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Ves THE STRATFORD MIRROR | | _ The Wonderful Heating Advantages of _ Hastings Coal Blowers with Automatic Controls SAVE $5.00 Save FIVE DOLLARS or more on every ton of coal. Use the -smaller sizes of hard coal. Clean and economical. Automatic Regulation Fuel consumption regu- lated automatically by the amount of heat re- quired. Will not burn a pound of coal unless re- quired for heating. Steady Heat Constant summer time temperature of seventy degrees regardless of rain, sleet or snow. Complete Combustion Produces more heat from each pound of coal burn- ed. Noiseless in oper- ation, starting and stop- ping automatically. Maintains the. desired temperature without variation. No Overheating. \ Coal has proven the most satisfactory and economical method of heating for hundreds of years. The HASTINGS COAL BURNER, automatically controlled, burns coal to _ the best advantage, getting all the heat from the coal, giv- ing uniform heat at all times in the desired and regulated quantities. ' A rugged, sturdy blower of high quality with automatic controls operated by the temperature of the water in a - hot water system or the temperature of the heated air leaving the warm air furnace or the steam pressure in a steam boiler. HASTINGS COAL BLOWERS automatically controlled reduce heating costs by one-third to one-half. Using fewer tons of coal at DOLLARS less per ton. Buck- wheat is the ideal size of coal for domestic heating. It is clean, water-washed coal of the same quality as the larger sizes. More easily handled and DOLLARS cheaper. With the HASTINGS COAL BLOWER and automatic controls Buckwheat coal can be banked for long periods. Fill the = Biasy Gate No Chills. . firepot according to instructions, set the controls and for- get the fire for a day or two. Quick results when wanted, and uniform comfortable temperature of seventy degrees all the time, day and night, day after day. The electric controls guarantee economical heating as well as adequate Uniform Heating. They control the coal consumption down to the very pound necessary to maintain your own stand- ard of heating comfort. Never three degrees difference in temperature all winter and not a pound of coal wasted. Every HASTINGS COAL BURNER is equipped with a Westinghouse Special Coal Blower Motor, especially built for automatic control. Quiet running. Will not interfere with radio reception. Years of service are built into every HASTINGS unit. Owing to the complete combustion obtained with HAST- INGS COAL BLOWERS, the amount of ash is reduced from one-third to one-half of that from coal burned with- out a blower. Installed on your furnace or boiler and electric service for $75.00 cash. Terms may be arranged. Grates supplied are extra. HASTINGS COAL BURNER Phone 1625 ; R. A. LASHBROOK, Phone 224w STRATFORD RADIO, Phone 810 STRATF ORD, ONTARIO THE STRATFORD MIRROR : Our Shoe | Repairing | Service GIVES EVERY CUSTOMER SATISFACTION Superior Repair Shop | 119 Ontario St. Phone 941 'PHONE GG PHONE =a a City Calls 1 or 2 passengers 25c ROY HUEHNERGARD For "Special Theatre Service" Phone 616 Adults 10c Children 5c Have Your FURNACE PIPES looked over, Call STRATHRORD HEATING SERVICE 11 Ontario Street, Stratford. Day Phone 388 Night Phones: 2312 or 828-F. The World Moves .. So Do We Stratford Cartage We Move Pianos, Safes and Furniture By courteous and reliable men. PHONES: P, J. Sinclair PH PGlPit MECN asenise ois vs ky dane Office 26 ALBERT ST. GASOLINE AND OILS COAL ANTHRACITE COAL POCAHONTAS, Egg Size Red Jacket, Egg Size Selvay Coke CORNISH COAL CO. Phone 44 "Doc's SS Corner" is The meek may inherit the earth but will they be willing to pay the back taxes. "Are you looking for something in men's clothing, sir?" asked the floor- walker to a harassed-looking custom- er. "Certainly not,' was the reply; 'I'm looking for something in women's clothing. I've lost my wife." A super-optomist is a hitch-hiker who tries to thumb a ride on the road to success, College man--"Women do not inter- est me. I prefer the company of m fellow men." Room mate--'"Shake, "brother; I haven't 'any money, either." If we could take some of the musi- cal saws out of the radio studios and put them back into the building trades it might help the times. "Married men ought to wear some- thing to indicate plainly that they are married," says a writer. They generally do--the suit they bought three or four years ago. The lecturer was emphasizing the demoralizing effect of divorce. "Love," he said, "is a quest ,a pro- posal, a request; the giving of a daughter in marriage, a bequest; and marriage itself the conquest. But what is divorce?" Voice from the audience: "The in- quest!" We just read of a darkey who was going to chop down a tree but before he got at it the wind blew it down. Now he's waiting for an earthquake to come along and dig up his potatoes for him. A magistrate says no man can drive a car properly while kissing a girl. And, we might add, no man can kiss .a girl properly while driving a car. Old lady at local depot--Is-this the train for London? Trainman--Yes, lady. Get aboard. Old lady--Are you sure it goes to London? Trainman--wWell, the station master, the engineer, the fireman and the conductor, say it goes to London, and that's all I know. A catastrophe happened in a Scotch- man's family and, wishing to com- municate the news to a friend by telegram not exceeding ten words, he dispatched the following: "Bruises hurt, erased afford, erected, analysis hurt, infecious dead, Sandy." The story in full: "Bruce is hurt. He raced a Ford. He wrecked it, and Alice is hurt. In fact she is dead. Sandy." A St. Marys man reports he had what might be called a fine assort- ment of neckties until his wife got the mat looking habit. "Your honor," said the prosecuting attorney in an American court, 'your bull-pup has gone and chewed up the court Bible." "Well," grumbled his honor, "make the witness kiss the pup; we can't ad- journ court to get a new Bible." A local man whose head is smooth on top wonders why he should pay full price for a haircut. A barber kindly explains that when the hairs are scarce, it takes longer to find them, Jean had been naughty, and had been sent to her bedroom to "think things over.' After a while she came down stairs all smiles and said, "T thought and prayed." 3 "Fine," said her mother. 'That will help you to be good." "Oh, I didn't ask God to help me to be good," said the child. 'TI just told Him to help you to-put up with me. The world will overlook the occas- ional error if you bat out a home run occasionally. Some time ago a resident of an east- ern town reported radio programs coming from his stove. Programs have also been heard here that sound like blazes, A rural mail carrier had a pet squir- rel in a small cage to deliver. The squirrel got out and disappeared down the road. "Aren't you going to catch him?" asked a bystander. "Don't worry about that," said the mail man. "He doesn't know where he's going. I've got the address here." A loéal colored woman wanted some repairs made on the house she was occupying. The owner agreed to fix the steps, the hole in the roof, to run the nest of wasps away, and to paint the ver- andah, : "But Auntie,' he added, "I am sorry to tell you we will have to raise your rent next month." Her. face lighted up with relief, "Lawd, Cap, do sho will be nice ob yo'. I jes been wonderin' how I wuz gonna raise it myself!" BULB BOWLS Now is the time to grow bulbs. We have a nice variety of Bowls at-- 25c up to $1.00 J. L. BRADSHAW China Hall VULCANIZING Tire Repairs of all kinds BATTERIES Recharging Repairing All Work Guaranteed STRATFORD TIRE & BATTERY 132 Ontario Street PHONES--Day 800 Night { 2971 1339-J PETER & SYLVESTER Will do your Repairs in Plumbing Heating Electric Phone 219 12 Ontario St. L. COOK PLUMBER AND ELECTRICIAN 110 Downle St. Phone 176 ~ For Corns and Callouses DR. JOHNSTON'S Callous - Off A 25c box of Callous-Off will dis- solve the hardest corn or callous without leaving the slightest ap- pearance of rawness. On sale at drug and shoe stores or sent direct post paid for 25c from aboratory. Dr. Johnston's Callous-Off Company Stratford, Ont. IXL GARAGE General Service of All Kinds Ferodo Brake Lining Installed. Batteries Charged, 50c. - ROY CHATTERS Phone 2158 609 Downie PARTRIDGE SANITARY & HEATING ENGINEERS Stratford and Toronte Plumbing, Heating, Sheet Metal Work and Roofing *| READ THE MIRROR "ADS." 29 Ontario St. Phone 1257 =