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ai iit ei "8 Sot hg aE on : oda si 50-5 LOE RAAT i GAOT AS a RSTO CR a Te DR Fe ee yg Fe ea eee oe eek THE STRATFORD THE HOUSE OF HAZARDS LOOK, DAD? teresa CAR APPROACHING THE CROSS ROADS: -STOPY, By MAC ARTHUR MEN'S FOR GOODNESS SAKE, MA,1 CAN SEE THOSE THINGS ---YOU ONLY MAKE ME NERVOUS DOING THAT+.- Modern Enough The sad-looking man in the tene-. ment area leaned over the bannisters and caught the visitor before she could disappear down a hole in the staircase. "I wonder," said the visitor indig- nantly, "the landlord doesn't do some- thing to repair this wretched build- 'kane coat with fly-front (buttons Files should never be used on the concealed under % stitched panel of| nails, say beauty experts. A rusty cloth) is a new idea for spring. One| file may cause serious infection, or particular good model of this type|may have an uneven edge that conies in soft navy blue woolen. leaves the nails rough and ragged. A new unbreakable glass mani-| We all know how easily the slight- cure stick promises to supplant the| est snag on a nail has a way of ing." sgt a ie wood. he Be agi io ae one's Sp screen or prc "4 " ; put nail whitener under the nails|ing, damaging the nail as well a Pecos he sunt west ee eae to push back the cuticle. The|the material. An emory board is OW-"| CAN SEE THOSE THINGS":-) " "NOTHING LIKE A QUIET RIDE tN THE COUNTRY -+*IF YOU KNOW Y.W.C.A. Play Shop Reveals Fine Talent That Stratford does not lack dram- atic talent meriting encouragement was demonstrated at the initial pre- ALLRIGHT, ALLRIGHT SEE THESE--It's remarkable the good quality and style of these Women's-- New Easter Hats for $1.45 & $1.95 F. G. McTAVISH 44 WELLINGTON ST. during alterations to premises occupied by THE MIRROR and its Job Printing Department. aetna sop ead SMART RETORT PEACE IS POSSIBLE A smart young man entered an in- The Very Rev. Dr. Inge, former dean surance office and asked the office |of St. Paul's Cathedral, London, says: boy: "Can you insure my soul?" "Christianity would provide a cure for "T don't know," replied the boy, | war, but we have known about Christ- "but if you will be seated I will in-/|ianity for nearly two thousand years, quire at the fire insurance depart-,and never tried it yet." ment." ae Ape eae i a '. sansenaste seine westvwanres_ acsmaeeretnies £ Fase 6S 6 Se GILBERT -- SCHMIDT The Congregational Church was the Phone 179 = 84 'Ontario St. scene of the wedding of Thelma W., Will do your Repairs in eldest daughter of Mr. and Mrs. John Telephone Orders Receive Immediate Attention F. Schmidt, R. R. 4, Stratford, and CHINA HALL Plumbing Heating Customers will confer an appreciated favor by George Gilbert, Jr.. son of Mr. and Electric telephoning their orders and instructions as long | as street barricades are necessary. , Fe ee ey aaauc ens Eee Seema caciay Aiurinuia | Soe PETER & SYLVESTER | WEDDINGS HEINBUCH -- LAY ed. The bride was given in marriage except that the extra day will be| announce its egg, has a modern fos- shifted from February 29th to the|ter child, a biddie that peeps when middle of the year. In the proposed|an egg is boiled. Originated by a LIKE A 'QUIET, RIDE IN THE COUNTRY--1F YOU KROW national holiday. ment. € ence in the City Hall. Credit for a ) . ; a Splendid performance of three one- \- --_ a ea ens a ee eee ie ihe oe a : £2 A few years ago we sold $7000 worth of McGreg- K \ 4 i | meee Siete le eae f . R. Brandt, who coached the young 2 Cay le age Ys et or's Flannelette Gowns and Pyjamas. We'd hard- artists. } " se un es Sy te seater : - a | oe ee ge Sy "ah a rr ly hoped to ever be able to offer such values again, ie @ : a : of human saliva from its normal function--more deleterious than the companist for the dances. Those tak- ' Te tobacco alkaloid involved. This is the chief trouble from chewing ing part were Grace Tough, Verna Ine S ed tobacco. i McKay, Pearl Wood, Estelle Oldacre . ; £ LAL pip Blip an Sack at Se Sipe aee Ser 'i buses ; é purpose--to balance the acid gastric juice. The chewer wastes it by his Jean Stratton, Marion Griffith, Dor iti : ghee Se me ,M ; et d spitting out the saliva would doubtless cause much the same trouble. othy Whaley, Alice Donaghy, Irene "ig 2 atipe oat seldom lays his trouble to the tobacco. Excess of acids Wettlaufer, Shirley Hall, Laurel Hall. gee gerne corrons" ti tr On ae eee The cast was composed of Barbara Crane, Mary Myers, Margaret Mit- chell, Shirley Easson, Betty Plummer, Smith, Doris Harloff, Joan Lightfoot, Joan Sanderson, Gail Runciman, Anna Roberts and Margaret McMillan. The presentation was sponsored by the Health and General Education Committee of the Y. W. C. A. Mrs. ee rh: a ash = 2 was going to do something about it -- 'a glass surface is said to be ideal for| recommended by the experts. And new calendar February will have 30 | manufacturer exhibiting in the Chi- days and Leap Year will come as| cago Merchandise Mart, a container The first play was "The To Sh =3 GAINES MD-3 =e o) enacted by little girls egal in pei Petes epee : a BUT HERE WE ARE--every garment perfect. , TO CHEWERS OF TOBACCO : Helen Baker, Doris Pauli i ts kett, Phyllis Capper 'oe ee successive expectorations. If he chews before' breakfast, so much the , ros, worse--he is sure of excess of acid for the digestion of this highly "Seven To One" was the title- of patient of mine once relieved all his stomach distress by stopping short the second play, a comedy laid in a on the chew within the hour before and after meals. I once saw a man Margaret Roberts, Lauretta Siegner and Helen Robertson. Assisting Artists. The Y. W. C. A. Play Shop mem- _ A. C. McLeod is convener of the com- mittee, and the members are: Mrs. S. Cee is oe iB pte : 2 until he went on a tour to Naples and these purposes. go over the nails lightly every day. =] es Fee saw the ruins of Pompeii. Now he -- Leap Year, in the revised calen-| Forming this habit will keep them Vi EN"S oe a j ee thinks this isn't too bad." ai dar which the League of Nations|always beautifully shaped and J Fe . a: a a expects to establish throughout the | smooth. Fl | tt p : an "extra Saturday" between June} to boil eggs has a small chicken on 30 and July 1. An "extra Saturday" |top which peeps when the egg 1s would 'obviously create a longer| cooked to the desired solidity. The weekend and itis suggested that| time is regulated by the amount of sentation by talented young members | of the Y. -W. GC. As Play Shop, who from six to twel , ney : of the pl ve years. In the course Strange as it may seem, the disgusting habit of masticating "the e play the dolls, jumping jacks, weed" (tobacco) is more seductive, more tenacious in its hold on the biuchion splat, Bebdgie rel bugine chewer, and, in some ways, less harmful to him than the more elegant Cate he ge et habit of smoking, to which society is more tolerant. In this article I Norma Pallister, Shirl i 3 : : . ena Gravelle soe, De dbppene Hel- important meal. Prolonged state of this normally alkaline saliva being Salter, Iona McB ouble, Shirley thrown away, causes the victim to become dyspeptic with a chronically os De a McBurney, Georgina Stur- acid stomach. Sourness, gas eructations, inability to digest fatty foods, » Doreen Skirten, Shirley Murray, and even burning pain are evidences of the trouble. It is not the nicotine, college atmosphere. The story was of 101 years, who had chewed "ever since he could recollect" but never Sai oe os Mee seaty Taw chewed before breakfast, nor to excess at any other time. : pice Boe hong Of course the better way is never to chew tobacco nor anything known to each other, they all invited else but good wholesome food in moderation, but the aged brother who The third play "The Black Horse- _ man" was more difficult, but it was presented with as much ease. The members of the cast were: Constance bers were ably assisted by the Col- legiate Orchestra under the direction of J. T. Priest, and had also as assist- ing artists the Jubilee Girls' Choir R. McConkey, Mrs. W. H. McCabe, Mrs. N. T. Griffith, Miss Jessie Faill, Miss Winnifred McLagan, Mrs. F. J. Whitmore, Mrs. G. S. Cowan and Mrs. world in 1939, will be unchanged,| The faithful hen that cackles to MOTHER, THERE'S NOTHING this day be considered as an inter-| water placed in the top compart- delighted a large, enthusiastic audi- McGREGOR MAKE : icoti h ersion hie! Hoek oe shall try to illustrate, not the effects of the nicotine, but the perv Eleanor Grandison, Betty, Sanderson, but the lost saliva that produces the Beate ee a Ce COA a ae the same young man _ to be present. oe ee ee Gotts, Margaret Cornish, Marion conducted by F. P. Polley. A. R. Brandt. JUST CALL 115 THE FLETCHER JOHNSTON PRESS 123 ONTARIO STREET Pearl, only daughter of Mr. and Mrs. by her brother-in-law, Percy Schlotz- C. Thomas Lay, to Cecil Albert Hein- buch, son of Mr. and Mrs. Frederick Heinbuch, Kitchener. The ceremony took place at the home of her parents, Caledonia street, with Rev. G. Walter Schoedel officiating. The bride, who was given in marriage by her father, had Miss Verlia Ingram, Toronto, as bridesmaid, and little Miss Marlee Ma- guire, Toronto, was 4 winsome flower girl. The wedding music was played by Miss Audrey Whiteside. Murray McDonald was best man. Mr. and Mrs. Heinbuch left for a motor trip and on their return the popular young couple who have the best wishes of a host of friends will reside in Strat- hauer and was attended by Miss Olive M. P. Schmidt. The groomsman was Charles Carter. During the signing of the register, Mrs. H. Padington, sister of the bridegroom, sang "O Promise Me." Following the ceremony, the wedding breakfast was served at the future home of the bride and _ bride- groom, Downie street. FAMILIAR "Hello, Jackson, old man, how are you?" "My name isn't Jackson, it's John- son." "Same thing! I was just being a little familiar, that's all." 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