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THE MIRROR Did Best She Could. Mrs. Flatbush--I'm surprised at that meighbor of ours. Mr. Flatbush--What's wrong now? "Why, I saw her banging her hus- Band over the head today with her um- brella." "Oh, well, dear, I guess that's all right. Perhaps she didn't have a nut- cracker handy." Different Now. "Do you think government wages whould be larger?' "I do,' replied Senator Sorghum. "And it's a pretty unselfish attitude on my part. I can remember when folks used to stand in line asking my influ- ence for government jobs till I hardly got a chance to attend to anything else." Gne Enough. Chureh--They say that onions occur @mly in Numbers 11:5, as one of the good things of Egypt of which the Is- raelites regretted the loss. Gotham--wWell, one onion is bad emough for me. I'm certainly not ge- ing to lock for them in numbers, Very Likely. "Young Comeup was just telling mie that all their fortune came down the family line." "I guess that's true. You knew, befere the old man struck oil, his mother took in washing to support the family." WORN OUT. Dinks--What was the matter with The wedding party? The bride tet tered, the best man looked groggy, and me of the ushers collapsed at the dees, 'What was the cause of it? Winks--Too many rehearsals, oe CAMEO. RECORDS 50c All the latest song hits and | musical selections. These are genuine 10-inch double side records. Ask for the latest list. A. J. FLANIGAN Everything Musical 110 Ontario St. 7 P| Gallagher's Herbal Remedies Are known the world over, having been on the market for 47 years. Gallagher's Kid- ney Remedies have been the means of some most miracu- lous cures. It contains no mineral drug and if given a fair trial will positively relieve Inflammation irritation Dropsical Swelling Gravel or Other Solid Formations This remedy is niade of such well-known Herbs as Buchu Leaves, Mandrake' Root and Juniper' Berries. te ten ON SALE AT 'W. F. 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"I suppose that is why she does se much rubbering." A Serious One. "Yesterday was the turning pdint in Jiggsby's career." "How so?" "His auto turned turtle." Disposed Of. "You remember that cleck you sold me?" asked the lady. "Yes, madam, I do," galesman. : "You told me it would run eight Gays without winding." "Well, does it not, madam?" "I don't really know. It had such a Giabolical alarm that I didn't keep it long enough to find out." In the Country. . "Are you on good terms with your eity relations, Mr. Rural?' "Yes, but they don't seem to be on good relations with my terms." replied the One-Sided Heredity. "Do you believe children inherit | faults?" "Certainly. Our children get all | theirs from their father's side," The Matter. "What's the matter in there?' de Mmanded the clerk of a moderate-priced hotel at the door of a room from whence emanated a racket. "Alas!" wailed the dismayed gentle within. "Some fiend in human has decamped with my pants, I indeed undud!" - Retort Courteous, "Some girls can't even get 2 single beau. Now I have admirers to burn," "No, you havent. They'te tea mas," | LE_TwaZ_TACACOCO CHO KRRANMOKRMHNHMMHORM SCOTT THE CLEANER AND DYER 37 Ontario Phone 312 Dry Cleaning, Pressing. Repairing, Altering and Dyeing Ladies' and Gent's Apparel. Goods Called For and Delivered DR. A. L. BAKER » DENTIST Gordon Block, Phone 1533] SPRINGS AND AXLES WHOLESALE AND RETAIL Sole representatives best makes. Springs delivered within 24 hrs. after we have received your order and often carried in stock. Stratford Auto Accessory House JOHN PFEFFER, PROP. 94 Shakespeare St. Phone 1317w O. K. SHOE REPAIR 16 DOURO ST. Parcels called for and delivered. N. HOHNSTEIN, - Prop. If Your Battery Needs Attention, see STRATFORD BATTERY SERVICE WE ARE EXCLUSIVE BATTERY SPECIALISTS Cc. N. FULTON, mGR. PHONE 800 SKATE GRINDING TIRE CHAINS Harold A. 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