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THE MIRROR WHY THEY ARE SPOKEN OF A MILLION MILES OR MORE AS GODS 7. Been In the olden times when Cicero was | this one: asked why these people were spoken| A negro employee was of as gods, he replied, that it was|@¥UeStoned during an investigation a well established custom among the al : eeenee wen sti ay illed ancients to deify those who had ren- neopte PO TORS CRN, Deet dered their fellow men important ser "Did you see the vices, as Hercules, Aesculapius, Bac- WHAT MR. GARY FOUND OUT Be diligent; keep appointments Be Elbert H. Gary, chairman of the | 224 promises. ; a aim United States Steel Corporation, Be. reasonable, fair, patient, and j : j 7 says that obeying these rules has | exercise a good disposition. made him a millionaire: Make friends; making en- The evenings are getting cool- er and longer--a good electric traveling engineer, tells being RT rs AO a "Doc's Column avoid Be approachable. emies. Get a good education. Wollow the eclden ruic. Select your occupation with care iat Be patriotic; and stick to it. ; 1 Be clean and. healthy, observe: the' law. Joycycles and Accessories main one! Mis respect officials; Baby Carriage Tires mentally, Bicycle Repairing train?" he was asked. chus and many others. called a god among men or not. ; First: What did you accomplish in the world with the power that God gave you? Second: How did you help: your neighbor' and what did you do for those in need? Third: What did you do to serve God? Fourth: What did you leave in the world that was worth while when you came from it? Last: What did you bring into this new world which will be of use here?--Dr. J. Stanley Durkee: The vain grow fretful and rebel, While Merit's patience must be strong; A man mey lose in doing well; He cannet win by going. wrong, The ancients' idea of what constitutes a god among men maybe was higher than that of the present day. However, how these questions are answered will determine who is entitled to the honor of being TET REN AOR TREES ee Orthophonic. Victor Records from Heintzman's Dance Numbers Chiquita--Waltz. Twelve o'Clock Waltz--Waltz. Victor Arden-Phil Ohman and Orchestra. Down Where the Sun Goes Down--Fox Trot. Too Busy--Fox Trot. Coon-Sanders Orchestra. Your a Real Sweetheart--Fox Trot. Lonely Little Bluebird--Fox Trot. Roger Wolfe Kahn and His Orchestra. Vocal Numbers That's My Weakness Now --Helen Kane Get Out and Get Under the Moon-- Helen Kane. Ye Olde Firme HEINTZMAN & CO. Jas. Anthony, Mgr. 131 Ontario St. Phone 769 "Yes. san. "Where was he?" "Bout thuty eahs back engine."' "Where were you?" "On de back end of the tendah." "What time of night was it?" "'Bont leben o'clock." "Do you mean to tell me that you saw that man thirty car lengths away at eleven o'clock at night?" "Yes. suh.'"' "How tar do you think you can see at night?" "Bout a million miles, I reckon. How fah is it to de moon?" : * * * The small dinner party had reach- ed the dessert stage when little Joan said: 'Will dessert upset me_ to- night. mummy, or is there enough to go around?" fum de The general use of electric pow- er has enabled the workers to raise thir standard of efficiency and pro- ductivity until America has estab. fished its industrial supremacy throughout all the nations of the world.--Willian Green, president American Federation of Labor. morally. and physically. Be honest. Don't pass cars + + * unless there is room in your own traffic YC AREN line ahead COURTESY: COMMON: Highway Safety Committee The HON. GEO. S. HENRY, Chasrman. 27 or imagine. Letter Heads Bill Heads Envelopes Statements CThe Art of inasbiied has been well called " The art of all arts preservative."' Your business printing reflects the character of your business to a greater degree than you We are printers to the particular individual business houses and large manu- facturing concerns. é , IT WILL BE A PLEASURE TO QUOTE PRICES ON: a Slephene 115w The Fictcher Johnaten Pres f Sale Bills Posters Tickets Receipt Books Shipping Tags Legal Forms Business Forms Wedding Invitations 123 Ontario Street heater isa necessity. It can be used in any room in the house--just plug it in. Our heaters are priced to suit your pocket. Come in and see them. L. COOK 110 Downie St. Phone 175 Plumber and Electrician |Down& Fleming Funeral Service Rooms 94 Ontario St. - MR. DOWN Tel. 308 Phone 314 MR. FLEMING Tel. 311 + COAL ANTHRACITE COAL POCAHONTAS, Egg Size Red Jacket, Egg Size Solvay Coke Cornish Coal Co. Phone 44 y GUUTULTTNRNAUEUEGNATOWOGEANANE DR. S. H. SUTTER LD Si20 Be; DENTAL SURGEON Specialist in Prosthetic Dentistry X-Ray Equipment Majestic Apartments, 93 Downie Orrice 602 RESIDENCE 1051w PHON es | & Peter & Syivester 1 : Will do your Repairs in Plumbing Heating Electric Phone 210 12 Qntario = z : basins easily aa wk ride x Phone 1580 Residence 2198 FRANK P. GIBBS Chartered Accountant 102 Ontario St. Stratfosd, Ont. (Beacon Building) J. S. RUSSELL Registered Architect 'trum. Some Phone 1533F Gordon Block Some girls would rather stay single, but many others would rath- er knot. Ford says that men cover He overlooked Henry fifty run the world. the women under thirty. The young lad in Ben Pawson's says he just studied Greek enough to acquire a polish. Michigan has sent another man to fhe%pen for carrying a bottle of there to watch them burn witches in (the public square. Some say that jazz is dying. It al- ways sounded to us ag if it were suffering horribly. The gyroplane, a new. air mach- ine, ig said to be able to go right up and come right down. That's '|just why we have always kept out of airplanes. The attendance at a nearby vil lage church has been so small late- illy that one of the young lady mem- bers says she feels embarrased ev- ery time the minister says. "Nearly beloved brethren." It's just like 4 proposal, she says. In cave man days a club was used to get away with women. Now it is used to get away from them. 'While in Detroit recently a friend asked us if he wanted to go to the women's motor races, but we told him our mother always warned us against fast women. Tony went to the minister to make arrangements for his mar- riage, and the minister asked him if he should publish the banns. Oh, no, said Tony, we won't have any bands, just an accordeon. A New Jersey music pyofessor gays, "teach a boy to. blow a s2xo- phine and he will never blow a safe." Just think of a father having to face such a choice as that. It's pathetic to see some people growing old, and funny to see some try to stay young. Wife--I wish you'd give up smok- ing, dearest. Hubby--But all great men have smoked. Wife--Well, promise me that you won't smoke till you're great and I'll be satisfied. We smile to read some of the sport write-ups referring to the New York Giants as the * 'Clan Mc- Graw" when you look down the ros- ter of "clan" members and find a Lindstrom and a Cohen mixed up with the O'Farrells, the Welshes, the O'Douls and the Terrys on the |team. day we're going 'over. hours News has now reached the point where the Prince of Wales has to fall off a horse three times in one afternoon to get his name on the front page, but he can do it alright. Oh, lots of women gloomy grow, When backward turns their gaze, While with regrets of vanished joys They view, 'mid present avoirdu- pois, The light of other days. Though life has its quota of woes. Calm analysis clearly reveals, That the man who is up_on his toes Very seldom is down at the heels. Hundreds eaeh morning: we behold Along the highways stalking; Many are walking to reduce, More are reduced to walking. Next to the slow moving driver on the highway our idea of a real menace is the fellow who takes five minutes to count his change when he buys his ticket at the theatre. A local girl was so taken up with tennis this summer that her father referred to her as the maiden all for-lawn. A lady went into a local depart- ment store and after spending three visiting every department, and putting the clerks to no end of trouble, without spending a pen- ny, the floor walker approached her and said, "Excuse me, madam, but are you shopping here?" "Of course, I am," she snapped. What else do you think I'm here for?" A twinkle appeared in the floor walker's eyes. "Well, madam," he said, "TI thought perhaps you might be taking an in- ventory." Bring Them In Now The migration of the birds is not the only sign of the change in the seasons. When Milady starts to wear golosh- es is another one, and so soon she has. appeared. This teminds us that we should be very busy from now on. If yours need re- pairing remember we do them the Superior way. Superior Shoe Repair 119 Ontario St. Phone 941 Gordon E. McCarthy The Bicycle Man Phone 1497w 37 Ontario St. OPEN EVENINGS '"*The store that service built" Brassware from India See Window for Display of Brass Trays, Bowls, Vases, Etc. J. L. BRADSHAW CHINA HALL ae Simmons Beds Do You Need a Bed, Spring and Mattress? This is the place and time to buy it. Heavily constructed bed--depend- able springs and quality mattress. a the out- 27.00 Another set of bed, spring and mattress, Greenwood g Vivian Housefurnishings Ltd. 26 Ontario Street Laura Kruspe Teacher of Piano and Theory. Private and Class Instruction Pupils prepared for T.C.M. examination, Studio--21 Downie Phone 1204J Res. 189 Douglas St. Subscribe for The Mirror. Miss C. F. Baird L. A. B. PIANO AND THEORY Special attention to Sight Read- ing and Aural Training. Studio--53 Douglas Phone 774M Terms moderate. se Ae ee =