu ao zee PER SERS = w@e fill, a fills the mud br: u aclay nature ti impervious t Water, and th result is the water orms a strea. top of the ground, channeling and *®cult.ng @4,. all the fine gravel upon th tup of the stones and leaving it in u bud cond.tion, I no- tice that the railroad which passes through my farm has in recent yeas been balasted almost entirely with More than a and the result is th heavy the rain the cinders take oll that falls, and part with it at their leisure. The same would be true of a driveway Niled to the depth of 18 inches with cinders, though of course more or less clay would be deposited on such u drive that does not find its way. on a railroad track. Yhen it is impossible to procure cin- ders in quantities sufficient to make a driveway, and it seems desirable to use stone, the excavation should be made two feet or more deep,with the largest stones at the bottom, gradually using smaller stones until near the surface they should not be bigger than apples or hen eggs. Uf the stones are selected In this way and carefully placed, the big ones will never come to the surface to bump a wheel and the gravel will never work down among the larger struct the passage of the The hottom of the excavation should slope heth ways to the centre with a drain only laid a foot or two below the sur- face along the centre lin surface. ts ballasted with sravel the drive will take all the water that falls as fast as it falls and there will be no surface washing. The best drives in cemeteries and public grounds are made in this way with the pong ef a stone or brick gutter on both o either sides. 'This of COlfse makes it more expensive and cannot be pracised by the ordinary owner of a home. If it is not possible to make the whole driveway as thoroughly as I have Indl- cated, then the steepest slope should lw treated in this way, carrying the porous material sufficiently far above the steep incline to catchand absorb the water that comes from above.--tlL. R. Pierce, in Ohio Farmer. MOON'S RANGA ARE | CATHODE, An Electrician Finds That They Penr- | 1. trate Both Metal and Wood That the rays of the times cathode and trating ---- substances is the latest discovery *rofesser Roentgen's ap paratus is Sie supplied by nature, and is within the reach of everybody. ' maker of the scientific discovery moon are at eavable of pene working with a number of other electricians, and the results they have obtained are receiv- ing serious attention Mr. Dohrman claims that he a photographic negative protected from light receives an im- pressoin from the rays of the moo>, while it Is absolutely unaffected by sun- has light. The only conclusion to be drawn from this is. he says, that the moon's rays are capable of penetrating the covering gf the plate. If you take a dry photographic plate and before any Nght reaches it encior- it In an'absolutely light-proof box and to thp sun, it will, on de- be absolutely clear, .Ir. Dohrman made his experi- ments with the moon he took a num- ber of plates similarly protected ani further wrapped the boxes up in cloth. re exposed at the time of the full moon in March, and on develop- plates were found to be com- covered with impressions. experiments were carried cn y. The first boxes were of wood shadows produced on plat In some instances no shadows were obtained. After studying this int the Investigators came to the conclusion that the penetrating. rays were present for periods of a minute or so and then ceased. The discoverer has a theory that the X rays from the moon are obtained in the following why: The moon pos- seeses no atmosphere like that of the earth. It is, therefore, a body capable of producing cathode rays. When those they some of the rays to ret and that is why they are only to found intermittently. Petroleum Fuel on Warships. Oil burners on a system invented ly mn engineer named Cunniberti pm e been put-into all the new Italian ships, and have also been etopted 7 the German Government. The f: 1 used is not crude petroleum, but pet »- leum' residuum, which is more econo. 1- British admiralty is almut to experi- ment with liquid fuel on the new fast cruiser Gladiator. up be- (awd tx tod as on stole, AQG APHY. Seatape Usurpa- Ppcsiieny Jim came homer from echo. Pai a kasw..5 twinkic du ais egan: my, Whut's de bee' t'ing cer eat ee old lady stopped with the corn- pene haif way out. o @ -OVen, and gazed at her son in amazem 'Da's whut I calls er fool wacétient: i sil; exCvaimed, "'Da's de kin' er t'ing dat°sues-ter show how yoh kin go ter school an' go to school, an' not hab dan de day yoh Mebbe," she added, suspici- youd tase spiled an' doan know watat 1s good ter eat no _ as, I does. I jes" wants to heah yeu say it' 'Anybody knows dat i bes' ting ter eat dat giows Is 'poss mam my!" laughed Pickaninny Jim; "f knowed yoh wus gwirter say aat." *'Cohse yoh knowed it. Dat's de onties' answer dar is ter de question. Ef f wurn' so busy wif disshere pone, I'd reach ober an' rap yer foh bein' sascy." *Well, swer, nohow. "Whut de reason *taln't?" "Case yoh musn' say 'possum "I musn'! I's gwinter pay fo'h bits ter de mahket man foh de privilege o* sayin' it de fus chance I gits. Who | **possum' ain' de right an- anomiles, an' she done tol' us we mus' vay 'opossum." "Looky yah, Hanniba!. Doan' yoh lemme heah no mo' seech taik ez dat, or I'se gwinter nip yoh aa an' gib yer er lammin' besid Doan' yoh nebber let me heah a sayin' O'Possum no mo'. Dat's er cullud aramile, dat is, an' teacher aw no teacher, dar ain't no "scuse foh per- mouncin' 'is name like he wus Ahrish." When Old l'riends Mect. Sandwich Man (graduate of Yale)-- "What -ever became of Rushem, our old' pal on the football team?" "Motorman (graduate of oer. ie " y = e force." ? Sandwich Man (bitterly)--"Rushem always was a lucky do; og." * The Creie~ naw Dav It takes some werms a terrible long nice old woman thinks that people like to hear about her married children and the grandchild- The sooner a monument is put up after a man dies tue nicer the things said on &, ost of us were named after our parents' kin who had the most money, and what did it get us? t is all over; the wife of one of the flercest democrats in town was seen this morning going to the house of the fiercest Republican to borrow a cake of soa There seems to be only one thing that can be depended upon in politics, and that is that it takes a stronger man to carry his own ward than to carry his own state.--Atchison Globe. The Voice o) Fxnerlenes The wedding will occur very soon,and she was telling her mother about her plans for a "When Harold is ovt late at ss she said, "I shail not shall try to vai sperma shall go so fa burning for 'an 4 cheery when he returns." Her mother was silent. "Don't you think it would be idea to keep the light burning a good for , it might do very well for the first month or so. Bai afie> Harold has paid a few gas bills, you'll prob- ably conclude that it will be just as well to put the matches where he can find them and turn the IMght out."-- Washington Star. Tee Wieked Banaon + kin. Once there was a wicked banana skin that was slick and dangerous. Strong men, fat women, mpous bankers, actresses and dudes had been thrown by stepping on that banana skin, and the latter had grown proud and haughty. Seeking new worlds to conquer, the banana skin one day moved to a street along which there was to be a parade. "Just watch me down 'em," it chuckled as the head of the processidn came in sight. - It proved to ball players, be a company of base- 1 lke "a porous plaster and its career wus ended The ( onfidence of Genius. "Young man," said the editor, "this is the seventeenth poem you have of- fered me in three days." "T know it," was the answer. "I like to write poetry," 'But don't you thirk: that it is rather an ambitious undertaking? In literature. as in everything else, aman ought to begin at the bottom and work "That's my method precisely. When- ever I write a poem the first things I think about are its feet." Just One. "There's one thing the X rays can't find." \ Se ~ BA ue ' Satisfaction guaranteed, WALLACE n fact everything in the furniture line. BARGAINS at your own prices for CASH ONLY. UNDERTAKING. SLAUGHTERING SALE OF FURNI- TURE FOR THE NEXT 6O DAYS. Everything marked below cost. All kinds of . 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