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Edison Appliance Co. 261 321 Drew a Volley of Protests As might have been expected, th suggestion that came out from Toro : to a few weeks ago that Count Council be abolished drew a volley o protest from the Perth Council. Simi ar volleys may be expected from ever Council in every county between Windsor and the place where Ald Bob McDonald goes fishing away u north. The funny part of it is that the Toronto Globe was responsible for th story that this was under considera tion by the government. Premier Hen ry has denied that it was ever dis cussed. There's one thing about it, i that be true, he's getting an idea oO the reception such a move would res ceive, without the trouble of discus- sing it at Queen's Park. FREE! We are anxious to give you the best service possible. Hete's what we are giving every patron, FREE Service on Batteries, Tires, park Plugs Stratford Tire and Battery H. E. McAlpine, Prop. 132 Ontario St. Phone 800 WHY TAKE A CHANCE ? 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Day Phone 3338 Night Phones: 2312 or 828-F. ¥ sa hs Meretytteety hanes Bie arte: Peael | For Corns and Callouses DR. JOHNSTON'S Callous - Off A 25c box of Callous-Off will dis- solve the hardest corn or callous without leaving the slightest ap- pearance of rawness. On sale at drug and shoe stores or sent direct post paid for 25c from waboratory. Dr. Johnston's Callous-Off Company Stratford, Ont. Little Mary had been taught polite- ness. One day when the minister call- ed, Mary, awaiting a pause in the con- versation, remarked: "I hear we soon are to have the pleasure of losing you." = nr "Doc's Corner" --s . -- -- es =e -- ger Se: -- = eS - of in Many a man is late at his wedding, | but others are not late enough. * % a "Oh, exclaimed the excited | woman who had mislaid her husband. my!" man with | "Tm looking for a small one eye." "Well, madam," replied the floorwalker, "if he's a very small man, polite perhaps you'd better use both eyes." | "Ten dollars or ten days," said the | magistrate to the habitual drunkard." "But I've only two dollars in the world," replied the prisoner." "Well you must go to jail, then. If 'you hadn't spent the money getting | drunk, you would have been able to} pay the fine." What the world wants is an anaes- 'thetic to make taxpaying painless. j Eo * * One husband says that if his wife | | makes a mess of the dinner she dumps it on a lettuce leaf and calls it a sal- | ad. 'Sn. Se First Old Maid:--Would a stocking | \hold ali you want for Christmas?" | Second, ditto:--"No, but a pair i of | socks would." * * % | Irate guest (phoning down)-- Say, | night clerk! Clerk: (sharply)---What's mind now? Guest--Mind, h----! They're all over the bed. on your bd * we "My-dear sir," said the doctor, "your | } to } physical troubles are due entirely your defective teeth. Now let me ex- | |/amine them." "All right, patient, hold out your hand.' * * ae ' doctor," muttered the Why be without something if you | can afford it? Every purchase helps to keep somebody in a job. ; ae, ee "l've just given my wife a new coat," "To keep her warm?" "No, to keep her quiet." cs me * the old geezers who start it are sent to the Warfare will never end until front line trenches. % * * The fellow who sits in the end seat | and refuses to get over is probably the lsame fellow who drives his car in the % * * | middle of the road._ | The imbecility of keeping up a mil- | lion-dollar front on a dollar income | now seems apparent to everybody ex- |cept legislators. Ed e bed If you have had an argument with | your wife and want to get even with |her, sharpen a lead pencil in the kit- chen sink. * * * The supreme optimist is the man who opened a pee wee golf course this season. 1 * *« * | two Mrs. Climber: "I'm Fido in the dog show." Friend: "Do you think he will win?" going to enter | Mrs. Climber: "No, but he will meet some nice dogs." we * % City Editor--'Well, what was all the; excitement? Rambling Reporter--"Nothing but a! eat ed." City Editor--"Great! for an extra. Nine lives lost! Smoke it up Angus--"Don't waste gas, Doce. Just yank it out, even if it hurts like .the dickens." Dentist: "You are plucky. Let me see the tooth." Angus--"Oh, 'taint me that's got the toothache; it's me wife. She'll be here directly." * * * The most unusual and suggestive license number is reported from Belle- ville, where an undertaker's car has the number U2. Ea a % The Ohio woman who bequeathed million dollars to a humane so- ciety. probably figured that if she left it to her'relatives they would fight like cats and dogs anyhow. The teacher was explaining the diff- erence between the stately rose and the modest violet. "You see children," she said, "a beautiful, well-dressed lady walks along the street, but she is proud and does not greet anybody -- that is the rose. But behind her comes a small creature with bowed head." "Yes, miss, I know,' Tom interrupted, "that's her husband." ee The true character of people is re-,; vealed when the poor become sudden- lyl wealthy and the rich become sud- denly poor. A Northern miner who was: driving an efficiency expert over a mountain one cold and snowy day spread the buffalo robe over their knees. "You ought to turn the hair side on the in- side," said the efficiency expert. "Don't you know it's a great deal warmer to have the hair next to one's body?" The old miner obeyed and then be gan to chuckle. "What are you laughing at?" asked the passenger. "Are you laughing at me?" "No," replied the miner. "T was thinking about the buffalo. What a fool he was all his life not to know a simple thing like that." * * * Jill, accompanied by her dog, is out walking. She meets Jack, who invites her to the matinee. Jill is willing--but what to do with the dog? Jack suggests taking it to the police station. Jill does so, found it. Matinee enjoyed. Jack now calls at police station and claims "lost" dog. Is told he must leave two dollars re- ward for the finder; does so. Jill then drops in as "finder ' re ceives the two dollars. "All is well."' pretending she has fell in the river and was drown- | | | | | | Easy on the eyes and easy to clean 25 - 40 and 60 watt Carton of 6, $1.40 YDRO @HOP Tel. 460 ER E Gerviceissupreme The World Moves .. So Do We Stratford Cartage We Move Pianos, Safes and Furniture By courteous and reliable men. PHONES: PJ. Sinclate: 22:0. 2 SE Freight Sheds Office 26 ALBERT ST. GASOLINE AND OILS L. 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